The Trump Family
The 45th President of the United States and patriarch of the First Family.
- Abusive Parents: He once slapped Don Jr. when he underordered at Chili's. He also rips out Eric's hair in rage when he was going broke and blamed him when he hurt his wrist doing so.
- Big Eater: Commandeers Air Force One to visit a KFC drive through, much to General Kelly's chagrin.
- Blatant Lies: He has a habit of telling outrageous lies to the public, an example being that he breastfed his sons.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: He is clearly trapped in his own little world.
- Even Evil Has Standards: The episode "G-7" shows him being afraid to hurt journalists, such as Chuck Todd.
- Fat Bastard: And how! The biggest and meanest character.
- The Fighting Narcissist: Or at least, he'd like to be. Episode 10 sees him attempting to hone his baseball skills purely to spite detractors, but he ultimately gives up on a whim.Trump: Baseball's canceled! I'm not longer in it. Ratings are terrible.
- Feigning Intelligence: Has moments of this every episode—but particularly in episode 11, when he watches every season of Frasier in order to sound smarter.
- Freudian Excuse: Sure, he might have despotic ambitions and be sympathetic to the odd Neo-Nazi, but he has severe daddy issues!
- Hauled Before A Senate Subcommittee: In several episodes, due to his various crimes.
- Ignored Aesop: Most of the arcs he has in the show is his administration trying to change his image to appeal to specific demographics or instilling some sort of virtue into him in order to keep him from losing the oval office, but the episode will usually end with him having learned that he should just be himself. Donald being Donald, "being himself" means going back to being a racist, misogynistic Fat Bastard with no filter or impulse control. It doesn't help that by being a rich white boomer, he rarely has to pay for the consequences of his actions. The series default is basically his administration making excuses for his boorish behavior and this is all a part of the comedy.
- Inferiority Superiority Complex: For so many reasons. Craves his father's approval, wishes he was accepted by the Ivy-League educated elite, only ran for President because Barack Obama joked at his expense once...
- In Touch with His Feminine Side: The episode "First Pitch" shows him trying to deny his various... feminine traits.
- Karma Houdini: Rarely faces consequences for his actions.
- Knight Templar: He seems to genuinely believe that all of his actions are completely rightful.
- Major Injury Underreaction: In "Trump Tower-Moscow" when he gets impaled by a shovel.Putin: Donald! There are a lot of vital organs where that shovel is!Trump: Hey, this the healthiest thing I've ever put in my body.
- Never My Fault:Trump: I'm starting to think that maybe... just maybe... this entire thing... is all your fault.
- President Evil: He has committed many horrible deeds, including putting children in cages.
- Psychopathic Manchild: Acts like a spoiled child most of the time.
- Racist Grandpa: Has made several racist comments, and is elderly.
- The Slacker: When he's not directing people to deal with his nonexistent secretary, he's sneaking out of the White House.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Hot dogs (or at least the sausages).
- Villain Protagonist: Is undoubtedly the main villain, while also being the main character.
- Villain with Good Publicity: 40% of the country's electorate backs him.
- "Well Done, Son" Guy: All he ever wanted was his father's approval, to the point where he often hallucinates the ghost of Fred Trump berating him.Trump: Guys, it's gonna be fine as long as my dead dad doesn't show up and tell me that I'm trash and the only reason I got into Wharton was because of him. And that hasn't happened in four minutes!
Donald's long-suffering third wife. Formerly a model, and Slovenian-born.
- Awful Wedded Life: It's pretty clear she only married Trump for his money and plans to take all his fortune when he dies.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Apparently oblivious to the dumpster fire of an administration taking place around her, Melania's main concern is maintaining her trendy New Yorker lifestyle.
- Gold Digger: Heavily implied in "Wealth Gap", when she considers leaving Donald for several richer billionaires.
- Happy Marriage Charade: With Donald. She alternates between resenting him and being outright in denial about it.
- Sensual Slav: Albeit with none of the overtly sinister elements, but she's a stylish, pretty, Eastern European lady.
- Suicide as Comedy: Seems to think suicide is her only way out of the White House, but it's played for laughs.Melania: [when she mistakenly thinks Ellen DeGeneres has died] What?! I just saw her today! Ellen, take me with you!
The eldest son of Donald Trump and his first wife Ivana, Junior hangs around the White House mostly to serve as an overgrown Fratbro cheerleader for his father.
- Brother–Sister Incest: Parodied in "Election Day", when he asks his brother to "marry" him.
- Egomaniac Hunter: A big game enthusiast who aspires to feed an antelope its own ass.
- Freudian Excuse: While he denies it, his father's negligent parenting has left Don with serious anger and attachment issues.
