As a Mario fan website, Lemmy's Land shares many characters with the Mario series. However, most of them are very, very different.
Lemmy Koopa
- There is nothing to fear in Lemmy's Land, unless the idea of 43 fun-filled sections fills you with terror.
Lemmy is Bowser's second oldest son, and the Koopaling who owns all of Lemmy's Land. Almost every section in the website has his name on it. Lemmy is the most fun-loving of the Koopalings.
- Breath Weapon: He can breathe fire.
- Confusion Fu: One of his favorite battle strategies involves trying to make his opponent dizzy.
- Depending on the Writer: The extent of how evil versus how kind Lemmy is.
- Egopolis: Lemmy's Land.
- Fun Personified
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: With his younger brother Iggy.
- Running Gag: Ludwig says something complicated, and Lemmy simplifies it.
- Smarter Than You Look
Roy Koopa
- "ROY SPECIAL!"
Roy is the third oldest Koopaling, and the strongest. He's fully aware of how strong he is, and likes to bully his siblings, especially Iggy. His section is Roy's Sports Hall, where various villains have fights, but after an incredibly climactic fight between Roy and Mr. L, Larry tricked him into voluntarily staying in the Sports Hall's medical ward, leaving Larry as the Hall's leader.
- The Big Guy
- Cool Shades
- Dumb Muscle
- Funetik Aksent
- Jerkass
- Jerk Jock
- Muscles Are Meaningful
- Real Men Eat Meat: It seems to be the only thing he eats.
- Real Men Wear Pink
- Signature Move: The Roy Special.
- Super-Strength
- Violence Really Is the Answer: His standard reaction.
Wendy O. Koopa
- I love to talk on the phone with... EVERYONE!
Bowser's only daughter, and the third youngest Koopaling, who is very bratty and thinks highly of herself. Wendy complains to Bowser to get things more than any other Koopaling. Her section is Wendy's Phonebooth, where she answers the questions of the users.
- Bratty Teenage Daughter
- Catchphrase: Daddy! I want x!
- Dark Action Girl
- Depending on the Writer: She can be a Rich Bitch, or a Jerk with a Heart of Gold
- Girly Girl
- Magical Girl
- Pink Means Feminine: Almost everything she owns is pink.
- Rich Bitch
- Rings of Death: She throws energy rings in combat.
- Royal Brat
- Spoiled Brat
- Tertiary Sexual Characteristics: She wears a big pink bow.
Ludwig von Koopa
- The wisest of us need so such trinkets to realize success, but it is your choice to strive for them if you feel so inclined.
Ludwig is Bowser's oldest son, and he is a brilliant inventor and composer. His section of the website is Ludwig's Quizzes, where users can answer questions.
- The Big Guy
- Breath Weapon
- Cute Little Fangs
- Depending on the Writer: Whether or not he is given a Funetik Aksent.
- Einstein Hair
- Evil Laugh
- Funetik Aksent: Whether or not he even has an accent depends on the writer.
- Gadgeteer Genius
- Genius Bruiser
- Insufferable Genius
- Jump Physics: He can use a flutter jump, like Yoshi.
- Purple Prose
- Teen Genius
- Trademark Favorite Food: He is obsessed with chocolate, and a type of fish called lox.
Morton Koopa Jr.
Morton is the second-youngest Koopaling, and he talks the most out of any of them. People will do anything just to get him to shut up. His section is Morton's Basics, where the user can see basic instructions for submissions and similar things.
- The Big Guy: He is one of the largest Koopalings, despite being one of the youngest.
- Distinguishing Mark: He has a star-shaped birthmark around his left eye.
- Ground Pound
- If It Was Funny the First Time...: His obsession with wedding cake can only be funny so many times.
- Motor Mouth
- Old Windbag: He doesn't just drone on, he says one thing dozens of different ways.
- Overly Long Gag: Any time he opens his mouth.
- Running Gag: Characters shoving socks into his mouth to shut him up.
- Shockwave Stomp
- Trademark Favorite Food: He is obsessed with wedding cake.
Iggy Koopa
Iggy is the middle Koopaling, and Lemmy's best friend. He is often beaten up by Roy. He is good with machines, but doesn't invent things as often as Ludwig. His section is Iggy's Casino, where various games of chance are held.
- Adaptational Wimp: Justified since he's the easiest Koopaling to defeat in Super Mario Bros. 3 and was demoted to the first boss of Super Mario World.
- Blind Without 'Em
- Butt-Monkey: Especially to Roy.
- Casino Park: His section.
- Confusion Fu
- Depending on the Writer: Whether he has his rainbow hair from the cartoon or his green hair from New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
- This can make it difficult to determine who he is, as many of the mysteries are ambiguous about the identities of the Koopalings, detailing only a few things, like hairstyle.
