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-->"That thing looks like Creator/JohnMalkovich from the waist down. That thing looks like a Cobb salad. That thing looks like John Malkovich ''eating'' a Cobb salad. That thing looks like [[UnusualEuphemism MY Cobb AND my salad]]! [[OverlyLongGag That thing looks like me and John Malkovich eating TWO Cobb salads!]]"
-->"That thing looks like Creator/JohnMalkovich from the waist down. That thing looks like a Cobb salad. That thing looks like John Malkovich ''eating'' a Cobb salad. That thing looks like [[UnusualEuphemism MY Cobb AND my salad]]! [[OverlyLongGag That thing looks like me and John Malkovich eating TWO Cobb salads!]]"
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* ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown'': Mathew states that the humor in Craig Moss's ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn]]'' "[[ShallowParody parody]]" ''Breaking Wind'' consists of "the three F's: farts, fucking, and more fucking farting!"
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* ''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows'' says in his review of "Tonight, Tonight" that any hack can write a bad party song by just repeating words like "tonight", "fun", "everybody", or "everybody have fun tonight".
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* In Omeleto's short film "The Perfect Gooseys", a parked car says "MY CHILD SKIPPED THE THIRD GRADE", while the car parked next to it says "MY CHILD SKIPPED THE FOURTH GRADE". [[https://youtu.be/eUgrVCDUCtE?t=200 Then a car saying "MY CHILD SKIPPED THE THIRD AND FOURTH GRADES" drives by]].
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* In WebVideo/SolidJJ's "Papa Smurf’s Final Solution", Papa Smurf mentions some of the "undesirable" Smurfs, such as Clumsy Smurf, Clueless Smurf, and Clumsy-Clueless Smurf, "who in hindsight should've brought this to my attention much sooner."
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* Inverted order: In his ''WebOriginal/HowTheRaceWasWon'' series, Cosmo Catalano describes [[https://youtu.be/b7grrMvscRk?t=3m37s Peter Sagans]] save during the 2016 edition of Paris-Roubaix as "what might have been the greatest bikesave in the history of bikes. Or saves."
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* Inverted order: In his ''WebOriginal/HowTheRaceWasWon'' ''WebVideo/HowTheRaceWasWon'' series, Cosmo Catalano describes [[https://youtu.be/b7grrMvscRk?t=3m37s Peter Sagans]] save during the 2016 edition of Paris-Roubaix as "what might have been the greatest bikesave in the history of bikes. Or saves."
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* From ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony'':
-->'''Twilight:''' I hope you get crabs!\\
'''Night Moon Mare:''' Well, that's kind of a mean thing to say.\\
'''Twilight:''' And the crabs give you cancer.\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Night Moon Mare:''' What?\\
'''Twilight:''' Crabancer!
-->'''Twilight:''' I hope you get crabs!\\
'''Night Moon Mare:''' Well, that's kind of a mean thing to say.\\
'''Twilight:''' And the crabs give you cancer.\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Night Moon Mare:''' What?\\
'''Twilight:''' Crabancer!
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* ''WebVideo/VGMyths'': From "Can You Beat Bowser's Fury Without Jumping?":
--> [[https://youtu.be/q7EbdAxWQ9g?t=455 If]] someone were ''smart'' and not bad at video games, they would've seen this coming, and left three easy shines laying around, but I unfortunately am neither of those things
--> [[https://youtu.be/q7EbdAxWQ9g?t=455 If]] someone were ''smart'' and not bad at video games, they would've seen this coming, and left three easy shines laying around, but I unfortunately am neither of those things
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* One episode of WebVideo/NonePiece has a group discussing things they want to do, twisting the trope to hell and back:
-->'''Zoro:''' Eating licorice?\\
-->'''Luffy:''' Punching a swingset!\\
-->'''Lelouch:''' Riding a hoverboard!\\
-->'''Suzaku:''' Eating licorice while ''ON'' the hoverboard!\\
-->'''Zoro:''' No, [[OverlyLongGag PUNCH the hoverboard, EAT the swingset!]]\\
-->'''Zoro:''' Eating licorice?\\
-->'''Luffy:''' Punching a swingset!\\
-->'''Lelouch:''' Riding a hoverboard!\\
-->'''Suzaku:''' Eating licorice while ''ON'' the hoverboard!\\
-->'''Zoro:''' No, [[OverlyLongGag PUNCH the hoverboard, EAT the swingset!]]\\
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* Creator/TomScott says that [[https://youtu.be/WVDQEoe6ZWY the VPN company he was working with (but then had to cancel the contract and blanked their name out)]] was the best choice for gay people, pirates, assassins, and gay pirate assassins.