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Whenever he does anything that might lead someone to believe he's In Touch with His Feminine Side, his immediate reaction is to... overcompensate.Junior: [sobbing when he thinks Eric is leaving] Oh, shit, man. You made my eyes gay! Fuck you, Eric! I love you. Nobody look at me!
- Hilariously Abusive Childhood: Being Donald's son, a lot of his childhood is ripe with physical and psychological abuse and neglect, yet it's all Played for Laughs.
- I Have Many Names:Junior: Previous aliases include D-T-J, His Royal Drinkiness, Señor Bong, The Freak, 2 Fast 2 Junior-ous, and Sir Shits-Himself.
- I Just Want to Have Friends: When his motive isn't "Well Done, Son" Guy, it's this.
- Manchild: He's a married father in his 40's, yet he talks and behaves like a Fratbro going to keggers and humiliating nerds.
- Men Don't Cry: Believes this as an "alpha male". It doesn't stop him from bursting into tears whenever he doesn't get his way.
- My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad: Behaves like this to Justin Trudeau.
- Real Men Eat Meat: His lunch we see in "Supreme Court" is just a rare steak and a Red Bull.Junior: Go eat a burger, soy man.
- Spoiled Brat: He is a petty, entitled manchild.
- Verbal Tic: Describes a wide variety of things as "ass".
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Veers into this territory with Eric.
- And with Hunter Biden, as of "Hidin' Joe Biden".
- "Well Done, Son" Guy: Like all of the Trump children, he just wants his Daddy's approval.
The second son and youngest child of Donald Trump and his first wife Ivana. Though childish and not the brightest, like all members of the Trump family, he has his darker moments.
- Big Little Brother: Is the youngest Trump child, but is also the tallest.
- Embarrassing Middle Name: His full name is Eric A. Trump, A as in Avocado.
- Manchild: He has his own bedtime, and needs his father to give him a bath.
- Pink Means Feminine: Inverted. He is an adult male who wears a pink sweater.
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: Junior might see Eric as the sensitive guy to his manly man, but it's actually the other way around (surprising though that is, considering how gormless Eric can be).
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Neither he nor Lara Trump understand why she agreed to marry him.
- The Unfavorite: Donald is not afraid to show how much he hates his son.
- "Well Done, Son" Guy: Though all of Donald's children crave his approval (and never receive it), Eric goes the furthest in his pursuit of it, volunteering in Episode 2 to serve as an official impersonator for his father.Eric: I can get sent anywhere.Donald: Okay.Eric: For God knows how long.Donald: Great.Eric: You might never see me again!Donald: Jesus, Eric, stop drilling. You hit oil.
- Ventriloquism: The episode Supreme Court shows him wanting to be a ventriloquist. He ends up being put in charge of a ventriloquism school (which was mostly a money laundering front).
The middle child of Donald Trump and his first wife Ivana, Ivanka is unquestionably her father's favourite. She's extremely preoccupied with her fashion brand.
- All Girls Like Ponies: Rides on landscapers' backs like they're ponies, and buys herself a horse as Secretary of Commerce.
- Drama Queen: In "Coronavirus", when she believed she caught COVID-19. In reality it was sunburn...
- Dumb Blonde: Inherited her dad's blond hair and Book Dumb tendencies.
- Go-Getter Girl: Her main goal.
- Operation: Jealousy: Apparently only started dating Jared Kushner to make another guy jealous, then forgot about it.
- Valley Girl: Compounded by her Accent On The Wrong Syllable and tendency to speak like a walking PR Twitter, sometimes to the point of incoherence.Ivanka: My values are American values and the duty, love of family, smart, good scarves, fragrance, children, inspiration, and genuine human emotions with Ivanka Trump, soft-shell outerwear with a belt for all.
- World's Most Beautiful Woman: To hear her father creepily tell it, she's this.
Donald Trump's deceased father who appears as a verbally abusive hallucination. Flashbacks show he was just as disparaging towards Donald as Donald imagines him to be.
- Abusive Parents: Trump mention that when he did anything remotely feminine, Fred would put him in a dress and call him Diane for a year. He's also happily called him trash in front of him to his work friends. He's no better as grandparent, telling his grandkids to hurt themselves if they try to help people.
- Companion Cube: He prefers a cigar named "David" to actual people.
- Freudian Excuse: Is this for Donald.
- Lack of Empathy: "Closing Arguments" reveals he instructed his grandsons to electrocute themselves with a toaster if they ever thought about helping others.
- Man of Wealth and Taste: Saw himself as this, and his son as... not this.Fred: I've never heard of anything so cheap, low-class, and gauche! I told you my son was trash, didn't I?
