Survival Of The Fittest Program V 2 / Characters

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Male Students

M01: Kyle Williams

Designated Weapon: Taser

Conclusion: Ah... a patriot. Let's hope that the Program piques M01's interest sufficiently to rouse himself into action.

M02: Damien Stone

Designated Weapon: Pitch Fork

Conclusion: If M02 is to be a true American hero like his grandfather, then he'll need to stay true to the cause and not allow himself to be swayed. Given his intelligence, the chances for that are 50:50.

M03: Jonathan Roberts

Designated Weapon: Fiddle

Conclusion: *the original evaluation has been scribbled out, and replaced with* Hey diddle diddle, Jon got a fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such fun, then Jon died, because pacifism is for pussies.

M04: Carlyle Shotton

Designated Weapon: Kentucky Rifle

Conclusion: If M04 stays on his toes, then his climbing abilities will be a real boon to him in this environment. However, he may lack the ruthlessness to use his weapon and skills to his advantage.

M05: Marley Jenkins

Designated Weapon: Red, white and blue dildo

Conclusion: Unfortunately, M05's weapon will conspire against what could otherwise have been a strong competitor. *handwritten* The 'weapon' is emblematic of his chances: totally boned.

M06: Brian Meyerhold Callison

Designated Weapon: Meat Hook

Conclusion: Should M06 deign to get his hands dirty, and ensure he doesn't bring a hook to a gun fight, he will have an excellent chance of going far.

M07: Shawn Bowe-Crooke

Designated Weapon: Model Navy ship in a glass bottle

Conclusion: *scribbles* Pfft. With ol' U.S.S Harmony, he couldn't play even if he wanted to. Besides, you can't punch bullets.

M08: Alexander Bonham

Designated Weapon: Steel Folding Chair

Conclusion: M08 has many of the mental traits beneficial to success in the game, however, a misplaced word could prove to be disastrous. He will have to work harder than most to go far.

M09: Maxim Senders

Designated Weapon: Civil War Bayonet Gun

Conclusion: Sadly, in war, the role of the white knight is generally speaking, to die a hero. Tragically, given M09's fondness for minorities, it's doubtful a sacrifice could even be considered heroic.

M10: Aaron Chalmers

Designated Weapon: Lasso

Conclusion: Experience has shown that a poor weapon need not condemn a contestant, and with M10's determination and physical advantages, he has the potential to be a big motivator.

M11: Gerald Lawson

Designated Weapon: Picnic basket, containing an apple pie

Conclusion: *the original evaluation has been crossed out and replaced with a stick figure man, a speech bubble emerging from its mouth reading "Mmm, pie"*

M12: Chris Brooks

Designated Weapon: Entrenching Tool

Conclusion: M12's success hinges on his ability to hold his temper. Outbursts lead to mistakes, and few mistakes in the Program are without cost.

M13: Lenny Osborne

Designated Weapon: Pool Cue

Conclusion: The furthest M13 is liable to get is in the scenario where someone more astute picks him up as a bodyguard. Unfortunately, some soldiers are suited to following orders, and the Program is unwelcoming to grunts.

M14: Angel Aguilar

Designated Weapon: Croupier Stick

Conclusion: Hopefully, one of the young patriots will do America a favour and dispose of him. M14 is exactly the type we don't want in our borders.

M15: Caleb Smartt

Designated Weapon: Camouflage Onesie

Conclusion: With so much potential for making enemies, even a patriot such as M15 may have difficulties lasting. On the other hand, his equipment may prove passably useful, especially if he can get his hands on a better weapon as well. It will really depend on whether he has the patience and fortitude to play this smartt *The extra t has been added in pencil*

M16: Dan Orvall

Designated Weapon: Hip Flask (contains whiskey)

Conclusion: Fortunately, the Program offers an easy means of dealing with seditious elements such as M16. His scruples will prevent him from ever entering into genuine contention for victory.

M17: Frank Callahan

Designated Weapon: M24 SWS

Conclusion: M17's excellent patriotic attitude, strong draw and physical talents make him an excellent prospect, provided he can temper certain expectations and avoid arrogance getting the better of him, as well as play with a degree of tactical skill.

M18: Garritt Baker

Designated Weapon: Crowbar

Conclusion: M18 may be able to make something of himself, but without a good stroke of luck, he'll most likely last only as long as any allies he is able to find. Most likely, as soon as he backs the losing side of a fight, his time in The Program will come to an end.

Male Students

F01: Brigid Paxton

Designated Weapon: Box of Wheaties, Breakfast of Champions Cereal

Conclusion: With such a lonesome background, and a draw like that, it's fortunate for F01 that she's good at running. Just remember the adage; you can run, but you can't hide.

F02: Louisa Bloom

Designated Weapon: Beretta M9

Conclusion: The Program is just saving us the trouble, with one like this. Gun or not, F02 won't last.