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* ''WebVideo/CinemaSins'' does this in its sins video for ''Film/GreenLantern''.
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* ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'': When playing through ''VideoGame/XMenOriginsWolverine'', WebVideo/{{Woolie|Versus}} theorizes that the upcoming boss will be either a tiger, a lion, or "perhaps some mutant tiger-lion".
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* WebVideo/DaThings: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZN8MNWtOo Wow! I'm Hungry! (Wow! It's Made! 3)]] contains this line:
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* Website/YouTube user Creator/DaThings1 posted a YTP called [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZN8MNWtOo Wow! I'm Hungry! (Wow! It's Made! 3)]]. It contains this line:
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* In [[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben Yahtzee Croshaw]] ''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut VideoGame/TheSims3'', his commentary partner Gabriel Mortom believes that one of the NPC of the game 'Jack Bench' would have loads of jokes about Asians and women... and Asian women.
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* In [[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben Yahtzee "Yahtzee" Croshaw]] ''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut VideoGame/TheSims3'', his commentary partner Gabriel Mortom believes that one of the NPC of the game 'Jack Bench' would have loads of jokes about Asians and women... and Asian women.
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** The Honest Trailer for ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPartII'' observes that the very polarizing Metacritic user reviews largely boiled down to two opinions - it's either "a monumental work of art" or "an absolute flaming pile of trash". The narrator thinks the reality lies somewhere in the middle: it's "an unparallelled technical achievement that makes you feel like a pile of trash when you play it."
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** In ''[[Film/TheReturnOfGodzilla Godzilla 1985]]'', Godzilla destroys Super-X and thus the heroes have few options left.
--->"We have Steve Martin at the Pentagon, we have bird calls...we have Creator/SteveMartin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qXM0nZq0RA making bird calls]]..."
** In ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'' review, there are monsters who might be aliens, commies or alien commies.
** In ''[[Film/TheReturnOfGodzilla Godzilla 1985]]'', Godzilla destroys Super-X and thus the heroes have few options left.
--->"We have Steve Martin at the Pentagon, we have bird calls...we have Creator/SteveMartin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qXM0nZq0RA making bird calls]]..."
** In ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'' review, there are monsters who might be aliens, commies or alien commies.
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"Mervin! If I hear about your sandwiches, your jam, or the jam IN your sandwiches, if I hear about ANY of it once more, I shall give them to the ducks!"
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"Mervin! --> '''Michael as a school teacher''': Mervin! If I hear about your sandwiches, your jam, or the jam IN your sandwiches, if I hear about ANY of it once more, I shall give them to the ducks!"
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* Done in the [[Michael Rosen (creator)|Michael Rosen]] video "The Outing"
"Mervin! If I hear about your sandwiches, your jam, or the jam IN your sandwiches, if I hear about ANY of it once more, I shall give them to the ducks!"
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** Honest trailer for ''Series/DoctorWho'' features in its "Starring" list, "Every British Actor: ''Film/HarryPotter'' Division, Every British Actor: ''Series/GameOfThrones'' Division, Every British Actor: ''Game of Thrones'' '''and''' ''Harry Potter'' Division.
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** This is the origin of [[MemeticBadass Santa Christ]]. While reviewing ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'', The Critic calls first for Santa to save him, and then Jesus Christ, and then Santa Christ. Enter..."[[EarWorm SANTA CHRIST, SANTA CHRIST, WE LOVE SANTA CHRIST...!]]"
