Characters of Crash Canyon.
open/close all folders
Crash Canyon
The Wendell Family
Norman "Norm" Wendell
- Voiced by Patrick McKenna
- Bumbling Dad: Your typical dim-witted yet well-meaning, slightly chunky adult-cartoon father archetype.
- Bungling Inventor: Always comes up with these ideas for crazy contraptions, though they usually fail, especially if their intent is to escape the canyon.
- Butt-Monkey: Often times succumbs to being the punching bag of the Wendell family.
- Buxom Beauty Standard: Developed massives breasts in "A Bun in the Canyon" after consuming a bunch of water that was contaminated with estrogen. He would walk around, flaunting these boobs to seduce men into doing his bidding for him.
- Decoy Protagonist: Season 1 sets him up to be the main protagonist but in Season 2, that focus abruptly shifts to Jake.
- Determinator: Norm has high hopes for escaping the canyon and even though it's literally impossible to get out, he still remains blissfully motivated to get out.
- Drives Like Crazy: The whole reason he ended up in the canyon in the first place is because he was a distracted driver, talking to his wife, when he was supposed to be looking at the road. Next thing you know, he's driving off a cliff and landing in the canyon.
- Didn't Think This Through: Despite thoroughly doing his math ... twice and accounting for every possible contingency, there's always that one little thing that he failed to account for, which leads to his canyon escape attempt to fall flat.
- Epic Fail: Any and every one of his attempts to escape the canyon.
- Expy: Of Clark Griswold. Both are dull-witted family men, who take their families on a road trip, determined to give them some good, fun, old-fashioned family bonding.
- Failure Is the Only Option: He's never getting out of that canyon.
- Family Man: Norm prioritizes the happiness of his family over everything.
- Forgotten Anniversary: This was the plot of "The Out-of-Pantsers", when he knew it was Valentine's Day but didn't do anything special for Sheila.Norm: I know you're mad that I forgot Valentine's Day, but in my defense, I also forgot your birthday and our anniversary.
- Gadgeteer Genius: Norm is an ace at making useful machines out of the worthless scrap metal in the canyon.
- Genius Ditz: As dopey as he may be, Norm is actually a whiz with mathematics, specifically geometry.
- Genre Blindness: Sees himself as the strong and handsome hero of the story, when it comes to his escape plans, but fails to realize that he's actually the Wile E. Coyote of a comical slapstick cartoon, whose inventions always backfire on him in hilariously humiliating ways.
- High-School Sweethearts: Knew Sheila ever since they were awkward teens in high school.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: Often gets this by his escape plans.
- Hollywood Heart Attack: It was revealed in "Confidence Builder" that heart attacks ran in the Wendell family. If Norm was overstressed, he would have a very dramatic heart attack, where he'd clasp his chest and scream out in pain and agony before plotzing on the floor.
- Iron Butt Monkey: No matter how much life has to throw at him, Norm still picks himself up and keeps moving forward.
- It's the Journey That Counts: Deconstructed. This "journey" led to his whole family getting stranded in a canyon for years and years to come, meaning that they'll never make it to their destination, never return home, or go anywhere for, most likely, the rest of their lives.
- Loser Protagonist: Can't even seem to win a fight against gravity.[Norm drops ice cream on himself]Norm: Aw, my shirt.[The sign for the ice scream shop breaks off the wall and crushes him]Norm: Aw, my spleen.
- Neat Freak: Norm is a stickler for everything being in the right place.
- Pushover Parents: Lets his wife and kids walk all over him.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The blue to Sheila's red.
- Standard '50s Father: Despite his faults, Norm can be, from time to time, a wise and knowledgeable father, who gives his kids sage advice.
- Token Good Teammate: The only member of the Wendell family who doesn't seem to commit the crimes of wrath, bullying, con artistry, or being Vernon.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Sheila is quite the looker and although Norm isn't necessarily ugly, he's got a big round nose and his head does kind of look like a thumb.
- Wide-Eyed Idealist: Makes the best out of the fact that he's trapped in Crash Canyon for the rest of his life.
Sheila Wendell
- Voiced by Jennifer Irwin
- Activist-Fundamentalist Antics: Sheila was always taking to the streets with picket-sign protests over the most nonsensical things; the turn of the third millennium, lack of LGBT representation in a gay pride parade, and the invention of cellphones because she believes the Wendells were a "pager family".
- Brainy Brunette: A brown-haired woman, who's arguably the smartest woman in the family, ignoring how she often lets her emotions overpower her rational thoughts.
- Can't Take Criticism: Sheila refuses to admit that there's anything wrong with her and will get problematically infuriated with anyone who tells her she has anger issues.Norm: Wow, Sheila. Your psychologist was right about what he said before you punched him. You do have anger issues.
- Death Glare: Exchanged these with Beverly in "Ultimate Wedding Chicken".
- Hair-Trigger Temper: It's not hard to find a way to piss Sheila off, even if you're not trying. She has the tendency to make a fool of herself in public, violently attacking people, animals, and things that make her mad.
- Karma Houdini: Never gets in any real trouble for her inappropriate behavior.
- Mama Bear: Sheila is a family woman, and she'll kick your ass if you wrong her husband or kids. note
- Never My Fault: Sheila never admits when she's wrong, even if she knows she is. Even if she does admit to being wrong, she makes a big enough scene about it, by beating herself up and drawing attention to herself, that she gets everyone around her to just tell her she's right just so they can shut her up.
- Obnoxious Entitled Housewife: Although most of her anger is justified, she does still feel as though she's owed special treatment over everybody else.
- Racist Grandma: A rare example from the next generation down. Sheila intensely despises Romani people on account of how they botched their job paving her driveway.Sheila: If I ever see those Gypsies again, I'll choke them with their scarves! Choke them until their earrings pop out!
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: The red to Norm's blue.
- Sarcasm Mode: Sheila was very sarcastic with Wendell when he asked if she got a new dress.Sheila: Yes, Norm. I somehow managed to escape the canyon and went to the mall to buy a new dress without telling anybody about how we were all trapped here just so that I could hop back into the canyon again to show you my new dress so that we could have this very conversation.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: The hot wife to Norm's ugly guy.
- Violently Protective Wife: Sheila beats the crap out of any innocent woman who even looks at Norm funny.
- Women Are Wiser: Despite being irrationally pompous and angry, Sheila is still smarter than her buffoon of a husband and falls neatly into the role of the Marge to his Homer.
- You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry!: Sheila is a scary bitch, when she gets angry and she's frequently angry.
Roxanne "Roxy" Wendell
- Voiced by Bryn McAuley
- Alpha Bitch: Though her pre-canyon school life was never explored on-screen, we know she was a total bitch as she's stated constantly that she and her friends like to judge other girls or "fuglies" for being so different.
- Attention Whore: Hogs every conversation with Pristine and Mace to talk about herself.
- Book Dumb: Roxy is very stupid since she spent her academia, bullying other girls.
