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European Federative Union

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Official Name: European Federative Union, National State of Europe (Sidos), National Regency of Europe (Gaxotte), European Federative Factory (Italian Circle), European Socialist People's Republics (German Revolutionaries), European Federation (Free Elections), European Liberation Front (Juin), Void (Syphilis victory)

Ruling Party: Boum National^note National Party

Ideology: National Capitalism^note Social Conservatism

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• Space-Filling Empire: The European Federative Union occupies huge areas of Western Europe and the Balkan Peninsula.
• Patriotic Fervor: Instead of regional patriotism, the EFU authorities are instilling pan-European ideologies aimed at securing the European regime.
• Foreign Ruling Class: The European Federative Union is ruled by elites from Paris, less by German politicians, which disturbs the balance of states in the Union.
• State Sec: In extreme situations, the police intervene.
• I Can Rule Alone: France leads the Union and is its foundation, which means that the member states are only theoretically sovereign.
• The Remnant: The European Federative Union is governed by former French right-wing elites.
• The Federation: The EFU constitution defines the country as a Federal Republic.
• Fictional Political Party: National parties in the EFU are fictitious because the extreme right from 20th century France did not create solid political formations, unlike the socialists.
• Our Founder: François de La Rocque is considered the ancestor of today's European far-right pan-european politicians.
• Civil War:
  • Politicians from different countries' political factions are constantly competing with each other, leading the EFU to a crossroads that will be difficult to mend.
  • If EFU politicians provoke the monster from the black hole in the sky to appear, a war will break out between General Syphilis' collaborators and the French defense army.
• Good Old Ways: The outdated political scene in Brussels is struggling to find its place in modern times and resolve itself more and more new problems.
• Going Native: The ridicule of the Parisian elites may result in a takeover of power in the EFU by groups from outside France.
• Landslide Election: To ensure its legitimacy and prevent the emergence of democratic-liberal governments in exile, the National Party secured victories over the majority of the Union electorate.

Initial leaders

Jean-Louis Tixier-Vignancour

Role: President^note Head of State

Party: Boum National^note National Party

Ideology: National Capitalism^note Social Conservatism

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• Internal Reformist: President Tixier-Vignancour is aware of the fall of right-wing dictatorships in Europe and is trying to maintain the appearance of a democratic state.
• MegaCorp: The Taco Depot restaurant that dominates the French service sector is sponsored by Tixier-Vignancour, who is its president.
• 0% Approval Rating: Tixier-Vignancour does not enjoy the same reputation in French society as at the beginning of the presidency.
• Overly Long Name: His full name is Jean-Louis Gilbert Tixier-Vignancour, which contains 32 letters.
• Back from the Brink: After Tixier-Vignancour's disappearance, he decides to cooperate with the US and becomes the mayor of New Orleans.
• Former Regime Personnel: Tixier-Vignancour was Minister of Broadcasting and Television, and then rose to the position of Prime Minister, later winning the presidential elections, which were in fact indirect, because the decision about his presidency was made at a meeting of ministers.
• Succession Crisis: After Tixier-Vignancour disappears, there is no clear successor.
• Egopolis: The Polish city of Radom changes its name to "Tixier-Vignancour" after him.
• Good Old Ways: Tixier-Vignancour's outdated political decisions result in his declining popularity among European society, resulting in his potential decision to run away from his responsibilities.
• Horrorcore: Tixier-Vignancour's favorite music. During his term of office, government organizations closely support new rappers and give them a chance to develop in exchange for demonizing hostile political systems that harm the European Federative Union.

Jacques Isorni

Role: President of the European Commission^note Head of Government

Party: Boum National^note National Party

Ideology: National Capitalism^note Social Conservatism

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• You Are in Command Now: Isorni, like Tixier-Vignancour, was elected to his position by the council of ministers.
• Screw This, I'm Outta Here: After the disappearance of President Tixiera-Vignancour, Isorni resigns and devotes himself to a career in law and journalism.
• Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: Despite having similar views and cooperating in the acquittal of far-right generals and politicians as lawyers, Isorni and Tixier-Vignancour have been called rivals.
• Good Old Ways: Isorni has right-wing views and is close to the program of the monarchist Action Européenne.
• Villainous Friendship: Isorni and Tixier-Vignancour know each other privately, which makes them more effective in their country.