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** This is the origin of [[MemeticBadass Santa Christ]]. While reviewing ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'', The Critic calls first for Santa to save him, and then Jesus Christ, and then Santa Christ. Enter..."[[EarWorm SANTA "SANTA CHRIST, SANTA CHRIST, WE LOVE SANTA CHRIST...!]]" !"
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* ''WebVideo/TheTRYChannel'': "Drink Roulette - Strongest Alcohol Edition"; it combines their previous "Strongest Alcohol" AND "Drink Roulette" episodes.... And, for fun, several of the participants had been in the "Strongest Alcohol" video, and one of the new participants had ''seen'' both of the previous episodes.
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* Inverted order: In his ''WebVideo/HowTheRaceWasWon'' series, Cosmo Catalano describes [[https://youtu.be/b7grrMvscRk?t=3m37s Peter Sagans]] save during the 2016 edition of Paris-Roubaix as "what might have been the greatest bikesave in the history of bikes. Or saves."
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* Inverted order: In his ''WebVideo/HowTheRaceWasWon'' ''WebOriginal/HowTheRaceWasWon'' series, Cosmo Catalano describes [[https://youtu.be/b7grrMvscRk?t=3m37s Peter Sagans]] save during the 2016 edition of Paris-Roubaix as "what might have been the greatest bikesave in the history of bikes. Or saves."
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* Inverted order: In his ''WebVideo/{{How the Race Was Won}}'' ''WebVideo/HowTheRaceWasWon'' series, Cosmo Catalano describes [[https://youtu.be/b7grrMvscRk?t=3m37s Peter Sagans]] save during the 2016 edition of Paris-Roubaix as "what might have been the greatest bikesave in the history of bikes. Or saves."
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* Inverted order: In his ''WebVideo/HowTheRaceWasWon'' ''WebVideo/{{How the Race Was Won}}'' series, Cosmo Catalano describes [[https://youtu.be/b7grrMvscRk?t=3m37s Peter Sagans]] save during the 2016 edition of Paris-Roubaix as "what might have been the greatest bikesave in the history of bikes. Or saves."
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* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic did this several times.
** He sums up ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie'' thusly: "It sucks ass. It sucks balls. It sucks ass balls!"
** This is the origin of [[MemeticBadass Santa Christ]]. While reviewing ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'', The Critic calls first for Santa to save him, and then Jesus Christ, and then Santa Christ. Enter..."[[EarWorm SANTA CHRIST, SANTA CHRIST, WE LOVE SANTA CHRIST...!]]"
** When he begins his review of ''Film/TheWizard'' by explaining that "Video Games Rock, [[VideoGameMoviesSuck Video Game Movies Blow]], and therefore Movies about Video Games Blow Rocks".
** From his review of the ''Anime/{{Little Nemo|Adventures in Slumberland}}'' animated movie:
--->'''Professor:''' I'm a professor. I'm a genius! You can call me Professor Genius.\\
'''Critic:''' Well, I find that name obnoxious. And uncreative! I'm going to call you obnoxiously uncreative.
** From his review of ''Film/TurboAPowerRangersMovie'' we have "Well what do you need me for? I'm just a critic/comedian. A... critic-ian."
** From his review of ''Film/HomeAlone3'' we get this one as he talks about John Hughes.
--->'''Critic:''' He was like THE voice, and then he got lost to this slapstick-inspired shit... Or "slapshit" as I like to call it.
** When discussing Creator/{{Ralph Bakshi}} in his review of ''Film/CoolWorld'':
--->'''Critic:''' Some say he's mad, some say he'a a genius, I say he's a mad genius.
** In his video where he compares ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' to ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'', in terms of the backlash the latter show got from fans of the former show, the Critic is hesitant to describe it as either amazing or scary, so he describes it as "amazingly scary".
* ''WebVideo/DemoReel'': "We have directors, actresses, {{d|epartmentOfRedundancyDepartment}}irectors, writers, directors, cinematographers, [[RuleOfThree directors]], caterers, and writer-cinematographer-director-actress-caterers."
