This is a list of characters from STBlackST's primary series, Unusual Troubles.
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RED Team
American Boot (aka Soldier)
Boot's on the ground, boys.
Click here to see him as actual boot
Our hero. A helmetless Soldier with the unusual ability to transform into a boot, hence his name.
- Cloudcuckoolander: He somehow manages to make the canon Soldier look sane by comparison! For example, when he plans to take Time-Bending Scout and Spy on vacation in Soldier’s Day Off - Part 1, his method of informing them of this is to tell tell them a ‘secret’ involving Sun Tzu buying various objects and
crapping in them for 48 hours straight. - Greed: He really loves to fill his inventory with hats. There's a huge pile of various hats, accessories, and weapons that shows up in a few of the videos that he's quite protective of. It also extends to the BLU Spy that impersonated him in Texan Space Program.
- The Hero: More or less the main protagonist for the videos.
- Nominal Hero: Except during serious fights, he'll generally act like a jerk to friend and foe alike. For example, he steals Merasmus's cadillac in Unusual Troubles, hijacks a cargo plane by killing the pilots with grenades in RED Team Goes to Japan, steals the RED Pyro's head in Soldier's Magnificent Adventure, and steals Time-Bending Scout's hat (a Dr's Dapper Topper) despite having a small shack made entirely of them in RED Team's Usual Day.
- Heroic Second Wind: In his battle with Master Cake, after he is healed by Archimedes, he gets back on his feet and catches Master Cake off guard, defeating him.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Very mean to his teammates. He has kicked Scout into orbit twice, waved his rocket at Scout to the latter's disgust, ruined Scout's date (by kicking him into orbit), sat on the cart doing nothing while Medic pushed him, had sex with Heavy while Heavy was disguised as Scout's mother, forced his teammates to go to Japan by mail rather than by normal airplane, kicked Engineer out of his boat (which Engineer had built for him) when seeking treasure, and more. However, when the final battles come, he's always ready to throw down with them. He and also does things that show he cares for his team like giving Scout X-ray glasses to "see the girls' underpants" or mourning Heavy after Merasmus's Delorean runs him over.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: About 50% of the series mayhem is caused by him.
- The entire Space Cakes Arc can be avoided entirely all together if Soldier/American Boot never screwing with the timeline.
- Persona Non Grata: He is banned from Disneyland for various reasons, one of which being shooting Mickey Mouse with a shotgun for no reason on his own end.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: While everyone tend to have pretty foul language, Soldier has the worst potty mouth by far.
- Unusual Euphemism: Is very prone to these when insulting other members of his team:''You are the worst drunk, Russian, Scottish, Canadian, cum-sucking, cupcake fucking, magical painis casting maggots!"
- Voluntary Shapeshifter: He can transform into and from a boot after taking some drugs from the Medic in Everyday Routine and continues to take on the persona of "American Boot".
Demoman
- Forced Transformation: Is turned into a Fantastic Drug himself by the RED Medic.
- Sleepy Head: He's been seen dozing off a couple times.
- Karma Houdini Warranty: In Monday Trobles he eat a 'Soup Can Pyro'. Come in Soldier's Day Off-Part 1 numbers of them ambushed and burn him alive.
- Unexplained Recovery: Suddenly shows up near the end of Morning Events, proudly proclaiming his return after the RED Spy harvested his organs just earlier. (Maybe he just respawned?) He immediately gets ran over by American Boot carrying the Payload.
Engineer
- Ambiguous Situation: Is he part of the Cake Army or not? He took an interest in cakes back before the Space Cakes ever revealed themselves.
- Judging by his and Fisherman Engineer's future appearances, the answer seems to be no.
- Everyone Has Standards: Justifiably moritifed with the RED Medic towards American Boot raping RED Heavy while the latter was disguised as Scout's Mom.
- Evil All Along: Possibly revealed to be controlled by the Space Cakes in Catastrophically Unusual Troubles.
- Nice Guy: He's the nicest character in series.
- Space Master: Can shut his toolbox around the entire scene, including himself, and somehow only capture exactly who he wants to capture.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Certainly seems to love cake.
Future Soldier
- Bad Future: Comes from the year 2075, where Space Cakes have taken over the Earth and have subjugated everyone.
- Come with Me If You Want to Live: Goes back in time to save American Boot from the oncoming Space Cakes trying to kill him.
