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  • The Nostalgia Critic did this several times.
    • He sums up Tom and Jerry: The Movie thusly: "It sucks ass. It sucks balls. It sucks ass balls!"
    • This is the origin of Santa Christ. While reviewing The Star Wars Holiday Special, The Critic calls first for Santa to save him, and then Jesus Christ, and then Santa Christ. Enter... "SANTA CHRIST, SANTA CHRIST, WE LOVE SANTA CHRIST...!"
    • When he begins his review of The Wizard by explaining that "Video Games Rock, Video Game Movies Blow, and therefore Movies about Video Games Blow Rocks".
    • From his review of the Little Nemo animated movie:
      Professor: I'm a professor. I'm a genius! You can call me Professor Genius.
      Critic: Well, I find that name obnoxious. And uncreative! I'm going to call you obnoxiously uncreative.
    • From his review of Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie we have "Well what do you need me for? I'm just a critic/comedian. A... critic-ian."
    • From his review of Home Alone 3 we get this one as he talks about John Hughes.
      Critic: He was like THE voice, and then he got lost to this slapstick-inspired shit... Or "slapshit" as I like to call it.
    • When discussing Ralph Bakshi in his review of Cool World:
      Critic: Some say he's mad, some say he'a a genius, I say he's a mad genius.
    • In his video where he compares Teen Titans to Teen Titans Go!, in terms of the backlash the latter show got from fans of the former show, the Critic is hesitant to describe it as either amazing or scary, so he describes it as "amazingly scary".
  • Demo Reel: "We have directors, actresses, directors, writers, directors, cinematographers, directors, caterers, and writer-cinematographer-director-actress-caterers."
  • The Nostalgia Chick:
    • From the review of Anastasia:
      Nostalgia Chick: Russia has one of the most complex, painful and painfully complex political histories in all the world.
    • Part 1 of the "Roland Emmerich Disaster Movie" review:
      Dr. Tease: Oh, that wasn't me, that was a robot-clone.
      Nostalgia Chick: Wait, so was it a robot or was it a clone?
      Dr. Tease: Exactly!
  • Two Best Friends Play: When playing through X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Woolie theorizes that the upcoming boss will be either a tiger, a lion, or "perhaps some mutant tiger-lion".
  • Bad Movie Beatdown: Mathew states that the humor in Craig Moss's Breaking Dawn "parody" Breaking Wind consists of "the three F's: farts, fucking, and more fucking farting!"
  • Atop the Fourth Wall: In his review of Nightcat, Linkara used "You're an embarrassment to singers, superheroes, and singing superheroes!"
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd is prone to this as well.
    AVGN: It sucks, it fucks... it fuckin' sucks and it suckin' fucks!
  • The Isle of Rangoon has this exchange near the end of their review of Mockbuster Ratatoing:
    Sunny Jim: What's the rat economy based on?
    Starchibald: I don't know. Cheese! Or hate! Or cheese MADE of hate!
  • Happens in part 14 of the Persona 4 Endurance Run:
    Vinny: Okay, I kinda want either the hot pixie, the hot bondage chick, or the hot pixie bondage chick.
  • One review of Versus described it as "the only movie that successfully combines yakuza, swords, guns, yakuza with guns and swords, zombies, zombies with guns, zombie yakuza, and zombie yakuza with guns and swords."
  • From Phelous and Allison Pregler:
    • Their review of Julie & Jack:
      Phelous: [watching the opening credits] And what is this music with it? Makes it seem like a wedding video intro.
      Allison: Or some kind of pet memorial video.
      Both: Or a pet wedding video!
      [cut to a wedding announcement for their cats]
    • In Phelous's review of Octopus 2:
      Phelous: The chief isn't hearing any of this octopus story. It was either a squid or a terrorist. Or a terrorist squid! Ooooh!
  • Diamanda Hagan's fourth Emanuelle review has this about what women are interested in;
    Diamanda: Love! And PINK things! And babies! And pink babies! Made from love!
  • The Annoying Orange episode, "Mac & Cheese".
    Mac: We're here to discuss the mysterious disappearances that have plagued this kitchen.
    Cheese: My money's on UFOs.
    Mac: Yeah, but the smart money's on a Gypsy Curse.
    Cheese: Alien gypsies?
    Mac: Now you're talkin'.
  • One episode of None Piece has a group discussing things they want to do, twisting the trope to hell and back:
    Zoro: Eating licorice?
    —>Luffy: Punching a swingset!
    —>Lelouch: Riding a hoverboard!
    —>Suzaku: Eating licorice while ON the hoverboard!
    —>Zoro: No, PUNCH the hoverboard, EAT the swingset!
  • In The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, Mrs Bennet tries to pair Bing Lee with one of her daughters before she has even met him. Lizzie finds this silly, because they know nothing about him:
    Lizzie: What if he's gay? What if he's a serial killer? What if he's a gay serial killer?
  • CinemaSins does this in its sins video for Green Lantern (2011).
    How do we know this is the bedroom of a typical little boy? Well, there's an orgy of evidence. We've got sports, cars, sports cars...
  • SF Debris:
  • The Onion's news video USA Renews "Burn Notice", "Royal Pains", "Burn Collar", "Covert Notice", "Royal Affairs", "Legal Burns" says that this announcement is good news "for fans of interchangable sun-soaked shows about cops, lawyers, doctors, doctor-cops, spy-lawyers and cop-psychics."