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick:
** From the review of ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}:''
--->'''Nostalgia Chick:''' Russia has one of the most complex, painful and painfully complex political histories in all the world.
** Part 1 of the "Creator/RolandEmmerich DisasterMovie" review:
--->'''[[MadScientist Dr. Tease]]:''' Oh, that wasn't me, that was a robot-clone.\\
'''Nostalgia Chick:''' Wait, so was it a robot or was it a clone?\\
'''Dr. Tease:''' Exactly!
* ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown'': Mathew states that the humor in Craig Moss's ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn]]'' "[[ShallowParody parody]]" ''Breaking Wind'' consists of "the three F's: farts, fucking, and more fucking farting!"
* ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'': In his review of ''Nightcat'', Linkara used "You're an embarrassment to singers, superheroes, and singing superheroes!"
* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd is prone to this as well.
-->'''AVGN:''' It sucks, it fucks... it fuckin' sucks and it suckin' fucks!
* ''The Isle of Rangoon'' has this exchange near the end of their review of {{Mockbuster}} ''Ratatoing'':
-->'''Sunny Jim:''' What's the rat economy based on?\\
'''Starchibald:''' I don't know. Cheese! Or hate! Or cheese MADE of hate!
* Happens in part 14 of the ''LetsPlay/Persona4EnduranceRun'':
-->'''Vinny:''' Okay, I kinda want either the hot pixie, the hot bondage chick, or the hot pixie bondage chick.
* One review of ''Film/{{Versus}}'' described it as "the only movie that successfully combines yakuza, swords, guns, yakuza with guns and swords, zombies, zombies with guns, zombie yakuza, and zombie yakuza with guns and swords."
* From WebVideo/{{Phelous}} and Creator/AllisonPregler:
** Their review of ''Julie & Jack'':
--->'''Phelous:''' ''[watching the opening credits]'' And what is this music with it? Makes it seem like a wedding video intro.\\
'''Allison:''' Or some kind of pet memorial video.\\
'''Both:''' Or a pet wedding video! \\
''[cut to a wedding announcement for their cats]''
** In Phelous's review of ''Octopus 2'':
--->'''Phelous:''' The chief isn't hearing any of this octopus story. It was either a squid or a terrorist. Or a terrorist squid! Ooooh!
* WebVideo/DiamandaHagan's fourth ''Emanuelle'' review has this about what women are interested in;
-->'''Diamanda:''' Love! And PINK things! And babies! And pink babies! Made from love!
* ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange'' episode, [[ConspiracyTheorist "Mac & Cheese".]]
-->'''Mac:''' We're here to discuss the mysterious disappearances that have plagued this kitchen.\\
'''Cheese:''' My money's on [[FlyingSaucer UFOs.]]\\
'''Mac:''' Yeah, but the smart money's on a GypsyCurse.\\
'''Cheese:''' ''Alien'' gypsies?\\
'''Mac:''' Now you're talkin'.
* In ''WebVideo/TheLizzieBennetDiaries'', Mrs Bennet tries to pair Bing Lee with one of her daughters before she has even met him. Lizzie finds this silly, because they know nothing about him:
-->'''Lizzie:''' What if he's gay? What if he's a serial killer? What if he's a gay serial killer?
* ''WebVideo/CinemaSins'' does this in its sins video for ''Film/GreenLantern''.
--> How do we know this is the bedroom of a typical little boy? Well, there's an orgy of evidence. We've got sports, cars, sports cars...
* Website/TheOnion's news video ''[[http://www.theonion.com/video/usa-renews-burn-notice-royal-pains-burn-collar-cov,32954/ USA Renews "Burn Notice", "Royal Pains", "Burn Collar", "Covert Notice", "Royal Affairs", "Legal Burns"]]'' says that this announcement is good news "for fans of interchangable sun-soaked shows about cops, lawyers, doctors, doctor-cops, spy-lawyers and cop-psychics."
* Website/YouTube user Creator/DaThings1 posted a YTP called [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZN8MNWtOo Wow! I'm Hungry! (Wow! It's Made! 3)]]. It contains this line:
->'''Narrator:''' They'll be used to make cereal or beer. Or beereal.