- Early-Bird Cameo: Future Soldier appears in BLU Team's Unusual Day as the BLU Soldier that landed atop Sombra before chasing after Mr. Baguette, and later chasing after Time-Bending Scout when Team Scramble happened.
- Fake Ultimate Hero: Was built up as being the biggest badass of the Red Resistance based on what the Future Spy said he was when he was sent back in time to rescue American Boot. However, he ends up being crushed underneath by a falling beam as American Boot takes Future Soldiers' Time Teleporter to go after the Space Cakes alone.
- La Résistance: Future Soldier is a member of the Red Resistance that fights against the Space Cakes 104 years later.
- Reforged into a Minion: Ends up becoming this in Infinite Unusual Troubles when Master Cake takes over his body.
- Ret-Gone: With Master Cakes defeat, the Bad Future that Future Soldier came from never existed.
- Set Right What Once Went Wrong: Future Soldier goes back in time to prevent the Bad Future he and the Red Resistance are living in from happening.
- Taken for Granite: After enslaving a BLU Engineer during the events of BLU Team's Unusual Day to Master Cake, Future Soldier is now equipped with a Pomson 6000 that turns whomever it hits into stone.
Heavy
Spy is ded! Is nice.
The resident Heavy. Unlike the rest of the team, he's usually living his own life, taking care of kids and making delicious meals for everyone.- Character Catchphrase: "Is nice." Usually said in response to bad news, such as another character dying.
- Drives Like Crazy: Much to American Boot's chagrin. His idea of stopping a car is to crash it into a pile of rocks.
- In-Series Nickname: Has been referred to as "Sputnik" (by American Boot) and "Fat Boi" (by Engineer) on multiple occasions. Given how STBlackST tends to give characters names, one of them might be his actual name, but we have yet to hear confirmation.
- Pet the Dog:
- Silences his fellow mercenaries so he can tend to an infant Pyro in peace. Bonus points for the infant being on BLU Team as well.
- He plays the guitar for the Summer Hat Brothers after their defeat as the Mecha Spies.
- He saved the RED Engineer from falling with a telephone pole cut down by the RED Demoman, in turn crushing the Scotsman.
Medic
Woops! You are medicine.
The RED Medic. When he's not on the frontlines, he's gaming, snorting drugs, and turning people into medicine.- Heroic Sacrifice: His Revive skill, which takes him out from the battle in order to use it.
- Jerkass: Very mean to everyone.
- Lethal Chef / Supreme Chef: On the one hand, he boiled hallucinogenic mushrooms that made American Boot trip out until he fell unconscious for an entire night. On the other hand, he served the other RED mercenaries the same mushrooms and they didn't seem to be under the same effects.
- Nice Guy: Some oddities aside, in the first half of the series he is just about the most genuinely friendly person in the series, as seen when thanking RED Engineer and Miss Pauling for handling the Summer Hat Brothers. He's still this during the second half, but now he's a major Troll.
- Only Friend: With the RED Spy to Merasmus, on the RED Team at least, as he called upon him to revive RED Spy (to which he obliged), and was seen playing Chess with him back when RED Scout was still on Team BLU.
- Organ Theft: Disassembles and takes the RED Pyro's entire body for profit, minus his head.
- Surprisingly Realistic Outcome: He gets chased down by the police after trying to get illegal drugs in Bizarre Afternoon.
Merasmus (aka Canadian Wizard)
Fuck you!
The teams on-and-off ally. Often seen driving around his Cadillac.- Character Catchphrase: "Fuck you!"
- Cool Car: Has a red Cadillac and a time-travelling DeLorean.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: He may be quite the loon, but he's still a malicious sorcerer with an all-powerful Cadillac.
- Fun with Homophones: Whenever he'd say "I have come!" or some other equivalent, he's always seen with at least one bottle of Mad Milk.
- Goldfish Poop Gang: He shows up a lot to pester RED Team, especially American Boot and Scout. He seems to be on better terms with BLU Team though, was seen playing a game of Chess with the RED Medic, and is on good terms with the RED Spy.
- Hidden Depths: RED Team's Euro Trip - Part 2 reveals he's a pretty good DJ.
- Pet the Dog: He willingly helped RED Medic in reviving RED Spy in Spy is a Troublemaker, and seemed genuinely distraught when he accidentally turned him into a dove.
- Verbal Tic: His R rolling.
