Line #229 Funny/WarOfTheFatItalians


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12	[=SMG4=]'s annual War of the Fat Italians is always hilarious no matter what year.
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16	!! 2011
17	* Mario attempts to garner sympathy by telling a story about [[SeriousBusiness finishing his dinner.]] Of course, Lakitu lampshades that nobody would care about his overblown sob story.
18	* When he attempts to tell Toad his story:
19	-->'''Toad:''' let me guess you eat your spaghetti and cry because there's no more\
20	'''Mario:''' how did you know?\
21	'''Toad:''' you tell it to me every hour.\
22	'''Mario:''' >:( fine be a toad
23	* How it all began. Mario decides to prank [=SMG4=]...[[ItAmusedMe just because.]] His idea is to scribble all over [=SMG4=]'s computer.
24	* [=SMG4=]'s retaliation prank is to go deep into a file of Mario's and upload it onto the internet. And by deep, [[OverlyLongGag we mean deep.]]
25	-->do not open or I will rape you folder!\
26	do not open!\
27	ARE YOU BLIND DO NOT OPEN!\
28	your pushing it!\
29	LOL! I mean! don't!\
30	ok stop!\
31	[[BrickJoke I'll tell you may sad spaghetti story]]\
32	(sadface) you don't listen!
33	** For that matter, [[EmbarrassingOldPhoto the "secret movie" itself]]: [[NakedPeopleAreFunny a naked Mario]] nerding on about Franchise/HelloKitty.
34	* [[LateToThePunchline Mario doesn't even realize that he's been pranked]] until Lakitu spells it out to him.
35	-->'''Mario:''' ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] what a minute! that guy..... [[BaitAndSwitch IS GAY!]] HAHAHAHAHA!\
36	'''Lakitu:''' [[BrutalHonesty mario you do know that's you]]\
37	'''Mario:''' what thats crazy... OMG! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap he's gots big boobys like ME!]] THIS IS MY PERSONAL VIDEO! WHO DID THIS [[BlackComedyRape CAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO GET RAPED!]]
38	* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Mario seems to only care [=SMG4=] uploading said video;]] 'cause when he confronts [=SMG4=], [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight the latter has apparently killed Toon Link.]]
39	* [[PassThePopcorn Toad eating popcorn]] as Mario and [=SMG4=] are about to kill each other. He's also the one who [[TitleDrop names it War of The Fat Italians]].
40	* Mario's idea of a "fight."
41	-->'''Mario:''' ok heres the deal! ''(Holding up a sword)'' I kill you and I get to steal your [[BrickJoke hello kitty collection!]]\
42	'''[=SMG4=]:''' ok that's it! your dead! ''(Cue machine gun firing offscreen)''
43	** [[FridgeLogic Made even stranger]] by the fact that [=SMG4=] got a toilet from nowhere and neither have guns.
44
45	!! 2012
46	* How does the war start this year? Mario claims that he's better than [=SMG4=]. Cue [=SMG4=] doing the FUUUU- face.
47	** Their race at Bob-omb Battlefield consists of Mario getting a head start, [=SMG4=] throwing a Bob-Omb at him, and [=SMG4=] finding the plumber pole dancing the goal flag.
48	** Mario sabotaging [=SMG4=]'s cannon launch by [[LaserGuidedKarma dropping a Bob-Omb in it]].
49	--->'''[=SMG4=]:''' I can beat Mario! I am the master!\
50	'''Mario:''' Delivery for the "master".\
51	'''[=SMG4=]:''' ...what the...?\
52	''(cue hissing)''\
53	'''[=SMG4=]:'''[[OhCrap AHHHHH-!!]]'''
54
55	!! 2013
56
57	!! 2014
58
59	!! 2015
60
61	!! 2016
62	* How do [=SMG4=] and Mario initially decide to settle their differences? By playing ''Mario's Early Years: Preschool Fun''.
63	* The challenge where the duo have to survive the longest after stealing Toast Shy Guy's Toast including Mario disguising himself as a banana peel. All culminating in Toast Shy Guy kicking away a warp pipe [=SMG4=] was going to jump down (Complete with "I Believe I Can Fly!") and Mario getting blown up by Toast Shy Guy using a bunch of guns (Mario in slow motion: HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT! Toast Shy Guy: Yeah, toast! GIANT EXPLOSION Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
64	* The challenge where they are dared to go one day without eating spaghetti.
65	-->'''Mario:''' '''''EUGHAHA!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! AHHHHHH!!!!''''' ''runs off screaming and jumps through a window. [=SMG4=] watches on with a "meh". look''
66	* The challenge where they eat Tubby Custard and are forced to give compliments to the chef.