- Brainless Beauty: Traded her brains for beauty and she's proud of it.Roxy: I don't want people to think I'm smart. I want them to think I'm pretty!
- Bratty Teenage Daughter: She's a total mega-bitch without a shred of respect for anyone around her, be they kith or kin.
- Deadpan Snarker: Makes lots of mean comments about everybody.
- Girl Posse: She, Pristine, and Mace.
- It's All About Me: Takes after her mother's egocentrism.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Ruined her father's escape attempt in the first episode by stealing her dad's hang glider and botching the escape by texting pointless gossip and making the ledge beneath her crumble from the vibrations, thereby screwing the entire canyon for another eternity to come.
- Jerkass: Has done a lot of really shitty things in the series.
- In "Pilot", Roxy stole her father's hang glider which he was planning to use to escape the canyon and save everyone. She used the hang glider to save herself and go to a friend's pool party, having no intention of saving the other people in the canyon or even telling them where she went, having the intent of leaving everyone in the canyon including her own family for dead, while she went to a pool party.
- In "Mr. Crash Canyon", it was shown that back when she was at school, Roxy ran for homecoming queen but lost to a girl with terminal cancer because it was the latter's wish to the "Dreams Do Come True" foundation. Roxy was not having this, so she interrupted the girl's speech by going up on stage and stealing her microphone to make an angry speech about how she was snubbed out of a well-deserved win. As if this didn't make her big enough of an asshole, she She also shoved this wheelchair-bound girl off the stage in the end.
- In "Tees That Bind", Roxy told Jake to kill himself. She also tried to convince her parents later to go along with killing Jake and framing it as a suicide.
- Large Ham:
- Perky Goth: Dresses in somewhat gothic attire.
- Phoneaholic Teenager: Was this in the first episode but can't really be this anymore, on account of the canyon being out of wi-fi range and of course, her already useless phone getting power-drilled to death.
- Spoiled Brat:
- Villain Protagonist: Our teenage-female lead is a selfish, spiteful bitch, who has a history of bullying other high school girls to getting eating disorders and even to suicide over their physical appearances.
- With Friends Like These...: Not only does she make it abundantly clear that she's only friends with Mace and Pristine because she has no other choice, but the way she treats her friends is madly inhumane. In one episode, she even made scripts for her friends to read so that she could stage a conversation with them.
Jake Wendell
- Voiced by Joanne Vannicola
- Adorably Precocious Child: Jake is a very well-spoken kid with an impressive knowledge in business and economics. In "Poker Night" he even taught his dad about how to play poker.
- Annoying Younger Sibling: Has a hobby of pestering his older sister by teasing her, pulling pranks, and stealing her diary.
- Character Development: Although he initially started off as just loving Pristine's weath, he'd spend enough time with her to start loving her for who she truly is as a person.
- Con Man: Jake's business is conning his fellow Crash Canyonians out of their golf tees with his many little businesses, such as in "Sid Our Savior", where he made bank off of converting everybody to a spur-of-the-moment false religion of empty promises.
- Cunning Linguist: Jake has a way with words and uses his tantalizing vocabulary to persuade people into paying for his services.
- From the Mouths of Babes: An elementary schooler who's demonstrated to know everything about sex.Jake: What? I go to public school and have internet access. I'm a product of my times.
- Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Has done many of these as a ploy to score a quick tee.
- Gold Digger: Tried getting married to Pristine to inherit her wealth.
- Horrible Judge of Character: Honestly believes that Sly and Butch are gunna be the ones who get them out of the canyon someday.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Although he's kind of a scheming money-grabber, Jake is, deep down, a sweet kid with a big heart.
- Kid Detective: In "The Big Picture", Jake solved the mystery of who was eating fruit from the orchard.
- Little Miss Con Artist: A rare male example. Jake is an elementary schoolboy with a knack for screwing people out of their golf tees.
- Money Fetish: In "Jake's First Kiss", he had a wet dream about going on a date with a giant bag of golf tees.
- The Prankster: Likes to pull pranks on Roxy to mess with her.
- Precocious Crush: Fell in love with Pristine in "Jake's First Kiss", even though she, being the same age as his older sister was a bit old for him, though not my too much.
- In the same episode, however, he did, also ask out Sarah, who, despite her teen-like appeal, is actually an adult. However, he was really only doing this because he was worried about his limited love interest options for the future.
- Spotlight-Stealing Squad: In Season 2, he completely overshadowed his dad as the main character of the show.
- Wise Beyond Their Years: Jake is one of the smartest people in the family, easily beating his sister and Vernon with no contest. At times, he can even prove to make better decisions than his own mother, though she makes this pretty easy for him.
Uncle Vernon "Vern" Wendell
- Voiced by Patrick McKenna
- Acrofatic: Despite mostly being bound to his rascal, Vernon will regularly get up from his seat and sometimes even kick some ass, though usually, it's just to get his hands on some food that an animal took away.
- He also has one very strong arm from beating up children with cancer, as seen in "Sid Our Savior".
- Adipose Rex: Rides around on his rascal all the time.
- Big Eater: Even when his only options for food are diseased animal carcasses and sloppily harvested weeds, he chows down on everything he can get his fat hands on.
- Creepy Uncle: Uncle Vernon apparently pinched a woman's butt at a funeral. To make things worse, this woman was technically a distant blood-relative. He even complimented the appearance of the deceased woman's corpse, who, again, was his relative.Vernon: A lovely woman, in life and in death.
- In "The Big Picture", Vernon watched Norm and Sheila's sex tape in enjoyment.
- Don't Explain the Joke: Usually does this, when he cracks a joke and nobody laughs.Vernon: Big deal! So, now we know what the problem is but we still can't fix it! This information is about as useful as tap shoes for Coma Steve! ... Because he can't walk or move ... So, obviously, tap dancing would also be out of the question ... Therefore, it would make no sense to buy him tap shoes ... not a good use of money ... BASTARDS!!!
- Dumb Muscle: Despite being a complete dumbass, Vernon's big body helps him really pack a punch.
- Fat Comic Relief: Vernon is always there to help lighten the mood with his crude, low-brow, gross-out humor.
- Fat Slob: Vern is a total slob, who louses around all day, watching TV, and eating junk food.
- Fingore: The toe variant. Vernon lost one of his toes in a factory accident at work and now the governmet owes him $17,000 in compensation money, which is why he doesn't have any payments for his own scooter.
- Gasshole: Vernon farts a lot, which drives his family batty.
- Insult Comic: In one episode, Vern became this and made fun of everybody in the canyon.
- Jerkass: In "Sid Our Savior", Vernon went to a children's hospital and beat a bunch of sick kids on the head with a mallet.
- The Load: He was this to the Wendell family on their road trip and still kind of is.
- Obnoxious In-Laws: To Sheila, especially. Though, the other Wendells (sans Norm) kind of hate him too.
- Racist Grandma: The uncle variant of this. Definitely makes a lot of racist cracks about minorities, especially Asians. Most of the time, they're out of ignorance rather than intentional hatred ... Most of the time.Vernon: That family was black!? Oh, so no wonder they didn't like my joke.