* In the ''My Little Pony Mystery Bags'' video, [[WebVideo/StuartAshen Ashens]] describes his [[https://www.youtube.com/user/mist8k friend Andy]] as "very keen on chemicals, fire and chemical fires". No points for guessing what happens to the items featured in said video.
* In [[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben Yahtzee Croshaw]] ''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut VideoGame/TheSims3'', his commentary partner Gabriel Mortom believes that one of the NPC of the game 'Jack Bench' would have loads of jokes about Asians and women... and Asian women.
* WebVideo/MatthewSantoro:
** [[ZigZaggedTrope Zig-zagged]] in ''World of Warcraft BEATDOWN''. Matt is surprised to learn that someone in the Congo had successfully smuggled a crocodile on a plane. He says that the security should have bothered to check his bag, because he could have been smuggling drugs, or a bomb, or a midget stuffed with a bomb and drugs.
** In ''Q&A With Matt #3'', Matt is asked by a fan if he prefers ice cream or salad, and he says ice cream salads.
* In ''WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh'''s ''Blue'' review, describing Yves Klein's development of his trademark blue pigment.
-->"Klein did all sorts of things with it. He painted canvases...statues of naked bodies...''actual'' naked bodies...canvases with painted naked bodies..."
* Inverted in "This Video Will Hurt" by WebVideo/CGPGrey.
-->...people get sick from [=WiFi=] or windfarms or windfarms with [=WiFi=]...
* ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'':
** Honest Trailer for ''Film/PacificRim'' features a "Starring" list of "things your inner 9-year-old will love", including "[[HumongousMecha Giant Robots]], [[{{Kaiju}} Giant Monsters]]," and "Giant Robots Punching Giant Monsters".
** The Honest Trailer for "all of Creator/WesAnderson's movies" mentions "Creator/WillemDafoe, dead animals, Willem Dafoe playing a dead animal" and continues in a similar vein for a solid minute.
* Inverted order: In his ''WebVideo/HowTheRaceWasWon'' series, Cosmo Catalano describes [[https://youtu.be/b7grrMvscRk?t=3m37s Peter Sagans]] save during the 2016 edition of Paris-Roubaix as "what might have been the greatest bikesave in the history of bikes. Or saves."
* In CookingShow parody ''WebVideo/TheKateringShow'', the list of foods that lactose-intolerant Kate [=McCartney=] cannot eat includes "cream, cheese, cream cheese".
* WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob used this in his review of ''Film/MommieDearest'':
-->"You know what, I don't care. Creator/JoanCrawford is hot, Creator/FayeDunaway is hot, Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford is ''fucking hot''."
* In a [=YouTube=] review show '''Jumping Sharks'', the hosts explain the premise of (and joke about) ''Series/{{Dollhouse}}''. They say that imprinting a new character every episode had to be an actress's dream: "Today I think I'll be a midwife. (new scene) A sexy assassin. (new scene) Ooh, a midwife ''and'' a sexy assassin."
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** He sums up ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie'' thusly: "It sucks ass. It sucks balls. It sucks ass balls!"
** This is the origin of [[MemeticBadass Santa Christ]]. While reviewing ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'', The Critic calls first for Santa to save him, and then Jesus Christ, and then Santa Christ. Enter..."[[EarWorm SANTA CHRIST, SANTA CHRIST, WE LOVE SANTA CHRIST...!]]"
** When he begins his review of ''Film/TheWizard'' by explaining that "Video Games Rock, [[VideoGameMoviesSuck Video Game Movies Blow]], and therefore Movies about Video Games Blow Rocks".
** From his review of the ''Anime/{{Little Nemo|Adventures in Slumberland}}'' animated movie:
--->'''Professor:''' I'm a professor. I'm a genius! You can call me Professor Genius.\\
'''Critic:''' Well, I find that name obnoxious. And uncreative! I'm going to call you obnoxiously uncreative.
