Characters / Peter Chimaera

A list of characters appearing in Peter Chimaera's fanfictions.

Digimon Trilogy

For the story itself, visit Peter Chimaeras Digimon Trilogy

Digimon/Gigimon/Dimimon/Digomon/Digrimon

The main protagonist of this trilogy. Digimon is a new Digimon, cause there is not actual Digimon called Digimon. He is a new one the writer invented. Digimon's life mostly consists of encountering strange card carrying villains.

Tropes associated with him:

• Batman Can Breathe in Space: Digimon is perfectly able to survive in space during the climactic battle against Evil Digimon.
• Big Eater: From DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON:
  Digimon was ta hom eatnig breffist. He ate a omelette and toast with english muffins and he had bagels and Cap'n Crunch.
  He was also eating orange juice a muffin and sausage and a bacon piece but he also ate just bread.
• Butt-Monkey: Throughout the series, he fails to stop the Evil Scintist from destroying the road and cried over it, is forced to kill his "twin borthr", has his girlfriend abandon him without saying goodbye, and Krlrkak attempts to assassinate him out of Misplaced Retribution.
• Canon Foreigner: While there isn't a single character in the series who isn't an original character, Digimon is notable since, aside from his twin brother, he is the only Digimon in the series.
• A Dog Named "Dog": Digimon originates from a species of Digimon called 'Digimon'.
• Flight: In Digimon 2 Digimon is seen flying towards space during his final confrontation with Evil Digimon.
• Forgotten Phlebotinum: By the events of DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON, Digimon has built a Robot Body to combat the Evil Digimon, whom Digimon defeats with less effort than he later does without the Robot Body. Despite this, when breaking into the FBI headquarters, it never occurs to him that he should equip the Robot Body.
• Good Is Not Soft: Though he is friendly and compassionate, he has no qualms with killing evildoers. He even kills his (implied) creator and "twin borthr". Despite this, he spares Krlrkak after his failed assassination attempt, likely because Krlrkak was blinded by rage.
• The Hero: His primary goal is to defeat evildoers.
• Heroic BSoD: After the Evil Scintist destroyed the road, Digimon went home and cried.
• Heroic Self-Deprecation: After discovering that the Evil Scintist destroyed the road, trapping innocent civilians on an island, he decided that there was nothing he could do, so he went home and cried, ignoring that he defeated and slain the Evil Scintist, who would've destroyed the world if he survived, and he could've just called a rescue helicopter to save the civilians.
• Offscreen Romance: Sometime in-between the two year Time Skip from DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111 to DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON, he hooked up with a girl called Sarah.
• The One That Got Away: After Sarah moves back to "Englind", Digimon wishes she could've stayed longer, or at least said goodbye before leaving.
• Powered Armor: He build a Robot Body because the world was endangered by the Evil Digimon.
• Power Up Letdown: The Robot Body is portrayed as being the next level of power in the fight against evil. However, the only time Digimon uses the Robot Body is against Evil Digimon, who manages to survive it.
• Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud: Before his encounter with Krlrkak, he reacts to hearing a "nockwat the door from a probably postman" by stating "I will get the mail he opened the door and there was another Predator".
• Self-Made Orphan: An implied heroic example. Evil Digimon, the villain of the first sequel is created by the Evil Scintist and stated to be Digimon's twin brother, which means the Evil Scintist also created Digimon. This means Digimon actually kills his own creator/father in order to save the world. The strange thing is that he does not show a bit of remorse for having to do this...
• Weak, but Skilled: Easily wins every battle he's involved in, but isn't strong enough to lift a car of the ground.
• Yank the Dog's Chain: By the events of DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON, Digimon has found a girlfriend called Sarah, and they've been dating for a while. After defeating the Evil Digimon, he learns that, during the fight, Sarah moved back to "Englind" without saying goodbye.

Evil Scintist

The first villain of the trilogy. An evil scientist who wishes to destroy the world/road. (Never became clear). Appears in DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111.