- The Thing That Would Not Leave: And now he's definitely never gunna leave cuz he's trapped in Crash Canyon with the family ... forever.
- You Are Fat: 96% of the jokes surrounding him are about his size, weight, and diet.
The Manderbelt Family
Beverly Manderbelt
- Voiced by Marium Carvell
- Abusive Parents: She and Reginald are horribly abusive to Pristine.
- Alpha Bitch: Beverly is the supreme queen of mean in Crash Canyon, constantly insulting everyone around her in the cruelest of ways.Beverly: Ugliness is such a terrible curse but you wear yours so well.
- Arch-Enemy: To Sheila.
- Blue Blood: Compared to everyone else in Crash Canyon, she's living fancy on a mansion high on a hill.
- Can't Live Without You: Her overreliance on Bjorn was explored in "Over-Flubbed", where Reginald got sick of the way she was incapable of taking care of herself.
- Eccentric Millionaire: Was a millionaire in Canadian money back on Earth and has since exchanged all of that money for golf tees.
- Incest Subtext: She is sexually attracted to her teenage son, Royce.Beverly: If I were just a few years younger and not his mother.
- Lethal Chef: In "Over-Flubbed" we saw just how horrible of a chef she was, having no experience with cooking herself, what with her making her butler do everything. Every time she tried to make meatloaf, it literally exploded. In the end, she made a non-exploding meatloaf out of the burning chunks of all her previous meatloaves.Beverly: Cook? That's a noun, not a verb.
- Parental Incest: She's sexually attracted to her son. In "Poker Night", it was mentioned that she regularly bathes him.
- Plastic Bitch: Has gotten tons of plastic surgery to look as beautiful as she does now. In "Chillaxin' Chutney", it was revealed that her cheekbones were surgically transplanted to her from a different supermodel.
- Rich Bitch: Believes she's above everybody for being rich in golf tees.
Reginald Manderbelt
- Voiced by Martin Roach
- Abusive Parents: He and Beverly are horribly abusive to Pristine.
- Blue Blood: He is a very wealthy and aristocratic man, who has more golf tees than everyone else and lives in an illustrious mansion that's higher in the canyon than everyone else's homes.
- Comically Serious: Is not a very jovial man, yet he says lots of nonsensical things with a stern and straight face, expecting to be taken seriously.
- Con Man: Subverted. In "Tees That Bind", he created a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme for everyone else in the canyon, saying that if they invested their golf tees in his business, they'd get back everything by the end of the month, plus another 40%. Everyone in the canyon fell for it except for Norm. Unfortunately, in the end, it turned out Reginald's business plan was actually legit and everybody in the canyon became 40% richer, except for Norm, who was now very poor, on account of all the companies around him raising their prices.
- Deadpan Snarker: Makes lots of nasty comments about everybody.
- Eccentric Millionaire: Was rich in Canadian money before crash landing in the canyon and has since cashed that in for their canyon's golf tees, making him the most golf-tee-rich man in Crash Canyon.
- Perpetual Frowner: Is almost always looking upon everyone with a very straight and snooty resting bitch face.
- Rich Prick: Makes himself to be superior to everybody on account of his wealth.
- The Whitest Black Guy: Although he's black, he acts more like a rich white guy than anything.Reginald: Just because I'm black doesn't mean I understand all this hip-hop lingo.
Royce Manderbelt
- Voiced by Dwayne Hill
- The Ace: Has tons of trophies and gold medals for all of the great things he's accomplished in life.
- Chick Magnet: He's caught the feelings of Roxy and unfortunately, Beverly.
- Extracurricular Enthusiast: Was in a lot of extracurricular classes back in school.
- Go-Getter Girl: A rare male example; has come out on top in just about all of his extracurriculars and has trophies, medals, and awards plastering the walls of his home.
- Love Interest: To Roxy, and unfortunately, Beverly.
- Out of Focus: Has the least screen time of everyone in his family, (not counting Bjorn and the cat).
- Princely Young Man: The handsome son of the wealthy Manderbelt family.
- Super-Strong Child: Is only in his teen years but already has a really good body.
- Tall, Dark, and Handsome: Royce is a very well-built, Jamaican, hunk.
- Token Good Teammate: One of the only members of the Manderbelt family who doesn't act like a pompous dick.
- Walking Shirtless Scene: Usually seen with his shirt off, showing off his glorious abs.
Pristine Manderbelt
- Voiced by Jajube Manidella
- Butt-Monkey: Pristne always gets abused by her family, getting locked in closets, verbally degraded, left to die, and excluded from family activities.
- Expy: The only teenager daughter of a family getting abused, neglected, and mistreated by her parents because she's apparently, "ugly"? Hmmm, ... Where have we seen this before?
- Informed Deformity: Her family berates her for being hideously deformed. However, she actually looks very pretty, even more so than her mom, her little brother, and her two friends.
- Love Interest: To Jake.
- My Friends... and Zoidberg: Aside from her familial abuse, Pristine is the runt of her friend group, as Roxy usually targets her for mockery the most.
- Token Good Teammate: One of the only Manderbelts, who isn't a rich bitch.
- The Unfavorite: Her parents hate her and even crop her out of family pictures.
Vaughn Manderbelt
The annoying and stupid youngest son of the Manderbelt family.
- Bratty Half-Pint: Vaugn is a loud-mouthed, annoying little rat who beats up Bjorn all the time.
- Character Catchphrase: "I'm Vaughn!"
- Extreme Omnivore: Eats things like rocks, bugs, and feces.
- Groin Attack: Because of his short stature, many of his attacks on Bjorn are this.
- Precocious Crush: On Roxy in "Ultimate Wedding Chicken".
- Spoiled Brat: Acts like a total jerk yet doesn't get any punishment from his parents. In "Heavyweight Vamp", he gave Jake a black eye twice and didn't get in any trouble with his family, whatsoever.
- Use Your Head: Likes to headbutt everything like a ram.
Bjorn
The Norwegian butler of the Manderbilt family.
- Battle Butler: Bjorn has the ability to really kick ass.
- Beleaguered Assistant: Bjorn sits around and takes all of the abuse that comes his way, including Vaugn beating him up all the time for no reason.
- Chippendales Dancers: In "The Out-of-Pantsers", Bjorn was hired to dance as a male stripper at Nalappat's bar.
- Ethnic Menial Labor: A Norwegian immigrant who works as a beleaguered assistant to the wealthy Manderbilt family because as an immigrant, he really doesn't have much else of a choice.
- Extreme Doormat: Stands perfectly still while Vaugn kicks and punches him.
- Hypercompetent Sidekick:
- Iron Butt Monkey: Though doesn't have it quite as bad as Pristine, Bjorn expresses no reaction to being abused.
- Perpetual Frowner: Always holds the same dead serious frown at all times.
- Personal Mook: To Reginald.
- Silent Snarker: His facial expressions and body language speaks volumes in response to the Mandelbelt family.