Trump advisor and Ivanka's timid Henpecked Husband.
- Butt-Monkey: Nothing good has ever happened to him.
- Deadpan Snarker: Usually makes these comments in reaction to his family's insanity.
- Extreme Doormat: Lets his family walk all over him.
- Fall Guy: The other Trumps plan to use him as one.
- Nervous Wreck: Especially in season 1, when he's convinced his family is going to jail any day now.
- Only Sane Man: Compared to the rest of his family, anyway.
Trump campaign advisor and Eric's wife, who kinda scares him.
- Dramatic Thunder: Introduced this way.
- Malicious Slander: Among other things, she spreads the claim that Elizabeth Warren is being possessed by the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.
- Parenting the Husband: Given her husband's Eric, it's not surprising she has to do this.
- What Does She See in Him?: Marrying Eric is treated as proof she's Ax-Crazy. Even she isn't sure why she married him.
2020 Democratic Candidates
The frontrunner and eventual nominee of the Democratic race, previously Obama's Vice President of 8 years.
- Ambiguous Disorder: Has had mental conversations with alternate versions of himself on more than one occasion.
- Catchphrase: "Malarkey!"
- Character Tics: Outstretches his arms.
- Cool Shades: Sports these on occasion.
- Cloud Cuckoolander:
- Creepy Good: Tends to be somewhat perverted and off-putting, but is still the Democratic nominee running against Trump.
- Eternally Pearly-White Teeth: He has these, and states that he had horse teeth installed in his mouth.
- Eye Scream: If bleeding from his eyes can be considered this.
- Glory Days: Goes through this in "Coronavirus".
- Important Haircut: Parodied in "Debate Prep", when he rips off his ponytail to abandon his "smart" persona and go back to his regular self.
- Motor Mouth: The episode "Debate Prep" shows this as his greatest weakness/strength.
- No Indoor Voice: He speaks in a high volume, as if he's hard of hearing.
- No-Sell: He's this to all the other 2020 Democrat presidential candidates. Having been Obama's vice president for 8 years and having experience negotiating with Congress to pass bills such as the Obamacare system, Joe easily crushed all his competitors in the race.Joe: Hey, you guys remember Barack Obama? I WAS HIS VICE PRESIDENT!!! I'M JOE BIDEN, JOE BIDEN, I'M JOE BIDEN AND THAT'S IT!
- Racist Grandpa: His idea for a 2020 campaign slogan is "Joe Loves Guessing People's Races at Parties".
- Scatterbrained Senior: He once didn't recognize himself in a video.
- Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Trump considers Joe Biden as his greatest enemy.
- Still the Leader: More prominent in "Party Unity".
- Trademark Favorite Food: He has a thing for ice cream.
- Verbal Tic: He says "folks" in his sentences a lot.
The Senator of California, Biden's steadfast running mate.
- Amoral Attorney: While mostly portrayed as a fairly ethical politician, she has a history as a harsh criminal prosecutor.
- Blood Knight: She's partly motivated to be Biden's running mate so she can fight Mike Pence in hand-to-hand combat.
- Double Standard: Faces both race and gender-based versions of this in "Madam Vice President".
- Hypercompetent Sidekick: To Joe Biden.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The Blue to Joe Biden's Red.
- Alter Kocker: Sanders qualifies as this, having grown up a working-class Jew in 1940s Brooklyn, in common with Chuck Schumer.
- Batter Up!: Carries around a baseball bat throughout the episode "Fox News".
- Big Damn Heroes: In the "Climate Change" episode when he has to take down Trump and Don Jr's obnoxiously hazardous pollution making air conditioner.
- Bourgeois Bohemian: Owns three houses, but lives in squalor as a matter of principle.
- Dirty Communists: The Democratic leaders see him this way, and he leans into it in "Space Force" while trying to lose his campaign on purpose.Bernie: You know who gets a bad rap? Stalin!
- Grumpy Old Man: He is usually in a grumpy mood.
- Eat the Rich: He makes critical note of just how much wealth the top 0.1% of America now have, and promises he'll tax giant corporations into funding welfare programs.
- Enemy Mine: He was deeply critical of many of Joe Biden's views, but in the end endorsed him in the 2020 election.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He acts curt and unsociable to most characters, but he is still goodhearted and is not above apologizing.
- Ungrateful Bastard: After dropping out of the Democratic Primaries, he freely admits to his constituents that they're the kind of people who he crosses the street to avoid and claims that the rest of the country finds them to be extremely annoying. Could also be seen as Brutal Honesty.
- Verbal Tic: Has a habit of saying "1%" a lot.
The high-strung, progressive senator of Massachusetts.