• Anti-Climax: For someone who is able to destroy the world, he sure went down easily when Digimon used his Digimon Power on him.
• Archnemesis Dad: Implied, as he created the Evil Digimon, who was Digimon's twin brother, meaning that he also created Digimon.
• The Bad Guy Wins: The Evil Scintist succeeded in his diabolical plan to destroy the road, causing Digimon to go home and cry.
• Evil Is Petty: He wants to destroy roads and make people trapped for some reason.
• Generic Doomsday Villain: The Evil Scintist created a device that could destroy the world/road. No reason given on why he does this.
• Killed Off for Real: He is ultimately slain by Digimon's "digimon powar". Aside from a few passing mentions in DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON, he makes no further reappearances.
• Mad Scientist: From what little we see of him, it's made clear that he is completely insane, wanting to destroy the world/road, holding a gun with his smile, and creating Digimon's evil "twin borthr".
• Not-So-Harmless Villain: Despite being slain by Digimon's "digimon powar" with little effort, he succeeds in destroying the road, trapping innocent civilians on an island, whom presumably starve to death.
• Slasher Smile: It was an evil smile he held the gun with.
• Villainous Legacy: Two years after his death, Evil Digimon, who was created by Evil Scintist, attempts to both avenge his death and continue his crusade of destroying roads.
• You Are Too Late: He states it's "too late" when Digimon confronts him. It initially appears to be him declaring Nothing Can Stop Us Now!, but it turns out he already fulfilled his plan to destroy the road.

Evil Digimon

An evil counterpart to Digimon. Also his twin brother. And is created by the Evil Scintist. He wants to destroy the roads so no one can go on them. Appears in DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON.

• Arrogant Kung-Fu Guy: Frequently boasts on how he can't be stopped.
• Batman Can Breathe in Space: Like Digimon, he is able to breathe in space during their final fight.
• Cain and Abel: Evil Digimon is revealed to be Digimon's brother in DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON.
• Defeat Equals Explosion: His ultimate defeat ends in this.
• Evil Counterpart: Is this to Digimon.
• Evil Is Petty: Much like his creator, he wants to destroy the road so no one will cross them.
• Evil Plan: Destroying all the roads.
• Evil Laugh: "H-a-a-a-a-a-a-a! I will kill you Digimon!"
• Evil Twin: His first encounter with Digimon reveals them to be "twin borthr(s)". He does not share his borthr's compassion.
• Faking the Dead: He survives getting shoot by a laser in his first encounter with Digimon, and feigns death so he can get the drop on Digimon while he was at "hom".
• For the Evulz: He makes it clear that spite is his sole motivation, as he responds to Digimon pointing out the consequences of his actions by laughing and saying he doesn't care.
• Generic Doomsday Villain: Much like his creator, he wants to destroy the road purely out of spite.
• It Came from the Fridge: Literally. During his second attempt to fight Digimon, he inexplicably appeared in Digimon's fridge.
• Killed Off for Real: Unlike his first encounter with Digimon, he does not survive getting blown up for the second time, as his absences in DIGIMON 3: PREDATOR VS DIGIMON proves.
• Knight of Cerebus: Downplayed. While he's only slightly more threatening then his creator, he manages to hold his own against Digimon during his rematch. He still get defeated and slain, but he remains the only villain that was able to exhaust Digimon during a fight.
• Nothing Can Stop Us Now!: During his first encounter with Digimon, he states "Not even you can stop me!!!!". He gets defeated in the next sentence and seemingly dies.
• Not Quite Dead: He managed to survive Digimon's Robot Laser Shoot. At first it appears he died, but an Auther's Note tells the reader 'it swa a trick'
• Not-So-Harmless Villain: Despite his strange gimmick of wanting to destroy all of the roads in the world, he gets closer to defeating Digimon than anyone else in the series.
• Remember the New Guy?: Up until DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON, nothing hinted of Evil Digimon's existence, or that Digimon has a "twin borthr".
• Shut Up, Kirk!: When Digimon tries to convince him not to destroy the roads, he laughs and tells Digimon that he doesn't care.
• This Cannot Be!: His last words before exploding are "Impossible! I! Cannot be stopped!".
• Unexplained Recovery: The only given explanation on how he was able to survive getting blown up by Digimon's Robot Body is the author stating "It swa a trick!!".

Sarah

A woman from "Englind" who is Digimon's newly established girlfriend. She debuts in DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON. Oddly, she doesn't make a reappearance or receive any passing mentions in DIGIMON 3: PREDATOR VS DIGIMON.

