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B01: Sebastien Bellamy

B01: Sebastien Francis Bellamy

Designated Weapon: Corkscrew

Conclusion: I'm afraid Mr. Bellamy's medical knowledge will prove just enough to let him realize he's screwed.

B02: Maxwell Lombardi

Designated Weapon: Pikachu Onesie

Conclusion: Narcissism, I choose you! I'm afraid Mr. Lombardi will quickly discover that our little game brings about the sort of leveling of the social hierarchy that rarely works to the benefit of those of his ilk. I give good odds some of those bloody peasants promptly have a little tea party and throw off the shackles of colonial rule.

Adaptational Nice Guy: The original Maxwell was a reprehensible and unrepentant multi-murderer. This version of him isn't exactly a goody two-shoes, but he doesn't rack up anywhere close to the body count. In fact, he wins the version without committing a single murder.

B03: Simon Leroy

Designated Weapon: Sack of Thumbtacks

Conclusion: Mr. Leroy is like a good can of makes-its-own-gravy dog food: a smug prick complete with tacks to shove under his fingernails.

Faux Affably Evil: Has a veneer of niceness to hide his jerkier qualities.
Heel–Face Turn: Despite his early intentions of winning via underhanded tactics, he ends up revealing a more heroic side on two occasions. The second of which ends up resulting in his demise.
Katanas Are Just Better: Averted, wields one when he faces off against Blaine in their second encounter. It doesn't go well for him.
Mercy Killing: Offers this to Michael Crow after discovering the state Blaine left him in. This is also how he meets his end not long after, when Michael hastens his death after suffering fatal injuries.
Villainous Rescue: Despite his intentions, he ends up saving both Natali and Michael from the more overtly villainous Blaine Eno.
Smug Snake: Is arrogant, smug and thinks he's smarter than he actually is, aiming to survive the game via underhanded tactics.

B04: Dan Liu

Designated Weapon: Can of Moxie

Conclusion: Mr. Liu may go well beyond the line, but one has to admire his... determination.

B05: Daniel Whitten

Designated Weapon: The Liberator 3D Printed Pistol

Conclusion: Didn't I just... Oh, never mind. I'd call this one the alpha Dan if it wasn't for that nasty little pacifist streak. Hopefully he can work that out and make some use of that gun. It'd be a shame to have all that money we spent on the 3D printer go to waste.

B06: Brandon Baxter

Designated Weapon: Bowie Knife

Conclusion: Scary monster? Super creep? I think not, though. B06 may have a lot going for him on a surface examination, but an impulsive nature combined with plentiful enemies just doesn't look good for him. Oh, and yes, not that Bowie. I know.

B07: Roy Benson

B07: Roy Dylan Benson

Designated Weapon: Kiss of Death (Lipstick Gun)

Conclusion: No matter how good Mr. Benson is with rifles and bows, with a bum arm and a tendency to get into it with people fully stocked with functional limbs I think he can go ahead and kiss his ass goodbye.

B09: Jay Harland

Designated Weapon: Large Fishing Net

Conclusion: What is with all these proud assholes? At least Mr. Harland has been given some better options than most when it comes to keeping a captive audience.

B10: Adonis Alba

Designated Weapon: Shattered Snowglobe

Conclusion: Another large, angry jerk with a whole lot of enemies. I think Mr. Alba's cozy little world is about to go to pieces.

B11: Keiji Tanaka

Designated Weapon: Claw Hammer

Conclusion: You know something's wrong with a class when the goofy idiot is one of the guys who seems most likely to make it past the starting gate. I actually think the fact that half his classmates don't hate him may carry him a good ways, but if not, at least he seems destined for an amusing death. We'll see if Mr. Tanaka figures out the gravity of the situation when someone slips a knife into his guts.

Adaptational Intelligence: Downplayed. Keiji still really isn't very smart, but he's leagues ahead of the original Keiji, who was an absolute moron who thought in video game references

B12: Richard Ormsby

Designated Weapon: x4 Flashbang Grenades

Conclusion: With only a limited number of distractions available to him, Dick here won't be able to avoid conflict forever, and then he'll understand what real consequences are.