67	* One challenge involves HelpingGrannyCrossTheStreet. [=SMG4=] literally ''attaches rockets'' to the old woman so she can cross the street faster. Which then backfires and allows ''Mario'' to win. [[UnsportsmanlikeGloating He then dances]] to ''September'' by Earth, Wind, and Fire.
68	* The next challenge has who has the bigger PINGAS. [=SMG4=] can only begin to say "Oh God" as he's whacked by Mario's [[BiggerIsBetterInBed giant Pingas]].
69	* Good ''lord,'' the Princess Peach impressions.
70	-->'''Mario:''' It's-a me, Princess '''''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH!!]]'''''\
71	'''[=SMG4=]:''' I'm a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] pretty princess!
72	** Near the end of the challenge, they go to Bowser's lair, traumatizing the latter and literally ''flying'' after him like a [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo certain flock of gulls.]]
73	* The rap battle. Doubles as a Moment of Awesome when they team up against Bowser and his raps.
74	* TheStinger, which features Toad [[BrickJoke still standing with the bag of garbage]] and ultimately [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaving in frustration]].
75
76	!! 2017
77	* Mario easily trumps [=SMG4=] in the taco-eating contest by eating over [[BigEater seven million tacos in]] ''one bite''.
78	* In an attempt to make Bob popular (as per the challenge), [=SMG4=] advertises him as if he were some sort of clean-all rag.
79	-->'''[=SMG4=]:''' Clean your walls, toilets, roofs, and, uh... (footage of Bob being used to wipe Wario's ass) miscellaneous!
80	* Tossing him into a running taxi, shooting down his Clown Car while he's kidnapping Peach, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking trashing his McDonald's meal]] won't make Bowser shed a single tear, but what does reduce him to InelegantBlubbering is telling him he's adopted.
81	* Mario attempts an ISurrenderSuckers on Meggy. It fails. In that same challenge, [=SMG4=] getting hit by a train as he tries to land a shot on Meggy.
82	** [[OhCrap And Meggy's reaction to that.]]
83	* Bob and Fishy Boopkins teaching science class. That is all.
84	-->'''Fishy Boopkins:''' Okay, now we're going to learn about electronics! [[LethallyStupid Who wants to defuse this bomb?]] giant :D face\
85	''(Mario and [=SMG4=] '''flip out''')''
86	* The rap at the end is full of funny moments.
87	** Both Mario and [=SMG4=] trade insults with each other during their raps.
88	** Fishy Boopkins tries to rap and fails. [=SMG4=] calls him a salad in response.
89	** Bob interrupts the rap at the end by advertising his social media accounts. The blank looks on everyone's faces says it all.
90
91	!! 2018
92	* The whole scene where Bob's the hairdresser.
93	-->'''Bob:''' Time to get my special hair cutting blades...\
94	''[[{{BFS}} (Bob pulls out a massive pair of scimitars)]]''\
95	'''Bob:''' Found them!
96	* This exchange as well, a little earlier.
97	-->'''Mario:''' Mario just got a fresh haircut - he doesn't need another one!\
98	'''Bob:''' Thats nonsense I can do better. I gave haircuts to people such as [[BaldOfEvil Bal]][[IdiotHair di.]]\
99	{Baldi bangs on the window.}\
100	'''Baldi:''' You're f***ed.\
101	'''Mario:''' '''''(TheScream)'''''
102	** Then, there's Mario escaping after seeing Bob cut [=SMG4's=] hair with a SpinAttack (Bob's "super sexy hair cutting technique"):
103	--->'''Mario:''' Sheet, sheet! ''points into distance with IdeaBulb sound going off'' WOAH, LOOK AT THIS! Boooooooobies!\
104	'''Bob:''' Drops into roll, then comes up with shotgun aimed Where? The booby inspector is here!\
105	'''Mario:''' ''as he jumps away, still tied up in the chair'' FREEEEEEDOM! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AAAAAAAHHH--''chair falls over'' [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption sssshhhhit!]]
106	* The anime that they come up with: [[MundaneMadeAwesome [=SMG4=] going to the grocery store]] and [[BrainBleach Super Sexy Meme High School]].
107	* Mario and Bowser reenacting "Johnny Johnny Yes Papa", but with chicken nuggets.
108	* To get [[MemeticMutation Yoshi to pay his taxes]], Mario teams up with the FBI to [[PoliceBrutality blow up his house and threaten him at gunpoint]]. Yoshi gets away. Then [=SMG4=] threatens to harm Yoshi's son if he doesn't cough up the dough. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Yoshi doesn't care.]]