- Heroes Love Dogs: Both Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg attempt to copy the voter popularity of her golden retriever, Bailey.
- Nervous Wreck: Gets shaking fits even when she's winning.
- Sanity Slippage: By the end, she's trying to apply as Bernie's running mate during his withdrawal ceremony while being infected with COVID-19.
- Screw the Money, I Have Rules!: She's briefly corrupted by Michael Bloomberg's campaign donations in "Secret Money", but after almost being convinced to murder Bernie Sanders she decides to stick to her values even if it means struggling for funds.
Former Mayor of South Bend, Indiana and a candidate for President.
- The Baby of the Bunch: Sometimes treated this way as the youngest of the 2020 Democratic candidates. He sleeps with a firetruck blanket and is animated with a slightly oversized suit jacket that makes him look like a kid dressing up in his dad's clothes.Nancy Pelosi: I'm not talking to politico's Doogie Howser.
- Everyone Has Standards: While he admits to having a lust for power, he puts his foot down at going to sleazy private islands with Bill Clinton and Alan Dershowitz.
- Gratuitous Spanish: Though his translation of "do not resuscitate" as "huevos rancheros" implies he isn't as fluent as he claims.
- Insufferable Genius: He is constantly reminding people of his education and ability to speak multiple languages.
- Mayor Pain: The people of South Bend apparently burn him in effigy every week.
- Miles Gloriosus: Asks his campaign team to edit his war photos to make it look like there's not a Pizza Hut just out of frame.
- Reptiles Are Abhorrent: Attempting to copy the popularity of Elizabeth Warren's dog Bailey, he adopts an iguana named Christophe and hangs out in the terrarium with him.
- Straight Gay: While he will sometimes use campy slang, he is portrayed mostly like this.
The deranged Senator of Minnesota.
- Ax-Crazy: She once made an intern swallow a battery, she body-slammed Pete Buttigieg from the rafters, and she has a habit of throwing books at people's heads.
- Bad Boss: Horribly abuses her staff.
- Running Gag: She likes to throw books at people's heads. She even threw one at the audience.
- Suddenly Shouting: Does this, due to her aggressive nature.
- Un-person: She once did this to an intern who forgot to charge her iPad.
Former Texas congressman and star of a failed Senate campaign.
- Aside Glance: An easy-to-miss one during "Space Force".
- Basement-Dweller: It is mentioned he will return to being one if he loses the 2020 election.Beto: If I don't get this president job, I gotta move back in with my mom.
- The Heart: Often acts as this for the other 2020 candidates.Beto: Stop it, you're scaring Pete Buttigieg!
- Girlfriend in Canada: The other Democrats believe this about his offscreen movie star girlfriend.
Other Democrats
The top Democrats in Congress—Senate Minority Leader (later Majority Leader) and House Minority Leader (later Speaker of the House), respectively. They are the main opposition to Trump, but are cluelessly out-of-touch with the young vote.
- Alter Kocker: Schumer qualifies as this (even if the accent is less pronounced than most examples), having grown up a working-class Jew in 1940s Brooklyn, like Sanders.
- The Alcoholic / Wine Is Classy: Pelosi, in her downtime.
- Corrupt Politician: While this tends to be a given for the series, it's all the more noticeable for Chuck and Nancy because Democratic voters hate them for it, much of their b-plots being them trying and failing to keep their base without having to actually listen to them.Nancy Pelosi: We're having trouble convincing our base to vote for us despite offering them nothing in return.
- *Crack!* "Oh, My Back!": In "Election Day" when they get on their knees to pray for Biden's win.
- Laborious Laziness: Despite essentially running the entire Democratic Party, they go to great pains to avoid actually doing their jobs. When they manage to win over the youth vote with AOC's help, they are paralyzed by all of the sudden attention and cave to Bloomberg's request to cease campaigning on popular policies without a second thought.
- Neutrality Backlash: All they care about is bipartisanship, which usually means giving Republicans everything they want with nothing but a disapproving finger-wag. Because of this, other Democratic Politicians and voters hate their guts.
- Old Windbag / The Bore: Tend to talk about stereotypical old people interests even during meetings with Donald, leaving the impression that they are unfocused.
- Pointy-Haired Boss: They are laughably incompetent at their jobs.
- Platonic Life-Partners / Those Two Guys: They are rarely seen without each other.
- Strongly Worded Letter: Pelosi and Schumer's ineffective weapon of choice.
- Technologically Blind Elders: They struggle to open an email attachment without Pete Buttigieg's help and they nearly burn down the White House trying to use a microwave.