B13: Michael Maxwell

Designated Weapon: Trident

Conclusion: B13 might fare better than a few others with that weapon and attitude, but I suspect that unless he decides to ditch fantasy for horror, his story will be ending sooner rather than later.

Bookworm: Due to not having many toys while growing up, he often retreated into his family's collection of books.
Draw Aggro: Gets pulled on him to his downfall - Jay distracts him, while Saachi sneaks up behind him and kills him.
Escapism: Michael often preferred the colorful, eventful, clear-cut nature of his comics and books over what he perceived as the dreary, boring, ambiguous nature of real life.
We Hardly Knew Ye: Barely lasts two short scenes before becoming an early addition to Jay and Saachi's death counter.

B14: Kyran Dean

Designated Weapon: AK-47

Conclusion: An athlete with a big gun, an impulsive streak, and a chip on his shoulder. If lucky number 14 helps balance out that bad luck any, this will be one to watch.

B15: James Mulzet

Designated Weapon: Grenade Launcher

Conclusion: Whether he chooses to play, gets it in his head that he's some kind of hero, or falls victim to someone more cunning than him, I don't really care. Just as long as he makes good use of that weapon and gives us a show.

B16: Jonathan Lancer

B16: Jonathan “Johnny” “Badass Johnny” Lancer

Designated Weapon: Spraycan of Liquid Nitrogen

Conclusion: So let me get this straight: he looks like a horror movie, is built like a truck, is called "Badass Johnny"... and he's a giant pansy. All I can say is that I'm glad a better weapon didn't get wasted on this walking disappointment.

B117: Paris Ardennes

B17: Paris Ardennes

Designated Weapon: QSZ-92

Conclusion: This one should meet up with B02 and see who can out-smug the other. Loser gets a bullet to the face. I hope they get on with it quickly, I don't think I can stand to watch the both of them be smarmy at the same time.

B18: Zubin Wadia

B18: Zubin Jimmy Wadia

Designated Weapon: An unloaded SPAS-12 shotgun, ammo in bag

Conclusion: Ah, a fan! An overconfident nerd with a shotgun and some insider knowledge is almost guaranteed to be entertaining, so long as he doesn't get performance anxiety.

B19: Theodore Fletcher

B19: Theodore "Theo" Fletcher

Designated Weapon: Sledgehammer

Conclusion: The bluntness I'd really like to see out of Mr. Fletcher is the "-force trauma" variety, but somehow my hopes aren't too high. His running means he's not a total weed, and I guess he should be set to lug his weapon around, but will he even be able to lift it high enough to bring it to bear?

B20: Jason Andrews

Designated Weapon: Estoc

Conclusion: You know, aside from his total ignorance of the most basic outdoors procedures, I actually think Mr. Andrews might last a while and give us a decent show. Come on, kid, stab somebody. You know you want to. Stab. Stab. Stab!

B21: Aaron Chalmers

Designated Weapon: Philadelphia Derringer

Conclusion: A little gun for a big guy. At least nobody will think you're compensating. Get out there and make me... er, America proud. Yeah. America will be super proud if you kill all your friends. Definitely. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

B22: William Lohman

Designated Weapon: Winchester Model 1897

Conclusion: Morals don't count for much when everyone else loses theirs. I suggest you get with the program Mr. Lohman and get ready for life in the trenches.

B23: Chuck Soileaux

B23: Charles "Chuck" Soileaux Jr

Designated Weapon: Crossbow w/ Quiver of Bolts

Conclusion: There aren't many details to get bogged down in here M23. Shoot them with the pointy end.

B24: Soren Rosendahl

Designated Weapon: Colt .357 King Cobra

Conclusion: Boy prone to panicking, the size of that gun. I know how this story ends.

B25: Lance Adams

Designated Weapon: Hunga Munga

Conclusion: With a weapon like that the only thing Mr. Adams is doing is giving himself a surprise finger amputation.

