Wilbur convincing Templeton to get Charlotte's egg sack. Tempelton's ranting also crosses into Funny Moments.
Wilbur: I need you to get that eggsack up there. And I need you to do it now! Templeton: I don't think I like your tone. Wilbur: CAN'T YOU JUST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE THINK OF SOMEBODY OTHER THAN YOURSELF?! Tempelton: "Once?" Once? Wilbur: C'mon! Templeton: No, you c'mon! Who got his hindquarters pecked to make you "radiant", huh? Templeton, that's who! And who interrupted the gorging of a lifetime so you could be "humble"? Why, I believe it was Templeton! Templeton! Templeton! TEMP-LE-TON! And do I get thanked? (Beat) NO! Well, has it ever occurred to you that even a rat might like a little appreciation? A little, dare I say, love? Wilbur: Do it and you'll get dibs on my slop for the rest of my life. Templeton: Done!
. Never has a song to a pig been so damn awesome.