- Gadgeteer Genius
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Lemmy.
- Nerd Glasses
Larry Koopa
Larry is the youngest Koopaling, and he loves to sneak around, lie, steal, and trick people. His section is Larry's Bios, which features details on several characters, both Canon and Fanon. He has also lead Roy's Sports Hall since the Roy vs. mr. L match in Season 10.
- Butt-Monkey: To Roy in the Sports Hall.
- Caring Gardener: An aspect of Larry's personality original to the site. He's often shown with a fondness for growing and looking after plants.
- Consummate Liar
- Delinquent Hair
- Evil Plan: He seems to be using his control of the Sports Hall to gain something.
- Impossible Thief
- Not Cheating Unless You Get Caught: His general philosophy.
- Running Gag: He loves plants, and his pet Piranha Plants tend to bite Bowser.
- Sticky Fingers
Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr. is Bowser's youngest child, and the one he favors the most. Bowser Jr. is whiny, bratty, and annoying, and his siblings despise him.
- Annoying Younger Sibling
- Art Initiates Life: A variation. His "magic" paintbrush can create portals.
- Cute, but Cacophonic
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Fan Wank: For a while, the website maintained that Bowser Jr. was actually Ludwig. - Ocular Gushers
- Parental Favoritism
- Spoiled Brat
- Spotlight-Stealing Squad: He sees himself this way.
- Strong Family Resemblance: He resembles Bowser more than any of Bowser's other children. He's almost identical to Baby Bowser.
- Superpowered Alter Ego: Shadow Mario.
King Bowser Koopa
- Oh, Lemmy sent ya, eh? Fine! Stay if you want to, but he'll go to the dungeon for this. And if you pull anything stupid, he'll serve double time! Oh, and you'll go in the lava pits.
King Bowser is the ruler of the Koopa Troop, the father of all of the Koopalings and Bowser Jr., and the nemesis of Mario. He is brash, arrogant and rude. His section is King Koopa's Item Chest, which has a list of all of the items in the Mario series.
- Bad Boss: He treats his underlings very poorly.
- Big Bad
- The Big Guy
- Book Dumb
- Breath Weapon
- Megaton Punch
- Obviously Evil
- Spikes of Villainy
- Super-Strength
- Team Dad: The Koopalings view him this way.
Mario
Mario is the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, and a complete and utter idiot too. Most stories, even serious ones, have him playing the part of the fool.
- Depending on the Writer: Fun Fiction stories usually have him smarter than he looks, and Scribbles usually have him as The Ditz.
- The Ditz
- The Hero
- Hero Antagonist
- Idiot Hero
- In a Single Bound
- Law of Chromatic Superiority
- Playing with Fire
- Too Dumb to Live
- Took a Level in Dumbass
- Trademark Favorite Food: Pasta. He also has an obsession with cheese.
- Villains Act, Heroes React: Often, his only involvement is appearing to thwart whatever plan the Koopalings are attempting.
Luigi
- Luigi Stared at Mario.Luigi: you've never finished kindergarten?Mario: Hey-a, I'm cold.
Luigi is Mario's younger, more sane brother. He is much, much less well-known in-universe than Mario is.
- Chew Toy
- Foil: To Mario.
- Only Sane Man
- Overshadowed by Awesome
- Playing with Fire: When he has a Fire Flower.
- Running Gag: Mario doing absurd things and Luigi being forced to manage him.
- Shock and Awe
- Signature Move: The Green Missile
- Spring Jump: His Super Jump move.
- Straight Man: To Mario's ridiculous antics.
- Surrounded by Idiots
Princess Peach
Princess Peach is the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. Where she is kind and caring in the games, she is far more bitchy in Lemmy's Land.
- Action Girl: She can occasionally be portrayed this way.
- Damsel in Distress: Usually, but she can be an Action Girl too.
- Girly Girl
- Pimped-Out Dress
- Pink Means Feminine
- Rich Bitch
- Spoiled Brat
Wario
- "CHEATING BOB-OMB!"
Wario's exact connection to Mario is unclear, but he seems to be some sort of Evil Twin, or at least Evil Counterpart. He is very strong, but also very vulgar.
- The Big Guy
- Fartillery
- Fat Bastard
- Gag Nose
- Gasshole
- Good Hair, Evil Hair: His moustache is quite evil.
- Megaton Punch
- Muscles Are Meaningful
- Signature Move: The Cheating Bob-omb, which involves throwing a Bob-omb before the fight begins.
- Sinister Schnoz
- Trademark Favorite Food: Garlic.
Waluigi
- WAAAAH!
Waluigi is Wario's strangely thin stepbrother. He and Wario spend time together frequently, but Waluigi seems to resent Wario.