Antoine Pinay

Role: Minister for Europe and Foreign Affairs^note Foreign Minister, President^note Head of State (Tixier-Vignancour succession)

Party: Boum National^note National Party

Ideology: National Capitalism^note Social Conservatism

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• Internal Reformist: The Pinay Doctrine is geared towards promoting peace, even though security experts hold hard-line militaristic views.

Pierre Pucheu

Role: Minister of Economics and Finance^note Economy Minister

Party: Boum National^note National Party

Ideology: Managerial State^note Paternal Autocracy

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• Opportunistic Bastard: His capitalist reforms allow employers to fail to enforce workers' rights and exploit their workers like slaves.

Maxime Weygand

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Role: Minister of the Armed Forces^note Security Minister

Party: Boum National^note National Party

Ideology: Stratocracy^note Authoritarian Democracy

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• War Hero: The French see him as a military hero, and far-right citizens see him as Pétain's mental successor.

Tixier-Vignancour succession

Pierre Poujade

Role: President of the European Council, President^note Head of State (Tixier-Vignancour succession)

Party: Union et Fraternité Européenne^note European Union and Fraternity

Ideology: Poujadism^note Authoritarian Democracy

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• A Hero to His Hometown: Poujade enjoys recognition and reputation among small European entrepreneurs, whose financial situation improved during Poujade's term as president.
• Betrayal Insurance: Poujade speaks candidly about being dissatisfied with Tixier-Vignancour's rule after his disappearance.
• Persecuted Intellectuals: Poujade boasts publicly, among other things, that he has never read a single book.
• School Is for Losers: As an anti-intellectual, Poujade abolishes the compulsory 12 years of primary and secondary education.
• Ban on Politics: If Poujade takes power, he maintains the opinion that "the European Parliament is the biggest brothel in Brussels" and liquidates it, establishing in its place a senate for talks between the council of poujadist ministers.

Lech Roch Pawlaque

Role: Mayor of Paris, President^note Head of State (Tixier-Vignancour succession)

Party: Boum National^note National Party

Ideology: Paternalism^note Authoritarian Democracy

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• Richard Nixon, the Used Car Salesman: Pawlaque, looking for himself, tried to get a job in the police, then he wanted to become a rapper, and finally he settled in Paris and took up political activities.
• Multiple-Choice Past: No one is sure about Pawlaque's past, there are speculations that he was born in Opole, Silesia, although he denies it, claiming that he comes from Brittany.

Jean-Marie Le Pen

Role: President of the European Parliament, President^note Head of State (Tixier-Vignancour succession)

Party: Boum National^note National Party, Front National^note National Front

Ideology: National Conservative^note Authoritarian Democracy

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• Ambition Is Evil: Sworn in as president of the European Union, Le Pen is restoring reactionary policies.
• Fancy Dinner: Jean-Marie Le Pen is invited to the Élysée Palace for dinners with Tixier-Vignancour and Poujade, where he eats, among others, meat, sauce, noodles, roulades, crumpets, coffee in a glass with a basket and classic cookies.

Jean Bichelonne

Role: President^note Head of State (Tixier-Vignancour succession)

Party: Boum National^note National Party

Ideology: Managerial State^note Paternal Autocracy, Liberal Technocracy^note Market Liberalism (Adoption of legal acts facilitating the enterprise)

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• An Arm and a Leg: Due to an accident, Bichelonne has a badly knitted leg and uses a cane to walk.
• Corporate Conspiracy: Bichelonne did not foresee that facilitating free trade allows, among other things, selling weapons to other countries without the state's knowledge for gigantic sums of money.
• MegaCorp: Bichelonne wants to make it easier for businessmen to run their businesses because it believes that the previous government continued to hinder the free flow of goods.
• Crazy Enough to Work: The holes in the system created by Bichelonne are exploited by his political opponents who want to coup him.
• The Assimilator: Bichelonne is trying to take steps towards narrower European integration to facilitate trade between EFU countries.

