As it's hard to say who's a "main character," just put these in alphabetical order by last name.
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Chapter One characters.
Madame Blue
She's... well, we have no idea who or what she is, other than a nasty piece of work. She runs a gossip blog about everyone in Pageson, found here
.- Badass Boast: "I will seek out each tiny detail of your life and expose you for who you really are. If I haven't gotten to you yet, then just wait. Because I'm already planning your demise."
Megan le Fay
Junior who is the reincarnation of Morgana. Currently in... some sort of relationship with Matt. Her faceclaim is Taylor Momsen and her blog is here.- Foil: To Gail. Gail is a sweet brunette who doesn't hesitate to throw herself into a relationship with the rather... questionable Henry, while Megan is a snarky blonde he doesn't want a relationship with the completely nice Matt.
Henry Rivers
Freshman who is the reincarnation of Huckleberry Finn. Currently dating Gail. His faceclaim is Jake Abel and his blog is here.- Dumb Is Good: Noticably kinder than Terrence, and has been described as being "dumb as a rock."
Gail Rubens
Sophomore who is the reincarnation of Dorothy Gale. Currently dating Henry. Her faceclaim is Lucy Hale, and her blog is here.- Farmer's Daughter: Played with. She lives on a farm and takes care of the animals and can be quite naive, but doesn't have the overprotetcive parents or the lack of knowledge about sex.
- Like Father, Like Son: Has a lot in common with both of her birth parents.
- Gloria: Look alike, girly, questionable taste in men, sweet.
- Frederick: Deadpan Snarkers, look something alike (not to the same extent), prone to being a tad sadistic.
Frederick Tigelaar
Substitute French teacher who is the reincarnation of Fiyero. Gail's birth father. His FC is Cillian Murphy and his blog is here.- Distaff Counterpart: To Emily, somewhat. Both drink a lot, have feelings for Gloria, are perverts, have a Morality Pet, and, as Emily puts it "we're both terrible people and we both appreciate a nice rack."
Chapter Two characters.
Gossip Girl
Apparently, she wandered in from her TV series to torment Pageson. Her blog is here.- In-Series Nickname: "Gossip Girl," which she dubbed herself. Also, "Canadian bitch," dubbed by Gail.
- No Name Given: The characters simply call her Gossip Girl or GG.
Evageline Thenardier
Reincarnation of Eponine. Her blog is here.- Unkempt Beauty: It's mentioned she only has three outfits and is rather messy, but that doesn't change the fact that her faceclaim is Samantha Barks.
Gail Rubens
Reincarnation of Dorothy Gale. Her blog is here.- Catchphrase: She uses the phrase "mouth date" a lot, but no one but Tim seems to actually know what that means.
- The Reliable One: For pretty much all of Pageson, even people she doesn't know or like. This is why Mr. Valjean asks Gail to break the news of Colleen's death to the rest of the teenagers. Gail comes through.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: Chapter One Gail was practically a Messianic Archetype. Chapter Two Gail is... not.