- Totally Radical / Slave to PR / Entertainingly Wrong: Chasing the youth vote is definitely not their specialty despite their obsession, as evidenced by their debut of the Establishment Democrats’ incredibly long-winded default slogan for 2018.
The most recent U.S. president before Donald Trump. Obama left office with a 60% approval rating and upon doing so he organized efforts to promote opposition towards Trump's policies.
- Attack Drone: His weapon of choice, whether against terrorists, Innocent Bystanders, or "marketing dorks".
- Determinator: Despite his strong ties to Biden, especially since Biden was his vice president, Obama was holding off on endorsing him until the convention for the Democratic nomination. Many people erroneously assumed that Obama outright refused to endorse Biden over Trump for president, but the truth was Obama was waiting until the primaries were concluded. Obama has now officially endorsed Biden for president.
- Odd Friendship: With Joe Biden.
- Only Sane Man: In a show full of insane, over-the-top politicians and public figures, Obama might be the most level-headed and sensible, at least by comparison.
- Precision F-Strike: After thinking that if he could take back the insults he made at Trump’s expense in the White House dinner that lead to Trump running for president and destroy democracy he would, he ultimately decides “Actually, no I wouldn’t. Fuck that guy”.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: He's more level-headed and prudent than Trump and even the other Democrats.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: He feels uncomfortable around Biden having to scream every single personal detail of his life, so he asks the waiter for his almonds to-go and leaves the dinner table.
- Ambiguous Disorder: Since she lost the 2016 election, she's suffered some kind of delusion, believing she is the president.
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: In Election Special 2018, she built and operated a giant robot in her likeness.
- Crazy Cat Lady: In "Space Force", she dresses up her cats as her presidential cabinet.
- Creepy Monotone: Speaks this way.
- Drowning My Sorrows: With wine and Xanax after losing the 2016 election.
- Giftedly Bad: In "Senate Control", Schumer and Pelosi use her as an "agent of chaos" to help lose Senate races.
- Kick the Dog: Drove several hours to Trump's impeachment trial to tell Bernie to "eat shit."
- Totally Radical: Can't let go of referencing Pokémon GO and dabbing.
- White-Dwarf Starlet: Her "Hillary 2020" campaign shows her as very reluctant to give up the spotlight.
- Dirty Old Man: His history of sexual misconduct is a constant threat to his wife's career.
- Evil Sounds Raspy: Has a weird raspy voice, and has committed evil acts.
- Alliterative Name
- Only Sane Employee: Of her mother's proposed '20 campaign. She's the only one who sees trouble coming with using Huma Abedin and - more to the point - her husband Anthony Wiener.
- "Well Done, Daughter!" Girl: The episode Hillary 2020 showed her wanting to make her mom proud.Chelsea: (to her mom) I just wanted to be a leader, like you!
- Eat the Rich: Her plan for the Democratic Party includes something she likes to call "Guillotine Time".
- Only Sane Woman: She considers herself this.
- Straw Liberal: Believes in replacing prison cell doors with beaded curtains, providing everyone with government-issued breast milk until the age of 26, and Game of Thrones written by women.
- Verbal Tic: "Henny", especially in early appearances.
- The Bore: He tries to sell himself as a "billionaire populist" like Trump, but he's too stiff and uncharismatic to pull it off.
- Corrupt Corporate Executive: He's the owner of a multi-billion dollar corporation and has done some less-than-savory things in his time.
- Faux Affably Evil: Bernie calls him a "bloodless corporate shill posing as a humble mayor."
- Greed: The only reason he ran for President is so he wouldn't have to pay more in taxes.
- "Not So Different" Remark: He openly admits that he's barely any different from Trump.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: He only became a frontrunner in the primary because he's a billionaire; one campaign ad has him admit to basically attempting to buy the election.
- Shameless Self-Promoter: He floods the airwaves with nonstop campaign ads, and even tries to derail the Democratic primary debate to turn it into another commercial for his campaign.
- Sheltered Aristocrat: He tells voters via commercial that they will never meet him in person.
- Status Quo Is God: He claims that the best way to beat Trump is "to vote for someone nominally different than him so you [voters] can feel better about yourself while the world stays exactly the same."
- Ambiguously Human: Caused the Clintons' television to malfunction, the lights to turn off, and the temperature to lower simply by entering the room.
Other Republicans
- Affably Evil: Acts kind to most characters, despite being a main antagonist.
- Ambiguously Gay: Makes a comment in the first episode that might suggest this (although the audiobook narrator could be female).Pence: I would've joined them, but my impure thoughts for an audiobook narrator forced me to take shelter in the arms of god for the evening.
