Awesome / Cultstuck

Cultstuck

• Most of the Zodiac get awesome moments while fending off the threshcutioners' attempts to find and execute them.
  • Feferi's response is basically, "Bring it, bitch! I'll feed you to the Eldritch Abomination in my backyard!"
    • Note that the guy messaging her didn't even know she was heir to the Empress 'till that moment. As Karkat puts it:
  There was no response, probably because the imposter was too busy shitting himself in terror.
  • Gamzee realizes the deception early on, but leads the threshcutioners to his hive anyway- because he wants a fight.
  • Eridan, just...Eridan.
  Eridan's was a ridiculously long conversation in which he barely let the other guy get a word in edgewise; you only barely skim through it, but you catch him offhandedly call himself High Lord Snappertail, imply he’s Tavros' kismesis, give Gl'bgolyb's abyssal depths as his location and then propose red twice and black once. Might be worth reading through later.
  • Vriska's glee about the whole thing. She's like, 'Oh, a team of trained killers out to slaughter me? My lusus eats those for breakfast.'
  AG: Well, there's my address.
  AG: I aw8 your gift with 8ated 8reath!
  AG: I hope you 8ring it in person, you and your little friends.
  AG: My lusus looooooooves visitors. :::;)
• Tavros' surprising amount of courage when running from the soldiers.
  PP: aND NOW,
  PP: i AM ABOUT TO GO PLAY THE MOST EXTREME ROLE-PLAYING GAME OF MY LIFE,
  PP: wISH ME LUCK,
  (...)
  GA: Tavros You Sound Uncharacteristically Confident
  PP: oH NO,
  PP: i AM VERY MUCH TERRIFIED,
  PP: bUT IT HELPS TO THINK OF IT AS fLARPING,
  PP: sO LONG AS IT’S NOT WITH vRISKA, i CAN HANDLE IT,
• Gamzee deciding that this is the time, that he will be sober, because Karkat needs him. And later fighting off the worst withdrawal pangs through Heroic Willpower and The Power of Love.
• Karkat and Tavros killing a soldier in the tunnels.
• Equius, driven into Tranquil Fury, finally makes a bow he can use. A Crossbow to be specific.
• "You are now the other group of threshcutioners. You really should be paying more attention."
• Darkleer captchaloguing the entire Dark Hive.
• Vriska taking out an entire team of threshecutioners- but, instead of just taking them all out at once, she spends time fucking with their minds and manipulating them in a scene that would make an excellent horror movie.

Earthbent

• John's revenge on his bullies.
• Bro finally stepping up and being a decent parent to Dave.

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