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| 4 | |
| 5 | [[folder:Intros]] |
| 6 | * Supergirl vs. Catwoman |
| 7 | -->'''Supergirl''': Make any big scores lately?\ |
| 8 | '''Catwoman''': (smugly) [[DatingCatwoman Just Batman's heart.]]\ |
| 9 | '''Supergirl''': [[NoJustNoReaction (audibly nauseated)]] Hold on, I'm gonna barf... |
| 10 | * Supergirl vs. Batman |
| 11 | -->'''Supergirl''': Hard to tell, but you look grumpy.\ |
| 12 | '''Batman''': Kryptonians give me headaches.\ |
| 13 | '''Supergirl''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You're in for a doozy.]] |
| 14 | * Atrocitus vs. Supergirl |
| 15 | -->'''Atrocitus''': [[Comicbook/RedDaughterOfKrypton You could wear a Red Ring...]]\ |
| 16 | '''Supergirl''': Red jewelry's kinda for old ladies.\ |
| 17 | '''Atrocitus''': '''''[[BerserkButton MOCK ME AT YOUR PERIL!]]''''' |
| 18 | * Supergirl vs. Atrocitus |
| 19 | -->'''Supergirl''': You gonna [[SuperSpit spit up]] on me, Atrocitus?\ |
| 20 | '''Atrocitus''': ''Irritating female...''\ |
| 21 | '''Supergirl''': Y'know who else does that? ''Babies''! |
| 22 | * Bane vs. Harley Quinn |
| 23 | -->'''Bane''': I will destroy you with one hand.\ |
| 24 | '''Harley Quinn''': What's the other one gonna be doing?\ |
| 25 | '''Bane''': [[ShutupKirk Silence, clown!]] |
| 26 | * Blue Beetle vs. Harley Quinn |
| 27 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': Shall we duel, Your Highness?\ |
| 28 | '''Harley Quinn''': How about slaps and tickles at ten paces?!\ |
| 29 | '''Blue Beetle''': Just my luck... ''freak of nature''... |
| 30 | * Harley Quinn vs. Wonder Woman |
| 31 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': How's it feel being the villain?\ |
| 32 | '''Wonder Woman''': ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[{{Hypocrite}} the villain]], Quinn.\ |
| 33 | '''Harley Quinn''': The lady's crazier than I am! |
| 34 | * [[MirrorMatch Supergirl vs. Supergirl]] |
| 35 | -->'''Supergirl 1''': [[Series/Supergirl2015 Do I actually have a sister?!]]\ |
| 36 | '''Supergirl 2''': Pfft, as if.\ |
| 37 | '''Supergirl 1''': How dare you get my hopes up! |
| 38 | * [[MirrorMatch Supergirl vs. Supergirl]], again |
| 39 | -->'''Supergirl 1''': Kara Zor-El?\ |
| 40 | '''Supergirl 2''': Who wants to know?\ |
| 41 | '''Supergirl 1''': ''Kara Zor-El.'' |
| 42 | * [[MirrorMatch Supergirl vs. Supergirl]], [[RuleofThree yet again]] |
| 43 | -->'''Supergirl 1''': What's your deal?\ |
| 44 | '''Supergirl 2''': I'm Supergirl! You playing dress-up?\ |
| 45 | '''Supergirl 1''': More like...''beat-em-up''! |
| 46 | * Supergirl vs. Power Girl |
| 47 | -->'''Supergirl''': What's your deal?\ |
| 48 | '''Power Girl''': I'm Power Girl! [[IronicEcho Playing dress-up?]]\ |
| 49 | '''Supergirl''': More like...''beat-em-up''! |
| 50 | * Blue Beetle vs. Batman |
| 51 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': It's Beetle versus Bat!\ |
| 52 | '''Batman''': Bats '''eat''' beetles.\ |
| 53 | '''Blue Beetle''': [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendofRonBurgundy ...that escalated quickly.]] |
| 54 | * Atrocitus vs. Blue Beetle |
| 55 | -->'''Atrocitus''': ''You are a bug, Blue Beetle...''\ |
| 56 | '''Blue Beetle''': Whatever you say, ''cat lady''!\ |
| 57 | '''Atrocitus''': [[CatsAreMean DEX-STARR SHALL GNAW ON YOUR BONES]]! |
| 58 | * Superman vs. Blue Beetle |
| 59 | -->'''Superman''': Are you sure about this?\ |
| 60 | '''Blue Beetle''': Nope, but I'm here.\ |
| 61 | '''Superman''': I'll give you points for honesty. |
| 62 | * Green Arrow vs. Firestorm |
| 63 | -->'''Green Arrow''': So, has Bruce ever sat you down for... the talk?\ |
| 64 | '''Firestorm''': How young do you think I am?\ |
| 65 | '''Green Arrow''': Not ''[[TheTalk that]]'' talk, Firestorm. |
| 66 | * Green Arrow vs. Catwoman |
| 67 | -->'''Green Arrow''': Aww nuts, I forgot my spray bottle!\ |
| 68 | '''Catwoman''': [rolls eyes] Hilarious, Ollie.\ |
| 69 | '''Green Arrow''': [smirks] I know. |
| 70 | * Blue Beetle vs. Supergirl |
| 71 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': [[WouldntHitAGirl I'm no fan of hitting girls]].\ |
| 72 | '''Supergirl''': Heh, you'll be lucky to ''[[AccidentalInnuendo tickle]]'' me.\ |
| 73 | '''Blue Beetle''': [[ChivalrousPervert Yep]], [[DoubleEntendre I kinda would be]]. |
| 74 | ** Becomes a BrickJoke in the following clash dialogue: |
| 75 | -->'''Supergirl''': Still trying to tickle me?\ |
| 76 | '''Blue Beetle''': Haha... yeah. |
| 77 | * Captain Cold vs. Doctor Fate |
| 78 | -->'''Captain Cold''': Doctor.\ |
| 79 | '''Doctor Fate''': Captain.\ |
