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Constable-frozen is the only thing that transcends all tropes.
Constable Frozen
(Or Constable-Frozen or Constable+Frozen) is a tumblr fanblog of the Academy Award winning Disney Film Frozen. What sets Constable Frozen apart from other fanblogs is the poster's utterly surreal picture edits of the Frozen cast and film. Said picture edits tend to be crossovers with other works of fiction, or jokes and memes remade with the Frozen cast.
Constable Frozen's debut onto Tumblr was met with concern and bemusement, as Constable Frozen's art varies from the perplexing, to the insane , to the disturbing, to the very funny. This, combined with the poster's total anonymity, has made Constable Frozen into a enigma. Despite this, a dedicated fanbase has built up around Constable Frozen, with adherents praising them as a comedic genius, some going so far as to state that their work has redeemed the Frozen Franchise.
Constable Frozen can be found here. A submissions to reddit of this domain can be found here.
Works Constable Frozen has crossover-ed with Frozen:
- 300.
- Aladdin.
- Ant-Man.
- The Avengers (2012).
- Avengers: Age of Ultron.
- Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
- Big Hero 6.
- Captain America: Civil War.
- Captain America: The First Avenger.
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
- Dragon Ball Z.
- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.
- Fallout.
- Fast & Furious.
- Guardians of the Galaxy (2014).
- The Hobbit.
- Inside Out.
- Interstellar.
- Iron Man.
- James Bond.
- Jojos Bizarre Adventure.
- Jurassic World.
- Kingsman: The Secret Service.
- The Lion King.
- The Little Mermaid.
- Mad Max: Fury Road.
- The Martian.
- Super Mario Bros..
- The Matrix.
- Moana.
- Moulin Rouge!.
- Naruto.
- Pacific Rim.
- Sailor Moon.
- The Shawshank Redemption.
- Spider-Man.
- The Sponge Bob Movie Sponge Out Of Water.
- Star Wars.
- Thor.
- Tangled.
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
- Terminator Genisys.
- Venom.
- Wreck-It Ralph.
- X-Men Film Series.
- Zootopia.
This Blog provides examples of:
- Adaptational Badass: Olaf becomes a heavily-muscled boxing champion in one post, in stark contrast to his Kid-Appeal Character squishy snowman design of canon.
- Adaptational Villainy: In Anna...?, she fires a shotgun, stabs a cake, beheads Hans, throttles Tony Stark and drags away a bound and gagged Rapunzel.
- Animated Actors: Making of Frozen is based on this trope, showing the animated models of the Frozen characters as actors making the movie in the style of a live-action film, complete with a green screen. Curiously, Olaf and Sven are still CGI.
- Artifact Title: Constable Frozen has branched out into Picture Edits of other animated films such as Inside Out, Big Hero 6, Zootopia, and Moana.
- Asshole Victim: Han is the Chew Toy of several edits, not that many people mind, given how unsympathetic his villainy in canon rendered him to much of the Frozen fanbase.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: In Go Away Anna, Anna breaks down the door of Elsa's ice place, only to be distracted by her pizza.
- Author Appeal:
- Constable Frozen really likes Frozen.
- Hans being punched in the face.
- And Marvel Movies.
- And Animated Movies.
- More recently, Cassandra.
- Constable Frozen appears to have a crush on Elsa, who gets the biggest posts featuring her.
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- Big Eater: Elsa and Anna, see Eaten Alive.
- And Extreme Omnivore.
- Elsa really likes Coca Cola.
- Body Horror: Anna's cheeks in cheeks.
- Butt-Monkey: In almost every story he appears in, Hans ends up getting either hurt really badly or killed.
- The Cameo: Certain stories will have non-Frozen characters appear out of random for one scene, such as in go away, anna, where Peter Parker shows up to deliver pizza to Elsa.
- Can't Hold Her Liquor: Elsa in Karaoke.
- Crossover: A staple. Many edits will combine the blogger's favorite movies, particularly Frozen and Tangled.
- Eaten Alive: Chocolate ends with Elsa and Anna devouring Olaf after he becomes chocolate flavored.
- Elemental Powers: One story explores what would happen if a fire-wielding Anna took the place of Elsa. It ends with a Confused Kristoff nowhere near the action.
- Extreme Omnivore: Elsa and Anna devour Baymax in Marshmallow.
- Elsa and Anna eat Rapunzel in Rupunzeldog
- Elsa eats Bugs, and likes it, in hakuna-matata
- Elsa and Anna eat Rapunzel in Rupunzeldog
- Felony Misdemeanor: Elsa is run out of Arendelle for using finger magic in Do The Magic.
- The Ghost: Constable Frozen has never said anything about themselves. The only thing they write is titles and weird non-sequiturs.
- Groin Attack: Kristoff in ZZZ, is stamped on by Anna after his genitals catch fire. In complete silence.
- Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Olaf is Pinned to the Wall with several ice spikes in Icecream.
- Katanas Are Just Better: Anna is deadly with one
- Losing Your Head: Kristoff bowls with Olaf's head, to the consternation of two Elsa's in Frozen Fever~.
- New Year Has Come: Celebrated in 2015.
- One-Person Birthday Party: Elsa throws a birthday party for herself in Happy Birthday Elsa.
- Take That!: To the #The Dress meme, in Stop, which features a man beating up people who talk about the dress.
- Violence Really Is the Answer: Olaf reunites the sisters a half hour early by bodyslamming Marshmallow in the ring in Olaf vs Marshmallow.
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