Pierre Sidos

Role: President of the French State in the European Parliament, President^note Head of State (Tixier-Vignancour succession)

Party: Parti Populaire Européen^note European Popular Party

Ideology: White Supremacy^note National Populism

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• The Purge: Sidos censors and hinders the activities of opposition parties.
• Evil Reactionary: Sidos is the most extreme right politician who can come to power in the European Union.
• Master Race: Sidos persecutes the Arab population of Algiers and Hispanoáfrica in the name of white supremacy, giving the Soviets an excuse for border wars.
• Church Militant: Secretly sponsored by the Sidos government, the "Soldats du Christ^note Soldiers of Christ" commit anti-Semitic and xenophobic acts.
• Red Scare: Sidos begins the fight against what he calls "cultural Marxism", rejecting all progressive reforms
• Prevent the War: Sidos does not intend to confront Scandinavia and Poland by force, which is why he favors them both.
• Crushing the Populace: Sidos intends to subjugate and deprive the non-European population of French Algeria of their rights.

Pierre Gaxotte

Role: European historian and journalist, President^note Head of State (Tixier-Vignancour succession)

Party: Action Européenne^note European Action

Ideology: Paternal Autocracy

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• Rightful King Returns: Having a larger dimension than just the territory of France, Gaxotte becomes a monarchist who promotes the ideas of the Orleans Restoration as part of the recreation of the Frankish Empire.

Raoul Salan

Role: European Marshal, President^note Head of State (Tixier-Vignancour succession)

Party: Organisation Armée Secrète^note Secret Armed Organisation

Ideology: Imperialism^note National Populism

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• Conscription: Salan promotes militarism and recruits anyone into the army.
• Military Coup: The initial coup in Algiers turns into nationwide riots and clashes between OAS terrorists and the militia.
• Crushing the Populace: The main actions of Salan are the complete subordination of Spanish East Africa and French Algeria to Europeans.
• Western Terrorists: The OAS operates continuously and incurs more and more victims.

Italian Circle

Pardozzo Pardozziok

Role: President of the Italian State in the European Parliament, President^note Head of State (Victory of Italian Circle)

Party: La Sicurezza Sociale per l’Europa^note Social Security for Europe

Ideology: Corporatocracy^note Paternal Autocracy

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• Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Pardozziok is the object of Italianic women desires in Italy.
• Internal Reformist: Pardozziok reforms the South-east Asian system by creating reforms modeled on the Corporatocracy.
• The Alliance: The new European leader promotes cooperation between the nations living in the Union, encouraging, among others, English British women and Italianic Italian women to marry.
• MegaCorp: Instead of Taco Depot, Pardozziok opens Pizza Factory.
• Cult: Pardozziok clearly replaces the importance of Jesus and the Holy Spirit with Mary, mother of Jesus, and may also pressure the Holy See to adopt his vision of the Christian religion.
• The Federation: In every country, Pardozziok spreads his Pizza Factory corporation.
• Patriotic Fervor: Instead of pizza names inspired by states in the United States, Pardozziok renames them to provinces of a united Europe.
• Nightmarish Factory: Every adult citizen of the European Federative Factory is to appear at the commission at the nearest Pizza Factory branch and receive a course in making factory-prepared pizza dough in the event of a shortage of other food products during a disaster.
• Trading Bars for Stripes: Pardozziok releases most people from prison to secure their support in the upcoming European Parliament elections. The only people who get still imprisoned are murderers and pedophiles.
• Glam Rap: This is the name of the newspaper that produces information favorable to Pardozziok's government in a shortened, easily digestible version.
• Money to Throw Away: Pardozziok rustles the money, which he gives to young talented hip-hop artists so that they can develop their talent.

