Characters that are a part of the Artifact Database universe.
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Warehouse Prime
The Agents of the show's canon. Any and all tropes that apply to these agents that have already been established in canon need to be placed on the main Warehouse 13 Character page. Peter "Pete" Lattimer
- Butt-Monkey: Possibly even more so than in canon, Pete seems to be the default victim of most of the Warehouse's whammying incidents.
H.A.R.P.
A specialized Artifact collection team, led by M.C. Escher, and formerly led by Leena. Tyler Lepido
- Gay Cowboy: Towering Tyler Saga he was undercover to go after Magic Mike's Vest, and his role was of the cowboy
- A Threesome Is Hot: Bri x Tyler x Juan, but only due to Scott
- Bookends: In 'Beast Within' Tyler has the State vs Bonner Cap Gun pointed at Felix, but doesn't shoot, and he gets away; Fast forward to 'Agent Paradise' where Tyler finally shoots him with it, a shot "That took five years to take"
- Public Bathhouse Scene: Agent Paradise where he jumps out of the hot tub to perform CPR on Sandy
- Pop-Cultured Badass: If there's an artifact relating to some aspect of pop culture, you better bet Tyler has his head in the game
Bri Repindata
- Casual Kink: Tyler didn't exactly make her stop using Berkley's whip...
- Action Girlfriend: Tends to come out when Tyler or her way of life is threatened. Especially when she activates Berkley's whip, or on her wedding day.
- The Smart Guy: when it comes to history in general, Bri is the one in charge. Typically she's the one who has to explain whatever Origin Tyler comes up with.
Warehouse Guardians
A group of beings either created by or drawn to the Warehouse to watch over and protect a specific area. Old Bone
Old Bone is the protector of Origin Circle, where artifacts that bear a connection to the various belief systems humans have followed.
- Our Zombies Are Different: Was a Mayan Warrior thrall inspired by the Tomb Raider Underworld's Xibalba level.
- Revenant Zombie: was revived to protect Thor's Belt.
Azletar
Azletar is the physical embodiment of the Warehouse's soul. As a result, he protects the Warehouse as well as the Convention Aisle.
- Physical God: Azzy is sometimes called "the Warehouse Legendary Pokemon"
Ascendere
The Ascendere are a special council that watches over people who were affected by a wandering artifact. The Group as a whole
- Crossover: With Homestuck, as a community of God Tiers
- Resurrective Immortality: While they CAN die, they'll just get back up more annoyed than injured.
- Looming Silhouette of Rage: Mixed with Glowing Eyes of Doom, all G Ts can do this. The 14 Ascendere members in particular have it down to an art form. And if they're doing it, either comply or RUN.
- Physical God: It's called "God Tier" for a reason.
Aden Taylor
Aden Hyperion Taylor, formerly Chris Eyvindr, is the Warehouse's Rogue of Space. The presiding Agent over fandom artifacts, he is the go-to in such cases.
- Amicable Exes: With Mary Melinoe. Mary and Aden spent some time together early in their history at the Warehouse, before Aden discovered which way he actually swung. They then parted ways.
- Space Master: Aden's abilities are defined as "he who divides space" Aden interprets this as the power to teleport, use effective telekinesis, and have general power over the physical universe.
- Dual Wielding: Aden's preferred weapons are a rapier and parrying dagger, occasionally switched with his Tesla.
- Chubby Chaser: Aden has a chub kink, and is deeply in love with Soul Blake.
Juan Miguel
Juan Horado Miguel is the Warehouse's Mage of Time.
- Dashing Hispanic: Of a sort. Mexican born, he's shown to be popular with several people and is certainly not unattractive.
- Time Master: Juan's powers are the ability to use temporal knowledge. This is interpreted as the ability to cast various time spells (fast forward, loop, rewind, pause, resume, etc.)).
- Superpowered Evil Side: Juan's Grimdark state, combined with a few abilities of the standard Lovecraftian horror. Pray to every god you know of if this state is active.
Mary Melinoe
Mary is Aden's former girlfriend, and is the Warehouse's Witch of Void.
- Battle Couple: Formerly in one prior to a peaceful breakup with Aden, and both can easily hold their own in a fight.
- Power of the Void: Her Title grants her the ability to actively manipulate Void.
- Mama Bear: She is very protective of children, to the point where she once happily locked someone in a room with an Eldritch Abomination for forcing Garret to do his will.
- Mook Horror Show: Can easily inflict one. Try to shoot her? She'll dissolve the bullets. Fireballs? Remove the heat. And she can toss people into the aforementioned pocket dimension once she catches you. Even the other God Tiers are slightly scared of her, because Mary can permanently strip them of their powers.
Other Members
- Blind Weaponmaster: Chand, the Heir of Light, uses a bow and arrow, but is totally blind. He uses his powers to turn his eyes into light to "see".