| 80 | '''Captain Cold''': Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar. |
| 81 | ** This one is particularly funny if [[https://www.facebook.com/injusticegame/videos/1440832402636037/ the fight starts in the Ace o' Clubs bar.]] |
| 82 | * Doctor Fate vs. Captain Cold |
| 83 | -->'''Doctor Fate''': [[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre Part of you is still good, Captain Cold.]]\ |
| 84 | '''Captain Cold''': Yeah, my ''trigger finger''!\ |
| 85 | '''Doctor Fate''': [[OnSecondThought ...Hmm, perhaps I was wrong.]] |
| 86 | * Batman vs Poison Ivy |
| 87 | -->'''Poison Ivy''': Selina's billionaire sugar daddy.\ |
| 88 | '''Batman''': [[GreeneyedMonster Green with jealousy?]]\ |
| 89 | '''Poison Ivy''': Don't flatter yourself. |
| 90 | ** Even funnier when it's noticed that Batman doesn't deny this accusation at all. |
| 91 | * Harley Quinn vs Poison Ivy |
| 92 | -->'''Harley Quinn''' Doctor Isley.\ |
| 93 | '''Poison Ivy''': Doctor Quinzel.\ |
| 94 | '''Harley Quinn''': ''Ooh,'' I love it when we play "doctor". |
| 95 | * Green Arrow vs. Brainiac |
| 96 | -->'''Green Arrow''': Why are all the aliens I meet despots?!\ |
| 97 | '''Brainiac''': Earth's leaders are a little different.\ |
| 98 | '''Green Arrow''': ...[[{{Touche}} got me there.]] |
| 99 | * Gorilla Grodd vs. The Flash |
| 100 | -->'''Gorilla Grodd''': Hold still, puny hero.\ |
| 101 | '''The Flash''': Sorry. Restless leg syndrome.\ |
| 102 | '''Gorilla Grodd''': ''I'll tear them from your hips!'' |
| 103 | * The Flash vs. Gorilla Grodd |
| 104 | -->'''The Flash''': Like the threads?\ |
| 105 | '''Gorilla Grodd''': Your costume's ridiculous.\ |
| 106 | '''The Flash''': At least I'm wearing pants! |
| 107 | * Green Lantern vs. Green Arrow |
| 108 | -->'''Green Lantern''': Billionaire social justice warrior...\ |
| 109 | '''Green Arrow''': I'll take that as a compliment!\ |
| 110 | '''Green Lantern''': ''[scoff]'' You and your bleeding heart... |
| 111 | * Green Arrow Vs. Green Lantern |
| 112 | -->'''Green Arrow''': Green Arrow's got this...\ |
| 113 | '''Green Lantern''': [[HeythatsMyline Stealing my favorite catchphrase?!]]\ |
| 114 | '''Green Arrow''': Whatcha gonna do about it, chum? |
| 115 | * Robin vs. Joker |
| 116 | -->'''Robin:''' I'm no Jason Todd.\ |
| 117 | '''Joker:''' [[DistinctionWithoutADifference He's pathetic. You're contemptible.]]\ |
| 118 | '''Robin:''' [[NoYou And you're]] [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment both.]] |
| 119 | * Joker vs. Scarecrow |
| 120 | -->'''Joker''': I just love these Arkham reunions!\ |
| 121 | '''Scarecrow''': I spiked your punch.\ |
| 122 | '''Joker''': Naughty naughty Scarecrow! |
| 123 | * Bane vs. Green Lantern |
| 124 | -->'''Bane:''' I thought you supported the Regime?\ |
| 125 | '''Green Lantern:''' 100% Team Batman now!\ |
| 126 | '''Bane:''' My ''least'' favorite team. |
| 127 | * Superman vs. Green Arrow |
| 128 | -->'''Superman''': This won't be a fair fight.\ |
| 129 | '''Green Arrow''': Seems only sporting I give you a chance.\ |
| 130 | '''Superman''': [[ActuallyPrettyFunny That was actually kind of funny]]. |
| 131 | * Superman vs. Green Arrow, again. |
| 132 | -->'''Superman''': Excuse me.\ |
| 133 | '''Green Arrow''': [[ParrotExposition Excuse me?]]\ |
| 134 | '''Superman''': [[ShuttingUpNow Forget I said anything.]] |
| 135 | * [[DidyoujustflipoffCthulhu The Joker vs. Darkseid]] |
| 136 | -->'''Joker''': [[NotSoDifferentRemark We've more in common than you care to admit.]]\ |
| 137 | '''Darkseid''': [[PhysicalGod I'm a god.]] [[AxCrazy You're a madman.]]\ |
| 138 | '''Joker''': [[DistinctionWithoutADifference Not mad, differently sane!]] |
| 139 | * [[MirrorMatch Harley Quinn vs. Harley Quinn]] |
| 140 | -->'''Harley Quinn 1''': Hey, good lookin'!\ |
| 141 | '''Harley Quinn 2''': Whatcha got cookin'?\ |
| 142 | '''Harley Quinn 1''': A knuckle buster parfait! |
| 143 | * Captain Cold vs. Green Arrow |
| 144 | -->'''Captain Cold''': Move, Arrow, and I'll blast ya!\ |
| 145 | '''Green Arrow''': Why's it gotta be a ''cold'' gun?\ |
| 146 | '''Captain Cold''': "Captain Tropical" doesn't roll off the tongue. |
| 147 | * The Flash vs. Wonder Woman |
| 148 | -->'''The Flash''': Hitting me won't be easy!\ |
| 149 | '''Wonder Woman''': You're only the fastest ''man'' alive, Barry.\ |
| 150 | '''The Flash''': ...[[{{Touche}} I see what you did there.]] |
| 151 | * Harley Quinn vs. Green Arrow |
| 152 | --> '''Harley Quinn:''' Ollie! I ''[[{{Pun}} quiver]]'' with joy!\ |
| 153 | '''Green Arrow:''' Archery puns, ''really?''\ |
