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Jen Laurens
"I don't live through expectations!"
The resident tomboy of JODDAS VAPD.
- Big-Breast Pride: Is quite happy with her large chest stating what she eats goes to her chest.
- Big Eater: Justified with how physically active she is!
- No Guy Wants an Amazon: One of the summer specials has her dealing with the notion that no guy wants a non-girly girl type of girl like herself. This escalates with Jen dressing up as and pretending to have the mannerisms of the other four girls. In the end, Patrick states he likes Jen just the way she is when they win a hot dog eating contest.
Ophelia Barrs
"Sometimes the weirdest things can be the most interesting!"
The Perky Goth of JODDAS VAPD and wife of Dan Nichols.
- Author Avatar: For the real-life wife of the series creator, KoreanTacos89.
- Official Couple: Married to Dan Nichols.
- Perky Goth: Is the most cheerful of the cast and dresses in a goth-like fashion.
- Team Mom: She's the glue that helps hold the cast together and is also the oldest at 25 years old.
Alice Jefferson
"Don't mock me for my size. I can scratch pretty hard!"
A short, lolicon-like young woman who's actually 20 years old, as she's quick to point out.
- Younger Than They Look: Looks like a minor despite being 20 years of age.
Scott Webb
"Ladies, I'm single!"
The unapologetically perverted cast member of JODDAS VAPD.
- Casanova Wannabe: He's nowhere near Drew's level and even then, he hasn't successfully wooed a woman without screwing it up or coming off as creepy. And even when Scott allegedly gets a girlfriend later on, she only wants him for his money as a social media star and nothing else!
- Loveable Sex Maniac: Despite his lecherous nature, Scott's perverted tendencies are generally played for laughs. Except for during his personal arc in Season 7 when, during a Twitch stream, a woman by the handle of CherriLady recognizes Scott as the same exact sex offender who tried peeping on her five years prior! This starts a chain reaction where a lot of women Scott sexually harassed in the past come together online to cancel him, including Vanilla, whom he hit on the most throughout the series!
Vanilla Anderson
"I'm not just a pretty face!"
The sexy, floozy kind of young woman of JODDAS VAPD.
- Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places: Regularly gets approached by or set up with sleazy guys who just want her for sex and nothing else, much to Vanilla's chagrin.
Alma Sanders (Warning: Unmarked Spoilers for Season 7)
"Oh my, you really shouldn't judge a book by its cover!"
The token rich girl of JODDAS VAPD and a huge otaku!
- Cosplay Otaku Girl: Oh yes, as the other girls can personally attest, often serving as the unwitting guinea pig for whatever outfits Alma has whipped up.
- Lipstick Lesbian: Falls squarely into the feminine side of sapphism.
- Official Couple: With Vanilla Anderson as of Season 7.
- Straight Gay: Is revealed to be a lesbian several years into the strip's run, but nothing beforehand really hints at Alma's sexual orientation.
- Walking Spoiler: Regarding her homosexuality and her hooking up with Vanilla in the span of a couple of days late in Season 7.
Dan Nichols
"Life's a challenge, you just have to be tougher!"
The main character of the strip and the leader of the ten-person group.
- Author Avatar: For the series creator, KoreanTacos89.
- Deadpan Snarker: How Dan often reacts towards the shenanigans of his friends.
- Official Couple: Married to Ophelia Barrs.
- Only Sane Man: Subverted as he has his moments whether with friends, Ophelia, or at his crappy retail job, but for all intents and purposes, he serves as this to the other guys often being the straight man towards the antics of Patrick and/or Scott.
