Drinking Game / Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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General

• Every time a character does a Face–Heel Turn, becomes a Jerkass Victim, or seemingly crosses the Moral Event Horizon, take a drink.
• Every time Ward or Coulson tells a lie, take a drink.
• Every time a person with powers puts most of the blame on S.H.I.E.L.D. for his/her problem, take a drink.
• Every time one of the Agents gets knocked out without doing anything significant that episode, take a drink.
• Every time Coulson acts nerdy or references The Avengers, take a drink.
• Every time an innocent person is Stuffed In A Fridge, kicking off the episode's plot, take a drink.
• Every time Coulson tries to reason with someone and it doesn't work, or somehow makes the situation worse, take a drink.
• Every time someone uses Spy Speak (e.g. "go dark," "cross them off," etc.), take a drink.
• Every time a character from the comics dies, turns evil, or both, take a drink.
• Every time HYDRA agents enter the scene and proceed to be wiped out by 1-2 characters, take a drink.
• Every time a HYDRA agent (or several) state "Hail HYDRA", take a drink.
• Every time May hands someone their ass in short order, take a drink. From Season 2 onward, apply this rule to Bobbi and Skye/Daisy.
• Every time a member of Team Coulson (or the team as a whole) averts Arbitrary Skepticism or acts like they've Seen It All, take a drink. Take two if their reaction is contrasted by someone else's.
• Every time Lola flies, take a drink.
• Every time someone undergoes Terrigenesis, take a drink.
• Every time someone talks about some variation of "what we'll become," take a drink.
• Every time one part of FitzSimmons finishes the other's sentences, take a drink. Take two if one of them finishes someone else's sentences. Take three if someone else finishes one of their sentences.
• Every time someone implies that the Koenigs are robots or clones, take a drink. Down the rest once their sister finally reveals they really are just humans.
• Every time Hunter has a beer, take a drink.
• Every time Nick Fury appears, take a motherfucking drink.
• Every time a character disses Deke, take a drink. Take two if the person who disses him is one of his grandparents.

Season One

• Every time Coulson says "It's a magical place," take a drink.
• Every time someone tries to Break Them by Talking, take a drink.
• Every time a character sees through The Masquerade, take a drink.
• Every time someone defines S.H.I.E.L.D.'s purpose, take a drink.
• Every time someone references S.H.I.E.L.D.'s clearance levels, take a drink.
• Every time Coulson mentions that he was fatally stabbed by an alien, take a drink.

Season Two

• Every scene where Bobbi displays considerable cleavage, take a drink.
• Every time Triplett gets wounded, take a drink. Optional: toast to him and chug a drink when he suffers Character Death.
• Every time someone says, mentions, or references "Cut off the head, [x] more will grow in its place", take as many drinks as the number of heads referenced.
• Every time Skye disses her psychotic father Cal, take a drink.
• Every time an ex-significant-other is brought up, take a drink, equal to the number of exes referenced.
• Every time someone gives Ward a "The Reason You Suck" Speech, take a drink.
• Every time someone asks, "Are you ready to comply?" or "Compliance will be rewarded", comply ... by taking a drink.
• Every time Gordon teleports on-screen (or just off-screen), take a drink.
• Every time a Diviner (or its weaponized effects) kills someone, take a drink.
• Every time Bakshi gets to be a villainous Butt-Monkey, take a drink.
• Every time Mack and Fitz have serious Ho Yay around them, take a drink
• If going for Nintendo Hard:
  • Every time Agent 33 changes faces with her electronic mask, take a drink.
  • Every time someone says "the real S.H.I.E.L.D.", take a drink.
  • Every time someone questions whether Coulson is trustworthy, take a drink. Take an additional drink if said someone is a member of Team Coulson.
  • Every time someone makes a racist or dehumanizing remark about people with powers, take a drink.