German Revolutionaries

Arnold Ernst Toht

Role: President of the German Federation in the European Parliament, Chairman^note Head of State (Victory of German Revolutionaries)

Party: Sozialdemokratische Partei des Deutschen Bundes^note Social Democratic Party of the German Federation

Ideology: Spartakism^note Radical Socialism

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• Chummy Commies: The revolution of the German communists is more about liberation and democratization than about enslaving people.
• Romanticism Versus Enlightenment:
  • Toht refers to the ideas of national liberation typical of the Romantic era and calls on Germans to fight against tyranny.
  • The common reference to the German literature of the Romantic period is intended to raise the morale of Germans and fight for their rights and privileges as well as unification beyond divisions, just as German poets encouraged it in the 19th century during the unification period.
• National Anthem: After gaining power, Toht establishes "Die Arbeiter von Wien" as the Union's anthem and translates it into other languages ​​of the nations living in Europe.

Herman Dietrich

Role: Chief of Bundeswehr^note Security Minister

Party: Sozialdemokratische Partei des Deutschen Bundes^note Social Democratic Party of the German Federation

Ideology: Spartakism^note Radical Socialism

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• New Meat: New young men are encouraged to join to the Bundeswehr.
• Elite Army: The Bundeswehr does not skimp on modern supplies for its soldiers, and the EFU's factories in Germany are mostly focused on arms production.

Ernst Vogel

Role: Marshal of the Nationale Volksarmee, Häuptling^note Head of State (National Marxist Coup)

Party: Sozialdemokratische Partei des Deutschen Bundes^note Social Democratic Party of the German Federation, Nationalmarxistische Partei der Deutschen Einheit^note National Marxist German Unity Party (Coup)

Ideology: Spartakism^note Radical Socialism, National Marxism^note Totalism (Coup)

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• Commie Nazis: Vogel believes in class equality as much as he believes in the uniqueness of his nation.
• Cult of Personality: Marx's achievements, which were extraordinary for Vogel and spread throughout the world, allow him to be given due respect by, among other things, changing the name of the city of Trier to Marx-Stadt.

Free elections for the president of the UF

Konrad Adenauer

Role: Leader of the Conservatives in the European Parliament, President^note Head of State (Victory in Elections)

Party: Christlich-Demokratische Union Europas^note Christian Democratic Union of Europe

Ideology: Christian Conservatism^note Social Conservatism

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• Internal Reformist: Adenauer does not overthrow all elements of Europe's nationalist system, keeping mainly the economic ones.

Vincent Auriol

Role: Leader of the Socialists in the European Parliament, President^note Head of State (Victory in Elections)

Party: Section Européenne de l'Internationale Ouvrière^note European Section of the Workers' International

Ideology: Democratic Socialism^note Social Democracy

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• The Alliance: Due to his socialist views, Auriol will try to establish economic relations with Afro-Eurasia.
• Dark Horse Victory: Few people are convinced of socialist ideologies after being nationally indoctrinated for many years.

Jeremy Thorpe

Role: Leader of the Liberals in the European Parliament, President^note Head of State (Victory in Elections)

Party: Alliance of Liberals and Democrats for Europe Party

Ideology: Liberalism

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• Dark Horse Victory: European Liberals must run their candidate's presidential campaign really well to gain power.

European "Civil War"

Alphonse Juin

Role: French marshal, Chief^note Head of State (Military Junta)

Party: Junte Militaire^note Military Junta

Ideology: Military Junta^note Paternal Autocracy

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• Necessarily Evil: Juin's right-wing interim government is necessary under current circumstances to defeat the invader from the black hole in the sky.
• You Can't Go Home Again: If Syphilis wins, Juin is forced to flee to Norway.
• Occupiers Out of Our Country: Juin's government and himself are very determined to stop the invaders.

Générale Syphilis

Role: Beast from the Abyss^note Head of State

Party: Famille Morte Cérébrale^note Brain Dead Family

Ideology: Ultra-antihumanism^note National Populism

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• Cult of Personality: General Syphilis creates his own church during his attacks.
• Arch-Enemy: General Syphilis hates humans and wants to destroy them.
• Conscription: A huge monster recruits allies into his army.
• A God Am I: The monster makes people call themselves "fatum".
• Human Sacrifice: General Syphilis attacks cities seeking the fall of humanity.
• The Generalissimo: Nothing is known about where General Syphilis came from or where his military rank came from.
• Prepare to Die: These are the main topics of General Syphilis's sick rap.