- Starter Villain: He was this to RED Scout when he was still on BLU Team, being his answer to American Boot's relationship with Death Machine.
Miss Pauling (aka Pretty Lady)
Exactly why its time to have fun!
The teams contractor. While never seen most of the time interacting, she often shows up during American Boot and friend's occasional fights.- Character Catchphrase: "What the fuck?"
- Forced Transformation: Is turned into a bottle of cocaine in Spy is a Troublemaker and a sentry before the events of Very Unusual Troubles.
- Limit Break: Reality Bend Special, where she uses Engineer's toolbox to trap the enemies. She herself is this as, of course, the Miss Pauling attack, absolutely tearing into Mecha Heavy's health in the process.
- Zero-Effort Boss: After she is brainwashed by Mr. Baguette, she is immediately defeated by Spy's Deep Cut attack, but not without using Brain Shock on Demoman.
Pyro
Click here to see them as fish
Click here to see them as Soup Can
- Butt-Monkey: They're about as prone to injury as the RED Sniper, typically only showing up to die or do amusing things in the background.
- Expressive Mask: Their gas mask is subjected to the same distortions as everyone else's face.
- Out of Focus: Overlapping with Leaning on the Fourth Wall, the reason for Pyro not making many appearances in the series (except in the odd Funny Background Event or as a minor Chew Toy) is addressed in stu_pidface's_whimsical_shenanigans.pie, citing the lack of intelligible voice lines to sentence-mix them with, among other things:Soldier: And me! (Beat) Oh, wait. Where's Pyro?Engineer: Pyro's hard to make funny.
- Underground Monkey: Several variations of the Pyro exist in later installments — including Pyro Fish and the bucket-bodied Soup Can Pyro — implying them to be some kind of odd separate species.
- What the Hell, Hero?: Angrily shouts "the fuck" at RED Medic for harvesting their entire body except their head after being crushed.
Time-Bending Scout
Bending, time and space.
Formerly a BLU Scout before being subjected to a team scramble. He was gifted a mysterious alarm clock by a godly Scout, witch allowed him to bend time and space.- Heel–Face Turn: Was originally on the BLU Team but was switched to the RED Team after a team scramble in BLU Team's Unusual Day.
- Time Master: Scout can bend time and space using a clock that an angel Scout gave him, usually resorting to reversing it with the aptly-named Time Bend attack.
- Timey-Wimey Ball: His clock can be a source of this, as when Mecha Heavy bit onto it as he was trying to use it, they and American Boot were sent into different periods, the latter ending up in Spy is a Troublemaker.
Sniper
It's the pizza boy!
The resident sniper and pizza boy. Misfortune has it out for the poor man.- Butt-Monkey: He takes several injuries over the course of the series, from being immolated by a pizza to being decapitated by Death Machine or getting backstabbed by the Summer Hat Brothers.
- Character Catchphrase: "It's the pizza boy!"
- Caught with Your Pants Down: Is decapitated by the Ninja Scout while indulging in some voyeurism in Everyday Routine.
- Cranium Chase: Directs his body to capture a control point at the end of Everyday Routine.
- Unexplained Recovery: He should be dead at least twice over by now, but returns alive and well afterwards.
Spy (aka Baguette Master)
Let us toss little ball.
The RED teams resident Spy. He's better known as the fabled Baguette Master, capable of creating and manipulating bread to his every whim.- Forced Transformation: Accidentally revived as a dove in Spy is a Troublemaker by Merasmus.
- The Gambler: Very good at playing against American Boot at card games after they make a bet.
- The Hero: Arguably the secondary protagonist of the series alongside American Boot, as he shows up the most out of RED team, tends to take part in the RPG fights as much as American Boot and both hang out together often.
- Hero Antagonist: He's the antagonist of Extraordinary Weekend, which focuses on BLU Engineer and Heavy.
- Nose Shove: His cigarette sometimes goes up his nose if his mouth is busy.
- Organ Theft: Steals his fellow Demoman's liver in Morning Events.
- Pyrrhic Victory: He successfully kills the BLU Heavy after they crash from an arduous chase, only to be attacked by a BLU Scout with his bat as he's laughing from his victory.
- Temporarily a Villain: While not a villain, some episodes have him playing the antagonist, primarily Extraordinary Weekend.
- Unexpected Gameplay Change: When fought in Extraordinary Weekend, his battle is comparable to an overhead shooter ala Galaga or, more accurately, Touhou Project.