Season Three

• Every time Lash kills someone, take a drink.
• When Fitz rescues Simmons, follow Hunter's advice and drink a beer.
• Every time Coulson talks about his missing (and soon replaced) hand, take a drink.
• Every time Coulson accidentally calls Daisy by her old name of "Skye", take a drink. Take an additional drink if Daisy quickly corrects Coulson on his gaffe. Take three if it wasn't Coulson who called Daisy "Skye".
• Every time Price does something creepy, take a drink.
• Every time Hunter gets berated for being dumb and reckless, take a drink.
• Every time Bobbi is seen in the gym, take a drink.
• Every time the Monolith portal is active, take a drink.
• Every time Daisy and Lincoln flirt, take a drink. Take two drinks when they get together.
• Every time the ATCU authorizes lethal force in an operation, take a drink.
• Every time Werner von Strucker gets beat up or wounded, take a drink. Take two if he ever actually dies.
• Every time Daisy gets upset because an Inhuman doesn't want powers, take a drink.
• Every time Hive infects an Inhuman or consumes a human, take a drink.
• Every time Lincoln does something profoundly reckless, take a drink.
• When Fitz and Simmons finally kiss, take a drink. Take two when they undergo a Relationship Upgrade, and down your drink when they cross The Singularity.
• Every time Elena defaults to Spanish, take a drink.
• Every time someone says "connection", take a drink.
• Every time someone passes around a S.H.I.E.L.D. jacket and/or Elena's cross necklace to build tension for the Tonight, Someone Dies moment in the season finale, take a drink. (Warning: proceed with caution.)
  • Suicide rule: Down your drink when Lincoln ends up being the one who dies. It'll help with the pain.

Season Four

• Every time Robbie Reyes transforms into Ghost Rider, take a drink. Take two when Mack briefly does the same in "Deals With Our Devils". Down the glass when Coulson does it in "World's End".
• Every time Ghost Rider kills someone, take a drink.
• Every time Daisy acts like a total Death Seeker, take a drink.
• Every time the Sokovia Accords are mentioned, take a drink.
• Every time a Watchdogs logo shows up, take a drink.
• Every time Director Mace talks about trust, take a drink. Take two if someone interrupts him.
• Every time Robbie says that he made a Deal with the Devil, take a drink. Down your drink when we finally meet said devil in "The Good Samaritan".
• Every time Agent May gets badly injured, gets incapacitated or generally has a bad day, take a drink. Take two whenever there's any dramatic reveals related to her LMD duplicate.
• Every time someone reads from the Darkhold, take a drink.
• Every time someone learns that Aida is an android, take a drink.
• Every time Mack or Yo-Yo reference a film where robots attack, take a drink. (Warning: "Broken Promises" will leave you hammered just in time for The Reveal.)
  • Nintendo Hard: Every time Mack and Yo-Yo flirt, take a drink. Take two when they get a Relationship Upgrade.
• Every time a scene teases Coulson and May, take a drink. Down your drink when Coulson and LMD May kiss in "Hot Potatoe Soup".
• Every time Shockley uses his taser, take a drink.
  • Nintendo Hard: Once he undergoes Terrigenesis, whenever he explodes, take a drink.
• Whenever any character is revealed to be an LMD duplicate, take a drink. (Warning: "The Man Behind the Shield" and "Self Control" may result in swift incapacitation.)
• Every time someone enters or exits the Framework, take a drink. Take two if someone who didn't know they were in the Framework discovers that they are. Down your drink when you see the Framework's "perfect world" in "Self Control. You don't want to be sober for that scene.
• Throughout the Framework:
  • Every time Coulson mentions the brainwashing soap, take a drink.
  • Every time the phrase "the other world" is mentioned, take a drink.
  • Every time Simmons or Daisy tells someone that the Framework isn't real, take a drink.
  • Every time "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight trope is attempted, take a drink. Take two when the attempt fails.
  • Every time the show takes a dig at real-world politics, take a drink.
  • Every time there's a nod to past seasons, take a drink.
• For returning to the real world:
  • Every time biological Aida experiences a new emotion or displays a new power, take a drink. Every time she panics upon seeing Ghost Rider, take two drinks.
  • Every time May mentions that bottle of Haig, take a drink.
  • Every time Coulson gets awkward about telling May about The Big Damn Kiss with LMD May, take a drink.
  • Every time Fitz acts guilty for what he did in the Framework, take a sip. Anything larger could kill you, and Fitz doesn't need any further deaths on his conscience.
  • Every time Jemma attacks Aida, take a drink.
  • Every time Daisy and Robbie violently destroy an LMD, take a drink.
  • Every time something gets deleted from the Framework, take a drink. Take two if a named character gets deleted. Down your drink when Radcliffe gets deleted. Just because he didn't get to finish his drink doesn't mean you shouldn't.