| 154 | '''Harley Quinn:''' Don't be so cross...bow. |
| 155 | * Harley Quinn vs. Aquaman |
| 156 | --> '''Harley Quinn:''' Docs now say fish remember faces.\ |
| 157 | '''Aquaman:''' I'll never forget ''yours!''\ |
| 158 | '''Harley Quinn:''' ''[gasp]'' It's ''true!'' |
| 159 | * Black Canary vs. Harley Quinn |
| 160 | -->'''Black Canary:''' You said "[[ExactWords girls' night out]]", Harley.\ |
| 161 | '''Harley Quinn:''' [[MetaphoricallyTrue Well, we're out, ain't we?]]\ |
| 162 | '''Black Canary:''' This isn't what's meant by "doing shots". |
| 163 | * Batman vs. The Joker |
| 164 | -->'''Batman''': We're not doing this anymore, Joker.\ |
| 165 | '''Joker''': You're breaking up with me?\ |
| 166 | '''Batman''': I'm ''breaking'' you. |
| 167 | * Batman vs. The Joker |
| 168 | -->'''Batman''': You're supposed to be dead.\ |
| 169 | '''Joker''': Maybe we're ''both'' dead, Bats!\ |
| 170 | '''Batman''': Then this would be Hell. |
| 171 | * Green Arrow vs. The Flash |
| 172 | -->'''Green Arrow''': My Earth's Flash would like a word.\ |
| 173 | '''The Flash''': I can imagine what that word is...\ |
| 174 | '''Green Arrow''': I'd tell you, but [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall this is a family show.]] |
| 175 | * Captain Cold vs. The Flash |
| 176 | -->'''Captain Cold''': Good thing you're wearing long johns.\ |
| 177 | '''The Flash''': [[GoingCommando I'm totally commando under here!]]\ |
| 178 | '''Captain Cold''': Ugh, ''{{T|ooMuchInformation}}MI''! |
| 179 | * Captain Cold vs. Firestorm |
| 180 | -->'''Captain Cold''': Fire 'n' ice...\ |
| 181 | '''Firestorm''': Heh, a played-out theme, don't ya think?\ |
| 182 | '''Captain Cold''': Got a soft spot for the [[Creator/RobertFrost classics]]. |
| 183 | * Captain Cold vs. Harley Quinn |
| 184 | -->'''Captain Cold''': Back off, Harley.\ |
| 185 | '''Harley''': Aye-aye, Cap'n! Heard ya had a cold anyway...\ |
| 186 | '''Captain Cold''': ''(in a [[FauxAffablyEvil mockingly sweet]] tone)'' If anyone's sick, precious, it's ''[[NoYOU you]]''! |
| 187 | * Batman vs. Harley Quinn |
| 188 | -->'''Batman''': Dinah said you woke up screaming for Joker.\ |
| 189 | '''Harley''': ...yeah, that dream was really NotSafeForWork.\ |
| 190 | '''Batman''': Should I be concerned? |
| 191 | * Harley Quinn vs. Batman |
| 192 | -->'''Harley''': We're gonna ''[[DeadlyEuphemism take care of]]'' Wonder Woman, right?\ |
| 193 | '''Batman''': By "take care of", you mean "[[ThouShallNotKill put in jail]]"?\ |
| 194 | '''Harley''': ...[[SureLetsGoWithThat yeah, that's exactly what I meant]]... |
| 195 | * Harley Quinn vs. Batman (again) |
| 196 | -->'''Harley''': Ya ever gonna trust me 100%?\ |
| 197 | '''Batman''': I don't trust ''anyone'' that much.\ |
| 198 | '''Harley''': Fine! I'll settle for 80. |
| 199 | * Harley Quinn vs. Cheetah |
| 200 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': [[Literature/LittleRedRidingHood My, what big claws you have!]]\ |
| 201 | '''Cheetah''': [[TheBigBadWolf The better to slash off your face, my dear.]]\ |
| 202 | '''Harley Quinn''': You know the wolf ''dies'', right? |
| 203 | * The Joker vs. Cyborg |
| 204 | -->'''Joker''': ''Boop beep dop boop boop!''\ |
| 205 | '''Cyborg''': ...what are you doing?\ |
| 206 | '''Joker''': That's robot for "''you're dead''"! |
| 207 | * The Joker vs. Atrocitus |
| 208 | -->'''Joker''': What's big, red, and ''ugly'' all over?\ |
| 209 | '''Atrocitus''': DON'T SAY IT!\ |
| 210 | '''Joker''': ...so you've heard it already. |
| 211 | * The Joker vs. Firestorm |
| 212 | -->'''Joker''': What's big, red, and ''ugly'' all over?\ |
| 213 | '''Firestorm''': [[ShutupHannibal Just shut up and]] [[BringIt fight!]]\ |
| 214 | '''Joker''': ...so you've heard it already. |
| 215 | * The Joker vs. Deadshot |
| 216 | -->'''Joker''': Guns, guns, guns...where's the art?\ |
| 217 | '''Deadshot''': I don't get paid extra for creativity.\ |
| 218 | '''Joker''': ''Philistine...'' |
| 219 | * The Joker vs. Green Arrow |
| 220 | -->'''Joker''': I understand you have a family...\ |
| 221 | '''Green Arrow''': ''[[PapaWolf Stay away from them,]]'' ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness you son of a bitch.]]''\ |
| 222 | '''Joker''': [[InsultBackfire Oh, so you've met my mother.]] |
| 223 | * The Joker vs. Captain Cold |
| 224 | -->'''Captain Cold''': I'm pretty funny too, y'know.\ |
| 225 | '''Joker''': Let's hear what you got!\ |
| 226 | '''Captain Cold''': I'm more into ''physical'' comedy. |
| 227 | * The Joker vs. Scarecrow |
| 228 | -->'''Joker''': [[NotSoDifferentremark I guess we are somewhat alike.]]\ |