- The Stoic: In one episode, a carnival game was for people to smash his feet with a hammer. The bigger the reaction, the bigger the prize. The kids had a tough time getting him to even crack a solitary grunt.
- Token Minority: Norwegian.
- S Uppressed Rage: He undergoes constant abuse from the Manderbelts and doesn't breathe a word in response. However, In "Over-Flubbed", it was revealed that when he's alone, he takes out his anger by making several clones of Beverly Manderbilt, using her DNA, and shooting them all dead.
- The Voiceless: Never talks in the show.
Princess
The crippled pet cat of the Manderbelt family.
- Amusing Injuries: Was crushed under the license plate of the Wendell car and lost her two right legs.
- Artificial Limbs: Now walks around with two wooden wheels on her right legs.
- Cat Stereotype: The fancy well-groomed Persian cat owned by a rich family.
- Right-Hand Cat: To Beverly and sometimes Reginald.
The Butane Family
Sid Butane
- Voiced by Dwayne Hill
- The '80s: Sid Butane was a famous rockstar during this decade and crash-landed here near the end of it. Because of this, he's a product of the time period.
- Addled Addict: Does a bunch of hallucinogenics and is completely zonked out all the time.
- British Rockstar: His basic archetype.
- Bumbling Dad: The father of three with a brain that's scrambled beyond repair.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Has no clue what's going on and makes tons of non-sequitur comments.Sid: I don't understand unicorns!
- The Ditz: Sid is a total dope who can't function properly.
- Fictional Disability: In "Jake's First Kiss", he got hit in the head by a golf-ball, causing him to get "Sitcom Tourette's", a neurological disorder, where he yells out the name of a sitcom actor/actress followed by a reproductive organ.Sid: Lucille Ball's ovaries! ... Alan Alda's urethra!
- Good Parents: Despite his stupidity and how he raised his kids to be hillbilly halfwits, Sid is still a loving and protective father to his kids.
- Leitmotif: Sid's famous song, "I Wanna Punch a Rainbow" usually plays when he's around.
- Messianic Archetype: Became this in "Sid Our Savoir", when he wore a robe, a thorny crown, and stood beneath a shaft of light. Instantly healed bee stings just by touching said wounds and became the prophet of his own religion.
- Missing Man: He and his wife went on a plane flight in the late 1980's that vanished mid-flight without a trace, due to the plane breaking down and crash landing in Crash Canyon.
- Mushroom Samba: Experienced one of these in "Risky Monkey Business", when he ate a bag of morphine and hallucinated beanstalks, thunderstorms, unicorns, and gypsies.
- My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels: Sid drank some expired vodka, which caused him to speak in French. Being Sid, everything he said was this but because it was French, Emily was flustered by how romantic is sounded.
- Non Sequitur: Most of his dialogue in this.
- Rock & Roll: His brand of music.
- The Rockstar: He was a famous 80's rockstar, who became famous for his hit, "I Wanna Punch a Rainbow".
- Scam Religion: Became the prophet of this in "Sid Our Savior", where people believed he had magic healing powers and followed him to a supposed escape from the canyon.
- The Stoner: Takes lots of naturally occurring drugs down in the canyon such as the fungi and weed.
- Talkative Loon: Has nothing earthbound to say but never shuts up.
- Too Dumb to Live: Arguably the dumbest guy in the canyon.Sid: Right, if I understood logic, I bet that'd make sense.
- Weirder Than Usual: Acted this in "Jake's First Kiss", when he got "Sitcom Tourette's", a rare form of Tourette's syndrome, which caused him to yell out the name of a sitcom actor/actress followed by a reproductive organ.Sid: Vallerie Bertonelli's fallopian tubes!
Emily Butane
- Voiced by Joanne Vannicola
- The Alcoholic: Drinks a lot of jugs of moonshine with three "X"s drawn on them.
- Best Friend: To Sarah, as seen in "Vernon Loves Carol and Cake".
- Good Parents: Despite her stupidity, Emily is actually a kind and protective parent to her children.
- Half-Witted Hillbilly: Emily is a dim-witted redneck.
Mace Butane
- Voiced by Shoshana Sperling
- Companion Cube: Mace has had several inanimate objects as her boyfriend such as trees, rocks, and brooms.
- Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: The redhead to Sly's blond and Butch's brunette.
- Half-Witted Hillbilly: Though not quite as bad as her little brothers, Mace is pretty stupid.
- Imaginary Friend: Had an imaginary boyfriend in "Jake's First Kiss", who was a minotaur, who only visited her when she was unconscious.Mace: Oh, why can't you and my father get along? Anyway, see you in a few minutes. [knocks herself out with a rock]
- Never Learned to Read: Mace is illiterate. In "Confidence Builder", she misread "Amazing" as "Armadillo".
Sly and Butch Butane
- Voiced by Gil Anderson (Sly) and Tarah Consoli (Butch)
- Always Identical Twins: They look exactly the same, sans their hair color.
- Cheerful Child: They're both extremely happy all the time.
- Color-Coded for Your Convenience: The only thing keeping them from being clones is their hair color. Sly is a blond and Butch is a brunette.
- The Ditz: They're both extremely stupid on account of being born in the sheltered world of the canyon and also being raised by two complete morons.
- Dumb Blonde: Sly.
- Feel No Pain: They play games that get them horrifically battered and blood-drenched but neither of them seem to have any reaction to their pain, whatsoever.
- Half-Witted Hillbilly: A pair of redneck dipshits.
- Too Dumb to Live: Their stupidity leads to them impaling themselves with large sharp objects, causing blood to gush out of their bodies. Yet somehow, they manage.
The McGurk Family
Mrs. McGurk
- Voiced by Martin Roach
- Black Comedy Animal Cruelty: Her main schtick is that she physically and verbally abuses a bear.
- Crusading Widow: Mrs. McGurk is pissed off at that bear for eating her husband and has dedicated the remainder of her days to making him suffer every single minute for it.
- Deadpan Snarker: Makes all kinds of comments like this, mostly in regards to insulting her bear.
- Domestic Abuse: Abuses her bear in a very similar fashion to how a woman would abuse her husband.
- This leads one to believe that this is how she treated her dead husband when he was still alive.
- Grumpy Old Lady: Mrs. McGurk is a nasty old grouch, who complains about everything and never laughs or smiles about anything unless it's the suffering of others.
- Misplaced Retribution: In "Moose on the Loose", Mrs. McGurk was under the impression that a moose ate her husband and so in his place, she enslaved the bear again and forced him to work for her, even though it would have made more sense for her to dominate the moose instead.
- Never Mess with Granny: Mrs. McGurk is one powerful and feisty woman, who dominated a grizzly bear into submission.
- No Name Given: Her first name was never revealed.
- Origin Story: Shown in the cold opening of "Moose on the Loose"; Mrs. McGurk was in the car with her husband, Russel McGurk, who was driving her to her sister's wedding. They got lost because Russel refused to ask for directions. Mrs. McGurk nagged and chastised her husband endlessly for his incompetence and was so annoying, she drove him to suicide by driving off the cliff into Crash Canyon.