** From his review of ''Film/TurboAPowerRangersMovie'' we have "Well what do you need me for? I'm just a critic/comedian. A... critic-ian."
** From his review of ''Film/HomeAlone3'' we get this one as he talks about John Hughes.
--->'''Critic:''' He was like THE voice, and then he got lost to this slapstick-inspired shit... Or "slapshit" as I like to call it.
** When discussing Creator/{{Ralph Bakshi}} in his review of ''Film/CoolWorld'':
--->'''Critic:''' Some say he's mad, some say he'a a genius, I say he's a mad genius.
** In his video where he compares ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' to ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'', in terms of the backlash the latter show got from fans of the former show, the Critic is hesitant to describe it as either amazing or scary, so he describes it as "amazingly scary".
* ''WebVideo/DemoReel'': "We have directors, actresses, {{d|epartmentOfRedundancyDepartment}}irectors, writers, directors, cinematographers, [[RuleOfThree directors]], caterers, and writer-cinematographer-director-actress-caterers."
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick:
** From the review of ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}:''
--->'''Nostalgia Chick:''' Russia has one of the most complex, painful and painfully complex political histories in all the world.
** Part 1 of the "Creator/RolandEmmerich DisasterMovie" review:
--->'''[[MadScientist Dr. Tease]]:''' Oh, that wasn't me, that was a robot-clone.\\
'''Nostalgia Chick:''' Wait, so was it a robot or was it a clone?\\
'''Dr. Tease:''' Exactly!
* ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown'': Mathew states that the humor in Craig Moss's ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn]]'' "[[ShallowParody parody]]" ''Breaking Wind'' consists of "the three F's: farts, fucking, and more fucking farting!"
* ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'': In his review of ''Nightcat'', Linkara used "You're an embarrassment to singers, superheroes, and singing superheroes!"
* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd is prone to this as well.
-->'''AVGN:''' It sucks, it fucks... it fuckin' sucks and it suckin' fucks!
* ''The Isle of Rangoon'' has this exchange near the end of their review of {{Mockbuster}} ''Ratatoing'':
-->'''Sunny Jim:''' What's the rat economy based on?\\
'''Starchibald:''' I don't know. Cheese! Or hate! Or cheese MADE of hate!
* Happens in part 14 of the ''LetsPlay/Persona4EnduranceRun'':
-->'''Vinny:''' Okay, I kinda want either the hot pixie, the hot bondage chick, or the hot pixie bondage chick.
* One review of ''Film/{{Versus}}'' described it as "the only movie that successfully combines yakuza, swords, guns, yakuza with guns and swords, zombies, zombies with guns, zombie yakuza, and zombie yakuza with guns and swords."
* From WebVideo/{{Phelous}} and Creator/AllisonPregler:
** Their review of ''Julie & Jack'':
--->'''Phelous:''' ''[watching the opening credits]'' And what is this music with it? Makes it seem like a wedding video intro.\\
'''Allison:''' Or some kind of pet memorial video.\\
'''Both:''' Or a pet wedding video! \\
''[cut to a wedding announcement for their cats]''
** In Phelous's review of ''Octopus 2'':
--->'''Phelous:''' The chief isn't hearing any of this octopus story. It was either a squid or a terrorist. Or a terrorist squid! Ooooh!
* WebVideo/DiamandaHagan's fourth ''Emanuelle'' review has this about what women are interested in;
-->'''Diamanda:''' Love! And PINK things! And babies! And pink babies! Made from love!
* ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange'' episode, [[ConspiracyTheorist "Mac & Cheese".]]
-->'''Mac:''' We're here to discuss the mysterious disappearances that have plagued this kitchen.\\
'''Cheese:''' My money's on [[FlyingSaucer UFOs.]]\\
'''Mac:''' Yeah, but the smart money's on a GypsyCurse.\\
'''Cheese:''' ''Alien'' gypsies?\\
'''Mac:''' Now you're talkin'.
* In ''WebVideo/TheLizzieBennetDiaries'', Mrs Bennet tries to pair Bing Lee with one of her daughters before she has even met him. Lizzie finds this silly, because they know nothing about him:
-->'''Lizzie:''' What if he's gay? What if he's a serial killer? What if he's a gay serial killer?