- Bad Is Good and Good Is Bad: In "Wealth Gap", Pence treats using his authority to protect wildlife preserves in exchange for $800 for his super-pack from environmentalists as though he has crossed the threshold into corruption.Mike Pence: May God and the Koch Brothers have mercy on my soul.
- Divine Right of Kings: He is a firm believer that leaders are chosen by God, therefor it's considered blasphemous for him to go against Donald Trump whenever he has any objections against his decisions no matter how objectionable. It doesn't help that a lot of the things Trump says and does conflicts with his morality.
- Informed Poverty: He is treated as such by the rest of the Trump Administration, he and Karen living modestly and treating going shopping for candles and nutmeg as though they've won it big and are splurging. Being Vice President in a political party infamous for its wealthy elites, the validity of this is questionable.
- Politically Incorrect Villain: He believes that women pumping their own gas is a crime, punishable by death and that women's product stores should be kept in deserts. He's also incredibly homophobic.
- Token Religious Teammate: Takes his beliefs VERY seriously.
- Vice President Who?: According to Trump, it's the Eric of cabinet positions.
- Affectionate Nickname: Her husband Mike Pence calls her "Kare-Bear."
Trump's advisor and speechwriter, an intense alt-right Psycho for Hire.
- Ambiguously Gay: His admiration for Donald Trump often veers into the sexually sadomasochistic, often trying to fill in for whatever role his wife Melania is meant to play. And that's not even going into his Straw Misogynist tendencies, thinking they're all Gold Diggers who're only good for being inseminated.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: Even other white supremacists spit in his food.
- Friendless Background: Parodied.Miller: I'd just started Santa Monica High, and I'd never felt more alone. The kids called me names like "Mr. Intolerant" and "The Guy Reading Mein Kampf."
- Sexier Alter Ego: In "The Best People" he becomes Washington DC's new it boy, "Stephan Millar", by wearing a toupee and toning down his racist views.
Trump's Secretary of State, a monotone ditz and sometime White House punching bag.
- Butt-Monkey: Has been kicked in the gonads, run over by a golf cart, and almost fed to ants for his coworkers' stress relief or just amusement.
- Closet Geek: Apparently a fan of the Star Wars novelizations.
- Cloud Cuckoolander:Pompeo: Sorry I've been M.I.A. I followed what I thought was a monarch butterfly for 46 miles, but it turned out to be a Butterfinger wrapper caught in an air stream.
- You Are Fat: Subject to many of these insults from Trump, ironically a Fat Bastard himself.
Counselor and media representative for President Trump.
- Attention Whore: Starts to physically wither away if she can't be on broadcast television.
- Slap-Slap-Kiss: As of season 3 she has this kind of relationship with her offscreen, Trump-opposing husband.Conway: Yeah, I'll be home for dinner, stupid. Love you, shitface.
- Valley Girl: Speaks with this accent, though she's smarter and more calculating than the usual examples.
Mildly insane junior senator from Texas.
- Ambiguously Human: Eats birds alive, has poisonous beard hairs, and doesn't show up in photos.
- Attention Whore: Whenever he shows up, expect him to shout his name several times and make everything about himself
- Beard of Sorrow: Grows this in Season 2 to replicate the one his real-life counterpart acquired.
- Butt-Monkey: Is mentioned several times to be this.Trump: If it gets you out of my bathroom I'll tell people you're not that bad of a guy so they stop judging a book by it's odor.Cruz: That's gotta be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
- Pokémon Speak: Partially, in that his name is his catchphrase, but he is able to say other things.
The host of the far-right conspiracy website InfoWars who has a mixed to positive opinion of Trump and promotes false conspiracy theories plus dubiously beneficial vitamins and pills for profit.
- Attention Whore: He clearly does what he does just to get people to pay attention to him.
- Bad People Abuse Animals: He once put a bomb inside a dolphin's mouth.
- Child Hater: In order to promote his pro-gun agenda, Jones claims that the children killed at Sandy Hook were actually paid actors.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Unless of course he actually is mentally sane but is selling hoax conspiracies for money.
- Conspiracy Theorist: He just speaks his mind in a very loud and angry tone without fact-checking. He has no reliable sources to validate his wild theories about anything.
- Everyone Has Standards: Even he seems exasperated by Don Junior’s sheer idiocy.
- Large Ham: He's an angry loud-mouth who thinks that screaming makes his overstretched conspiracy claims any more legitimate.
- Laser-Guided Karma: He got permanently banned from both gigantic and little-known social media platforms for spewing hate-filled propaganda such as Twitter, Facebook and YouTube.
- Narcissist: He's very vain both intellectually and appearance-wise, noted by his fondness of taking his shirt off to show his “muscular“ body.