• The Generic Guy: She doesn't seem to have any traits other than being in love with Digimon.
• Interspecies Romance: She's a human in love with a Digimon.
• Offscreen Breakup: During the final battle in DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON, Sarah moves back to "Englind" while Digimon is fighting his "twin borthr". No explanation is given as to why Sarah left Digimon without saying goodbye.
• Put on a Bus: By the end of DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON, Sarah moved back to "Englind". As of DIGIMON 3: PREDATOR VS DIGIMON, she's still residing in "Englind", with no sign of her planning to pay a visit with Digimon.
• Relationship-Salvaging Disaster: Inverted. Sarah and Digimon are firmly established to be in love, but when Digimon gets ambushed by his "twin borthr", Sarah leaves Digimon without saying goodbye.
• Remember the New Guy?: It isn't established how long Digimon has known Sarah for, but his reaction to her moving back to "Englind" suggests they've been together for at least a few months.
• Satellite Love Interest: She doesn't seem to have any purpose other than being Digimon's girlfriend. Due to this, she's never heard from again after she leaves Digimon, having no further role to play.
• Sequel Non-Entity: Despite Digimon making a huge deal out of her leaving him at the end of DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON, Sarah receives no passing mentions in DIGIMON 3: PREDATOR VS DIGIMON.
• Skewed Priorities: Out of all the days she could've moved back to "Englind", she picks the day where Digimon fought his "twin borthr".
• Spear Carrier: Her sole line is "Good morning".
• Star-Crossed Lovers: Despite their relationship, Sarah ultimately moves back to "Englind", separating herself from Digimon for the rest of the series.
• Tuckerization: Implied; the ending of the story says "Dedicaited to Sarah".
• Unresolved Sexual Tension: Due to Sarah moving back to "Englind" at the end of DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON, it's unknown if she ever gets to reunite with Digimon.
• What Happened to the Mouse?: She is never heard from again after moving back to "Englind" at the end of DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON. She doesn't even receive a passing mention.

Krlrkak

A Predator whose brother died because his ship crashed. He inexplicably picks a fight with Digimon, but is defeated by being kicked in the invisible. After being defeated by Digimon, he teams up with him to find out why his brother died. Appears in DIGIMON 3: PREDATOR VS DIGIMON.

• Adaptational Heroism: Noble Demon or not, the canon Predators are vicious creatures that kill for sport. Krlrkak, meanwhile, pulls a Heel–Face Turn early on, and resorts to taking a cop "unconsious" instead of killing them.
• Adaptational Nice Guy: Politely knocks on Digimon's door and introduces himself before attempting to kill Digimon. The canon predators show no such courtesy towards their targets.
• Canon Foreigner: He doesn't appear to be based on any Predator in particular.
• Cynicism Catalyst: During his initial confrontation with Digimon, the majority of his lines relate to his dead brother. So it can be implied that is the cause for him picking a fight with Digimon. Still, it doesn't explain why he seeks out Digimon of all people...
• Defeat Means Friendship: After being defeated by Digimon, he allies with him to find out why his brother died.
• Energy Weapon: Fires lasers at Digimon during their fight.
• Heel–Face Turn: Does so after his defeat at Digimon's hands.
• Invisibility: He uses invisibility so Digimon won't be able to attack him, and later turns invisible to sneak up on a cop and take him "unconsious". He even goes as far to say that he is 'kicked in the invisible' after a butterfly kick strike from Digimon nullifies his invisibility.
• Misplaced Retribution: After his brother died in a crash landing, he vents his anger on Digimon and tries to fry him with lasers. He snaps out of this after his defeat.
• Race-Name Basis: While he does mention his name during his introduction, the narrator keeps referring to Krlrkak as "predator" (or misspellings thereof)
• Technical Pacifist: During the attack on the FBI headquarters, Krlrkak takes a cop "unconsious" while invisible.

Krlrkak's Brother

A Predator whose ship crashes into a highway'l in a tailspin, which later "allxploded". He is later confirmed dead by his brother, Krlrkak.

• Accidental Hero: When his ship "allxploded", the car that trapped a child under it fell off of the "bridgled" in the "tremandoul blapst wave".
• Canon Foreigner: Much like his brother, he doesn't appear to be based on any Predator in particular.
• No Name Given: Unlike his brother, his name is unknown.
• Spear Carrier: His sole line is "I ma goinna crush".
• This Is Gonna Suck: Before his ship crashes into a highway'l, he states "I ma goinna crush".
• We Hardly Knew Ye: He had a brother named Krlrkak who sought to avenge him after he dies in a crash landing. Nothing else is known about him.

