History Funny / WarOfTheFatItalians

'''Arcs''': [[Funny/SMG4TheWaluigiArc The Waluigi Arc]] | [[Funny/SMG4TheRapperBobArc The Rapper Bob Arc]] | [[Funny/SMG4TheAnimeArc The Anime Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheYouTubeArc The [=YouTube=] Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersGenesisArc Genesis Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersRevelationsArc Revelations Arc]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheLawsuitArc The Lawsuit Arc]]\\

** Their race at Bob-Omb Fields consists of Mario getting a head start, [=SMG4=] throwing a Bob-Omb at him, and [=SMG4=] finding the plumber pole dancing the goal flag.

'''Movies''': Funny/MeggysDestinyAnSMG4Movie | Funny/TheSMG4Movie10YearAnniversarySpecial | Funny/SMG4MovieRevelations | Funny/SMG4MovieItsGottaBePerfect | Funny/SMG4MovieWesternSpaghetti\\

[-'''Years''': [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers 2011-2017]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2018Bloopers 2018]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2019Bloopers 2019]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2020Bloopers 2020]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2021Bloopers 2021]] | [[Funny/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers2022Bloopers 2022]] | [[Funny/SMG42023Bloopers 2023]]\\

* Dr. Eggman is seen sending off his son, Eggbaby, to go to school, commenting that it's "the best day of his life". Then as they're hugging, [=SMG1=] and [=SMG2's=] meme powers cause Eggbaby to fly into the sky and turn into energy with Eggman making a BigNo before he himself is also turned into energy. They get turned into a rock and couch witch get used to beat up [=SMG0=] before they turn back to normal and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run off]].

* [=SMG3=] Explaining how the Spy Rizz Watch scores how well (or poorly) he and [=SMG4=] did.

* [=SMG4=] tries to hack the security cameras - and only succeeds in hacking Luke dancing onto the monitors.

* The [=SMGs=] run into Depresso in the vent, who was apparently forbidden from performing his comedy act in the casino by Marty. Considering that all his jokes are of the awful, cliched variety you'd find in a children's joke book, you can't help but think he might've had a point there...

* The next challenge is to have a drawing contest against Axol. Axol creates a replica of [[Characters/StreetFighterRyu Ryu]] using his Inkweaver. [=SMG4=] creates a [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit]] replica that defeats the fake Ryu.

--->'''Toad:''' let me guess you eat your spaghetti and cry because there's no more\\
'''Mario''': how did you know?\\

'''Mario''': >:( fine be a toad

--->'''Mario:''' ok heres the deal! ''(Holding up a sword)'' I kill you and I get to steal your [[BrickJoke hello kitty collection!]]\\

--> '''Mario:''' '''''EUGHAHA!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! AHHHHHH!!!!''''' ''*runs off screaming and jumps through a window. [=SMG4=] watches on with a "meh". look*''

--> '''Mario:''' It's-a me, Princess '''''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH!!]]'''''\\

---> '''[=SMG4=]''': Clean your walls, toilets, roofs, and, uh... (footage of Bob being used to wipe Wario's ass) miscellaneous!

--->'''Fishy Boopkins''': Okay, now we're going to learn about electronics! [[LethallyStupid Who wants to defuse this bomb?]] *giant :D face*\\

--> '''Mario:''' Sheet, sheet! ''*points into distance with IdeaBulb sound going off*'' WOAH, LOOK AT THIS! Boooooooobies!\\

---> '''Luigi''': I know you two are feeling uneasy that’s why you should play games with [[ItsAllAboutMe more LUIGI!]]
---> '''Both Mario and [=SMG4=]''': [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie N]][[BigNo O!]]

--->'''X''': You guys got 10 seconds to compliment each other, [[IWantMyMommy or I'm going to be making you scream for your mother!]]
--->'''[=SMG4=]''': Hey man! What's with all this sass?
--->'''Mario''': Yeah dude. What's got up your ass?
--->'''Activating InstantKill''' '''([[OhCrap [=SMG4=] and Mario start panicking]])'''
--->'''[=SMG4=]''': Oh god, MARIO! I'm sorry for talking smack!
--->'''Mario''': You too!! Uhhh... I think you make a great snacc!
---> ''([[StuffBlowingUp The whole video explodes]] and cuts to a blank screen.)''
--->'''[[VideoGame/SegaRally Game over YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!]]'''

--> '''Susan''': GO DO YA HOMEWORK OR NO MINECRAFT TONIGHT!
--> '''Oof Buttons''': Yes Mum... *buttons leave to do homework*

-->Super Nut

--->'''Four Dancing Toads in the hospital''': [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy "Men! We don't know what we did!"]]

-->'''Rob:''' I am a chad cause I eat corn.\\

-->You're so mean, and as cold as ice.\\

---> '''Mario''': Using them for his own gain? Ooh, Meggy, you big brain!\\
'''Meggy''': Thanks, Red ''rolls eyes'' I'm sure they're nervous!\\
'''Mario''': No problem, Meggy, at your service!

--> '''Bob:''' [[{{Jerkass}} Ew, why are you holding hands?]]\\

-->'''Luigi''': Damn, he's good.

-->'''Mario, in [[VideoGame/VsTabiExBoyfriend Tabi's]] voice''': OH MY GOD! THEY'RE DRAWING ''PORN'' OF ME!

-->'''Robotnik''': What do you want from me?
-->'''Mario''': Dick pics. (smiles wider and creepier, then gets a chair thrown at him.)

-->'''Mario''': This is a song I call [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Parkinson's"]]. ''Randomly and rapidly strums the guitar''

--> "If bread in french is pain, then I own a [[SuddenlyShouting F%#@!^G BAKERY!!!]]"

--> '''Bob:''' It all started when I got my ovaries.\\

--> '''Whimpu:''' [[WebAnimation/YoMama YO MAMA!]]

--> MARIO'S BRAIN IS NOT OKEY DOKEY!

-->'''Mario:''' Can… Mario get a triple Among U- ''(Screams to stop himself)'' [[LastSecondWordSwap I MEAN FUNGUS]] burger.
-->'''[=SMG4=]:''' Can I just get fries with t-tomato sus-[[CurseCutShort OH FU-]] ''(Buzzer sounds)''

-->'''[=SMG3=]''': AHH! [[RacialTransformation I'M ASIAN]]!

-->'''[=SMG3=]''': If it goes up, it means they picked the right choice. If it goes down, it means [[SuddenlyShouting THEY SCREWED US]]!

-->'''[=SMG4:=]''' [[LampshadeHanging This is the weirdest WOTFI we've ever done]]...

* Marty's motive for stealing the pizza recipe was to learn [=SMG3's=] secret pizza recipe. The [[{{Defictionalization}} defictionalized]] sussy notebook contains what it was, as shown by [[https://twitter.com/smg4official/status/1720153877272563783 this tweet]]:

* The challenge where the duo have to survive the longest after stealing Toast Shy Guy's Toast including Mario disguising himself as a banana peel. All culminating in Toast Shy Guy kicking away a warp pipe [=SMG4=] was going to jump down (Complete with "I Believe I Can Fly!") and Mario getting blown up by Toast Shy Guy using a bunch of guns (Mario in slow motion: HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT! Toast Shy Guy: Yeah, toast! *GIANT EXPLOSTION* Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

** Meggy becoming SuddenlyVoiced for this rap.

Hot Sauce\\
2 litres of baked beans

* [=SMG3=]'s trolling succeeds in directing all of the weaponry towards Mario... and getting the safe triple-locked.

-->'''[=SMG4=]:''' I can beat Mario! I am the master!