Characters / Van-Pires

Motor-Vaters

Van He'llsing

Played by: "Himself"

The proprietor of Sunrise Salvage, Van He'llsing is a former hippie and the Motor-Vaters' mentor.

---

• As Himself: Credited as himself, likely because the actor did not want this on his work history.
• Gratuitous Spanish: Calls everyone "amigo," no exception.
• New-Age Retro Hippie: He's got long hair, a mustache, and a ridiculous hat.
• Shout-Out: Obviously a pun on Van Helsing.

Axle

Played by: Jason Hayes

The unofficial leader of the Motor-Vaters. Takes himself way too seriously.

---

• Hot Paint Job: His Motor-Vator form is yellow with red flames painted on.

Nuke

Played by: Marc Schwarz

A jokey fella who farts just as well as he fights.

---

• Big Eater: Regularly eats an entire box of pizza.
• Gasshole: The source of a good 90% of his comedy.

• Psycho Serum: Ingests one accidentally and becomes "Nukenstein" in the episode of the same name.
• "Well Done, Son" Guy: The only thing that scares him more than Van-Pires is his disapproving father.

Rev

Played by: Melissa Marsala

The requisite babe of the Van-Pire Van-Quishers.

---

• Making a Splash: Her main weapon is a fire hose.

Snap

Played by: Garikayi Mutambirwa

He's black.

---

• Jive Turkey: His name is literally Snap.
• Token Minority: Very blatantly one of these, in case you couldn't tell by the character description.

Van-Pires

Count Tracula

Played by: Jonathan Davis

The megalomaniacal leader of the Van-Pires. His vehicle form is a purple monster truck.

---

• Shout-Out: Naturally, a pun on Dracula.

Cardaver

Played by: ??

---

Ambula

Played by: Donna Daley

---

Automaniac

Played by: ??

An ice cream truck gone bad.

---

• Bad Humor Truck: He's an ice cream truck turned undead clown.
• Kill It with Ice: Uses snow cones as a weapon. One episode sees him get ahold of a liquid oxygen tank, letting him conjure up a blizzard that freezes over much of the city.
• Monster Clown: He's got a big clown head on a spring, limbs and weapons made from balloons, and is accompanied by constant circus music.
• Talkative Loon: Constantly rambles, sings song parodies, and of course, spouts puns ceaselessly.