109	* Mario uses a gigantic slingshot to launch his airplane deep into the city, [[PersonOfMassDestruction accidentally nuking it in the process]]. [=SMG4=] manages to [[BeyondTheImpossible build an actual airplane with regular newspapers]].
110	* To get Luigi a date, [=SMG4=] goes to get him some nice clothes and hair products. Then Mario comes along, and tries his hand at making Luigi irresistible: covering him in spaghetti. While there doesn't seem to be a person in sight, he ''does'' attract a large murder of crows.
111	* The increasingly insane ways the Italians manage to one-up each other in a wheelchair race, from ramming each other, to chainsaws and ''tanks'', to item boxes that transform their wheelchairs. They end up knocking each other off the track, making the Wheelchair Koopa win the race by default.
112	* Mario attempts multiple times to scare Meggy, to varying degrees of competency, all of which fall flat. [=SMG4=] just tosses [[{{otaku}} Fishy Boopkins]] into her room, [[AbsurdPhobia who immediately wants to marathon anime with her]]. Meggy loses it instantly.
113	* The date with Saiko. [[TheDitz Mario]] lost interest, in a hilarious CallBack to ''Mario The Ultimate Gamer'' [[{{Understatement}} (which put him in a very bad situation)]], while [=SMG4=] got a heart attack pouring her a drink, scared he was going to screw up.
114	* Waluigi [[PassThePopcorn eating popcorn]] while watching a possessed Mario beating up [=SMG4=].
115	* [[ButtMonkey Ta]][[TheChewToy ri]] [[MomentKiller falling off of the giant pile of rubble]] in her BigDamnHeroes moment.
116	* Fishy Boopkins throwing in [[BigStupidDoodooHead "You're so mean!"]] in the middle of the SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome rap battle.
117	* Wario coming out of nowhere at the climax of the rap battle to apologize to Waluigi. Cue jaw drop from everyone.
118	* Apparently, Wario went on a grand journey that took him to the deepest reaches of space to find... [[MundaneUtility a therapist]].
119	** The therapist in question is [[{{Jerkass}} [=SMG3=]]] of all people. He's doing this because he needs to keep his position as "the [[BuffySpeak evilest villain]]".
120	* Everyone has their own commentary to Waluigi's heartfelt moment with Wario.
121	-->'''Meggy:''' [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Aww...]] ''(Tari makes a happy face)''\
122	'''Toad:''' [[TheCynic makes disgusted sound]]\
123	'''Fishy:''' [[EarnYourHappyEnding Yeah, we did it!]]\
124	'''Bowser:''' [[Creator/MichaelRosen Noice.]]\
125	'''Luigi:''' [[BlatantLies I'm not crying...]] [[NoYou you're crying!]] ''(Mario goes FishEyes)''\
126	'''Bob:''' [[FlatWhat What?]] [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you serious?]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall Is this how]] [[GainaxEnding we're ending the arc?]]\
127	''(Jeeves and Shroomy celebrate)''\
128	'''Saiko:''' [[MomentKiller Borrring!]]\
129	'''Steve:''' ...da dee da, la [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons da dee da, da da di...]]
130	** [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Then Mario points out that the kingdom is destroyed.]]
131
132	!! 2019
133	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxjcgTdy8-4 The preview]] shows [=SMG4=] and Mario pointing guns at each other and proceeding to do something serious...play ''VideoGame/DuckHunt''.
134	* The opening scene with [=SMG4=] and Mario playing ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' and beating each other's high scores.
135	* How do [=SMG4=] and Mario get X involved with WOTFI 2019? '''[[KidnappedByAnAlly They FUCKING kidnap him,]]''' complete with him screaming as [[DraggedByTheCollar he's dragged away]]! [=FM=] notices them, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight but decides to relax]] [[SkewedPriorities instead of saving X.]]
136	* The first challenge is trying to survive getting eaten by Franchise/{{Kirby}}. Kirby sucks everyone up but when he sucks up Mario, he turns into the Mario Kirby he turned into in "Kirby Phones Home" and wants to die.
137	* Mario losing his arm to [=SMG4=] in the arm wrestling match. What is the first thing Mario realizes now that his hand is severed? [[SkewedPriorities He can't fap]]!
138	* When [=SMG4=] steals Tari's duck, he is guilt-tripped by her PuppyDogEyes. When Mario steals it, he is blindfolded so he can't get guilt and then gets hit by [[WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends Thomas the Tank Engine]].
139	* The ''entire'' scene where they try to get Waluigi into ''Smash''.
140	* [=SMG4=] and Mario are then challenged to be a better anime waifu. They attempt to woo [[VideoGame/Persona5 Joker]], who [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate takes out his neutral special, a gun]] and blasts both of them.