- Snake Oil Salesman: He sells and promotes a ridiculous array of his own brand of vitamins and protein supplements that aren't approved by any medical association or the FDA.
A conservative commentator who dislikes the racially and religiously diverse melting pot the United States has become. Due to her extreme views, her presence is mostly restricted to Fox News or smaller news networks.
- Absolute Xenophobe: She thinks America takes in too many immigrants per year, has said on Twitter that all minorities (including East Asians) are less qualified for college than Whites, has even said that "Asians and Arabs specialize in mass murder" while Mexicans specialize in family incest and she miscalculated there must be currently 30 million illegal immigrants in the U.S rather than 11 to 12 million.
- Attention Whore: She's essentially the female counterpart of Alex Jones.
- Blonde Republican Sex Kitten: Though unlike most versions of this trope, she's trying to be more of a leader and revolutionary than just a passive follower.
- Boomerang Bigot: She's a woman, but she's criticized the idea of women being allowed to vote and attacks feminism as creating an anti-male bias within society.
- Church Militant: She makes no secret that she prefers America to stay white, Christian and conservative. Not only that, she encouraged the U.S. to invade Middle Eastern countries and forcibly convert them to Christianity.
- Conspiracy Theorist: All her wild claims about ethnic minorities creating violence and rape in the United States have been shot down as hoaxes and lies she spewed just for money and publicity.
- Hypocrite: She vigorously campaigned for Trump to get elected, but then when Trump couldn't get Congress to build the wall she started verbally attacking Trump herself.
The Secretary of Education appointed by Trump.
- Lack of Empathy: She is a stern opponent let alone crusader against student loan forgiveness.
- Perpetual Smiler: She's always seen smiling and going on gleefully with all of Trump's schemes.
- Amoral Attorney: Being Donald Trump's lawyer of course.
- Catchphrase: "Now let me stop you right there, [name]."
- Kissing Cousins: Eerily implied in some episodes.Rudy: I gotta go. My third-cousin's at the Super 8 across the highway.
- Motor Mouth: Has a bad habit of rambling on and on, giving away incriminating information.
- Corrupt Corporate Executive: Discussed in "Culture War".Romney: Back at Bain Capital, I didn't make a lot of friends. I'd roll into town, and the next day, the only thing left was a brothel and a soup kitchen ... But my business liked me, and that was the only friend I needed.
- Everyone Has Standards: He's willing to defend many of his party's worst actions, but is disgusted by Trump's rudeness and open racism.
- Incredibly Lame Fun: Enjoys folding fitted sheets, eating five yogurts a day, and standing quietly in the garage.
- In Vino Veritas: His grudge against Barack Obama comes out when he's Drunk on Milk at Trump's impeachment trial.
- Sharp-Dressed Man: In "Climate Change", Bernie Sanders enlists his help to dress like a polished candidate.
- Standard '50s Father: Acts like this.
- Character Tic: Puts her hand up to her chest occasionally.
- Cowardly Lion: She went as far as to jump and swim away in the Lincoln Memorial Lake in order to avoid responsibility. Even though she's afraid of making decisions, in "Senate Control" she decides to buckle down and return to Washington D.C. to talk to the press.
- Dissonant Serenity: Is like this for the most part.
- The Ditherer: Her inability to state an opinion gets a musical number in "Senate Control".
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: In order to avoid responsibility or making decisions.
- Odd Friendship: With Brett Kavanaugh.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The Blue to Brett Kavanaugh's Red.
- Shrinking Violet: Speaks in a soft-spoken voice, and tries to avoid attention of any kind.
- The Alcoholic: To the point where he's constantly vomiting.
- Disproportionate Retribution: After Susan Collins calls him out in front of a large group of people, Brett's response is to burn her Restaurant/Bar to the ground.
- He-Man Woman Hater: He can't even say the word "woman" without gagging, although he maintains an Odd Friendship with Susan Collins after she helped vote him onto the Supreme Court.
- Prone to Tears: He believes this to be a good solution to his problems.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The Red to Susan Collins' Blue.
- Fan Disservice: Mitch's naked photograph of himself that was shown in First Family. Naturally, Donald, Melania, and Mitt Romney were disgusted/shocked by it...
- Ditzy Genius: He's an accomplished neurosurgeon, but as much of a Cloud Cuckoolander as most of Trump's cabinet.
- Eyes Always Shut:
- Verbal Tic: He always seems to struggle to say a sentence.
The CEO of My Pillow, and one of Trump's only remaining friends in the business world.
- Iconic Item: He is rarely seen without his pillow.
- Minnesota Nice: Like Amy Klobuchar, he combines this accent with many disturbing Noodle Incident stories.