B26: Aria Samuels

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B27: Cody Jenkins

Designated Weapon: Pancor Jackhammer

Conclusion: Jeez... you'd think a paranoid conspiracy nut would be the perfect candidate for some gun-related carnage, but this kid is so spacey I'm afraid he'll forget where his trigger finger is! B27's biggest threat is probably going to be himself, regardless of who he thinks is pulling the strings.

B28: Everett Taylor

Designated Weapon: Icepick

Conclusion: Welcome to the real world, nerd. All those book smarts aren't going to do you a lot of good here - the best use of that icepick is probably to lobotomize yourself before someone comes along and does it for you.

B29: Michael Crowe

Designated Weapon: Targe

Conclusion: Finally, one of these jerks might actually be able to back it up! Not the best weapon draw, but there's nothing like good ol' fisticuffs anyway, eh B29? A scrapper like you might be able to beat someone around the head with a shield anyway. Just don't get too far in over your head too soon. I'm sure you of all people understand the value of a good, climactic fight scene.

B30: Christopher Schwartz

Designated Weapon: Macuahuitl

Conclusion: Cool as that weapon is, it's not going to be much use to a big, sleepy weed. I suspect it won't be long before one of Mr. Schwartz's friends puts him to sleep permanently for a chance at wielding that thing themselves.

B31: Vincent Holway

Designated Weapon: Medical Journal on the Common Occurrence of Heterochromia

Conclusion: I'm not sure if this book will be to Mr. Holway's liking or not, regardless he could always use it as some sort of bludgeon I suppose.

Lame Last Words: Knowing that his fate his sealed, he attempts to come up with something memorable to say before he dies...
Vincent: "Hey, the name's Vincent. But do call me Vin instead." (...) "So you'll save a cent each time."
Only Sane Man: Certainly seems to consider himself this compared to some of his more eccentric classmates.
Undignified Death: Trips over and falls into a tar pit whilst fleeing from Katarina Konipaski, does doesn't even grant him a Mercy Killing. Tops it off with a pun shortly before he drowns.
We Hardly Knew Ye: Is amongst the first to die.

B32: Blaine Eno

B32: Blaine Lesta Eno

Designated Weapon: Meteor Hammer

Conclusion: One is the loneliest number so we got you a weapon with two deadly parts.

B33: Damion Castillo

((AC: Designated Weapon:]] FP-45 Liberator

Conclusion: Considering his potential, we should just be glad he got a gun.

Female Students

G01: Natalie "Nate" Chauncey

Designated Weapon: Pickaxe

Conclusion: Well, things are already looking grim for old space case here, with no allies and a weapon she probably can't even lift. The best she can hope for is that she's so busy daydreaming that she never notices her killer coming.

Cloud Cuckoolander: Nate is a daydreamer who continues her space cadet ways even in the midst of a death game.

G02: Rachael Langdon

Designated Weapon: Heckler & Koch MP 7

Conclusion: Let's see... trust issues, check. Moodiness and dependency on medication, check. Potential snap case? I'd say so, if she can fire that gun without falling over!

G03: Lyndi Thibodeaux

Designated Weapon: Large Steel Knitting Needles x2

Conclusion: Maybe Miss Congeniality here can knit her friends some sweaters before one of them finally figures out that she's cannon fodder.

G04: Yasmin Carrol

G04: Yasmin "Yaz" Carrol

Designated Weapon: A blood stained KABAR combat knife

Conclusion: Maybe that hiding skill and mental toughness could work out if she chooses to hide and then shiv people from the shadows. Probably not, but I've been surprised before.

G05: Kitty Gittschall

G05: Katie "Kitty" Gittschall

Designated Weapon: Monkey Wrench

Conclusion: One one hand, that lone wolf attitude might work out for G05. On the other, she's probably going to trip and drop that wrench on her foot before she can ever use it to monkey around with a classmate's skull.

G06: Jeanette Buendia

Designated Weapon: Katana (blade notched and tip broken off)

Conclusion: Sharp girl with a sharp-ish weapon. I like that, even if G06 doesn't seem like she'll quite live up to that sword's legacy.