141	* Mario's attempt at building a ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' house.
142	* [=SMG4=] fails at making [=SMG3=] laugh, but Mario succeeds solely by hitting [=SMG4=].
143	* Oh good lord, the next challenge is trying to recreate Tari's cyborg arm.
144	** [=SMG4=]'s arm is seemingly a success; and he has [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Heavy]] demonstrate by plaing 150 games in 5 seconds. However, the arm [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons has to go because its planet needs it]] and rockets Heavy into the sky.
145	** Mario's arm is the [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Infinity Gauntlet]]. Upon seeing [=SMG4=]'s, Mario deems the Gauntlet weak and throws it away. Cue Thanos finding it in the trash can.
146	* The Meggy impressions are just as funny as the Peach impressions from 2016's, if not more.
147	* The next challenge is to have a drawing contest against Axol. Axol creates a replica of [[Characters/StreetFighterI Ryu]] using his Inkweaver. [=SMG4=] creates a [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit]] replica that defeats the fake Ryu.
148	* The rap battle is X's attempt to have [=SMG4=] and Mario compliment each other, but really they suggest games to fight in. Bob, Fishy Boopkins, Saiko, Axol, and even Shroomy take part in the rap, as well.
149	** Shroomy, being the Boy Scout that he is, has his lyric be about [[AntiPoopSocking taking breaks from games]] rather then recommending games for the two of them to play.
150	** Saiko's line is entirely in Japanese. It's a hilarious contrast to the others' English lines.
151	** Luigi’s line, while short, is still funny:
152	--->'''Luigi:''' I know you two are feeling uneasy that’s why you should play games with [[ItsAllAboutMe more LUIGI!]]\
153	'''Both Mario and [=SMG4=]:''' [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie N]][[BigNo O!]]
154	*** Doubly funny when you remember [[{{Irony}} just what kind of games]] [[VideoGame/LuigisMansion Luigi's the lead role in.]]
155	** Towards the end of the rap, X gets so enraged by [=SMG4=] and Mario that he [[RageBreakingPoint pulls out a rocket launcher, threatening to use it if they don’t complement each other]]. They fail, so X kills them.
156	--->'''X:''' You guys got 10 seconds to compliment each other, [[IWantMyMommy or I'm going to be making you scream for your mother!]]\
157	'''[=SMG4=]:''' Hey man! What's with all this sass?\
158	'''Mario:''' Yeah dude. What's got up your ass?\
159	'''Activating InstantKill''' '''([[OhCrap [=SMG4=] and Mario start panicking]])'''\
160	'''[=SMG4=]:''' Oh god, MARIO! I'm sorry for talking smack!\
161	'''Mario:''' You too!! Uhhh... I think you make a great snacc!\
162	''([[StuffBlowingUp The whole video explodes]] and cuts to a blank screen.)''\
163	'''[[VideoGame/SegaRally Game over YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!]]'''
164
165
166	!! 2020
167	* "Hello, mother f*cker!"
168	* [=SMG3=] attempts to drag the Glitchy Gang back to the Internet Graveyard by sicking the Oof Buttons (AKA the copyright strikes from previous videos, now given an official name) on them. Susan shuts down this attempt easily.
169	-->'''Susan:''' GO DO YA HOMEWORK OR NO MINECRAFT TONIGHT!\
170	'''Oof Buttons:''' Yes Mum... buttons leave to do homework
171	* The very first challenge is between Boopkins and Rob to see who can punt Jubjub the farthest. Boopkins can't bring himself to do it, Rob physically can't because he doesn't have legs. Mario takes over for the challenge and knocks him out of the park.
172	* One of [=SMG4=] and [=SMG3's=] challenges is to correctly prononunce "Wojcicki". Since Susan's frozen in time the two get punished in several creative ways in her stead, such as being forced to watch Kawaii Mario dance, and [[MemeticMutation dick flattening]].
173	** After over 400 million rounds of this, their tormenters are reduced to skeletons and Wimpu just suggests they use a text-to-speech program. [=SMG4's=] phone [[StuffBlowingUp explodes trying to]].
174	* Luigi and Melony compete to see who can last longer watching "Two Piece". Axol notes they're the first people to come watch it, and clearly doesn't mind the the fact the two are being forced to as part of the challenge.
175	** Both are aroused by the watermelon character. Steam is ''erupting'' from Melony's headphones, and Luigi breaks the TV with his erect nose.