| 229 | '''Scarecrow''': We're both [[Film/TheDarkKnight agents of chaos]].\ |
| 230 | '''Joker''': But ''I'm'' the pretty one! |
| 231 | * The Joker vs. Blue Beetle |
| 232 | -->'''Joker:''' [[Music/TheBeatles One of the musical mop-tops, from Liverpool!]]\ |
| 233 | '''Blue Beetle:''' [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure Might as well be speakin' Greek, brah.]]\ |
| 234 | '''Joker:''' Ugh. Never trust anyone under 30. |
| 235 | * Supergirl vs. Gorilla Grodd |
| 236 | -->'''Supergirl:''' Got something for you, Grodd.\ |
| 237 | '''Gorilla Grodd:''' How bad can it be?\ |
| 238 | '''Supergirl:''' [[Film/SupermanTheMovie You'll believe a gorilla can fly!]] |
| 239 | * Cyborg vs. Scarecrow |
| 240 | -->'''Cyborg''': What's your deal, anyway?\ |
| 241 | '''Scarecrow''': I create fear and disruption.\ |
| 242 | '''Cyborg''': Online, we call that "{{troll}}ing". |
| 243 | * Cyborg vs. Grid |
| 244 | -->'''Cyborg''': What's your deal, anyway?\ |
| 245 | '''Grid''': In destroying you, perhaps I will gain emotion.\ |
| 246 | '''Cyborg''': Online, we call that "trolling". |
| 247 | * Green Lantern vs. Scarecrow |
| 248 | -->'''Green Lantern''': Ugh, between you and Sinestro, I can't sleep.\ |
| 249 | '''Scarecrow''': I know what keeps you awake...\ |
| 250 | '''Green Lantern''': Yeah, [[MustHaveCaffeine too much coffee]] and [[BondVillainStupidity dumb villain banter]]. |
| 251 | * Scarecrow vs. Poison Ivy |
| 252 | -->'''Scarecrow''': Rejecting your own people?\ |
| 253 | '''Poison Ivy''': For being botanophobes.\ |
| 254 | '''Scarecrow''': ''[[VillainHasaPoint ...Said the anthropophobe...]]'' |
| 255 | * Firestorm vs. Scarecrow |
| 256 | -->'''Firestorm''': [[Film/TheWizardOfOz How about a little fire, Scarecrow?!]]\ |
| 257 | '''Scarecrow''': ''A film reference?!''\ |
| 258 | '''Firestorm''': ...Next time, Professor, I'll do the trash-talking./I'll send you ''over the rainbow''... |
| 259 | ** It gets even funnier when you realize one of Scarecrow's ''recurring'' lines during matches includes "Now I'm playing with power" which is a double reference to both [[Film/FreddysDeadTheFinalNightmare a film]] (one where Creator/{{Robert|Englund}} [[ActorAllusion Englund]] ''also'' referenced ''Wizard of Oz'') and an advertising slogan for [[Creator/{{Nintendo}} an 80's gaming console]], making his remark [[HypocriticalHumor hilariously hypocritical]] in hindsight. |
| 260 | * Green Arrow vs. Superman |
| 261 | -->'''Green Arrow''': Shouldn't have messed with Dinah.\ |
| 262 | '''Superman''': She scares me more than you, Oliver.\ |
| 263 | '''Green Arrow''': ...Some days she scares me too. |
| 264 | * Harley Quinn vs. Mr. Freeze |
| 265 | -->'''Harley''': [[AllGirlsLikePonies Can you make me a pony?]]\ |
| 266 | '''Mr. Freeze''': It will make the [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic twilight sparkle.]]\ |
| 267 | '''Harley''': ''[laughter]'' [[ActorAllusion I was hoping you'd say that.]] |
| 268 | ** The same line vs. Green Lantern: |
| 269 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': Can you make me a pony?\ |
| 270 | '''Green Lantern''': How about a straitjacket?\ |
| 271 | '''Harley Quinn''': I got plenty of those at home! |
| 272 | ** The same line vs. Raiden: |
| 273 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': Can you make me a pony?\ |
| 274 | '''Raiden''': I am a Thunder God, not a sorcerer.\ |
| 275 | '''Harley Quinn''': BORING! |
| 276 | * Harley Quinn vs. Mr. Freeze |
| 277 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': One snow cone, please!\ |
| 278 | '''Mr. Freeze''': [[WhoDares You]] ''[[WhoDares dare]]'' mock my suffering?!\ |
| 279 | '''Harley Quinn''': [[Film/BatmanandRobin Just tryin' to break the ice.]] |
| 280 | ** The same line vs. Captain Cold |
| 281 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': One snow cone, please!\ |
| 282 | '''Captain Cold''': You're a riot, Quinn.\ |
| 283 | '''Harley Quinn''': Just tryin' to break the ice. |
| 284 | * Black Canary vs. Black Canary |
| 285 | -->'''Black Canary 1:''' Ollie couldn't handle two of us.\ |
| 286 | '''Black Canary 2:''' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy He'd like to think he could.]]\ |
| 287 | '''Black Canary 1:''' All men do. |
| 288 | * Green Lantern vs. Robin |
| 289 | -->'''Green Lantern''': I'd rather deal with your boss, kid.\ |
| 290 | '''Robin''': I'm nobody's sidekick, Jordan.\ |
| 291 | '''Green Lantern''': Spoken like a true sidekick. |
| 292 | * Green Lantern vs. Robin (again) |
| 293 | -->'''Green Lantern''': Know your role, Junior.\ |