F03: Felicia La Chapelle

Designated Weapon: Furby

Conclusion: The emotionally fragile aren't best suited to the Program, and at best, F03 will need a tremendous amount of luck to make it very far.

F04: Dylan Walker

Designated Weapon: A case of Stars and Stripes Cola

Conclusion: One who knows her place, at least. However, F04 lacks the ability or the equipment to go far. All probability is that she will fall early.

F05: Josephine "Josie" Luu

Designated Weapon: Fireman's Axe

Conclusion: A weakling with a weapon draw best served by strength and brute force. Our borders will be just a little cleaner.

F6: Stephanie Moon

F06: Stephanie Moon

Designated Weapon: Half Brick

Conclusion: F06 has the physical gifts, but not the attitude nor the weapon to match them. Verdict, she may put in a decent showing, but lacks the fortitude to go all the way.

F07: Yumi Nunes

Designated Weapon: Springboard Ballistics Knife

Conclusion: F07 is likely to be a complete wash out. Trusting nobody will avail you little if you lack the attributes to actively take them on.

F08: Emily Barnes

Designated Weapon: American Flag (on a telescoping pole)

Conclusion: Inattentiveness is not conducive to long term survival in life or death scenarios.

F09: Nancy Morris

Designated Weapon: Cheese Grater

Conclusion: F09 is another that seems to lack the mindset needed to be sufficiently ruthless to be a winner in the Program.

F10: Bailey Williams

Designated Weapon: Philadelphia Derringer

Conclusion: *the rest of the conclusion is scoured out, apparently using the tip of some kind of blade* A dress? Heels? There is no conceivable way this is not going to end badly.

F11: Audrey Mc Kee

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F11: Audrey McKee

Designated Weapon: Weighted leather glove

Conclusion: F11 can be best viewed as a long shot. If she can stay strong mentally, she has no major weaknesses. Conversely, she lacks major strengths, either.

F12: Stella Barnes

Designated Weapon: Garden Gnome

Conclusion: Cooler heads often prevail in such situations. F12 may have been able to overcome her temperament or her draw taken singularly, but together, they induce flaws that suggest a medium placing, at best.

F13: Rebecca Long

Designated Weapon: Punch Knife

Conclusion: Lone wolfs have their place in the Program. Should F13 not overreach herself, then she will have a chance at making a good run.

F14: Jasmine Stone

Designated Weapon: Army Action Figure

Conclusion: F14 lacks any exceptional attributes, and devoid of a weapon to compensate for that, all signs point to her failing to get very far.

F15: Ashley Sydor

Designated Weapon: Snuggie

Conclusion: F15 is another good prospect hampered by a poor draw, though considering the climate, the ah... 'snuggie' may prove to be an asset.

F16: Zora Spencer

Designated Weapon: Exploding Cigar

Conclusion: The very image of our country. It's unfortunate that it's likely to avail F16 little in the Program, but sometimes, such sacrifices must be made.

F17: Erin Underwood

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F17: Erin Underwood

Designated Weapon: Ruger Blackhawk New Model

Conclusion: F17 has the right weapon, and may very well have the right winning attitude too. There are some suspect areas, but short of major misfortune, she has the tools to make it a long way.

F18: Tori Gavlik

Designated Weapon: Pilgrim Hat

Conclusion: F18's chances were slender enough to begin with - a lone wolf attitude combined with little outstanding natural ability. Her draw will hence relegate her to a fairly easy out.

F19: America "Clara" Fox

F|9: America "Clara" Fox

Designated Weapon: Colt .45 Revolver

Conclusion: F19 has the potential to prove a positive example of integrating outsiders into the United States, having both the weapon and the physical aspects to handle herself competently in the game. She will, however, need to keep her emotions in check, which history shows minority and mixed-race participants are often unable to do.

F20: Robin Pounds

Designated Weapon: Stress Ball

Conclusion: Though F20 is likely to find allies to join with, her weapon, pre-existing health issues and lack of outstanding athletic or martial ability will make her a liability and drain on resources, and thus a probable exit through group dissension.

F21: Amanda White

Designated Weapon: Hedge Clippers

Conclusion: *the original conclusion has been obscured, and replaced with a hand drawn arrow pointing to the fact Amanda's arm is broken, captioned 'Fail!'*

F22: Anastasia 'Tas' Flores

Designated Weapon: 1860 Henry Repeater

Conclusion: F22's bad attitude is likely to nullify any of her outstanding advantages; avoiding making enemies is frequently as if not more important than kill count, and F22 lacks the diplomatic ability to avert this.

F23: Gwen Phonesavanh

Designated Weapon: Ice Axe

Conclusion: F23 has the physical conditioning to possibly make some use of her draw, but there's a good chance her isolation and general attitude will prevent her from actually accomplishing anything of note. In all likelihood, she'll just be another mid-tier contender who falls before the final stages.

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