The FBI

They made Krlrkak's brother's ship crash due to an experiment. When Digimon and Krlrkak appear at their headquarters, they desperately try to hide the evidence regarding these experiments, but are soon exposed for the shady organization they are. Appears in DIGIMON 3: PREDATOR VS DIGIMON.

• Greater-Scope Villain: Their evil experiments indirectly caused Krlrkak to pick a fight with Digimon.
• Government Conspiracy: The FBI were the ones who made Krlrkak's brother's ship crash by performing shady experiments, even endangering multiple innocent people on the bridge where the ship crashed.
• Large Ham: One of the FBI officers shouts "WHO ARE YOU TO DEMAND TO COME IN" when Digimon tries to enter the FBI headquarters to gather evidence.

The Police

While they first try to stop Digimon and Krlrkak's raid at the FBI headquarters, they soon join Digimon's side after learning of the FBI's involvement in the death of Krlrkak's brother. They also visit Digimon's house, having a dinner to celebrate exposing the FBI's true colors. Appear in DIGIMON 3: PREDATOR VS DIGIMON.

• The Bad Guys Are Cops: Subverted. While the FBI is definitely portrayed as an evil law enforcement institution, the actual police are portrayed as good guys.
• Heel–Face Turn: While not evil per se, they are initially opposed to Digimon and Krlrkak, but switch sides as soon as they learn of the FBI's evilness.
• Hero Antagonist: Briefly try to stop Digimon in his quest to find evidence for the FBI's involvement in Krkrkak's brother's death, but given their quick Heel–Face Turn, they seem to be rather goodhearted.

Officer Victorix

A member of the police force. He was unable to attend to his squad's dinner with Digimon since he was very busy.

• The Ghost: He only receives a passing mention during the final sentence of DIGIMON 3: PREDATOR VS DIGIMON.
• Noodle Incident: The narration states he was "very busy", so he couldn't attend to his squad's dinner with Digimon. What he was doing exactly is never hinted.

Doom: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern

A Space Marine who must kill the demons, but later finds out that he is the demons.

• Ambiguous Situation: The semi-final line of the story reveals he was the demons all along. It's unclear if John is a literal demon or a metaphorical demon. Also, he may have been born a demon, or he could've done something to turn into a demon. Regardless, the reveal is quickly made irreverent when John turns into a zombie.
• Action Hero: Space marine John had trained himself for the demon invasion for years, and planned to defeat the demons with a palsma rifle. He did not succeed.
• And Then John Was a Zombie: The Trope Namer. How he became a zombie is never explained. Though even before becoming a zombie, he turns out to have been the demons he wanted to fight all along.
• BFG: His palsma rifle. Although he doesn't get a chance to use the actual BFG, in spite of being in a Doom fanfic.
• Death by Transceiver: Inverted. Hearing a voice from the radio say that he's the true demons somehow turns John into a zombie.
• The Determinator: Even as he's being crushed to death, John's only thoughts are to kill the demons.
• Eager Rookie: During his childhood, John told his father he wanted to go to space, only for his father to shout "You will BE KILL BY DEMONS". When John got older, he stopped believing what his father told him and became a marine.
• Expy: Of the nameless Marine from the actual Doom.
• The Hero Dies: Becoming a zombie presumably kills him.
• Hunter of His Own Kind: As the ending reveals, he is a demon that hunts other demons.
• The Killer in Me: The ending implies that John was the Amnesiac Killer variant of this trope, as he learns he was the demons all along.
• Obliviously Evil: Though he doesn't commit any crimes onscreen, the reveal of him being the demons implies that John unwittingly committed something so evil that he turned into the demons.
• Properly Paranoid: Despite having no proof of demons existing, he had predicted the invasion of the demons for years.
• Space Marine: Ever since he was young, John wanted to be one. By the events of the story, John has been a space marine for fourteen years.
• Through the Eyes of Madness: The ending implies that the demon invasion was all a hallucination, if the voice is to be believed. This also means that Cernel Joson, who previously ignored John's warnings about the demons, but suddenly believes that the demons are real, and the voice, which contacted John via the radio despite only Cernel Joson having access to it, were fragments of John's imagination.
• Token Heroic Orc: John is the only member of the marines that is a demon, yet he's more than willing to help fight off the demon invasion.
• Tomato in the Mirror: Before becoming a zombie, John realizes he was the demons all along.
• Undignified Death: In his final moments, the ceiling suddenly falls on him, and he unceremoniously turns into a zombie.
• We Hardly Knew Ye: All that's known about John before he turns into a zombie is that he always wanted to go to space since he was a kid, he was a space marine for fourteen years, and he was the demons all along.
• You Are What You Hate: John is revealed to be the demons he wanted to fight. Though he doesn't realize this until the very end of the story.