| 294 | '''Robin''': Time you showed me some respect!\ |
| 295 | '''Green Lantern''': Okay then, ''[[TheGadfly Mister]]'' [[TheGadfly Junior]]. |
| 296 | * [[BattleCouple Green Arrow vs. Black Canary]] |
| 297 | -->'''Green Arrow''': What now, pretty bird?\ |
| 298 | '''Black Canary''': You haven't been a good boy.\ |
| 299 | '''Green Arrow''': ''Ooooh...'' My SafeWord is "Arrowcave". |
| 300 | * Black Canary vs. Green Arrow |
| 301 | -->'''Black Canary:''' ''(seductively)'' Now you're gonna get it.\ |
| 302 | '''Green Arrow:''' [[InLoveWithYourCarnage I think I have a crush on you.]]\ |
| 303 | '''Black Canary:''' You can't flatter your way outta this. |
| 304 | * [[BattleCouple Black Canary vs. Green Arrow]] ([[RuleofThree again]]) |
| 305 | --> '''Black Canary''': You booked Connor's sitter, yeah?\ |
| 306 | '''Green Arrow''': I thought ''you'' were booking the sitter?\ |
| 307 | '''Black Canary''': Now you're ''really'' gonna get hurt... |
| 308 | * Power Girl vs. Captain Cold: |
| 309 | -->'''Power Girl:''' I'm stranded in the wrong universe.\ |
| 310 | '''Captain Cold:''' Don't give me your sob story.\ |
| 311 | '''Power Girl:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner You see any tears,]] ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner snow bunny]]''? |
| 312 | * Power Girl vs. Brainiac: |
| 313 | -->'''Power Girl:''' You blew up Krypton!\ |
| 314 | '''Brainiac:''' What is your point of origin?\ |
| 315 | '''Power Girl:''' ''[[AskAStupidQuestion Krypton!]]'' |
| 316 | * Superman vs. Harley Quinn: |
| 317 | -->'''Superman:''' Wanna hear a joke?\ |
| 318 | '''Harley Quinn:''' Aw, gee, this oughta be somethin'.\ |
| 319 | '''Superman:''' [[CurbStompBattle Harley Quinn vs.]] ''[[CurbStompBattle Superman]]''. |
| 320 | * Jay Garrick vs. Reverse-Flash |
| 321 | -->'''Jay Garrick''': [[VideoGame/HotlineMiami Do you enjoy hurting people?]]\ |
| 322 | '''Reverse-Flash''': [[CardCarryingVillain I take pride in a job well done.]]\ |
| 323 | '''Jay Garrick''': Find a new line of work, ''friend''. |
| 324 | * Mr. Freeze vs. Reverse-Flash |
| 325 | -->'''Mr. Freeze''': [[PungeonMaster You're standing on very thin ice...]]\ |
| 326 | '''Reverse-Flash''': [[BadassBoast I've run across water before.]]\ |
| 327 | '''Mr. Freeze''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Oh my, that ice is breaking]]... |
| 328 | * [[MirrorMatch Reverse-Flash vs. Reverse-Flash]] |
| 329 | -->'''Reverse-Flash''': Who're you?\ |
| 330 | '''Professor Zoom''': I'm Professor Zoom, and I'll-\ |
| 331 | '''Reverse-Flash''': Sorry, lost me at "[[AtrociousAlias Professor Zoom]]". |
| 332 | * Superman vs. John Stewart |
| 333 | -->'''Superman''': That Power Ring packs quite a punch...\ |
| 334 | '''John Stewart''': [[SemperFi There are many like it,]] [[MemeticMutation but this one's mine.]]\ |
| 335 | '''Superman''': ''Is that so...?'' |
| 336 | * Deadshot vs. John Stewart |
| 337 | -->'''Deadshot''': The army didn't teach me to shoot.\ |
| 338 | '''John Stewart''': [[BadassBoast I was a USMC scout sniper.]]\ |
| 339 | '''Deadshot''': Go ahead, ''[[BringIt demonstrate]]''. |
| 340 | * [[MirrorMatch Superman vs. Superman]] |
| 341 | -->'''Superman 1:''' [[BlufftheImpostor Tell me something only I would know.]]\ |
| 342 | '''Superman 2:''' Two words: [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Beef. Bourguignon.]]\ |
| 343 | '''Superman 1:''' ''(genuinely flabbergasted)'' ...[[ThisCannotBe That's]] ''[[ThisCannotBe impossible]]''! |
| 344 | * John Stewart vs. Power Girl |
| 345 | -->'''John Stewart''': Are you...uh...you know...?\ |
| 346 | '''Power Girl''': Ugh...Single? Yes. And ''happily so''.\ |
| 347 | '''John Stewart''': I was going to say "Kryptonian". |
| 348 | * Darkseid Vs Green Arrow |
| 349 | -->'''Green Arrow''': You sure this is your smartest play?\ |
| 350 | '''Darkseid''': There are no errors in Darkseid's judgment.\ |
| 351 | '''Green Arrow''': That's okay, stupidity ''should'' be painful. |
| 352 | * Harley Quinn vs. Reverse-Flash |
| 353 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': You got a funny name?\ |
| 354 | '''Reverse-Flash''': I won't dignify that with a response.\ |
| 355 | '''Harley Quinn''': Clearly, you're emotional about it... |
| 356 | * Reverse-Flash vs. Darkseid |
| 357 | -->'''Reverse-Flash''': Your future isn't too bright, Darkseid.\ |
| 358 | '''Darkseid''': What are you saying, ''worm''?\ |
| 359 | '''Reverse-Flash''': That an ''[[PungeonMaster apocalypse]]'' [[PungeonMaster awaits]] ''[[PungeonMaster Apokolips]]''! |
| 360 | * Cyborg vs. Green Arrow |
