Characters that appear in Dude, Where's My Car?
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Jesse
- The Ditz: While neither of the duo are particularly smart, Jesse is for the most part the dumber of the two, lacking Chester's knack for animal knowledge or ability to solve a rubix cube.
- Genius Ditz: Has his moment in the climax when he asks the aliens a question at the end. Whoever answers it right, will get to keep the Continuum Transfuctioner.
- The Stoner: His alter ego is called Smokey McPot.
Chester
- The Ditz: In some regards he's a smidge smarter than Jesse, but not by much.
- Genius Ditz: Gets his when he answers Pierre's question. He completes the rubix cube at the end.
- The Stoner: His alter ego is called Johnny Potsmoker.
Tommy
- Catchphrase: "Stoner bashin' time!
- Infidelity Index: He aids the Alien Jumpsuit Chicks under the assumption that they will sleep with him as a reward, even though he's already in a relationship with Christie.
- Jerk Jock: He's quite a fit individual, and also a total bully to the main duo. He also seems to have a wandering eye in his relationship and gladly works with the Alien Jumpsuit Chicks when they offer him oral pleasure in return. And he cat calls women.
- Devour the Dragon: Is on the receiving end of this. He briefly works with the Alien Jumpsuit Chicks in hopes of getting laid. However, once the Alien Chicks merge into a Giant Woman she almost immediately swallows Tommy alive after he ogles and cat calls her.
Christie Boner
- Ambiguous Situation: It's not made clear how far Christie went with Jesse during the night he was completely wasted, but it is somewhat implied that they may have had sex.
- Forceful Kiss: Upon seeing Jesse again after the night that he was completely wasted, Christie gives him a nice kiss on the lips in an attempt to jog his memory of their night together.
- Haughty "Hmph": Delivers one after the Giant Woman eats Tommy alive.
- Lack of Empathy: Doesn't seem all that concerned when her boyfriend gets Eaten Alive by the Super Hot Giant Alien. She even gives a little 'hmph' as if to say 'goodbye and good riddance.'
- Punny Name: She's a beautiful woman and her last name is slang for an erection.
- Single Woman Seeks Good Man: This is the reason she shows so little concern when the Giant Woman devours her boyfriend and why she hooks up with Nelson afterward.
- Sympathetic Adulterer: The audience is meant to see her as a likeable character despite the fact that she cheats on Tommy with a blacked-out drunk Jesse, who is also in a committed relationship.
- Thanks for the Mammary: A rare non-accidental version where she grabs Jesse's right arm, and leads it to grab her left breast in an attempt to job his memory of their night together.
Wanda and Wilma
- Nice Girl: Both of them are very sweet and volunteer their time helping disabled kids.
- Those Two Girls: Are always treated as a pair and are always seen together.
Nelson
- Butt-Monkey: Is one of the people regularly beat up by Tommy.
- The Smart Guy: Often spouts kernels of wisdom, usually in koans.
- Strange-Syntax Speaker: Speaks in a manner similar to Yoda.
- Throw the Dog a Bone: He hooks up with Christie after Tommy gets eaten.
Alien Jumpsuit Chicks
- Amazon Brigade: They are an all-female group of villains.
- Big Bad Duumvirate: Form this with Tommy, promising him oral pleasure if he gets them the Transfunctioner. It's fairly short lived since as soon as they merge into a giantess the first thing they do is eat him alive.
- Exact Words: They promise Tommy "oral pleasure" for his help. They're veiling the fact that they're a predatory species that eats humans.
- Human Aliens: They look like normal very attractive women.
- Insistent Terminology: They insist on being called "Hot Chicks", always introducing themselves as such and correcting anyone who calls them something else.
- Literal-Minded: When Jesse and Chester address them with a "Who are you guys?" they think that they are being mistaken for the opposite sex, and correct them. Not realizing that "guys" can be a gender-neutral from of address.
- Fusion Dance: They merge together to form a Giant Woman.
Super Hot Giant Alien
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: Much like the trope's namesake, She is a fifty foot woman.
- Bad Boss: She is the fusion of the Alien Jumpsuit Chicks, who "hired" Tommy to help them find the Continuum Transfuctioner, technically making her his boss. She also wastes no time devouring him the first chance she gets.
- Giant Woman: It's right there in the name.
- Goofy Print Underwear: Wears white panties with pink bunnies on them.
- Human Aliens: Much like the women who fused to become her. Apart from her enormous size, she looks like a normal, very attractive woman.
- I'm a Humanitarian: She swallows Tommy whole.
- Statuesque Stunner: She is a very good looking woman, who is also big enough to swallow men whole.
- Stripperiffic: She wears nothing but a purple bra, silver high heels, some jewelry, and an extremely short miniskirt, leaving little to the imagination.
Cultists
- Aerith and Bob: All the cultists have alien sounding names beginning with Z... except for Jeff.
- The Smurfette Principle: Zelmina appears to be the only woman among the cultists.
- Strange Salute: "Zoltan!"
Alien Nordic Dudes
- The Ahnold: The fact that they (seem) like they're from Europe and sport Austrian-esque accents, along with being muscular, make this trope rather apparent.
- Human Aliens: Like all the aliens in the movie.
- MacGuffin Guardian: They are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
- Those Two Guys: They're never seen apart.