Cernel Joson

John's superior officer, who communicates with him by radio.

• Cassandra Truth: He did not listen to John's warnings about the demons.
• Spear Carrier: Assuming he wasn't the voice John heard at the end of the story, telling John that he must fight the demons is his only spoken line.
• The Voice: He never actually appears in person, due to communicating with John via the radio.
• Voice with an Internet Connection: He gives orders to John on the radio. Though, due to the short length of the story, he's only able to give one order.
• What Happened to the Mouse?: He is never heard from again after telling John he must fight the demons (unless he’s the owner of the voice that informs John of being the demons). Considering that John ultimately fails to stop the (implied) demon invasion, his fate probably wasn't pretty.

Demons

They are demons, and they want to kill John. Or do they...?

• Ambiguous Situation: Are they truly demons from Hell, or are they fragments of John's imagination? The voice states it's the latter, but this doesn't explain how the Cyberdemon was able to fires the rocket missiles at John, which aren't proven to be fake.
• Calling Your Attacks: The Cyberdemon says "I will shoot at him" before he fires the rocket missiles at John.
• Hallucinations: If the voice from the radio is to be believed, the demons John encounters are just a fragment of John's imagination, while John is the true demons.
• The Legions of Hell: Much like the original game, the invaders that John attempts to fight off are from Hell.
• Oh, Crap!: Upon seeing John, the demons shout "HE GOING TO KILL US".
• Suddenly Voiced: They're oddly articulate in the story, in spite of being incapable of speech in the actual game.

John Stalvern's Dad

During John's childhood, John told his father "I want to be on the ships daddy.", to which his father replied "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS".

• Ambiguous Situation: It's unclear how he knew about the existence of demons, or if he even believed that demons existed and didn't just make it up on the spot.
• Big "NO!": This is his response to John stating that he wants to go to space.
• Cassandra Truth: He told John he'd die via the hands of the demons if he went on the ships. John stopped believing his statement, became a marine anyways, and died during the attack on the demons.
• Exact Words: He attempted to discourage John's dream to go on the ships by saying he'd "BE KILL BY DEMONS" if he went to space. John ends up dying not from the demon's hands, but by learning that he is the demons, which is implied to somehow turn him into a zombie.
• Jerkass Has a Point: Yelling at his son that he'd die if he went to space wasn't the nicest way to explain to John why he shouldn't go on the ships, but his fears are ultimately proven right when John gets crushed by a ceiling and turns into a zombie.
• No Name Given: The flashback he appears him simply refers to him as John's dad.
• Outliving One's Offspring: Assuming he didn't pass away between the events of John's childhood and present day, his son dies via becoming a zombie during the attack on the demons while he remains unaware of John's fate.
• Properly Paranoid: He thought demons were real, and that John would be a victim of their invasion should John go to space. Aside from John dying via the hands of the demons, he was right.
• Scare 'Em Straight: He tries to get John to abandon his dream of going to space by yelling "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS". It works initially, but John stopped believing his father's statement when he got older.
• Spear Carrier: His sole line has him tell John he'll "BE KILL BY DEMONS" if he goes to space.
• Wrong Assumption: Downplayed, as he's right about every assumption except one. He believed John would die via the hands of the demons if he went to space. John did go to space, got attacked by demons, and died during the invasion. However, the cause of John's death was not from the demons.

Mysterious Voice

In John's final moments, he declares he must kill the demons. A voice from the radio responds by saying "No, John. You are the demons".