  • DaThings: Wow! I'm Hungry! (Wow! It's Made! 3) contains this line:
Narrator: They'll be used to make cereal or beer. Or beereal.
  • In the My Little Pony Mystery Bags video, Ashens describes his friend Andy as "very keen on chemicals, fire and chemical fires". No points for guessing what happens to the items featured in said video.
  • In Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Let's Drown Out The Sims 3, his commentary partner Gabriel Mortom believes that one of the NPC of the game 'Jack Bench' would have loads of jokes about Asians and women... and Asian women.
  • Matthew Santoro:
    • Zig-zagged in World of Warcraft BEATDOWN. Matt is surprised to learn that someone in the Congo had successfully smuggled a crocodile on a plane. He says that the security should have bothered to check his bag, because he could have been smuggling drugs, or a bomb, or a midget stuffed with a bomb and drugs.
    • In Q&A With Matt #3, Matt is asked by a fan if he prefers ice cream or salad, and he says ice cream salads.
  • In Brows Held High's Blue review, describing Yves Klein's development of his trademark blue pigment.
    "Klein did all sorts of things with it. He painted canvases... statues of naked bodies... actual naked bodies... canvases with painted naked bodies..."
  • Inverted in "This Video Will Hurt" by CGP Grey.
    "...people get sick from WiFi or windfarms or windfarms with WiFi..."
  • Honest Trailers:
    • Honest Trailer for Pacific Rim features a "Starring" list of "things your inner 9-year-old will love", including "Giant Robots, Giant Monsters," and "Giant Robots Punching Giant Monsters".
    • The Honest Trailer for "all of Wes Anderson's movies" mentions "Willem Dafoe, dead animals, Willem Dafoe playing a dead animal" and continues in a similar vein for a solid minute.
    • Honest trailer for Doctor Who features in its "Starring" list, "Every British Actor: Harry Potter Division, Every British Actor: Game of Thrones Division, Every British Actor: Game of Thrones and Harry Potter Division.
    • The Honest Trailer for The Last of Us Part II observes that the very polarizing Metacritic user reviews largely boiled down to two opinions - it's either "a monumental work of art" or "an absolute flaming pile of trash". The narrator thinks the reality lies somewhere in the middle: it's "an unparallelled technical achievement that makes you feel like a pile of trash when you play it."
  • Inverted order: In his How The Race Was Won series, Cosmo Catalano describes Peter Sagans save during the 2016 edition of Paris-Roubaix as "what might have been the greatest bikesave in the history of bikes. Or saves."
  • In Cooking Show parody The Katering Show, the list of foods that lactose-intolerant Kate McCartney cannot eat includes "cream, cheese, cream cheese".
  • The Cinema Snob used this in his review of Mommie Dearest:
    "You know what, I don't care. Joan Crawford is hot, Faye Dunaway is hot, Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford is fucking hot."
  • In a YouTube review show 'Jumping Sharks, the hosts explain the premise of (and joke about) Dollhouse. They say that imprinting a new character every episode had to be an actress's dream: "Today I think I'll be a midwife. (new scene) A sexy assassin. (new scene) Ooh, a midwife and a sexy assassin."
  • The TRY Channel: "Drink Roulette - Strongest Alcohol Edition"; it combines their previous "Strongest Alcohol" AND "Drink Roulette" episodes.... And, for fun, several of the participants had been in the "Strongest Alcohol" video, and one of the new participants had seen both of the previous episodes.
  • In Omeleto's short film "The Perfect Gooseys", a parked car says "MY CHILD SKIPPED THE THIRD GRADE", while the car parked next to it says "MY CHILD SKIPPED THE FOURTH GRADE". Then a car saying "MY CHILD SKIPPED THE THIRD AND FOURTH GRADES" drives by.
  • Done in the Michael Rosen video "The Outing"
    Michael as a school teacher: Mervin! If I hear about your sandwiches, your jam, or the jam IN your sandwiches, if I hear about ANY of it once more, I shall give them to the ducks!
  • Tom Scott says that the VPN company he was working with (but then had to cancel the contract and blanked their name out) was the best choice for gay people, pirates, assassins, and gay pirate assassins.
  • VG Myths: From "Can You Beat Bowser's Fury Without Jumping?":
    If someone were smart and not bad at video games, they would've seen this coming, and left three easy shines laying around, but I unfortunately am neither of those things
  • From Ultra Fast Pony:
    Twilight: I hope you get crabs!
    Night Moon Mare: Well, that's kind of a mean thing to say.
    Twilight: And the crabs give you cancer.
    [beat]
    Night Moon Mare: What?
    Twilight: Crabancer!
  • In Solid jj's "Papa Smurf’s Final Solution", Papa Smurf mentions some of the "undesirable" Smurfs, such as Clumsy Smurf, Clueless Smurf, and Clumsy-Clueless Smurf, "who in hindsight should've brought this to my attention much sooner."
  • Todd in the Shadows says in his review of "Tonight, Tonight" that any hack can write a bad party song by just repeating words like "tonight", "fun", "everybody", or "everybody have fun tonight".
  • Gayle's description of an ugly tree:
    "That thing looks like John Malkovich from the waist down. That thing looks like a Cobb salad. That thing looks like John Malkovich eating a Cobb salad. That thing looks like MY Cobb AND my salad! That thing looks like me and John Malkovich eating TWO Cobb salads!"

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