A drinking game for the Austin Powers trilogy:
- Drink one sip every time Austin says "baby".
- Drink one sip for each transition.
- Drink one sip any time the word "shag" is said.
- Drink every time Frau Farbissina shouts at the end of her sen-TEEEEENCE!!
- Drink at each stage of the joke involving the rocket that's shaped like a —
"Johnson! Pay attention!"
- In the same vein, drink at each stage of the joke with the satellite that's shaped like a pair of —
"Boobs! You boobs are reusing the same joke!"
- In the same vein, drink at each stage of the joke with the satellite that's shaped like a pair of —
- Heroic drinkers will take a shot whenever Austin displays his Fish out of Temporal Water tendencies.
- Taking a shot at each Overly Long Gag will render you unable to walk, let alone drive.
- Hardcore lushes will imbibe whenever characters tap on the fourth wall.
- If you'd like to find out what the inside of a drunk tank or toxicology ward of a hospital looks like, take a shot on each occasion Dr. Evil snatches the Villain Ball and runs with it. Of the three, the first film is the one most likely to seriously threaten your life.
- Take an additional shot whenever Scott makes a suggestion worthy of a No-Nonsense Nemesis (such as invoking Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him?), only for Dr. Evil to tell him to shut up.
- Drink when we meet a woman whose name is an obvious Double Entendre.
- Drink for every Celebrity Cameo. (The third film will have you shitfaced immediately.)