- Catchphrase: WAAH! I'm scared of (x)!
- Confusion Fu: In Roy's Sports Hall, he's completely unpredictable, which in the Season 9 finale segued into Crazy Is Cool.
- Dastardly Whiplash
- Good Hair, Evil Hair
- Lean and Mean
- Running Gag: Waluigi is scared of everything.
- Signature Move: The Cheating Bob-omb, which he shares with his stepbrother.
- Sinister Schnoz
- Third-Person Person.
Princess Daisy
- Lemmy: Then you should have picked a better partner!Daisy: But he picked me!
Daisy is the Princess of Sarasaland, and a foil to Princess Peach, who she despises.
- Action Girl
- Catchphrase: Hi, I'm Daisy!
- Only Sane Man
- Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: To Peach
- Surrounded by Idiots: Especially when she's in the presence of her father.
- Tomboy
Wart
- *Ribbit*
Wart is Bowser's toad-like brother, who attacked Subcon once.
- Achilles' Heel: Vegetables.
- The Big Guy
- Bubble Gun
- Cool Crown
- Fanon: He is now Bowser's brother.
- Obviously Evil
- Picky Eater
- Plot Allergy: He is allergic to vegetables.
- Poisonous Person
- Verbal Tic: He ribbits occasionally.
- Weaksauce Weakness: See Plot Allergy
Yoshi
- "YOSHI!"
Yoshi is a green, adorable anthropomorphic dinosaur, and Mario's close friend.
- Cute Bruiser
- Ground Pound
- Hulk Speak
- Jump Physics: His Flutter Jump technique.
- Multipurpose Tongue
- You No Take Candle
Pokey
- "Fight."
Referee for Sports Hall. Doesn't talk much.
- Ensemble Dark Horse: In-Universe.
- Locked in a Room: Petey replaced him
. - Plant Person
- The Quiet One
Kamek
- Kamek: And with magical overriding-normal-fight powers, the Millennium Star has trapped all three combatants in an ice rink with a... Spiny shell. Uh... Why is it so deadly?Bzzzzzt! Fwoom!Kamek: Ah. Now the Spiny shell is both electrocuted and on fire. Yes, that WOULD be deadly...
Kamek is the announcer for several fights in the Sports Hall. He defeated Tanoomba in the Season 3 finale to become the Champion.
- Butt-Monkey
- Flying Broomstick
- Functional Magic
- Magic Wand: In Season 10, Kamek was unable to use any magic without his wand.
- Robe and Wizard Hat
- Squishy Wizard
The Mafia
- Her Tallness: Let me break it down for you. I'm at the top, and you're at the bottom. Simple!Big Nose: Isn't the Captain at the top?Her Tallness: I just let him think that.
The Mafia is a sinister group operating in Seasons nine and ten that seems determined to get the weakest fighters to win the tournament in order to obtain the Dynastar, the Season 10 prize. The members of the Mafia are mostly silhouettes, and operate by the following codenames: the Captain (implied to be Mario), Her Tallness {implied to be Peach), Dome-Head (implied to be Toad), Big-Nose (implied to be Yoshi), Whispy (implied to be E. Gadd), and Pink Snout (who is obviously Birdo). The Mafia has also recruited a number of fighters, including Don Pianta, Wario, Nastasia, Mr. L, Spy Guy (who is actually a Mole), and Biff Atlas (who eventually leaves), among others. They manipulate matches to ensure victories that would not otherwise have occurred, such as Goomba defeating Bowser. After the fight between Roy and Mr. L, which the Mafia had quite a hand in, the Captain, Dome-Head, her Tallness, Pink Snout, Big-Nose, and Whispy appeared, and attacked Rawk Hawk (who Nastasia had previously hypnotised). In the scuffle, Tallness was captured by the security guards, so the Captain hired Her Tallness Two (heavily implied to be Daisy). Mr. L and Chained Kong were able to save the original Tallness from Amazing Flying Hammer Bro's room, several weeks later. Now that everyone knows about the presence of the Mafia, security has been boosted in the Sports Hall, the Axem Rangers are checking every fighter that enters the Arena, and fingers are being pointed by the fighters. Spy Guy and Count Bleck are investigating to learn the identities of the silhouetted members.
- Action Girl: Her Tallness and Pink-Snout.
- Big Bad Ensemble
- Butt-Monkey: Big-Nose.
- Catchphrase: Hi! I'm Her Tallness Two!
- Cold-Blooded Torture: Prisoners are kept in darkness and only given the bare minimum food that they need to survive.
- Glowing Eyes: They are all described as having red eyes.
- Knight of Cerebus
- Man Behind the Man: Her Tallness claims to be the real leader behind the Mafia.
- Meaningful Name: All of them.