• Ambiguous Gender: The story doesn't refer to voice with male or female pronouns.
• Ambiguously Evil: Did they tell John he was the demons all along as a late warning, or did they say it to spite John in his last moments? Thanks to the story not stating the voice's tone, this may never be answered.
• Ambiguous Situation: The identity of the being that spoke the line "No, John. You are the demons" is never made clear. As far as the viewers know, the voice might not even exist.
• Hearing Voices: Since no one was with John when he heard the voice, it's implied that the voice didn't come from the radio, but instead came from a hallucination or a ghost.
• Helpful Hallucination: It's implied that the voice is a fragment of John's imagination, as no one aside from Cernel Joson has access to the radio.
• Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane: The voice from the radio could've been a person (potentially Joson) who found out the truth of John's secret, a hallucination, or a ghost. The story doesn't give an answer to this.
• No Name Given: They're simply referred to as “the radio”. Assuming they aren’t Cernel Joson.
• No, You: They respond to John's declaration that he must kill the demons by saying "No, John. You are the demons".
• Small Role, Big Impact: They only appear at the very end of the story to deliver one line. However, this line reveals the truth of John's identity as a demon, and it's implied that John discovering this somehow turned him into a zombie.
• Spear Carrier: Their sole line has them tell John he is the true demons.
• The Voice: This mysterious individual never makes a physical appearance, only making their sole communication on the radio.
• Voice with an Internet Connection: They can be interpreted as this, if the reader assumes they were trying to warn John.
• Wham Line: Their sole line is "No, John. You are the demons".

Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction

Gordon Freeman/Freechmen/Freemant

The protagonist of the Half-Life series, and the hero of the story. He discovers new radoactive isotope that is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life, but quarter-life, so he has to observe with hasty, at least until uit is been stoled.

• Adaptational Badass: In canon, Gordon can't push heavy objects, but in Quarter-Life: Halfway To Destruction, he was able to push an entire henemy headquarters into a portal.
• Adaptational Intelligence: In canon, Gordon has no knowledge on nuclear physics or creating portals. In Quarter-Life: Halfway To Destruction, he manages to create a new radoactive isatope that has a quarter-life instead of a half-life, and later creates a portal to push the henemy headquarters into.
• Adaptational Job Change: Gordon is seen studying nuclear physics in his was studying laboratied at the start of the story. In canon, Gordon is a theoretical physicist.
• Adaptation Personality Change: Unlike the original series, Gordon is not a Heroic Mime, instead acting as the Mr. Exposition of the story.
• Badass Bookworm: As in the original games, he's a scientist. Unlike the original games, he has knowlege on nuclear physics.
• Crowbar Combatant: As in the original games, he keeps a crowbar with him as a weapon. However, when Jimm got ambushed by a headcrab, Gordon wasn't able to find the crowbar and "hhad to borrow a claymore sword".
• Improvised Weapon: Inverted. He normally uses his crowbarb, ut in this case, it was missing, so he had to make do with a decidedly less improvised claymore sword.
• Mass Teleportation: When he uses portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal.
• Spell My Name With An S: Freeman, Freechmen, Freemant...the story can't make up its mind!
• Suddenly Always Knew That: Gordon's ability to create portals isn't foreshadowed until he creates them to stop the meltdown.
• Suddenly Voiced: The real Gordon is the quintessential Heroic Mime. This Gordon blabbers on constantly.
• Super-Strength: Gordon is so strong that he's capable of pushing the henemy headquarters into the portal he created.

Fellow Scientist Cow-Orker Jimm

Another scientist and Gordon's ill-fated buddy, who narrowly survives a headcrab attack before going off to help him revocer teh isotrope.