- Characterization Marches On: In 'The Senior Vote' he is seemly more mature (possibly taking Mc Connell's advice from 'Government Shutdown').
- Aside Glance: Gives a very sad one in 'Government Shutdown.'
News Personnel
- Ambiguously Gay: Also Armoured Closet Gay. Heavily implies he's attracted to President Trump, but has shown to hate gays.
- Ax-Crazy: He once kidnapped the cast of Bloodsport in order to appease Trump. They apparently died because he left them in the trunk of his car...
- Berserk Button: He has several. They mostly involve someone/something opposing Trump.
- Large Ham: He is boisterous and loves to yell.
- No Indoor Voice: Is almost always screaming.
- Curious Qualms of Conscience: In the pilot, Kilmeade rates Trump's presidency a 9.9 out of 10, because a tiny part of his brain is screaming that all of it is completely wrong.
- Steve Doocy might suffer from some kind of subconscious guilt as well, given his comment in "Militarization" about drinking coffee to "avoid sleep and the torturous dreams that come with it".
- The Dandy: The case for Steve Doocy, who only agreed to participate in Friendship Manor so he could wear a top hat.
- The Ditz: Brian Kilmeade doesn't know how to open a door.
- Dumb Blonde: Applied to Ainsley.
- Perpetual Smiler: On their show they always keep their big grins, even while saying horrible things.
Everyone’s favorite CNN news anchor.
- The Comically Serious:
- Perpetual Frowner: He's not a smiler.
- The Proud Elite: He's a wealthy Vanderbilt with an often cold, sarcastic attitude toward his guests, but shows a genuine concern for democracy.Anderson: I'm Anderson Cooper, I'm rich, I'm hot, I don't need this.
Everyone’s other favorite CNN news anchor.
- Ambiguously Gay: Implied when he makes a comment about Justin Trudeau's "impressive 6 pack."Wolf: Umm hmm, Daddy like. Sexuality is a spectrum.
- Perpetual Frowner: "Fox News" is the first episode to show him smile, and that's in Season 3.
- The Stoic: Never seems to show any emotion, even when he's (supposedly) feeling emotional.
- Verbal Tic: Speaks in run-on sentences with random pauses.
- Nervous Wreck: Suffers from a three-year manic episode under the Trump administration.
- String Theory: When trying to crack the Russia conspiracy in "Election Day".
- The Bus Came Back
- Fiery Redhead: Subverted. He has red hair, but is very down-to-earth and meek.
- Incredibly Lame Pun: His specialty.
- Nice Guy: He even acts nice to Trump after he forcefully ripped off his finger.
- Pungeon Master: Has a weird habit of telling corny puns.
- Kindhearted Simpleton: Acts foolish most of the time, but is strangely nice to everyone.
- The Comically Serious: Even the cartoons he draws during work hours are Serious Business to him.
- Narcissist: Frequently introduces himself as an expert guest, and clearly thinks his "President Chump" jokes are incredibly witty.
- Alliterative Name
- Always Someone Better: Believes this of Jake Tapper in "Wartime President."
- Comically Missing the Point: When watching Jake Tapper's 'Chris Bozo' cartoon, he fails to realize that it actually is based off him.
Silicon Valley
- Bungling Inventor: His inventions have a habit of blowing up, such as in Visiting the Troops where his Hyperloop put Trump in the hospital and actually killed him (his clone, anyway).
- Fun T-Shirt: Likes to wear these, his main one being "Sarcasm Loading 80%".
- Mad Scientist: Every time he dies, his personality and memories are downloaded into a genetically modified corpse.
- The Stoner: The first time he appears onscreen, he is smoking a joint.
- The Sociopath: He had no problem with leveraging Don Jr.'s friendship for political and financial gain.
- Totally Radical: Constantly spouts outdated memes and Twitter slang.
- Bald of Evil: Has a bald head, and abuses his workers.
- Toilet Humor: Many jokes are made about his failure to give Amazon employees bathroom breaks.
- Ambiguously Human: Points this out himself:Mark: Remember Mark, if you're not human, you can't get in trouble!
- Internet Jerk: He's polite face to face, but once made an entire website for cruelly judging people's looks.
World Leaders
- Aside Glance: At the end of "State Dinner".
- Blackface: The racist costume he wore to a party in the 2000s is an Old Shame of his.
- Nice Guy: Everyone loves him and he can do no wrong. At least, that's how he makes it seem...
Former Sycophants
- Only Sane Man: Before leaving the White House, he was shown to be the only one in control of himself.
Joe Biden's Family
- Nervous Wreck: Is very anxious of her husband saying/doing something that could hurt his election chances.
- Suddenly Shouting: Due to his mild insanity.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: With Don Jr.