1 | * Man Without A Body's Dramatic Reading. All of it. But special mention goes to his pronunciation of Reicheru's VerbalTic, while's lampooning how stupid it is- "Nyaaaah!" |
2 | * How awkward the [=OCs=]' names sound in Japanese, case in point ''Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni'', ''Minna'' (informal way of saying "everyone"), ''Tenshikuzu'' (roughly "angel trash") and ''Amirru'' (straight-up impossible in Japanese since you can't double the "r" sound). |
3 | * Reicheru ''licking the wall'' in chapter 3. |
4 | * '"Yes, he is the most terrible man. I always feel like he watching me, even on the toilet." they both heartidly laughed. |
5 | * 'Her silouette looked like that of a nakid women' |
6 | * 'Inuyasha took out his big gargantuine dick and touched it.' |
7 | ** Boyd. |
8 | *** Valumptuios. |
9 | *** 'They were in love, and they started humping'. |
10 | ** After she has sex with Inuyasha, Denmark bursts in and shouts at Reicheru, who replies, [[NeverMyFault "It's all my Dad's fault!"]] |
11 | * Reicheru recounts her having sex with Inuyasha: "I had a wonderful dream that we were having sex in my mouse on my bed." |
12 | * The repeated misspelling of Angel as 'Angle' makes for some funny lines: |
13 | ** '"No." Korra stood up. "I AM an angle! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm not crazy!]] That's right, everyone, now you know my secret! I am PART ANGLE!"' |
14 | ** '"Don't be modest! You have the voice of an angle!" Minna cheered. "Yeah that's right-You have a better voice than me and I'M and angle!" Yuki smiled. |
15 | *** 'The world seemed to stop and the angles began to cry.' |
16 | * Similarly, the author occasionally misspelling "back" as "black" creates some very funny lines: |
17 | ** "She leaned black on the bed and let him into her." |
18 | ** This bit about Reicheru's father: "Now that he was black, she didn't know what to do." |
19 | ** This gem: |
20 | -->'''Reicheru''': "We have bigger problems on our hands, now. Sesshomaru the Vampire Lord is black." |
21 | * Rin and Shippo's introduction in Chapter 7: "It was Rin and Shippo, they were 18 and in love with each other." |
22 | * Also in Chapter 7, we get a brief glimpse of Sesshomaru tormenting Kagome before the story cuts back to Reicheru's baby shower. MoodWhiplash indeed. |
23 | * "There was a sharp pain in Reicheru's lushious chest" |
24 | * "Don't do it, you're gregnant!" |
25 | * 'It was Princess Monokoke. (her English name is Mary Laceheart.)' |
26 | ** Followed by one annotation reading, "I'm so sorry, Mononoke fans." |
27 | * [[spoiler:Korra]] being referred to by the narrative as Sesshomaru's "dirty bitch mistress." |
28 | * 'Reicheru, Minna and Yuki were [[FreudianSlip shitting]] at the lunchtable, eating their lunch.' |
29 | * Reicheru SlutShaming Lucy, despite being pregnant with Inuyasha's baby, after cheating on Denmark with him. |
30 | * "You can't beat me! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} I have a heart stronger than anyone's will to eat!]]" |
31 | * Lucy giving Reicheru an 'aborition' with her mind. |
32 | ** Reicheru somehow being pregnant two chapters later and said "aborition" never being brought up again also makes for some unintentional humor. |
33 | * Korra tells Reicheru her family owns a Mexican restaurant (despite Korra being part 'angle' and part demon, apparently) and Reicheru replies, "My dad hates Mexicans. [[FelonyMisdemeanor He never took me to a Mexican restaurant!]]" |
34 | * Korra's Mexican restaurant is called 'Les Tacos' and serves duck. |
35 | ** "It's really hard being Mexican." Korra sighed. |
36 | * Reicheru's extremely nonchalant reaction to [[spoiler: giving birth to a god and her baby disappearing shortly after being born.]] |
37 | --->'''Reicheru''': "Hey, I think I'll order the duck." |
38 | * The "subplot" in which Minna-chan gets amnesia. By ''watching Pokémon.'' |
39 | * "That's fucking disguesting!" Reicheru threw up in her [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] hands. "YOU NASTY DISK!" |
40 | ** "SUCK IT DADDY!" Reicheru screamed as her father and Lucy flew into the air. |
41 | * Reicheru's Dad (who is apparently [[FlatWhat Goku]]) explaining to Lucy why he hates Reicheru: |
42 | -->'''Goku''': "I've travled into the future and I met this beauti{{f|reudianSlip}}uk woman. That's when [[MisterSeahorse I]] had Reicheru. Until one day that little bitch killed her mother! I should have thrown her out into the streets after I found out she had a cat demen." |
43 | ** Lucy then reassuring Goku, "I wanna fuck that ugly face!" |
44 | ** Hell, just the fact that Reicheru's father is ''Goku.'' |
45 | * Wedding being repeatedly misspelled as 'weeding'. |
46 | * [[NoSympathy Their response]] to stumbling across Zombie!Kagome? [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill "RUN IT THE FUCK OVER!"]] |
47 | ** 'She put her boody hands all over the car and got up to the window.' |
48 | * 'Elaine groggily opened her eyes and speaked [[LogicBomb like a kitten]]. "oh Oka-san your so squishy!"' |
49 | ** '"GAAHHP!" she squished her face with her kitty-fists and feel into Reicheru's chest."' Seriously, GAAHHP?! |
50 | * '"imma go tease auntie Minna-san!" she ran into the room swaying back and forth like a [[{{Metaphorgotten}} green boat with legs]].' |
51 | * A lot of the metaphors in the story in general are this. |
52 | * "Nyuuuu!" followed by Man Without A Body's annotation snarking, "Just what this story needed. More nonsensical onomatopoeia." |
53 | * "Okay then!" Aza [[FreudianSlip boobed]]. |
54 | * 'Reicheru tored appart the package. "What is it?" Yuki stuck it in her mouth and she felt it with her tounge. Then, Yuki took it out again. "it's a crystal figureine of Rhianna! Thank you!"' How could she tell? |
55 | * 'Her big fat breasts flooped as she ran into the door.' |
56 | * Reicheru at one point being described as a 'curvy meatloaf' in the narration. |
57 | * 'The phone rang. It was loud and obonxious.' |
58 | * Reicheru was very confused [[FantasticRacism like a Chinese man in a place like England]]'- Man Without A Body [[SanitySlippage can be heard losing his mind after he reads that line]]. |
59 | * Sebastian from Black Butler taking out Minna and Yuki by ''throwing a banana at them''. |
60 | * In Chapter 30, a new character is introduced- Shartara or "Shart-san". |
61 | * To demonstrate her [[SarcasmMode brilliant mastery]] of the Japanese language, the author refers to David's Bridal as "David's Buraidaru" and KFC as "Ke Efu Shi." |
62 | ** The author's claim that [[BlatantLies she could translate the entire fic into Japanese if she wanted to.]] |
63 | * [[Anime/ElfenLied Kouta]] works at "Ke Efu Shi" and gives Reicheru a music box. ''By putting it in her takeout meal.'' |
64 | * Goku and Lucy having sex in the sky. |
65 | ** ""OH MY GOD!" Goku screamed and he came in the sky sending liquified pleasure all over the townsfulk below." |
66 | * ""NO NUTS CAN GO NEAR MY MOUTH ESPECIALLY PENUTS!" Alucard shot up like a jack in the box and vomited like the exorcist girl." |
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