• Butt-Monkey: He gets headcrabbed, cut by claymore sword, and blowed to smitheroons, all in one day.
• Canon Foreigner: Unlike Gordon and whoever Bad Guy from the Game is, Jimm is an original character.
• Complaining About Rescues They Don't Like: Subverted when Gordon kills the headcrab on Jimm, as he chews Gordon out for accidentally cutting him, only to say "just kidding thanks".
• Dropped a Bridge on Him: He gets blown to smitheroons during the confrontation with Bad Guy From the Game.
• Easily Forgiven: Jimm shows no contempt for Gordon accidentally cutting him.
• Forgotten Fallen Friend: Gordon never brings up Jimm after he is "blowed to smitheroons".
• The Generic Guy: He doesn't have any traits other than being friendly towards Gordon.
• Ludicrous Smitheroons: He ultimately meets his demise when he's "blowed to smitheroons" after the isotope hits quarterlife.
• Made of Iron: His head gets cut when Ghordon kills the headcrab on his head, but he survives.
• My Nayme Is: Jimm.
• Nice Guy: With what little screentime Jimm has, he proves himself to be a generous person, thanking Gordon for saving him despite the latter accidentally cutting the former, and later helping Gordon search for the isotope after it goes missing.
• Remember the New Guy?: Jimm hasn't made any appearances in the Half-Life series, yet he's treated as if he's been Gordon's "cow-orker" for a while.
• Satellite Character: Jimm's purpose, other than keeping Gordon and Bad Guy from the Game from being the only characters in the story, is to have Gordon explain the plot without talking to himself and to distract Gordon while Bad Guy from the Game steals the isotrope. To further emphasize this, he is never brought up again after his death.
• We Hardly Knew Ye: Jimm, the only casualty in the story, has no known backstory other than being Gordon's "cow-orker".

A Bad Guy from the Game

The story's nameless antagonist, who takes the isotope and threatens Dallas with total destruaction.

• Ambiguous Situation: The demands he was about to make before declaring it's too late to meet them are never stated.
• Card-Carrying Villain: Like many Peter Chimaera antagonists, his name states his evil nature.
• Enigmatic Minion: Which bad guy from the Half-Life series he is, why he wants to destroy Dallas, and the demands he tried to make with Gordon and Jimm are all never stated.
• Evil Plan: What he intends to use the isotope for. It involves Dallas and meltdowns.
• Exactly What It Says on the Tin: He's a bad guy from the Half-Life games. Though which bad guy exactly is never stated.
• Generic Doomsday Villain: He seems to have no particular reason for wanting to use the isotope to cause meltdown. Or for that matter, why he picked Dallas to destroy.
• Hair-Trigger Temper: He has such a short-fused temper that he immediately declares that Gordon and Jimm were too late to fulfill his demans even before he got a chance to list them.
• Karma Houdini: Bad Guy From the Game presumably escapes after causing the meltdown.
• No Indoor Voice: When Bad Guy From the Game is about to list his demands, only to declare it's too late, his lines are all in capital letters.
• No Name Given: "Bad Guy From the Game" is the only thing the story calls him. It's unclear if he's Dr. Breen, who was the Big Bad of Half-Life 2.
• An Offer You Can't Refuse: Attempted, but subverted. Bad Guy from the Game attempts to make a deal with Gordon and Jimm with the destructon of Dallas at stake, but he declares it's too late to meet his demands mid-sentence.
• Plot-Irrelevant Villain: Bad Guy From the Game, despite being the one who hit quarterlife with the isotope with the intent of destroying all of Dallas, has no connection to Gordon or Jimm, appearing without fanfare to reveal that he stole the isotope. After causing the meltdown, he's never mentioned or seen again.
• Small Role, Big Impact: Bad Guy From the Game only appears in one scene, but he's the one who hits quarterlife with the isotope, which kills Jimm and nearly destroys Dallas.
• What Happened to the Mouse?: We never do find out what happened to him after the room slowly becomes vapourise, unless he's the one who says "Not so fast, Mr. Gordon!" at the end of the fic.

The Simpsons Dinner

(The) Homer/OHmer Simpsons

The protagonist of the story, Homer is forced to sit through dinner, only to end up missing an off hours performance review while he went to the bathroom, thus losing his job to his own neighbor.

• Big Eater: Just like in the original show, OHmer eats a lot of opork (sic) chops and this is lampshaded in the fanfic
• The Klutz: He's apparently quite prone to hurting his foot.

Pabby and Selma/Seltma/Zelma

Marge's sisters who had come over to dinner.

Mr./Dr. Burns

Homer's boss at the power plant. He unexpectedly arrives at Homer's house for a performance review, but finds that he's in the bathroom. He ends up replacing Homer with Ned Flanders, only to fire Ned when he was tricked into going home.

Ned Flanders/F;landers/Falnders

Homer's neighbor, who was hired after Homer missed his performance review.

• Butt-Monkey
• The Pollyanna: Despite bad things happening to him, he takes them all in stride.

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