- Perpetual Frowner: Mrs. McGurk is always sporting a deep and grizzled scowl.
- Smoking Is Cool: Mrs. McGurk always smokes this big long old-timey cigarette.
- Vocal Dissonance: Mrs. McGurk has the deep and raspy old voice of a man.
- In "Over-Flubbed", we learn that she had this voice even as a little girl.
Russel McGurk
The deceased husband of Mrs. McGurk who landed in the canyon with her but was eaten by a bear.
- Awful Wedded Life: Before crashing in the canyon, Mrs. McGurk endlessly nagged him to the point, where he snapped and drove off a cliff, where he landed in Crash Canyon ... and lived.
- Bears Are Bad News: Russel died after being eaten by a bear.
- Bungled Suicide: Mr. McGurk attempted to drive off a cliff and kill himself in Crash Canyon but failed. Fortunately for him, he got his wish when he was eaten by a bear.
- Directionless Driver: Refused to ask for any directions when driving to his sister-in-law's wedding, hence, why they got lost.
- Driven to Suicide: Literally. One day in the car, he had had enough of his wife's nagging and just drove off a cliff to end it all.
- Extreme Doormat: Russel is a pathetic, defenseless loser who lets Mrs. McGurk walk all over him.
- Faking the Dead: In "Moose on the Loose", it's revealed that Russel was never actually eaten by the bear. He just faked his death to get out of his marriage with Mrs. McGurk.
- Fugitive Arc: Following his faked death, Russel has been hiding out in the canyon and laying low by himself so that he can spend the rest of his life, staying away from his wife.
- Happily Ever After: At the end of "Moose on the Loose", Russel fakes his death again, this time, pretending to have been murdered by a moose and finally gets to escape to the wild again, happily living free again, away from his vile and horrendous wife.
- Henpecked Husband: Russel was a total sub to Mrs. McGurk and never had any say in their marriage.
- Look-Alike Lovers: He and his wife look like opposite sex clones of each other.
- Noodle Incident: It was never shown but it's firmly established that Russel McGurk was eaten by a bear shortly after landing in Crash Canyon. The reason this was never shown is because in "Moose on the Loose", we find out this story was staged on a whim so that he could escape his awful wedded life.
- Red Shirt: He was clearly this when he saw how he landed in Crash Canyon with his wife.
- Sanity Slippage: Went through this because of his wife's nagging. It eventually led to his suicide attempt.
- Thousand-Yard Stare: Did this in complete silence, while his annoying wife tormented into losing his mind, to the point, where he ended it all.
- Time-Passage Beard: Has a big blue beard after having lived away from civilization (or Crash Canyon's substitute for civilization) for so many years.
- Walking Spoiler: If you see him in present day, that reveals that he never really died from any bear attack.
Bear
A grizzly bear that ate Mrs. McGurk's husband and now has to suffer every day for it, being enslaved and abused by Mrs. McGurk.
- Animal Nemesis: To Mrs. McGurk.
- Bears Are Bad News: Subverted. This bear was beaten to submission by Mrs. McGurk and is now a harmless, pathetic, castrated ball of fur who would never hurt a fly. As such, none of the other human characters in Crash Canyon are afraid to go near this carnivorous killing machine because of his cowardness. In fact, on occasion, some characters, like Norm of all people, have even taken a few pokes at him, themselves, as seen in "Confidence Builder". Although in Norm's case, it was just to prove his might. In fact, this bear is more of an ally to the Crash Canyon community if anything, though he's so much of a terrfied weakling, he's practically worthless.
- Black Comedy Animal Cruelty: This bear is horribly abused by an evil human being.
- Butt-Monkey: Every single time this poor bear is on screen, he suffers from physical violence, insults to his character, and slave labor thanks to Mrs. McGurk and there's nothing he can do about it but hang his head and croon in sadness, lest he wants to get beaten silly by granny again.
- Defeat Means Friendship: "Friendship" being used loosely but the bear now works as an unwilling ally to Mrs. McGurk, after the latter dominated him in battle and made him her personal butler.
- Domestic Abuse: The kind of abuse the bear goes through very eerily mirrors the way an abusive woman would treat her husband, as seen in one episode, where he was washing the dishes and had a black eye.
- Made a Slave: The bear was enslaved by Mrs. McGurk and now spends his days, doing her chores for her such as cleaning the windows and washing the dishes, while listening to her incessant nagging, insults, and physical abuse the entire time.
- Misplaced Retribution: In "Moose on the Loose", we learn that the bear never ate Mr. McGurk in the first place. The latter faked his own death and escaped so he wouldn't have to deal with his wife anymore. When Mrs. McGurk found out and got her real husband back, she set the bear free, only for a moose to "murder" Mr. McGurk, depriving her of a husband again. note Instead of enslaving the moose, as he was the animal who did kill her husband, Mrs. McGurk just went back into the wild to enslave the same old bear again, punishing him for something the moose did.
- No Name Given: He's simply just known as "The Bear".
- Pathetically Weak: This grizzly bear can't even leave so much as a scratch on a ricketty old lady.
- The Scapegoat: He was blamed for the death of Mr. McGurk and now has to suffer every waking minute of the rest of his life for it. Even after having his name cleared, Mrs. McGurk went back and enslaved the bear again, once a moose killed her husband.
Astronauts
Colonel Colton Steel
- Voiced by Dwayne Hill
- Captain Space, Defender of Earth!: Colton Steel plays the role of a space adventurer, whose sworn duty is to protect Crash Canyon from danger.
- The Ditz: A bit of an airhead.
- Dumb Muscle: Colton is built like a steel fortress with nobody working upstairs.
- Heroic Build: A very buff astronaut.
- It's All About Me: Colton sees himself as the main protagonist of the story.
- Large Ham: Colton always raves about how great of a hero he is.
- Narcissist: Colton's got kind of a big head.
- Smart Animal, Average Human: The average human to Lippy's smart animal.
- Unmanly Secret: In "The Big Picture", Jake exposes to the world that Colton likes to play with his manboobs and make them look like lady tits.Colton: Boy. Girl. Boy. Girl. Boy. Girl. Boy. Girl.
Private Lippy
Colton's monkey sidekick, who used to go on space missions with him before landing in Crash Canyon.
- Apes in Space: A monkey who used to go on outer space missions with Colton back in the day.
- Interspecies Romance: With Roxy in "Jake's First Kiss".
- Non-Human Sidekick: To Colton.
- Smart Animal, Average Human: The smart animal to Colton's average human.
Comedians
Nalappat Brajabashimayum
- Voiced by Anand Rajaram
- Asian Store-Owner: The Indian owner of his own bar.
- The Bartender: The bartender of his own little impromptu bar.
- Self-Deprecation: Many of his jokes are him insulting himself, via his dummy.
- Token Minority: Indian.