| 361 | -->'''Green Arrow''': Victor, I can't open my pickle jar.\ |
| 362 | '''Cyborg''': Try more pushups.\ |
| 363 | '''Green Arrow''': I'll share 'em with you! |
| 364 | * Blue Beetle vs. Green Arrow |
| 365 | -->'''Green Arrow''': Going down, bug boy!\ |
| 366 | '''Blue Beetle''': Really? That's all you got?\ |
| 367 | '''Green Arrow''': It's an off day for me. |
| 368 | * [[MirrorMatch Jay Garrick vs. Jay Garrick]] |
| 369 | -->'''Jay Garrick 1:''' It's tough enough being in the future.\ |
| 370 | '''Jay Garrick 2:''' I know. Now there's ''two'' of us.\ |
| 371 | '''Jay Garrick 1:''' [[TimeyWimeyBall Just thinking about it makes my head spin!]] |
| 372 | * [[MirrorMatch Jay Garrick vs. Jay Garrick]] |
| 373 | -->'''Jay Garrick 1:''' You can't fool me, [[https://comicvine.gamespot.com/thinker/4005-23851/ Thinker]]!\ |
| 374 | '''Jay Garrick 2:''' I'm you, not your arch-villain!\ |
| 375 | '''Jay Garrick 1:''' That's exactly what you'd want me to think! |
| 376 | * Black Canary vs. Firestorm |
| 377 | -->'''Black Canary:''' It's a look, I'll give you that.\ |
| 378 | '''Firestorm:''' Says the woman who fights in ''fishnets''.\ |
| 379 | '''Black Canary:''' [[MsFanservice I don't hear my fans complaining.]]/[[LetsseeYOUdobetter I'd like to see]] ''[[LetsseeYOUdobetter you]]'' [[LetsseeYOUdobetter pull off fishnets]]. |
| 380 | * Mr. Freeze vs. Blue Beetle |
| 381 | -->'''Mr. Freeze''': [[TechnoBabble Demonstrate the Scarab's recuperative methodology.]]\ |
| 382 | '''Blue Beetle''': [[LaymansTerms Might as well be speaking Greek, brah.]]\ |
| 383 | '''Mr. Freeze''': ''Show me how it heals your wounds.'' |
| 384 | * Blue Beetle vs. Mr. Freeze |
| 385 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': Wow... meeting you is just ''[[{{Pun}} so cool]]''...\ |
| 386 | '''Mr. Freeze''': [[LamePunReaction Cheap puns are beneath you, Beetle...]]\ |
| 387 | '''Blue Beetle''': Thanks...I guess... |
| 388 | * Mr. Freeze vs. Robin |
| 389 | -->'''Mister Freeze''': I'll aid Superman if he'll aid my research.\ |
| 390 | '''Robin''': Uh... [[LittleNo no]].\ |
| 391 | '''Mr. Freeze''': Your ego makes you ''snow blind''. |
| 392 | * Captain Cold vs. Mr. Freeze: |
| 393 | -->'''Captain Cold:''' The Rogues never liked you.\ |
| 394 | '''Mr. Freeze:''' Because I am the ''true'' master of cold.\ |
| 395 | '''Captain Cold:''' How about I freeze your ''head''? |
| 396 | * Captain Cold vs. Robin |
| 397 | -->'''Captain Cold''': Playing the hero, Damian?\ |
| 398 | '''Robin''': I'm not ''playing'' at anything.\ |
| 399 | '''Captain Cold''': Most kids have only one dad to disappoint. |
| 400 | * Captain Cold vs. Blue Beetle |
| 401 | -->'''Captain Cold''': I hate bugs.\ |
| 402 | '''Blue Beetle''': [[DistinctionWithoutADifference Beetles are insects, not bugs]].\ |
| 403 | '''Captain Cold''': Well, that changes ''[[SarcasmMode everything]]''.[=/=]You're still getting squished. |
| 404 | * Blue Beetle vs. The Flash |
| 405 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': Slowin' down, old-timer?\ |
| 406 | '''The Flash''': Careful, I'll photobomb your selfies!\ |
| 407 | '''Blue Beetle''': ...not cool, man. |
| 408 | * Robin vs. Deadshot |
| 409 | -->'''Robin:''' I just had a great idea.\ |
| 410 | '''Deadshot:''' Put your hands up and surrender?\ |
| 411 | '''Robin:''' No. (chuckles) [[BadassBoast I'm gonna shoot you with your own guns.]] |
| 412 | * Blue Beetle vs. Scarecrow |
| 413 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': So, you really full of straw?\ |
| 414 | '''Scarecrow''': No, something much worse.\ |
| 415 | '''Blue Beetle''': Better not be glitter. |
| 416 | * Harley Quinn vs. Swamp Thing |
| 417 | -->'''Harley''': Why do I always get the big guys?\ |
| 418 | '''Swamp Thing''': Because you have a big mouth.\ |
| 419 | '''Harley Quinn''': Leave the humor to me, pal! |
| 420 | * Harley Quinn vs. Swamp Thing |
| 421 | -->'''Swamp Thing''': Of course I'm angry, Harleen.\ |
| 422 | '''Harley''': I didn't think it would hurt you...\ |
| 423 | '''Swamp Thing''': You blew my head off! |
| 424 | * Harley Quinn vs. Superman |
| 425 | -->'''Harley''': You ain't so tough, Superman.\ |
| 426 | '''Superman''': What gives you that idea?\ |
| 427 | '''Harley Quinn''': Alfred knocked yer freakin' ass out! |
| 428 | * Harley Quinn vs. Black Adam |
| 429 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': Ah, [[ComicBook/LegionOfSuperheroes Lightning Lad]]! (Alternatively, “Batman says yer comin’ with me!”)\ |
| 430 | '''Black Adam''': [[WhoDares You dare]] [[DonottauntCthulhu mock me]], child?\ |