Joker Scout
You lookin for a new friend?
Click here to see him when he was with the BLU Team
A former accomplice of Death Machine's, a Scout dressed in a clownly getup and a powerful mage in combat. When American Boot asked if they wanted to be friends, Joker Scout happily accepted and has been on RED Teams side ever since.
- Because You Were Nice to Me: Ends up pulling a Heel–Face Turn and joining the RED Team after playing a game with American Boot who asked if he was looking for a new friend afterwards in Monday's Troubles.
- Boss Subtitles:
- Joker Scout (Who's laughing now?)Joker Scout (Back in action!)
- Dishing Out Dirt: Another boss with the Earthquake attack.
- Good Costume Switch: Joining the RED Team, Joker Scouts' outfits' primary color is changed from blue to red to reflect his Heel–Face Turn.
- Heel–Face Turn: Becomes Soldier's friend in Monday's Troubles.
- Limit Break: BLU Magic Special, where numerous floating machines unload into the enemy.
- Mistreatment-Induced Betrayal: Monday's Troubles has Death Machine berating and later laughing at him alongside Mecha Medic as Joker Scout leaves to go try facing off against RED Team again. After playing a game with American Boot and accepting his friendship; Joker Scouts' previous treatment by the BLU Team motivates him into leaving them behind to join RED Team.
- Pet the Dog: Seen consoling Death Machine after his defeat in RED Team Goes to Japan.
- Playing with Fire: His Inferno attack.
- Shout-Out: His Blades of Time attack, where he freezes time, then barrages the enemies with numerous knives.
- Time Master: Capable of freezing time on his own.
BLU Team
Death Machine (aka Ninja Scout)
Yea I dare ya, rage quit!
A skilled BLU Scout who attempted to ambush American Boot during his trip to Japan. One of the very first enemies encountered in the series.- Boss Battle: In Everyday Routine, Unusual Troubles (albeit not for long), RED Team Goes to Japan, Sunday's Troubles with Joker Scout and Mr. Baguette and Soldier's Day Off
- Boss Subtitles: Two of them.
- Death Machine (BLU Ninja Scout)
Ninja Scout (A.K.A Death Machine)
- The Bus Came Back: The second boss to be summoned by Master Cake.
- Blocking Stops All Damage: The Ultimate Shield power he uses with the Cube of Intelligence Spark negates every ounce of damage to the point the trio decides to knock Death Machine into space to get rid of him.
- Early-Installment Weirdness: His first battle with American Boot plays out like an actual (but short) duel.
- Glass Cannon: Immediately taken out by a kick to the face from American Boot during their rematch.
- Limit Break: An unnamed one he performs on American Boot, being one for one with Deadshot's Super Move.
- Recurring Boss: Shows up as an enemy the most of them all (five times so far).
- Starter Villain: First enemy American Boot faces, and the most recurring one.
- The Worf Effect: Not quite as efficient as he used to be in Everyday Routine in the following episodes, though RED Team Goes to Japan and Sunday's Troubles alleviates this a bit by making him fairly challenging. Subverted in Soldier’s Day Off (see below).
- Took a Level in Badass: As the final boss battle of Soldier's Day Off, Death Machine proves a tough battle, thanks to using the Cube of Intelligence Spark to empower himself. Not only is he capable of using moves such as Earthquake and Inferno, but he can also summon generic mercenaries to assist him and create an impenetrable shield to protect himself.
Mecha Heavy
Come closer. I will crush you!
Click here to see him as robot
A telephone with the head of a Heavy, and the right hand to the Mecha Medic.
- Bandit Mook: A variation of this, as he shouted "NO!" at American Boot calling Merasmus for help, allowing him to use the attack instead.
- Boss Subtitles:
- Mecha Heavy (is here to kick your nuts)
- Determinator: He gets a lot done for being a head mounted to a telephone. Even in his Boss Battle, after he's launched into the sky and his limbs are blown off, he forces American Boot and RED Scout into finishing the battle with him.
- Mecha-Heavy: I am not done with you yet!
- Dishing Out Dirt: Uses the Earthquake attack the most effectively by pairing it up with the Rage! attack, allowing him to one-shot Spy.
- Mighty Glacier: He moves last during his battle with American Boot, Spy, and Scout, but has the most health of any boss and is the only one with a second phase, while also packing a lot of damage.