- Minion with an F in Evil: Whispy was supposed to sabotage Ludwig's machines before his match, but ended up repairing them so that they worked properly. This was what made Ludwig suspicious in the first place.
- Sinister Silhouettes
- Which is apparently enforced magically or technologically, as Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bro pours every light he has in the room on Her Tallness and she's still silhouetted.
The Ministry of Gloomtail
- Gloomtail: I AM GOD!
The Ministry of Gloomtail is a sinister group (but not quite as sinister as the Mafia) led by Gloomtail, which is aiming toward obtaining the Dynastar to prove Gloomtail's godhood. The members include Millennium Star, Team Super, Bogmire, and Muddy Buddy, who was deemed a failure after losing to Count Bleck and is banned from the Ministry. When Baby Bowser fought Millennium Star, Muddy was forced to choose between helping his best friend, and helping the Ministry. He chose to help Baby Bowser.
- A God Am I: Gloomtail.
- Butt-Monkey / Chew Toy: Muddy Buddy.
- Crazy Enough to Work: The plan for the fight between Muddy Buddy and Count Bleck involved spreading Muddy Buddy over Gloomtail so that Gloomtail could do the fighting, while Muddy was technically the participant. Count Bleck won by sucking Muddy straight off of Gloomtail and into the Void.
- Good Hair, Evil Hair: Millennium has a sinister moustache.
- Killer Robot: Team Super.
- Our Ghosts Are Different: Bogmire.
Susan B. Koopa
- All of the Koopalings: Moan!
Susan is the Koopalings' cousin. She enjoys their company, but they all hate hers. Her section is called Susan's Trading Card Game, which is Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
- Action Girl
- Butt-Monkey
- Depending on the Writer: The extent to which the Koopalings hate her.
- The way Larry reacts to Susan's advances.
- Girly Girl
- Kissing Cousins: She has a crush on Larry Koopa.
- "Metaphor" Is My Middle Name: The B stands for Beautiful.
- Rich Bitch
- Stalker with a Crush
Karma A. Koopa
- Oh, I'm just as gentle as a kitten until you tick me off. Then you'd better hope you can run is all I have to say.
Karma is Ludwig's fiancee, a Koopa Troopa-Yoshi hybrid. She is a good fighter, and can't stand Larry.
- Action Girl
- Alliterative Name: Karma Koopa.
- Ascended Extra: She was an original character from a contributer to the site. Her popularity eventually allowed her to appear in the works of many different authors. She also has appeared in Roy's Sports Hall, an honor usually reserved for canon characters.
- Childhood Marriage Promise
- Effortless Amazonian Lift: She can defeat Ludwig in combat.
- Fantastic Racism: Sometimes faces this from most of the Koopa family due to being half-Yoshi, Depending on the Writer.
- Hybrid Monster
- Multipurpose Tongue
- One-Letter Name: The A is just there. It doesn't stand for anything.
- Super-Strength
- Telepathy: She has mild telepathic powers. She can pick up on especially strong thoughts if she focuses.
- Violently Protective Girlfriend
Playful and Bagels
- Bagels: You mean run?Playful: I don't run.
Playful and Bagels are respectively the family cat and dog of the Koopa Family. Playful is regal and decadent, while Bagels is energetic and fun-loving.
- Angst: Playful
- Cool Crown
- Fun Personified: Bagels.
- Hates Everyone Equally: Playful.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: Bagels.
- Talking Animal
The King
- Lemmy: When I fire my wand, you're all going to race over to those blue envelopes and-The King: Now when you say race, you mean?Lemmy: Uh... hurry, go very fast, move your feet quickly, run, skidaddle, varoom, floor it, turn on the gas... is any of this getting through to you?The King: What?Lemmy: Yeah, you'll ask your partner.Daisy: I can't get through to him either!
Daisy's father, the King of Sarasaland, is a complete and utter idiot.
- The Ditz
- Flat "What": He says this so much that his team for Lemmy's Awesome Race was called Team What.
- Too Dumb to Live
Clawdia Koopa
- Clawdia: HEY!Lemmy: Sorry, Mom!
Clawdia is Bowser's wife, the Koopalings' mother, and the Koopa Queen. She is much more caring than her husband.
- Distaff Counterpart: To Bowser.
- The Ghost / The Voice: In many stories, though she does actually appear in others.
- God Save Us from the Queen!
- Housewife: She has a lot of Housewife-esque qualities.
- The Quiet One
DAD
- "Oh my DAD!"
DAD is the first-ever Koopa Troopa, and the Koopa God.
- Big "OMG!": Koopas often say "Oh my DAD!"
- Bold Inflation: His name can only be in all-capitals.
- Dark Messiah
- Fun with Acronyms: According to his article, DAD stands for Danny Alan Devon.
- The Ghost
- Like a God to Me