| 431 | '''Harley''': ''[in mocking tone]'' "You dare mock me, child?" |
| 432 | * Black Adam vs. Joker |
| 433 | -->'''Black Adam''': I'll turn your laughter into screams.\ |
| 434 | '''Joker''': [[TooKinkyToTorture Oh. Promise, Adam?]]\ |
| 435 | '''Black Adam''': ''(gritted teeth)'' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I give you my solemn vow.]] |
| 436 | * Darkseid vs. Atrocitus |
| 437 | -->'''Darkseid''': I am Lord of Apokolips!\ |
| 438 | '''Atrocitus''': You are nothing to a Red Lantern!\ |
| 439 | '''Darkseid''': [[KneelBeforeZod On your knees, fool]]! |
| 440 | * Darkseid vs. Aquaman |
| 441 | -->'''Darkseid''': Submit, Aquaman, or die. \ |
| 442 | '''Aquaman''': [[SuicidalOverconfidence Should I be intimidated?]] \ |
| 443 | '''Darkseid''': If you have ''but one'' shred of intelligence. |
| 444 | * Darkseid vs. Brainiac |
| 445 | -->'''Darkseid''': How will you survive my Omega Beams?\ |
| 446 | '''Brainiac''': Your power cannot ''touch'' me.\ |
| 447 | '''Darkseid''': [[BringIt Challenge accepted]]. |
| 448 | * Darkseid vs Deadshot |
| 449 | -->'''Deadshot:''' AnyLastWords\ |
| 450 | '''Darkseid:''' Shoot yourself and spare me the trouble.\ |
| 451 | '''Deadshot:''' I'm not taking requests. |
| 452 | * The Joker vs. The Flash |
| 453 | -->'''Joker''': Here's a newsflash! [[StrawNihilist Life is a meaningless joke]].\ |
| 454 | '''The Flash''': Life has meaning if we give it meaning.\ |
| 455 | '''Joker''': [[DeadpanSnarker Get all your advice off bumper stickers?]] |
| 456 | * The Joker vs. Captain Cold |
| 457 | -->'''Joker''': [[Film/DeadPoetsSociety Oh Captain, my Captain]].\ |
| 458 | '''Captain Cold''': [[Creator/WaltWhitman Whitman]]? Seriously?\ |
| 459 | '''Joker''': A little culture wouldn't kill you. |
| 460 | * Harley Quinn vs. Firestorm |
| 461 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': Hey, you've got a campfire on your head.\ |
| 462 | '''Firestorm''': We're not here to sing kumbaya.\ |
| 463 | '''Harley Quinn''': If I want s'mores, I'm getting them! |
| 464 | * Blue Beetle vs. Aquaman |
| 465 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': The Scarab says you talk to fish.\ |
| 466 | '''Aquaman''': That's a gross oversimplification.\ |
| 467 | '''Blue Beetle''': [[DeadpanSnarker But it sure fits easy on a bumper sticker]]. |
| 468 | * Captain Cold vs Batman |
| 469 | -->'''Captain Cold''': A new ice age is coming.\ |
| 470 | '''Batman''': You need a new catchphrase.\ |
| 471 | '''Captain Cold''': You don't have to be a jerk about it. |
| 472 | * Cheetah vs. Catwoman |
| 473 | -->'''Cheetah''': Mine are real, Catwoman.\ |
| 474 | '''Catwoman''': We better be talking about claws.\ |
| 475 | '''Cheetah''': [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} And they are spectacular!]] |
| 476 | * Vixen vs. John Stewart |
| 477 | -->'''Vixen:''' ''(accusingly)'' Long time, no ''talk'', John.\ |
| 478 | '''John Stewart:''' ''(embarrassed)'' Uh, I meant to call you, Mari.\ |
| 479 | '''Vixen:''' I'm not the type who waits by the phone! |
| 480 | * John Stewart vs. Vixen |
| 481 | -->'''John Stewart:''' I'm still the same John you knew.\ |
| 482 | '''Vixen:''' So you're definitely losing this fight!\ |
| 483 | '''John Stewart:''' Oh, you're gonna do me like ''that'' now?! |
| 484 | * Vixen vs. Grid |
| 485 | -->'''Vixen:''' I almost feel sorry for you, Grid.\ |
| 486 | '''Grid:''' Why do you feel sorry?\ |
| 487 | '''Vixen:''' You don't know you're about to be ''recycled''! |
| 488 | * Vixen vs. Jay Garrick |
| 489 | -->'''Vixen:''' I gotta say: Brainiac was a real bastard.\ |
| 490 | '''Jay Garrick:''' ''[[GoshdangItToHeck Language]]'', [[GoshdangItToHeck Miss McCabe.]] You're a superhero.\ |
| 491 | '''Vixen:''' ''(admiringly)'' And you're seriously old-school. |
| 492 | * Jay Garrick vs. Vixen |
| 493 | -->'''Jay Garrick:''' You make one heck of a {{Sidekick}}, Vixen.\ |
| 494 | '''Vixen:''' I'm the star of my ''own'' show.\ |
| 495 | '''Jay Garrick:''' [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Well, then. Partners it is!]] |
| 496 | * Jay Garrick vs Gorilla Grodd |
| 497 | -->'''Jay Garrick:''' You must be Gorilla Grodd.\ |
| 498 | '''Gorilla Grodd:''' I'll suck the marrow from your bones.\ |
| 499 | '''Jay Garrick:''' Yep... Fits Barry's description to a T. |
| 500 | * Firestorm vs Jay Garrick |
| 501 | -->'''Firestorm:''' Welcome to the bonfire.\ |
| 502 | '''Jay Garrick:''' If I'd known, I'd have brought hot dogs.\ |
| 503 | '''Firestorm:''' I'll toast you like a marshmallow. |
| 504 | * Gorilla Grodd vs. Green Lantern |