176	--->Super Nut
177	* Saiko vs Anti-Shroomy has the two trying to do as much illegal stuff as they can without getting caught by [[RabidCop Hal Monitor]]. Their shenanigans inlcude Saiko switching furry porn onto Steve's laptop (while he was listening to "[[VideoGame/{{Yakuza}} Baka]][[MemeticMutation mitai]]"), and Anti-Shroomy going on a rampage with [[VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom SpongeBot SteelPants]]. Mr. Monitor eventually catches Anti-Shroomy when he was about to chainsaw the Old Man (because [[JaywalkingWillRuinYourLife he was jaywalking]]), and kicking Saiko into the sky for not obeying a "no thots" sign.
178	* Bob and Rob end up teaming up to defeat [[VideoGame/WiiSports Ma]][[MemeticBadass tt]] in a tennis match. They end up doing a FusionDance and it almost works until Rob gets distracted by [[TrademarkFavoriteFood corn.]]
179	** Made even funnier if you realize in Wii Sports, Matt is the [[WarmUpBoss introductory opponent for tennis]].
180	* Meggy fights Steve in a ''Minecraft'' battle. Right as Steve is about to hit her, she holds one of his beloved chickens to render him powerless. Then this happens:
181	-->'''Steve:''' [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Oh, you think (in another voice clip: "chicken") is your ally? You've merely adopted the chickens]].
182	** Steve proceeds to summon a horde of chickens, and Meggy's horrified reaction freezes with a [[Series/TheEricAndreShow "we'll be right back"]] message.
183	* The little ditty Bob sings when it's his turn to fix Toad and Toadette's relationship:
184	-->'''Bob:''' [[WesternAnimation/BobTheBuilder Bob the Builder]], [[BorrowedCatchPhrase can we fix it?]]\
185	Bob the builder... [[KnowWhenToFoldThem no it's f*cked]].
186	** Jubjub at least tries to get them to hug it out. Unfortunately, Toadette uses this to suplex toad, fracturing his skull Franchise/MortalKombat style and sending him straight to the hospital.
187	--->'''Four Dancing Toads in the hospital:''' [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy "Men! We don't know what we did!"]]
188	* The teletubbie challenge has Mario and Jubjub navigate an obstacle course to obtain the Tubby Custard. However at the end of the course, a giant Tinky Winky appears guarding the Tubby Custard. While a bunch of other teletubbies attack the giant Tinky Winky like the cast of ''Manga/AttackOnTitan'', Mario yells, "AWWW, HELL NO!" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and runs away]] while Jubjub collapses.
189	* The obligatory rap battle of this episode:
190	** Rob vs Bob.
191	--->'''Rob:''' I am a chad cause I eat corn.\
192	You are a virgin who just views porn.\
193	'''Bob:''' What I watch is a mystery\
194	cause I clear my internet history. (Rob has a wide-eyed expression)
195	** Tari's... attempt at dissing Belle. [[AsideGlance Her reaction says it all]].
196	--->You're so mean, and as cold as ice.\
197	[[ApologeticAttacker Aw, sorry. That wasn't very nice.]]
198	** Saiko still raps entirely in Japanese. It's still hilariously contrasted by the English work of everyone else, and made even funnier when you remember she sang "Darkest Hour" in perfect English.
199	** [=JubJub=] and Weegee doll's segment. It's just them [[PokemonSpeak repeating their name, like they normally do]].
200	** Meggy becoming SuddenlyVoiced for this rap (due to [=SMG3=] pushing a button on his remote only for Mario to kick him out of the way and the laser hit Meggy).
201	** After Meggy tells everyone to stop fighting and the real foe is [=SMG3=], we get this from Meggy and Mario:
202	--->'''Mario:''' Using them for his own gain? Ooh, Meggy, you big brain!\
203	'''Meggy:''' Thanks, Red ''rolls eyes'' I'm sure they're nervous!\
204	'''Mario:''' No problem, Meggy, at your service!
205	** In the rap battle's climax, [=SMG3's=] gang has been turned against him, so he eats the remote to gain its power and summons an army of copyright strikes. The following montage is both gangs managing to fend them off in their own unique ways. These include:
206	*** Weegee Doll randomly becoming super saiyan.
207	*** Belle keeps one occupied by playing video games with it as Tari cheers her on.
208	*** Melony somehow managed to [[OffScreenMomentOfAwesome kill one of them]].
209	** At the end, [=SMG3=] who is in the Internet Graveyard, sets up a sign reading "[=SMG3=]'s New Podcast" and welcomes viewers saying that this time, it'll be perfect. He then asks "Soooo...uh...do you wanna listed to me rap?"...to an Ugandan Knuckles who promptly eats the guy.