- Ventriloquism: Has a ventroloquist puppet.
Dummy
- Voiced by Anand Rajaram
- Insult Comic: Tells many mean jokes about Nalappat.
- No Name Given: He's simply just known as "The Dummy".
- Ventriloquism: He's just a ventriloquist puppet, controlled by Nalappat.
Paramedics
Pete
- Voiced by Dwayne Hill
- Back-Alley Doctor: Pete is a horrible paramedic, who carelessly abuses his patient.Norm: Don't you have to sign a waiver, forbidding you to treat your patients that way?Pete: That's for doctors. We're paramedics.
- Emergency Services: He and Carol work as the local canyon doctors.
- Origin Story: We learn that Pete and Carol were driving the ambulance carrying Coma Steve and while listening to rock music and carelessly driving, landed in Crash Canyon.
- Sadist: Gets a sick thrill from tormenting Coma Steve.
Carol
- Voiced by Shoshana Sperling
- Age-Gap Romance: When she was in high school, Carol went to prom with a 30-year-old man, who was the boss of her own father.
- Back-Alley Doctor: Carol is a horrible doctor, who abuses Coma Steve and doesn't seem to know anything about medical practice, whatsoever.Carol: Apparently, there's a kind of disease called a "heart attack"? We should read this medical manual more often.
- Emergency Services: She and Pete work as the local canyon doctors.
- Faux Yay: Pretended to be a lesbian in "Jake's First Kiss" so that Vernon wouldn't ask her out.
- Fiery Redhead: Carol's kind of a feisty ginger with a tomboyish attitude.
- Likes Older Men: As mentioned before, she dated a 30-year-old man back in high school.
- Love Interest: To Vernon in a few episodes.
- Origin Story: We learn that Pete and Carol were driving the ambulance carrying Coma Steve and while listening to rock music and carelessly driving, landed in Crash Canyon.
- Sadist: Carol gets a good laugh out of mistreating Coma Steve.
- Vocal Dissonance: She has kind of a deep and gravely voice for an adult woman.
Coma Steve
A brain-damaged guy in a coma.
- Amusing Injuries: Coma Steve is in a brain-enduced coma, which makes him the punchline of a lot of dark jokes.
- Broken Bird: Coma Steve was taken from his perfect life until the fateful day, when he went to the hospital for a broken arm. On his way there, Pete and Carol drove off a cliff and landed him in Crash Canyon forever, putting him in a coma upon impact. Now, he's been taken away from his loving wife who has no idea where he is and has since given birth to his two biological twins, who will now be growing up without a father. Meanwhile, Steve is subject to a life of imprisonment in a canyon, being abused by his evil paramedics.
- Butt-Monkey: Coma Steve is constantly getting beaten up, tossed around, and crapped upon by everyone around him, simply because he's that vulnerable.
- Cat Up a Tree: This trope is an important element to his origin story. Apparently, Steve jumped to save a cat from falling out of a tree and broke his arm, while doing so, explaining how he got into Pete and Carol's ambulance in the first place.
- Convenient Coma: Coma Steve is in a coma and is completely unable to move or talk. However, he can see, hear, and understand everything around him. For plot convenience, Coma Steve will remain in this persistent vegetative state for the entirety of the series, since if he were to ever wake up, he could tell everyone about how Pete and Carol abused him.
- Emotion Suppression: Poor Coma Steve must suffer from crushing pain, deep sadness, and uncontrollable anger throughout his entire pitiful existence but because of his coma, he's incapable of expressing it out loud.
- Extreme Doormat: Everybody walks all over Coma Steve and as a comatose man, he's incapable of fighting back.
- Happily Married: Coma Steve was about to be this to Maria back when he was aboveground.
- Inner Monologue: We hear him talking in his head in a few episodes.
- Origin Story: Before being put into a coma, Steve was just a regular guy who had a picture-perfect life. He was about to get married to the love of his life, Maria, who was pregnant with twins, and they had just recently won the lottery. One lovely and idyllic day, Steve saw a little girl who's pet cat was stuck in a tree. The cat fell out and Steve jumped to the rescue and saved it. However, by doing so, he landed on his arm and dislocated it. Steve was put in an ambulance and sent to the hospital. He did not let this ruin his good mood, however, and told Maria that with a quick trip to the hospital, they'd pop his arm back into place and he'd be right back on track. Unfortunately, on the drive to the hospital, paramedics Pete and Carol were rocking out to some music and not paying attention to the road, causing them to drive right off a cliff and crash land in Crash Canyon. Upon landing there, Coma Steve, who was only in the ambulance for a broken arm, was now in a brain-induced coma.
- Suddenly Voiced: In the cold opening of "Heavyweight Vamp", Coma Steve spoke via internal monogolue, which was rather surprising from the audience's perspective, as he had never done this before.Coma Steve: Oh, come on! What kind of a mountain goat can't even climb a mountain!?
- He also spoke when we saw what his life was like before he was put into a coma in the first place.
- Tap on the Head: Coma Steve has a bunch of bandages on his head and a blood stain on it, suggesting his coma was caused by traumatic brain damage.
- In the stinger of "Risky Monkey Business", we discover that this coma was caused by the ambulance's initial crash landing in Crash Canyon. (Intially, he was just in the ambulance for a dislocated arm).
- The Voiceless: As a man in a coma, Coma Steve never talks, with the exception of a few internal monologue quotes from him, which are pretty rare.
The Charbonneau Family
Angel Charbonneau
- Voiced by Teresa Pavlinek
- Blackmail: In "Over-Flubbed", Angel Blackmailed everyone in the canyon into doing her bidding by forging pictures of them doing something incriminating.
- Fiery Redhead: A red-headed woman with lots of sass.
- Glamorous Single Mother: "Glamorous" being subjective. But she seems to think so, seeing as how proud she is of all her plastic surgery.
- Ironic Name: Her name is "Angel" but she's far from good-hearted.
- Plastic Bitch: Angel is a nasty bitch, who got a bunch of plastic surgery to mutilate her face and body into a human barbie doll.
- Sixth Ranger: She and her family were newly and permanently introduced to the cast in the Season 2 premiere, "Vernon Loves Carol and Cake" when they crashed their bus in the canyon.
- Stage Mom: Angel epitomizes the "pageant mom" stereotype, treating her bratty daughter like a queen, acting like a bitch, letting her do whatever she wants, and living out her childhood through her.
Brandi Charbonneau
- Voiced by Tara Strong
- Bratty Half-Pint: Brandi is an annoying, loud-mouthed little bitch, who
- The Bully: In "Wrath of Vaughn", Brandi bullied Jake and Vaughn at school.
- Daddy's Girl: Subverted. She has a single mother, who, due to her pageant mom status, treats her the same way as a "Daddy" would in this situation, spoiling her rotten and letting her do whatever she wants.
- Karma Houdini: Never gets in trouble for her heinous behavior because her mother treats her like a perfect angel.
- Love Interest: To Jake in "A Bun in the Canyon", for some reason.