* ''WebVideo/CinemaSins'' does this in its sins video for ''Film/GreenLantern''.
--> How do we know this is the bedroom of a typical little boy? Well, there's an orgy of evidence. We've got sports, cars, sports cars...
* Website/TheOnion's news video ''[[http://www.theonion.com/video/usa-renews-burn-notice-royal-pains-burn-collar-cov,32954/ USA Renews "Burn Notice", "Royal Pains", "Burn Collar", "Covert Notice", "Royal Affairs", "Legal Burns"]]'' says that this announcement is good news "for fans of interchangable sun-soaked shows about cops, lawyers, doctors, doctor-cops, spy-lawyers and cop-psychics."
* Website/YouTube user Creator/DaThings1 posted a YTP called [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZN8MNWtOo Wow! I'm Hungry! (Wow! It's Made! 3)]]. It contains this line:
->'''Narrator:''' They'll be used to make cereal or beer. Or beereal.
* In the ''My Little Pony Mystery Bags'' video, [[WebVideo/StuartAshen Ashens]] describes his [[https://www.youtube.com/user/mist8k friend Andy]] as "very keen on chemicals, fire and chemical fires". No points for guessing what happens to the items featured in said video.
* In [[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben Yahtzee Croshaw]] ''LetsPlay/LetsDrownOut VideoGame/TheSims3'', his commentary partner Gabriel Mortom believes that one of the NPC of the game 'Jack Bench' would have loads of jokes about Asians and women... and Asian women.
* WebVideo/MatthewSantoro:
** [[ZigZaggedTrope Zig-zagged]] in ''World of Warcraft BEATDOWN''. Matt is surprised to learn that someone in the Congo had successfully smuggled a crocodile on a plane. He says that the security should have bothered to check his bag, because he could have been smuggling drugs, or a bomb, or a midget stuffed with a bomb and drugs.
** In ''Q&A With Matt #3'', Matt is asked by a fan if he prefers ice cream or salad, and he says ice cream salads.
* In ''WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh'''s ''Blue'' review, describing Yves Klein's development of his trademark blue pigment.
-->"Klein did all sorts of things with it. He painted canvases...statues of naked bodies...''actual'' naked bodies...canvases with painted naked bodies..."
* Inverted in "This Video Will Hurt" by WebVideo/CGPGrey.
-->...people get sick from [=WiFi=] or windfarms or windfarms with [=WiFi=]...
* ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'':
** Honest Trailer for ''Film/PacificRim'' features a "Starring" list of "things your inner 9-year-old will love", including "[[HumongousMecha Giant Robots]], [[{{Kaiju}} Giant Monsters]]," and "Giant Robots Punching Giant Monsters".
** The Honest Trailer for "all of Creator/WesAnderson's movies" mentions "Creator/WillemDafoe, dead animals, Willem Dafoe playing a dead animal" and continues in a similar vein for a solid minute.
* Inverted order: In his ''WebVideo/HowTheRaceWasWon'' series, Cosmo Catalano describes [[https://youtu.be/b7grrMvscRk?t=3m37s Peter Sagans]] save during the 2016 edition of Paris-Roubaix as "what might have been the greatest bikesave in the history of bikes. Or saves."
* In CookingShow parody ''WebVideo/TheKateringShow'', the list of foods that lactose-intolerant Kate [=McCartney=] cannot eat includes "cream, cheese, cream cheese".
* WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob used this in his review of ''Film/MommieDearest'':
-->"You know what, I don't care. Creator/JoanCrawford is hot, Creator/FayeDunaway is hot, Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford is ''fucking hot''."
* In a [=YouTube=] review show '''Jumping Sharks'', the hosts explain the premise of (and joke about) ''Series/{{Dollhouse}}''. They say that imprinting a new character every episode had to be an actress's dream: "Today I think I'll be a midwife. (new scene) A sexy assassin. (new scene) Ooh, a midwife ''and'' a sexy assassin."
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