210
211	!!2021
212	* Swag attempts to stop Zero by telling him he's banned from [=XBox=] Live. He's swatted away and crashes into Chris who is in the middle of calling him a "[[CurseCutShort stupid f-]]"
213	* [=SMG4=] and [=SMG3=] are able to turn things around by holding hands and using their meme powers. The rest of the gang isn't surprised by the two displaying RealityWarper powers and are more focused on them holding hands.
214	-->'''Bob:''' [[{{Jerkass}} Ew, why are you holding hands?]]\
215	'''Tari:''' [[NiceGirl I think it's sweet.]]\
216	'''[=SMG3=]:''' PRETEND YOU SAW NOTHING!
217	* Dr. Eggman is seen sending off his son, Eggbaby, to go to school, commenting that it's "the best day of his life". Then as they're hugging, [=SMG1=] and [=SMG2's=] meme powers cause Eggbaby to fly into the sky and turn into energy with Eggman making a BigNo before he himself is also turned into energy. They get turned into a rock and couch which get used to beat up [=SMG0=] before they turn back to normal and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run off]].
218	* The "best Luigi impersonation" challenge. From Hugh Neutron accidentally saying "it's-a-me, Mario!" to Mario somehow ''beating'' Luigi.
219	-->'''Luigi:''' Damn, he's good.
220	* "Who can wake up Melony?" has Mario and Meggy go to all manner of extremes to try and wake Melony up, from dunking her in a harbor (much to Mr. Monitor's displeasure) to shoving her in a washing machine. [[HeavySleeper Melony manages to sleep through everything]]... until Meggy [[LoudOfWar surrounds her with towers of amps and blows up the Earth by playing "Mario screaming earrape" through them]]... and even then, [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Melony wakes up gently, declares "Oh boy, 3AM!" and starts ravenously chowing down on a pizza]].
221	-->'''Meggy's floating skeleton:''' Heyyy! That's pretty good!
222	* "Who can get Mr. Hall Monitor to commit a crime" has Saiko kicking over a recycle bin, [[DisproportionateRetribution causing Mr. Monitor to chase after her by transforming into a police car]]. After avoiding all of Saiko's attempts to get him to hit someone during the chase, he finally catches up to her in a grass field... only for her to point out the sign saying "[[JaywalkingWillRuinYourLife DON'T STAND ON THE GRASS]]," causing him to let out a BigNo and [[MadeOfExplodium explode]].
223	* How Mario loses in "Who can go the longest on the internet without looking at [[Rule34 NSFW content]]". First he looks up "boobies" finding pictures of the sea bird, then he looks up "Thicc Fat Ass" and ends up finding tons of pictures of [[FunWithHomophones overweight donkeys]]. Then he looks up his own name and…
224	-->'''Mario, in [[VideoGame/VsTabiExBoyfriend Tabi's]] voice:''' OH MY GOD! THEY'RE DRAWING ''PORN'' OF ME!
225	* The "Who can post Eggman's nudes the fastest" challenge, where Mario and Melony chase a naked Eggman in an attempt to take a nude photo of him. Melony wins by disguising herself among other watermelons at a FruitCart and ambushing Eggman. He reacts [[MemeticMutation accordingly.]]
226	-->'''Robotnik:''' What do you want from me?\
227	'''Mario:''' Dick pics. (smiles wider and creepier, then gets a chair thrown at him.)
228	* In "Who can beat Saiko in a game of Guitar Hero", Saiko has such a phenomenal performance she earns [[BrokeTheRatingScale two million points]]. When [=SMG4=] plays, he does so badly he gets '''''over 23.6 quintillion [[BeyondTheImpossible negative points]].''''' Meanwhile, Mario just sits there playing a regular acoustic guitar.
229	-->'''Mario:''' This is a song I call [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Parkinson's"]]. ''Randomly and rapidly strums the guitar''
230	* In "Who can beat Belle in a Speedrun", Mario challenges Belle in ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' only for Belle to beat him within minutes. Luigi, on the other hand, chooses ''Rock Simulator 2014''. Luigi "plays" until Belle loses her patience and {{rage quit}}s.
231	* "Who can create the strongest password" has Melony summoning Satan (depicted as [[VideoGame/DeadByDaylight The Oni]]) to take her to hell, steal a keyboard, and make a password out of satanic symbols [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking before adding "123" to the end]]. The password strength indicator [[ReadingsBlewUpTheScale explodes]].
232	* This little gem from Sonic after Mario breaks his legs by shooting them.
233	-->"If bread in french is pain, then I own a [[SuddenlyShouting F%#@!^G BAKERY!!!]]"
234	* [=SMG3=] slapping [=SMG4=] with an enlarged hand for thinking he could stop a brainwashed Mario with just words.