- Sequential Boss: After being punched into the skies and losing his limbs, he drags Scout and American Boot into the air with him using chains for a (very short lived) second phase.
- Status Buff: Rage!, seemingly allowing him to concentrate the Earthquake attack onto one target, reducing splash damage but one-shotting the target.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: We never find out what happened to him after he bit Scout's time-bending clock, thereby scattering them across the timestream. This is notable as this makes him the character to have been missing from several episodes for the longest time, with even the likes of the Summer Hat Brothers making a few appearances afterwards.
- According to the minion status tracker on Mecha Medic's computer, he's still lost in time.
Mecha Medic
Prepare for your examination!
Click here to see him as cake
A Medic with the bottom of a spider-Tank....originally. Ever since that defeat, he was reduced to a head on top of a cupcake, scheming from the shadows to enact his revenge.
- Boss Subtitles:
- Mecha Medic (Your Bloody Oktoberfest)
- Dishing Out Dirt: The first to use the Earthquake attack.
- Not Quite Dead: Even after being defeated in battle and dismantled for parts but the Summer Hat Brothers, he's still alive.. as a head on top of a cupcake.
- Out of Focus: Aside from his apparent survival from being destroyed and likely being the same BLU Medic in BLU Team's Unusual Day, he makes no further appearances compared to the other antagonists.
- The Bus Came Back: Come Monday's Troubles, however, he has returned, and is now the current Big Bad.
- Sinister Surveillance: He uses the wooden cows to have eyes everywhere.
- Undignified Death: Get's anti-climatically deleted ala GMod by American Boot with the Cube of Battle Honor after somehow tanking his strongest attacks.
- Villainous Breakdown: He screams in absolute pure rage when Joker Scout, one of his last competent henchmen, befriends American Boot and soon joins the RED Team.
Mecha Spies (aka Summer Hat Brothers)
You live in my suit.
Click here to see them as cyborgs
A pair of sneaky Spies that cause mayhem wherever they go. Ever since their first defeat, they've been reforged into cyborgs and also moonlight as nightclub managers.
- Arc Villain: They serve as this for Spy is a Troublemaker, Not so Magical Events, and Very Unusual Troubles (primarily the hatless brother for the former two).
- An Ice Person: The brother with the Summer Hat has the Chill Out attack as a Mecha Spy.
- Batter Up!: The brother with the hat uses a bat as his weapon of choice. As a Mecha Spy, it's upgraded to an Atomizer.
- Boss Battle: In Spy is a Troublemaker, Very Unusual Troubles and alongside Captain Heavy in Unusual Daydream.
- Boss Subtitles:
- Mecha Spies (BLU Summer Hat Brothers V2)
- The Bus Came Back: They're the first wave of bosses summoned by Master Cake.
- Dishing Out Dirt: The brother with the hat can use Earthquake.
- The Dividual / Self-Duplication: Possibly. In Spy is a Troublemaker & ''Not so Magical Events’’, the hatless brother is seen exclusively for most of the episodes, with the hat-adorned brother only showing up for their battle in the former video by phasing right out of the hatless brother, not to mention the title of said video implying a single Spy. This could be intended as a twist, however, as since then, they've always been seen side by side.
- Dual Boss: Each time they're fought, though they share the same health bar while they're the Mecha Spies.
- Guns Akimbo: The hatless brother dual wields a pair of Ambassadors.
- Identical Twin ID Tag: One of them wears a Summer Hat, the other one doesn't.
- Limit Break: BLU Special, where the Mecha Spy without the hat ignites the other Mecha Spy's Atomizer, who slams it down to conjure a massive mallet that crushes an enemy.
- Leitmotif: Whenever they show up, their battle will always be accompanied with "Blinded By Light."
- Mind Screw: Whatever it is that the Hatless brother does to distract American Boot and steal his Dr's Dapper Topper in Not so Magical Events.
- Hatless Spy: You live in my suit.
- Playing with Fire: The brother without a hat has a flamethrower as a Mecha Spy.
- The Starscream: While Mecha Medic is down, they dismantle his mech for their own purposes, though it doesn't last long.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: When Soldier hits them and Captain Heavy with the Oktoberfest attack, the bros make a run for it.
- Shock and Awe: The brother with the hat uses the Lightning attack during their first battle with Engineer & Ms. Pauling.
- Silly Walk: Upon being freed, they immediately do individual ridiculous runs.