- Narcissist: Spends all her time, talking about herself.
- Neat Freak: Brandi is very concerned about her appearance and will freak out of she touches dirt, mud, or, God forbid, ugly people.
- Sixth Ranger: She and her family were newly and permanently introduced to the cast in the Season 2 premiere, "Vernon Loves Carol and Cake" when they crashed their bus in the canyon.
- Spoiled Brat: Brandi is spoiled rotten by Angel, who treats her like royalty. Despite her privileged upbringing, all she can do is complain and whine about everything she doesn't have and act like a jerk to everyone around her.
Stéphanne
- Voiced by Peter Keleghan
- Camp Gay: Stéphanne is a stereotypical homosexual, whose only joke is that he's a gay guy.
- The Dandy: Stéphanne is a male fashionista, who's always dressed to the nines.
- French Jerk: Seems to be of French descent and, though not quite to the same extent as the Charbonneau girls, acts like a bit of a snob.
- Sixth Ranger: He and The Charbonneau Family were newly and permanently introduced to the cast in the Season 2 premiere, "Vernon Loves Carol and Cake" when they crashed their bus in the canyon.
- Token Minority: Homosexual.
Others
Sarah Forbes
- Voiced by Shoshana Sperling
- Apathetic Teacher: Subverted. She's actually the complete opposite. A grade school teacher, who's extremely joyful and cheery and cares way too much about her job.
- Break the Cutie: In "Out-of-Pantsers", Sheila did this to her, when she told her she'd die alone.
- Genki Girl: Sarah is always happy all the time.
- The Pollyanna: Sarah still maintains a perfectly happy demeanor no matter how bad things may get sometimes.
- Vague Age: Her age range was never really established. She looks to be a teenager but she's also the mayor of the canyon and the teacher of a class of teenage students. Vernon has hit on her once before, suggesting she's (hopefully) an adult but Jake also hit on her in "Jake's First Kiss", which could mean she's a teenager. This could also be a precocious crush or Jake not having many options for girls his age.
Frida Dominguez
- Voiced by Shoshana Sperling
- All Women Are Lustful: Frida is a sexually promiscuous woman, who likes to seduce men with her naked body.
- Big Beautiful Woman: Frida is a plus-sized woman.
- Foreign Queasine: Frida's Mexican food is usually the diseased corpses of dead animals she hunted.Frida: The rats were easy to kill because they were already sick.
- Lethal Chef: Lots of Frida's food are totally disgusting pieces of crap.
- Ms. Fanservice: Frida is a very voluptuous vixen, who's been seen naked a number of times in the show.
- Pædo Hunt: Flashed her tits to Sly and Butch in "Hex Marks the Spot".Frida: I think you boys are a little young but who am I to judge?
- Recovered Addict: She used to be addicted to cigarettes but has since recovered, though she has made some attempts at relapsing.
- Spicy Latina: Frida is a sassy Hispanic woman, who is very proud of her Mexican culture.
- Token Minority: Mexican.
Earl
- Voiced by Dwayne Hill
- All Bikers are Hells Angels: Though the name of Earl's biker gang was never specified, it's likely either the Hell's Angels or a stand-in for the Hell's Angels.
- Backstory Horror: Earl has a few hellish stories of his days back aboveground, where he and his gang have killed people.
- Badass Biker: Earl is a scary, threatening, and historically violent biker.
- Badass Boast: Earl makes lots of boasts about horrible things he's done in the past.
- Beard of Evil:
- Hidden Depths:
- Likable Villain: Despite being a literal murderer, Earl is very friendly with the other members of the canyon.
- No-Holds-Barred Beatdown:
- Origin Story: Earl was riding with his biker gang, when one of his friends rammed into him as a joke, knocking him off the cliff into Crash Canyon.
- Professional Killer:
- A Real Man Is a Killer: The toughest and most badass citizen of the canyon on account of his criminal record.
Hiko
A stereotypical Japanese sous chef, who crashed here in his Japanese sushi food truck.
- All Asians Know Martial Arts: Jake assumed Hiko knew martial arts in "Wrath of Vaughn" just because he was Asian and Hiko called him out for being racist. But yeah, he did know martial arts and taught him karate, Karate Kid style.
- Angry Chef: Hiko is a sous chef who can be very grouchy.
- Asian Drivers: Hiko admits that the reason he ended up in Crash Canyon in the first place was because he was a bad driver.Hiko: Not all stereotypes are false. For example; I wouldn't be here if I was a better driver.
- Asian Speekee Engrish: Pronounces his "L"s as "R"s.
- Asian Store-Owner: Hiko owns the food truck and sells sushi and other Japanese food there.
- Butt-Monkey: Poor Hiko tends to be the butt of a lot of jokes, especially racist jokes.
- Deadpan Snarker: Hiko makes deadpan comments a lot.
- Interchangeable Asian Cultures: In "Trash Canyon", everybody kept referring to Hiko as a bunch of different Asian cultures (Chinese, Korean, Thai) and he had to keep insisting that he was actually Japanese.Vernon: Why should I help you? Your people helped me out of that all-you-can-eat buffet.Hiko: Those are the Chinese! I am Japanese! A totally different nese!Vernon: Okay, then this is for the Korean war.
- Japanese Politeness: In "Wrath of Vaugh", Hiko teaches Jake about bowing, as is a Japanese politeness custom.Hiko: Oh, don't they teach you kids anything!? When you thank somebody, you bow to them! Where are your manners!?Jake: Oh, sorry. [bows] Thank you, Hiko.Hiko: Ugh! It's just not the same if I have to ask you!
- Japanese Ranguage: Pronounces his "L"s as "R"s.
- Mentor Archetype: Was this to Jake in "Wrath of Vaughn", when he worked as a Mr. Miyagi type sensei, who taught his about Karate.
- National Stereotypes: Hiko gets offended if you mention any Japanese stereotypes around him, even though he conforms to all of them.
- Playing Both Sides: In "Wrath of Vaughn", Hiko taught Jake karate so he could beat up Brandi. However, he was also secretly teaching Brandi karate so she could beat up Jake.
- Token Minority: Japanese.
- Yellow Peril: Hiko has yellow skin on account of his Asian race.
One-Time Characters
Cannonball Harris
A guy who tried to escape the canyon by firing himself out of a canyon but just splattered himself on the wall like a tomato and died.
- Bloody Hilarious: The only remnant of Cannonball Harris is a blood splatter on the canyon wall.
- Epic Fail: Cannonball Harris' escape attempt ended with him getting brutally blood-splattered on the walls and not too high from the ground either. In fact, Harris hit the wall so low, that the other canyonites were able to climb up to his exact place of impact and build a shrine to him.
- Human Cannonball: They don't call him "Cannonball Harris" for nothing.
- Noodle Incident: We never saw Cannonball Harris' escape attempt as it took place before The Wendell Family came in and they never did an origin story of Harris, as he literally never appeared again after the first episode but we can pretty much tell exactly what happened.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: The only time he was ever referenced to, he was called "Cannonball Harris". It even says this on his shrine.