235	* [=SMG3=]'s dramatic departure being ruined.
236	-->'''[[MomentKiller Mario]]:''' [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Hey! You two should kiss!]] ''[both [=SMG3=] and [=SMG4=] punch him]''
237
238	!!2022
239	* The opening statements by Lawyer Kong and Meggy quickly devolve into VolleyingInsults (with OBJECTION said before every insult, of course) before spiraling into a straight-up fist fight. Mario, who up until this point openly disliked being in court, starts to enjoy it, declaring that court is fun while [[PassThePopcorn eating popcorn]].
240	* Melony and Wario are challenged to listen to Bob's life story without cringing. Wario doesn't even get past the first sentence.
241	-->'''Bob:''' It all started when I got my ovaries.\
242	'''Wario:''' ''(Starts flying around the room)'' OH NO, ME HEART STOPPED! I'M F[bleep]ING DYING! ''(proceeds to disintegrate)''
243	** Melony "survives" Bob's life story by using fake eyes to hide that she's slept through it.
244	* "Who can win against Kirby in a Dream Buffet-styled race?" Mario puts up a hell of a fight, even sabotaging Kirby with a lemon, only to find at the weigh in that they both got the ''exact'' same amount at ''[[BigEater 7.40000 million pounds]]''! Mario is [[BigWhat briefly shocked]] before he suddenly ''eats his hat'' bumping him up to 7.4000''1'' and [[TemptingFate allowing him to gloat his victory to Kirby]], which of course leads to him being inhaled and Kirby subsequently weighing 14.80001 million pounds, thus beating Mario. [=SMG4=] wisely decides to just not even try.
245	* "Who can build the best ship?" Bowser builds a ship using random props, plus Kamek and Steve. Whimpu creates a different kind of ship: himself and [[IBangedYourMom Bowser's mom]].
246	-->'''Whimpu:''' [[WebAnimation/YoMama YO MAMA!]]
247	* One challenge is to commit the largest amount of copyright infringement. Of course, [=SMG4=] is already on trial on those exact grounds. He starts celebrating before getting a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown from the Nintendo Ninjas.
248	* Luigi and [=SMG3=] are challenged to be the least funny, much to the latter's indignation. As you might expect, [=SMG3=] "wins" with a Bad Luck Brian meme, while Luigi's inability to do anything due to being scared out of his mind sends the audience into hysterics.
249	* "Challenge: Be the first person to find Manga/OnePiece." 145,299 episodes later, [[TakeThat nobody does]].
250	* Mario and Meggy are to go head to head in a studying challenge. Meggy is ''immediately'' declared the winner before either can start.
251	** And when Mario DOES try it, his brain goes smooth and his head catches fire.
252	--->MARIO'S BRAIN IS NOT OKEY DOKEY!
253	* The Kirby lore reduces Meggy to a skeleton, and even Mario, [[PyrrhicVictory the nominal winner]], is screaming to be killed. Even Sora from ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' is not immune to this.
254	* Karen wins both of her challenges easily. In the Onlyfans challenge, she shows a foot (not her foot, a picture of a human foot) and gets showered in cash, and she wins the self portrait challenge after drawing an Autism Creature with cat ears because Mario put too much detail in his.
255	* Mario and [=SMG4=] try to go the longest without saying a single meme, and they both try baiting each other into breaking. [[FromBadToWorse And then the waiter]], [[VideoGame/AmongUs a Red Crewmate]], shows up.
256	-->'''Mario:''' Can… Mario get a triple Among U- ''(Screams to stop himself)'' [[LastSecondWordSwap I MEAN FUNGUS]] burger.\
257	'''[=SMG4=]:''' Can I just get fries with t-tomato sus-[[CurseCutShort OH FU-]] ''(Buzzer sounds)''
258	* "Who can survive being with clones of yourself the longest?" Melony quickly launches into a battle with her clone over a bed. Toad, [[InexplicablyIdenticalIndividuals being Toad]], is completely unfazed by having a clone of himself and they just stand by and bond while drinking coffee and [[StrawMisogynist sharing a hearty laugh about women]].
259	* Shroomy finds himself in a shroom eating contest. His initial ([[CarnivoreConfusion understandable]]) apprehension turns into enjoyment when he tastes it and [[BlackComedyCannibalism starts scarfing down shrooms at the same rate as Mario]], much to Toad's horror.
260	* According to [=SMG4=] the show's all about love, imagination, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and getting assaulted by the Teletubby Po]].
261	* If you pay attention during Karen's segment of the rap, Lawyer Kong looks utterly confused to have her on his side, giving a baffled AsideGlance during her lines. He isn't controlling her at all (and in fact can't, due to her being an OriginalCharacter), she just hates her life THAT much.