Captain Scout
This is Captain Scout speaking. The S.S We're Done Sucking Juicy Cocks is about to launch!
Captain of the S.S We're Done Sucking Juicy Cocks, and a unique enemy who's fights resemble a bullet-hell.- Boss Subtitles:
- Captain Scout (On a armed boat)
- The Bus Came Back: Makes a surprise reappearance as the boss of Bizarre Afternoon.
- Cool Boat: Always seen with his battleship, the S.S. We're Done Sucking Juicy Cocks.
- Evil Is Petty: In Bizarre Afternoon, he stole RED Team's lunch.
- Not Quite Dead: Turns out to have survived being bombed by Medic, returning for a rematch in Bizarre Afternoon.
- Unexpected Gameplay Change: In the same way as Spy's battle in Extraordinary Weekend, albeit against American Boot instead.
Stout Shako Spy
- Iconic Outfit: The blue Stout Shako he wears. He bought it from a Demopan for two refined while waiting for Soldier to fall on him in Soldier's Magnificent Adventure.
- Impossible Thief: After capturing control points in the game-objective sense of turning them BLU by standing on them, he tends to pick them up and run off. We even see his stash of them in Soldier's Magnificent Adventure.
- Put on a Bus: His current whereabouts by the time of Unusual Daydream says that he is "Searching for new control points in Italy".
Shirtless King Demoman
- Affably Evil / Friendly Enemy: Not known to attack the RED Team, nor do they seem to attack him.
- Brain Bleach: A somewhat unusual case, in that he pours cup after cup of Brain Bleach for Time Bending Scout to down while Soldier is exposing his rocket in public.
- Left the Background Music On: Plays dramatic music on his boom box while American Boot is falling toward the Shako Spy in Soldier's Magnificent Adventure. He turns it off when asked.
Fisherman Engineer
- Ambiguously Evil: He's on the BLU Team, but doesn't actively engage anyone. About the most spiteful thing hs's done is drive off with Miss Pauling's motorcycle after she ran into him, though it's unsure whether this was him being malicious or perceiving this as her gifting it to him.
- Ambiguous Situation: Much like RED Engineer, whether he is part of the Cake Army or not. After Master Cake was defeated, he still showed up, as though nothing happened.
- Badass Driver: He's impeccably good at dodging the valley of cannons fired at him by American Boot.
- Cannon Fodder: He's possibly just one of the many BLU Engineers that comprise the Cake Army.
- Evil All Along: Possibly revealed to be controlled by the Space Cakes in Catastrophically Unusual Troubles.
- Made of Iron: Took several neck stabs before he died (temporarily) in Extraordinary Weekend, trying to call for help during that time. Just earlier he was hit by Miss Pauling speeding around on her motorcycle, and didn't even move or react as she flew off her seat.
- He takes a massive Loose Cannon shot to the face, sending him flying and destroying his boat, but he himself seems completely unharmed, if a little upset.
- Uniformity Exception: He wears the Last Straw in place of the usual hardhat his peers don.
Conductor Spy
- Badass Driver: He's able to keep up with the RED Engineer's own train and even outpace it at points.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: His use of Sentry rockets backfires when Time-Bending Scout stops time and throws one of the rockets into his train's boiler.
- Not Quite Dead: He's ecstatic upon surviving his train's destruction... only to get crushed by a piece of debris and carted off by a funeral procession of Demomen.
- Vehicular Assault: When the RED Engineer starts gaining an advantage in their race, he activates his train's Sentry Guns to try and derail it.
Weaboo Spy
You seem nice. I hate to kill you.
A BLU Spy dressed in a samurai outfit, and someone American Boot knew in his childhood.- And Your Reward Is Edible: Heavy gives him a banana for beating American Boot.
- Bilingual Bonus: His Boss Subtitles is simply just "sample text" in Japanese.
- Friendly Enemy: To American Boot, since the both of them were childhood friends and he defeats Boot non-lethally. American Boot seems to repriocate it, since Weaboo Spy is one of the only BLU team members he doesn't directly attack with violent means, only instead challenging him to a dance battle before switching to a katana duel.
- Iaijutsu Practitioner: Parodied. It looks like he's going to draw his blade from the scabbard when Boot suggests they "fight like men", but instead of drawing, he instead fires a bullet out of the katana's hilt.
- Mix-and-Match Weapon: Has an interesting take on the "gunblade" version; the bottom of his katana can open up to fire bullets.