Season Five

• Every time a "roach" or a Remorath kills someone, take a drink.
• Every time someone gets sucked into space to their doom or subjected to an Explosive Decompression, take a drink.
• Every time Coulson insists on heading to the surface, take a drink.
• Every time the Kree overlords of The Lighthouse Kick the Dog onscreen, take a drink.
• Every time someone refers to Daisy as "the Destroyer of Worlds", take a drink.
• Every time Enoch says something is "unknown", take a drink.
• Every time the Odium appears, take a drink. Take another if someone actually drinks it. And down your drink when they subsequently die.
• Every time Deke has a The World Is Just Awesome moment, take a drink. It doesn't need to be a Zima.
• Every time Gravitonium appears, or someone touches it or gets infused with it, take a drink. Take another each time they complain about or comment on the consciousnesses within the Gravitonium arguing.
• Every time Fitz acts like (or hallucinates) his alter ego "The Doctor" from the Framework, take a drink.
• Every time Daisy goes for a Refusal of the Call or chooses not to act, generally due to fear of becoming the "Destroyer of Worlds", take a drink. Take two if she subverts this because Coulson is dying.
• Every time Talbot uses his gravity powers, take a drink.
• Every time Coulson tries to talk with May about her Love Confession, take a drink. Take two when he pulls her into a "Shut Up" Kiss.
• Every time Simmons, Fitz, or Yo-Yo say they are invincible because the current time-line guarantees their survival up to a certain point, take a drink for each one of them.
  • When Simmons does her water-or-poison roulette demonstration, take a shot with her.

Season Six

• Every time someone mistakes Sarge for Coulson, take a drink.
• Every time Snowflake sets off warning bells, take a drink.
• Every time Jaco breathes in some of his planet's atmosphere, take a drink. Take two every time he breathes fire.
• Every time Pax starts to panic, take a drink.
• Every time a Shrike possesses a host, take a drink. Take two if they start a Human Architecture Horror on said host. That isn't part of the game, it's to manage the fear.
• Every time Benson takes a drink, follow suit and take a drink.
• Every time Atarah does something that qualifies as Stupid Evil, take a drink. Have your affairs in order.
• Every time Fitz takes a shot at his alternate self, take a drink. Take two if someone points out how weird it is.
• Every time Izel is heard singing, take a drink. Take two if a Shrike is born from it.
• Every time someone eats a puff, take a drink. Take two if they have a hallucination.

Season Seven

• Every time a member of the team experiences blatant sexism or racism, take a drink.
• Every time the team moves forward in time, take a drink. Take two if someone is left behind and has to take The Slow Path.
• Every time LMD-Coulson angsts about his status as an android, take a drink. Take another every time he's "killed."
• Every time a character in the past dies before they're supposed to, take a drink.
• Every time someone discusses making "ripples, not waves," take a drink.
• Every time there's a Ship Tease between Daisy and Sousa, take a drink.
• Every time Simmons can't remember something she should, take a drink.
• Every time May explicitly feels someone's emotions, take a drink. Take two if someone's lack of emotions reveals them as a Chronicom.

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