G07: Katarina Konipaski

G07: Katarina "K.K." Konipaski

Designated Weapon: Steyr AUG A1

Conclusion: You won't need diplomacy with a gun like that. Fill enough people with lead quickly enough, and you won't even have to disrupt your little routine for too long. Something to keep in mind.

G08: Amanda White

Designated Weapon: Waddy

Conclusion: So do I go with a "checkmate" pun or a play on the weapon's name? Much like G08, I can't decide. Unlike her, I'm not going to die for it.

G09: Sophie McDowell

Designated Weapon: Fishing Rod

Conclusion: I think G09 is more likely to end up sleeping with the fishes than catching any. Maybe she can fish up a more interesting personality? Eh, with any luck her family is so huge that they won't even notice she's gone.

G10: Panya Bishara

Designated Weapon: Heelies

Conclusion: If she can use all that manipulation and charm to get herself a meatshield or a better weapon, she might stand a chance. Otherwise, she'll have to suck up her misgivings about the fashion statement and hope that she can heely away from all the people who surely resent her. What I wouldn't give to see that chase scene...

G11: Ramona Shirley

Designated Weapon: Furby

Conclusion: Too bad all that soul is only going to get you to heaven faster than the rest of your classmates.

G12: Natali Greer

Designated Weapon: Smith & Wesson Model 1006

Conclusion: This just in: girl falls asleep, has her gun stolen, and gets summarily shot. That's my prediction for the headlines, anyway.

G13: Clio Gabriella

Designated Weapon: Machete

Conclusion: Much as I'd love to see her get into a mood and have a go with that machete, a brute strength weapon for a girl with weak hands doesn't bode well. I have a feeling that G13 had better appreciate her appearance while it lasts, because she's not going to be much to look at when her enemies are done with her.

G14: Eris Marquis

G14: Eris Danielle Marquis

Designated Weapon: 10-Pack of Nurofen Express Pain Relief Pills

Conclusion: At least Ms. Marquis will have something to take the edge off the inevitable headache dealing with her idiot classmates is sure to cause. The only thing that could be better is an actual chance of success.

G15: Yumi Nunes

Designated Weapon: An unloaded Ballester-Molina, ammo in bag

Conclusion: Hmm... nope. No, some people you just can't do anything for, even with a decent weapon draw. I think Ms. Nunes should focus on disappearing quickly and relatively painlessly. It's about the best she can hope for.

G16: Scarlett McAfee

Designated Weapon: Taurus Raging Judge Magnum

Conclusion: My best advice for Ms. McAfee? Learn to speak softly, and carry a big, big, big revolver.

G17: Brigid Paxton

Designated Weapon: Bec-de-corbin

Conclusion: Well, this is refreshing! Everyone may think she's an arrogant jerk, but she's actually a shy pushover. Not that that's likely to help her out one bit, mind, just good to see someone a little more decent condemned to inevitable suffering and death.

G18: Bunny Barlowe

Designated Weapon: Maschinenpistole 40

Conclusion: Achtung, baby! Get into character, Ms. Barlowe, and leave your fake-vegan faux-hippie ways behind; it's time for the (probably final) performance of your life. Or I guess you could just immediately die in a boring way if you really prefer, but nobody wants to see that. You're an actress. Entertain.

Alliterative Name: Bunny Barlowe.
Attention Whore: Loves the spotlight and uses every opportunity to showcase her acting talent, sometimes to the annoyance of those around her.
Beware the Silly Ones: A cheerful girl with many friends and quirky habits becomes one of the most profilic killers on the island.
Complaining About People Not Liking the Show: Gets very defensive whenever anyone says anything negative about a piece of media she enjoys. She even lost a good friend over it and got grounded after snapping at her father a few times.
Genki Girl: Her profile states that she has "an almost endless wellspring of energy and enthusiasm".
Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: On the island, Bunny uses her acting skills in an attempt to appear innocent. It works only sometimes.

G19: Kris Hartmann

Designated Weapon: x4 Molotov Cocktails

Conclusion: Flames on skateboards are cool, right? Time to go and make some sweet designs in real life. Even if you don't survive, I'm sure some wretched geek out there will paint your face on a board in tribute.