Captain Heavy
A Heavy who manages the nightclub the Summer Hat Spies had usually managed. He assists them during their third fight with our heroes.- Anchors Away: He carries an anchor with him and can summon at least three others for some Death from Above.
- Dishing Out Dirt: Like most bosses before him, he can use the Earthquake attack.
- Cool Ship: A flying warship that teleports.
Other
Death Star Crew
The rebellion is no match for our fully operational nuclear titties!
As initially shown in Texan Space Program, the Death Star orbits the Earth in the Unusual Troubles series. It's occupied by Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, a host of Stormtroopers, and one BLU Demoman.- Art Evolution: In their first appearance, the BLU Demoman is wearing the same type of shirt as the Demomen who appear dancing around Spy inside the magic bucket. By Saturday's Troubles, he's clearly not wearing a shirt...and it's not clear that he's wearing pants, either.
- Canon Welding: Their appearance in Saturday's Troubles confirmed that Texan Space Program was canonical to the Unusual Troubles series.
- Failed Attempt at Drama: Since Scout floats by immediately after the Emperor reveals the fully operational nuclear titties.
- Put on a Bus: Naturally, any time the plot doesn't include a character ending up in space, there's no opportunity for them to show up.
- Torpedo Tits: Fully operational nuclear titties!
- Villain of Another Story: Presumably. They're still apparently out to crush the Rebellion, but the Death Star has never actually been used for its intended purpose on-screen. The most evil thing any of them have done is when Vader landed his shuttle on Pyro when delivering Scout back to earth.
- Villains Out Shopping:
- In Texan Space Program, the only glimpse of the actual crew is a conga line of Stormtroopers being lead by Vader, and with Palpatine and the Demoman in the back.
- In Unusual Daydream, Palpatine DJs a rave for the Stormtroopers—using a remix of his own infamous "Do it!" and "I am the Senate."
- What Happened to the Mouse?: The Death Star does not appear at all when Scout is launched into space in Red Team's Usual Day.
Space Cakes (Unmarked Spoilers)
Click here to see Master Cake
Click here to see him in Future Soldier's body (WALKING SPOILER)
A mysterious race of sentient slices of cake who's only known purposes are to conquer and destroy.
- Anthropomorphic Food: Are a race of sentient cakes.
- Asshole Victim: Well, Master Cake was an Omnicidal Maniac, so it's hard to feel bad for him when the RED team traps him in a toolbox and sends him back in time with a broken time machine.
- Alien Blood: They and their subordinates, all have blue blood
- Bishōnen Line: Master Cake has his "head" mounted atop the body of a man in a suit.
- Boom, Headshot!: After having his head kicked off, Master Cake is on the receiving end of this from American Boot's shotgun. It doesn't work.
- Boss Battle: Master Cake in Catastrophically Unusual Troubles and Endless Unusual Troubles.
- Boss Subtitles:
- Master Cake (Conqueror from Alpha Caketauri)Master Cake (With Soldier's Body)
- Disc-One Final Boss: Master Cake, being set up as the ultimate evil, but after his defeat, Mr. Baguette takes the title as Big Bad. Except exactly...
- Dishing Out Dirt: Master Cake wields the Space Minerals attack, which visually resembles Earthquake.
- He finally uses Earthquake itself while controlling Future!American Boot's body.
- Fate Worse than Death: Master Cake's ultimate fate, trapped within the RED Engineer's toolbox which in turn is sent through time by a damaged time machine.
- Flunky Boss: Master Cake summons the Mecha Spies and Death Machine during his battle with American Boot.
- Foreshadowing: A cake without a plate is seen playing Chess with the RED Medic while the RED Engineer watched, who simply thought to himself "I love that little cake!" Whether this was an actual Space Cake or not is up in the air.
- Greater-Scope Villain: The Space Cakes invade Earth to keep American Boot from destroying the timeline.
- Master Cake become this post Space Cakes Arc, but the damage he created have effect the series lore to the point where it become more serious than before.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: RED Spy uses Mr. Baguette's mask to have Master Cake's own Cake Army to turn on him, dealing high damage.
- Knight of Cerebus: Downplayed example. While the Space Cakes from Catastrophically Unusual Troubles are still treated as rather comical, they still led to the creation of a gritty Bad Future until Soldier's intervention. Master Cake is a straight example due of his particular threatens The End of the World as We Know It and that fact, what he come the closest to winning out of all the other villains.