- Shrine to the Fallen: On the cliff ledge right below Cannonball Harris' bloodstain, there's a shrine built to him; some flowers, some garlands, a plank of wood that has carved into it, "R.I.P. Cannonball Harris - Husband, Father, Projectile." Oddly enough, the letters on his shrine are printed in comic sans.
Robin Banks (born "Itzok Wasserstein")
A frontiersman who was trapped in the canyon back in the 1800s and has since left behind a diary, detailing his escape.
- Almost Dead Guy: As Robin Banks laid dying, with his arm being eaten by wolves, his legs being devoured by snakes, and with ants building a home in his crotch, he spent his last seconds of life writing in his diary the way to get out of the canyon, only to die before he could finish.
- Ambiguously Jewish: His name was "Itzok Wasserstein" when he was born but he changed it to assimilate into bandit culture.
- Animals Hate Him: Robin was murdered by a bunch of canyon animals; wolves who ate his arms, snaked who ate his legs, and ants who built a home in his crotch.
- As Long as It Sounds Foreign: "Itzok" isn't even a real name but it sounds Jewish, so we'll just go with it.
- Bank Robbery: Robin Banks loved robbin' banks.
- Curse: Robin apparently got one of these from disrupting an Indian burial ground, which is what led to his ultimate demise.
- Fugitive Arc: After stealing a wagon of elixir from a snake oil salesman, Robin was on the run from the cops and had to hide out in Crash Canyon until the whole thing blew over.
- Indian Burial Ground: Robin desecrated one of these by mistake during his time in Crash Canyon.
- Non-Human Sidekick: Robin's sidekicks, Horatio and Silas were a monkey and a donkey, respectively.
- The Pioneer: Robin lived back in the 1800s.
- Power Trio: Robin didn't work alone. He has two accomplices; Horatio and Silas.
- Punny Name: Justified. His born-name was "Itzok Wasserstein" but in order to assimilate into bank robbing culture, he changed his name to "Robin Banks".
- Snake Oil Salesman: Robin robbed one of these named "Professor Dooley" and got all of his therapeutic elixir, which had enough negative side-effects on people back in the day but having been sitting around in the canyon for 200 years, only made it age to become even more stale and poisonous.
- Vocal Dissonance: Robin Banks resembles Jake but has a deep, manly voice.
- The Wild West: Robin was a bandit from this time period.
Bobby Joe
A miserable guy who fell into the canyon via failed suicide attempt after he caught his girlfriend cheating on him.
- Black Comedy: The entire point of his character is to make fun of the fact that he's a depressed, suicidal man, who wants to kill himself.Vernon: [laughs] Suicide! What are you? My prom date?
- Broken Bird: His entire life is a series of hilariously depressing events. His life started in the shitter, when his mom crapped him out in the toilet, not knowing she was pregnant. Not wanting to take care of a baby, she left him on the doorstop of a different house and ran off. As a kid, he was passed around from foster home to foster hime until he finally became an adult. With no other way of making money, he had to work as a robber until one day, when he met Kathy, the girl of his dreams, who for a brief moment, made his life better, until one day, when she cheated on him with a dead guy. Out of depression, Bobby Joe attempted suicide by giving himself a monkey-transmitted terminal disease called "The Rhanitzi Virus", which crippled him from the waist down and was set to kill him in 127 Hours. Disappointed that it would take such a long time to kill him, Bobby Joe sped up the process by rolling his wheelchair off the cliff into Crash Canyon instead but instead of dying, he landed in a rosebush and lived and the rest is history.
- Bungled Suicide: Bobby Joe tried to kill himself by jumping off a cliff but landed in a rosebush.
- Butt-Monkey: Bobby Joe is truly a very pathetic soul. Ignoring the entirety of his agonizing past, Bobby was treated like complete crap by everyone in the canyon, post-death-fake-out. People were just not happy to see this guy survive and turned up their noses at him, just waiting for the day he finally died for real.
- Circus Brat: One of the many foster families he went to was a traveling circus.
- Convenient Terminal Illness: After contracting the terminal Rhanitzi Virus, Bobby Joe that was set to kill him in 127 hours, Bobby Joe decided to roll off the clidd
- Cult: One of his foster families was an extremely religious family called "The Mormonsons".
- Disease by Any Other Name:
- Disney Death: Parodied. Bobby Joe was set to die of a terminal illness in 127 Hours and the canyon went all out with making his last days on Earth the best of his life and even put together an extremely elaborate funeral for him. However, he somehow made a complete and total recovery with really no explanation at all. The Crash Canyonites were very disappointed that he didn't die, as they wasted all that time on a sendoff that was in vain.
- Driven to Suicide: After Bobby Joe saw his girlfriend cheating on him, his heart was broken and he was this.
- Doorstop Baby: His mom set him on the doorstep of a random house as soon as he was born so that she wouldn't have to deal with him.
- Driven to Villainy: After the hilariously abusive childhood he went through, filled with parental abandonment, corrupt foster car, domestic abuse, and even religious cults, Bobby Joe's mind broke and he grew up to be an armed robber. His life of crime was quickly cut short, when he met Kathy, who made his life better ... for a short time.
- Fictional Disability: Bobby Joe was paralyzed from the waist down due to a deadly disease called "The Ranitzi Virus", transmitted to him from a monkey.
- Foster Kid: Bobby Joe's real parents didn't want to put up with him so for his entire childhood, he was tossed around the foster care system.
-
In Memoriam: At the end of his episode, one of these showed up. "In Loving Memory of Bobby Joe. Gone Far Too Late." - Justified Criminal:
- Killed Off for Real: After his miserable life was painstakingly dragged into overtime, Bobby Joe was finally raped to death by the bear, giving everyone their long-overdue happily ever after.
- Last Day to Live: Bobby Joe had just over 5 days left to live and the Crash Canyonites were willing to make them the best days of his entire miserable life.
- The Thing That Would Not Leave:
- Throwing Off the Disability: As soon as Bobby Joe recovered from his crippling disease, he also regained the ability to walk again.
- Token Minority: Bobby Joe is in a wheelchair, though this was caused by his disease.
Outsiders
Shane Andrews
A douchey guy who went to high school with Norm and won class president against him.
Filmywood Crew
Two guys driving a film truck, who make Filmywood movies.
Zack
A hot muscular shirtless guy who Roxy is in love with.
Leah
A handicapped girl in a wheelchair who defeated Sheila in a game of musical chairs.
Admiral Bananas
An astronaut monkey.
Farty and Burpy
Two guys who work on a stupid radio talk show, where all they do is fart and burp into the mic.
Fran Drescher
Famous American actress, herself, Fran Drescher. She appeared in Vernon's imagination sequence.
Eileen
A girl who beat Norm up in high school.
Maria
Coma Steve's beautiful and loving fiance, who was pregnant with twins.
Kathy
Bobby Joe's girlfriend, who cheated on him with a dead guy.