- Good Smoking, Evil Smoking: The Prince of Breath smokes an e-cigarette designed to look like an old-fashioned pipe. He used to smoke an actual pipe, but is trying to quit the habit.
Other Agents
the other agents of the Warehouse. Felix Draco
Felix is the Warehouse's thief. Half feline due to an unstable artifact incident.
- Absent-Minded Professor: He came to the Warehouse to study artifacts, but isn't always there in the head.
- Blessed with Suck: His condition has granted him increased athleticism and agility, night-vision and generally improved senses. On the other hand, he's usually too out of his mind to properly use them because if he sobers up completely, he dies. Crosses over with Power Degeneration, as he'll die quicker if he uses his powers often.
- Cats Are Mean: Not openly hostile to anyone, but certainly one of the more antisocial staff members and not above causing trouble for his own amusement.
- Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places: Has been in failed romances with Juan, Tyler, Sandy, and Matt, while his current relationship with Garrett is still going strong (as of typing this).
- It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time: Happens often. This is a man who weaponized a stroller belonging to Satan and can't remember why.
- Immune to Mind Control: Not a specific power in itself, but being on a constant high makes his mind very hard to influence. He can't be controlled or have his perception affected, a useful skill in the Warehouse. Just as prone, if not more so, to memory modifications, however.
- Land Downunder: New Zealand born. Don't make the mistake of calling him Australian, passionate lectures about the superior country will follow.
- Nature Lover: Would never willingly harm another animal, but would gladly rip some new holes into people who would.
- Phantom Thief: Made a living this way while homeless in America. Needless to say, his cashe of artifacts helped.
- Gentleman Thief: With the use of Charles Bowes Flour-Sack Mask he can become this. Owned by the original Gentleman Thief himself, it allows you to talk people into anything as long as you remain polite to them.
- The Stoner: due to an incident, Felix actually NEEDS to partake or his body will literally fall apart.
- High on Catnip: Due to his physiology, this is one of the many substances he's known to abuse.
- Who Names Their Kid "Dude"??: They don't. His real name, Alexander Grey, is only known to a few people. He took his alias because it sounded cool.
- You Are What You Hate: As a rule, he doesn't encourage anyone to emulate his lifestyle. He actively despises the drugs he needs to take to survive and refuses to let anyone else use them unless he knows for certain they won't suffer any lasting damage. Only Juan and Aden, being physiologically immortal, are able to keep up.
Nick Renson
Alexander the Great, the Founder of the Warehouse and Caretaker of Warehouse 1
- Who Wants to Live Forever??: Due to the specific events regarding the destruction of Warehouse 1, Nick is immortal and has become somewhat jaded with the comparatively short lives of others.
Garret Scott
The youngest of the Agents.
- Back from the Dead: Having killed himself to save his friends from...himself, he is revived by Felix through a series of artifacts.
- Came Back Wrong: Sort of. His human body was unavailable, so now he's a fox. Not too much of a hindrance in the Warehouse, though. An artifact allows him to retain human form.
- Enemy Without: His "Id", Scott, forced himself out of his body and proceeded to rampage across three continents.
- Covert Pervert: As revealed through encounters with Sigmund Freud's Carpet and exposed thanks to Scott, Garrett had a lot more on his mid than he let on.
Sandy Calacer
Megan Wilcoxson
The most recent addition to the Warehouse team.
Brady
The Warehouse's retired security guard.
- Put on a Bus: Because the person who created him had too many things to do to have time time to RP, Agent Brady was retired.
Allies
Those allied to the Warehouse or the Agents. Soul Blake
Boyfriend of Aden Taylor. A rather fat albino man who works in Univille and lives nearby, Aden rooms with him. He serves as Aden's One person who grounds him to the world outside the Warehouse.
- Big Fun: Is round, soft, and Aden loves it. Soul also tends to brighten up a room by entering it.
- Fat and Proud: Is rather proud of his weight.
- Voluntary Shapeshifting: Soul was given this power so he would have a way to protect himself by turning into a polar bear.
Enemies
Gloria von Dichi
An antiques collector with an interest in fairy-tales. In reality the alias of Marie Guichon, wife of Charles Perrault, who is very keen on getting her red hood back.
Scott
The alter ego of Garret.
- Freudian Trio: The McCoy (Id) of Garret's psyche. When he was removed by Sigmund Freud's Cigar lighter mixed with Francesco Borgia's dagger, Garret was left with the other two.
- Me's a Crowd: via Sir Isaac Newton's Prism (the one he used in an experiment on color theory), Scott was able to clone himself up to seven times
The New Assailant
An unknown individual who seems to be collecting artifacts specifically to torture the Warehouse crew. Really Oto Barry, a former agent gone rogue.
- Never Found the Body: He pulled this on the Warehouse in order to slip under the radar.
- Fate Worse than Death: After his defeat, Oto was Bronzed, and soon after cast into a pocket dimension with the now-defunct artifact that caused him to turn evil.