- Machine Monotone: Master Cake speaks like this, though his lieutenant's urgent tone regarding American Boot messing with the timeline implies the rest of them may be a subverted case.
- Not Quite Dead: Turns out that Master Cake survived his bout with American Boot, forcefully teaming up with his future self along the way.
- Reality Warper: Can teleport anywhere, assume the forms of an Engineer, and even make and restore backups of reality.
- Shock and Awe: Master Cake's Nebula Lightning attack.
- Vile Villain, Saccharine Show: While other villain can be funny as most times, the Space Cakes are absolutely serious and they actions are absolutely not Played for Laughs. Special mention for Master Cake, who is turned out to be even much worse villain than Mecha/Cupcake Medic is.
- Villains Out Shopping: They seem to pass time by playing ping pong. A possible member of their species was also seen playing Chess with the RED Medic.
Haunted Pyro
- Boss Battle: In RED Team's Usual Day.
- Boss Subtitles:
- Haunted Pyro (with Duck Head)
- The Cameo: Appears during Joker Scout's battle as one of his attacks (Funny Gift).
- Dishing Out Dirt: The Haunted Pyro uses the Earthquack attack.
- Evil Sounds Deep: He has quite the deep evil chuckle.
- Foreshadowing: Appears several times in the background, and even after he's been defeated.
- Glass Cannon: He was very quick in nearly defeating Medic, Engineer, and American Boot, but was very fragile himself.
- Flunky Boss: Has Merasmus join him during the start of his battle.
- Non-Human Head: Has a duck head.
- Plot-Irrelevant Villain: He isn't related to BLU Team in any way, and is the only one off villain at all.
- Purple Is Powerful: The only case of this so far, though he was actually defeated rather quickly.
Mr. Baguette
- An Ice Person: He can use the Ice Ray attack.
- Anthropomorphic Food: A sentient baguette with a mask and beret.
- Big Bad: Set up to be one since Saturday's Troubles.
- Big Bad Wannabe: In the end, he's this, getting main villain status taken back by Master Cake, and isn't nearly as much of a cosmic threat as him anyways.
- Boss Subtitles:
- Mr. Baguette (With BLU skillful Scouts)
- Climax Boss: For the second part of the series with Death Machine and Joker Scout.
- Dishing Out Dirt: The most recent boss to use Earthquake. He also uses the Asteroid Rain attack.
- Enemy Mine: Forms one with RED Spy and American Boot once Master Cake sets out to conquer the world again.
- Flunky Boss: Fought alongside Death Machine and Joker Scout.
- Food Eats You: Devours a BLU Spy down to the bone with a pack of other sentient baguettes.
- French Jerk: Speaks with the voice of a (high pitched) Spy and is overall not a pleasant bakery good.
- Hijacked by Ganon: His title of Big Bad is stolen by Master Cake, and he ends up temporarily joining forces with the RED Team to defeat him.
- Limit Break: His variation of Blu Special, where he uses his eyes to brainwash an enemy for the second half of his battle, then bails entirely.
- Mask of Power: His mask is the source of his powers, if at least his brainwashing powers, as seen when RED Spy uses it to brainwash Master Cake's Cake Army.
- Redemption Equals Death: Mr. Baguette fades from reality after lending RED Spy and American Boot his assistance to protect them both from Master Cake and Future Soldier.
- Sequential Boss: Sort of. After Miss Pauling is brainwashed, he flees, leaving her to be the second half of the fight.
Vacuumroo
You big-head wankers! God save the Queen!
- Boss Subtitles:
- Will suck your soul out!
- The Unfought: His "fight" against American Boot and Mister Baguette was built up, only to have it revealed that it was from a game console that American Boot threw away before storming off while Mister Baguette simple stabbed Vacuumroo in the back afterwards.
Golden Heavy
Give me your money!
A gold-colored robot Heavy who served as a nuisance for American Boot's father, attempting to steal his money.- Boss Subtitles:
- Loves money!
- Greed: Came to fight American Boot because he had money for his dad, and was implied to have stolen the latters' money when he was at Oktoberfest.
- Metal Muncher: He eats gold bars to replenish himself.
- Multi-Armed and Dangerous: Golden Heavy's "Golden Flex" allows him to manifest three extra sets of arms that he uses to wield three Miniguns with.