262	* When Lawyer Kong loses, he just completely gives up and turns into Funky Kong. He reappears during the epilogue to try and [[ArmsDealer sell guns]] to everyone he'd just faced in court. [[EasilyForgiven They're interested.]]
263	* Tari lamenting that her friends did an entire arc without her.
264	* When [=SMG4=] is changed into his design from "If Mario Was In... Splatoon 3", Melony, Tari, and Saiko quickly turn to [=SMG3=], who just shrugs it off right before his own transformation. The thoroughly anti-climactic way in which [=SMG3=] changes also gets a small laugh, especially after the grandiose and dramatic transformation that his counterpart went through. Just the girls turning to look at him, him shrugging in return, and then just popping into his new form.
265	-->'''[=SMG3=]:''' AHH! [[RacialTransformation I'M ASIAN]]!
266	* Luigi has an odd impression when he notices Saiko welcoming [=SMG4=] into a "Permanent Body Club" (who is holding up a sign while wiggling back and forth saying "One of Us, One of Us"). That might be why he dons the Breaking Bad look at the end of the episode.
267	* Why does Miyamoto force Bob and Boopkins to get redesigns too? He’s sick of commenters bringing them up whenever Nintendo shows a Spike or Garo.
268	* Once the video ends, Luke cheers "Nintendo didn't kick my ass!"
269	** Luke goes more in depth about the redesigns, including how he's worried he might get DMCA'd for real, complete with Miyamoto's face shaking violently on screen.
270	** He assures the viewer that characters like Mario and Luigi are safe, however. This is completed by Mario [[TakeThat kicking his movie design away]].
271
272	!!2023
273	* [=SMG3=] explaining how the Spy Rizz Watch scores how well (or poorly) he and [=SMG4=] did.
274	-->'''[=SMG3=]:''' If it goes up, it means they picked the right choice. If it goes down, it means [[SuddenlyShouting THEY SCREWED US]]!
275	* The Meme Guardians try to get into the casino by scaring Mario. They do this by disguising themselves as [[MonsterClown Monster Clowns]], which initially doesn't faze Mario. Until [=SMG3=] accidentally knocks [=SMG4's=] mask off. ''This'' of all things is what makes Mario run away screaming from the "scary clown".
276	* [=SMG4=] tries to hack the security cameras — and only succeeds in hacking Luke dancing onto the monitors.
277	* The [=SMGs=] try to escape Chris and Swag using tear gas, only to be affected themselves [[DidntThinkThisThrough because there's no windows in the elevator they're in]]. To add insult to injury, Chris and Swag turn out to be immune to tear gas [[NoodleIncident due to their experiences in World War II]].
278	* When trapped in a crashing elevator, [=SMG4=] tries to BLJ out of there. This amounts to slapping his limbs against the wall, being completely unable to do it like Mario can. Chris and [=SMG3=] can only stare in bewilderment as the elevator hits the bottom, especially as Swag joins in the failed BLJ action.
279	* Mario hijacks the interrogation mission to use against [=SMG3=] to get the key to his notebook. Unfortunately for the latter, the audience made the "right" choice in torturing him with cringe memes. Besides making the Spy Rizz go down, it makes Mario's "Mario Rizz" go up.
280	* The [=SMGs=] run into Depresso in the vent, who was apparently forbidden from performing his comedy act in the casino by Marty. Considering that all his jokes are of the awful, clichéd variety you'd find in a children's joke book, you can't help but think he might've had a point there…
281	* [=SMG3=]'s trolling succeeds in directing all of the weaponry towards Mario… [[EpicFail and getting the safe triple-locked]].
282	* Upon being confronted with THE POWER OF MEMES, which takes the form of a ''VideoGame/ClubPenguin'' avatar that approaches Mario, dances and disappears, Mario recalls being popular in ''Club Penguin'' and falling from grace after his friends left him for penguins with cooler clothes. [=SMG4=] has no idea how to take it.
283	-->'''[=SMG4=]:''' [[LampshadeHanging This is the weirdest WOTFI we've ever done]]...
284	* Mario and Marty's arrest is on the newspaper [=SMG4's=] reading at the end... and its description offhandedly talks about ''WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus'' for... reasons.
285	* Marty's motive for stealing the notebook was to learn [=SMG3's=] secret pizza recipe. The [[{{Defictionalization}} defictionalized]] sussy notebook contains what it was, as shown by [[https://twitter.com/smg4official/status/1720153877272563783 this tweet]]:
286	-->- Flour\
287	- Hot Sauce\
288	- 2 litres of baked beans

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