G20: Tina Luz

G20: Florentina 'Tina' Luz

Designated Weapon: Type 77 Pistol

Conclusion: Hey, look on the bright side: we're helping you quit smoking cold turkey. Do you know what cigarettes do to your lungs? This is really all for your own good.

G21: Tania Chell

G:21 Tania Chell

Designated Weapon: Kevlar Bulletproof Vest

Conclusion: Literally the only thing this girl has going for her is that she has a bulletproof vest.

G22: Felicia La Chapelle

Designated Weapon: GPS

Conclusion: Well, it looks like G22 will be able to scout out some boys to flirt with before her inevitable doom. If she plays her cards right, she might end up with a protector for a while, but he won't last. She had best be prepared to take matters into her own hands.

G23: Clair Belvedere

Designated Weapon: Box of Condoms

Conclusion: Consider it a good luck charm, since the last guy who got those made it out of here mostly intact. It's not like you'll get any other use out of them.

G24: Miranda Millers

Designated Weapon: A blood stained Tire Iron

Conclusion: I'll make it simple for you G24: tire iron plus your friends' skulls equals you living longer than them. Now get out there and earn yourself some extra credit.

G25: Jasmine King

Designated Weapon: Colt Single Action Army

Conclusion:What's better than being the top dog? Being the only dog living, that's what. This one just might have a shot at getting everything she's ever wanted and more, if she doesn't let that pride get the better of her.

G26: Bridgette Sommerfeld

G26: Bridgette Lauren Sommerfeld

Designated Weapon: Ballistic Knife

Conclusion: Let's see you put your money where your mouth is and prove that everyone else's life choices are worse than yours, why don't you? There are few stronger arguments than being the last one standing.

Food Slap: A fatal occurrence, as Wendy Fischer smacks Bridgette with a frozen fish, sending her toppling into a tar pit where she drowns.
Go-Getter Girl: While most of the class slacked off at the end of the year, Bridgette is noted to have kept studying to maintain her high GPA. She is stated to be involved in a wide range of extracurricular activities, at the cost of having very limited free time and being constantly stressed out.
Quicksand Sucks: Bridgette is the second student to perish in the island's bubbling tar pits, a fate that befalls several more of her classmates as the game continues.
Undignified Death: After a successful murder, Bridgette goes looking for a second kill, but is instead bludgeoned with a frozen fish and drowned in tar, her last thoughts centering on her misfortune and the wasted opportunities of her life.

G27: Tessa Blackridge

Designated Weapon: Dragunov SVD

Conclusion: There is no way in hell she is going to be able to use that.

G28: Irene Djezari

Designated Weapon: Harpoon Gun

Conclusion: Hopefully G27 holds grudges like she's Ahab and everyone else is Moby Dick. Yes, I'm aware Ahab dies.

G29: Wendy Fischer

Designated Weapon: Frozen 25lb Carp with no head

Conclusion: This is perfect.

G30: Saachi Nidal

Designated Weapon: Meat Cleaver

Conclusion: A debater who can lose control and become aggressive armed with a meat cleaver. This sounds like a recipe for success.

G31: Alice Gilman

Designated Weapon: MP3 player containing only Justin Bieber

Conclusion: Baby, baby, baby oh... Maybe, maybe, maybe, you'd have stood an actual chance with something useful. As it is, G31 doesn't seem like one to appreciate the power of song and I doubt any of her classmates are going to appreciate a wimpy know-it-all as anything other than an easy mark.

G32: Sarah Miller

Designated Weapon: The Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft Hardback Edition

Conclusion: I hope our little Dungeon Master enjoys the escape offered by her reading material, because the monsters she'll have to contend with otherwise are liable to be a lot less allegorical.

G33: Kasumi White

Designated Weapon: Louisville Slugger

Conclusion: Ms. White had better get over those morals quickly if she hopes to last here. You don't always get three strikes in this sort of situation, and it'd be such a shame were she to drag Mr. Adams into uselessness with her. On the other hand, if she manages to die really quickly, she could be just the motivation he needs to actually do something interesting.

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