| 505 | -->'''Gorilla Grodd:''' It was ''you'' who imprisoned me!\ |
| 506 | '''Green Lantern:''' ''Still'' angry with me?\ |
| 507 | '''Gorilla Grodd:''' [[FalseReassurance Not for much longer.]] |
| 508 | * Gorilla Grodd vs. Harley Quinn |
| 509 | -->'''Gorilla Grodd:''' [[InsanityImmunity Your mind's chaos overwhelms.]]\ |
| 510 | '''Harley Quinn:''' I know, right? [[HearingVoices It's like a million voices!]]\ |
| 511 | '''Gorilla Grodd:''' [[DeadlyEuphemism I'll silence them for you.]] |
| 512 | * Harley Quinn vs Brainiac |
| 513 | -->'''Harley:''' You've got a funny name.\ |
| 514 | '''Brainiac:''' Brainiac inspires humor?\ |
| 515 | '''Harley:''' Whoops, thought it was ''Brain Freeze''! |
| 516 | * The Joker vs. Brainiac |
| 517 | -->'''Joker''': How nice~, you saved me a spot!\ |
| 518 | '''Brainiac''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards In my collection?!]] ''[[BigNever Never!]]''\ |
| 519 | '''Joker''': ...[[SarcasmFailure A spot to]] ''[[PsychoKnifeNut stab you in]]'', [[DeadpanSnarker genius]]. |
| 520 | * The Joker vs. Brainiac (again) |
| 521 | -->'''Joker''': It's a [[RhymesOnADime Brainiac whack-attack]]!\ |
| 522 | '''Brainiac''': Your mind is human... yet not.\ |
| 523 | '''Joker''': It's called insanity, try it sometime! |
| 524 | * Captain Cold vs. Deadshot |
| 525 | -->'''Captain Cold''': C'mon, ''Deadass''!\ |
| 526 | '''Deadshot''': [[TheGadfly Watch how you talk to me!]]\ |
| 527 | '''Captain Cold''': Oh, ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'm all done talking]]''... |
| 528 | * Deadshot vs. Captain Cold |
| 529 | -->'''Deadshot''': Cold...you're not leaving here alive.\ |
| 530 | '''Captain Cold''': When did I get on your bad side?\ |
| 531 | '''Deadshot''': ''[[OnlyInItForTheMoney When the check cleared]]''. |
| 532 | * Deadshot vs. Bane |
| 533 | -->'''Deadshot''': [[BareFistedMonk Just fists, Bane]]? You nuts?\ |
| 534 | '''Bane''': [[BadassBoast I need no weapons, Deadshot!]]\ |
| 535 | '''Deadshot''': Time to scramble those [[GroinAttack huevos]]. |
| 536 | * Deadshot vs. Bane (again) |
| 537 | -->'''Deadshot''': ''¡Hola, amigo!''\ |
| 538 | '''Bane''': Do not butcher my language!\ |
| 539 | '''Deadshot''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Fine, I'll just butcher you.]] |
| 540 | * Deadshot vs. Cyborg |
| 541 | -->'''Deadshot''': Hello, ''robot''.\ |
| 542 | '''Cyborg''': I'm a ''cyborg'', [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin hence the name]].\ |
| 543 | '''Deadshot''': I'll sell your organs ''and'' your spare parts. |
| 544 | * Blue Beetle vs. Green Lantern |
| 545 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': Hal Jordan?! ''No way!''\ |
| 546 | '''Green Lantern''': You a Green Lantern fan?\ |
| 547 | '''Blue Beetle''': Not after your [[FaceHeelTurn heel turn]], bro! |
| 548 | * Green Lantern vs. Blue Beetle |
| 549 | -->'''Green Lantern''': Butterfly wings...[[DeadpanSnarker precious]].\ |
| 550 | '''Blue Beetle''': Is your ring full of fairy dust?\ |
| 551 | '''Green Lantern''': More like ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner whup-ass]]''! |
| 552 | * Blue Beetle vs. Brainiac |
| 553 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': Blue Beetle, ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner coming at you]]''!\ |
| 554 | '''Brainiac''': You are of no interest to me.\ |
| 555 | '''Blue Beetle''': ...I think I'm interesting.[=/=][[NeverheardTHATonebefore ...says every girl at school...]] |
| 556 | * [[MirrorMatch Deadshot vs. Deadshot]] |
| 557 | -->'''Deadshot 1''': [[ThereCanBeOnlyOne Only one of us is the best shot.]]\ |
| 558 | '''Deadshot 2''': Guess the other will ''really'' be a [[{{Pun}} dead shot]].\ |
| 559 | '''Deadshot 1''': That is ''so'' meta. |
| 560 | ** And another mirror match: |
| 561 | -->'''Deadshot 1:''' Only one of us is the best shot.\ |
| 562 | '''Deadshot 2''': Go ahead. Hit me with it.\ |
| 563 | '''Deadshot 1''': [[Music/PatBenatar Fire away...]] |
| 564 | * Deadshot vs. Gorilla Grodd |
| 565 | -->'''Deadshot''': Who taught you to speak?\ |
| 566 | '''Grodd''': No one taught me, fool!\ |
| 567 | '''Deadshot''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Maybe someone could teach you to shut up!]] |
| 568 | * Deadshot vs. Wonder Woman |
| 569 | -->'''Deadshot''': Are you just gonna deflect the bullets?\ |
| 570 | '''Wonder Woman''': Finding out might kill you.\ |
| 571 | '''Deadshot''': ''(nonchalantly)'' Eh, I'll try anything once. |
| 572 | * Deadshot vs. Swamp Thing |
| 573 | -->'''Swamp Thing''': I knew I smelt gunpowder.\ |
| 574 | '''Deadshot''': ''(genuinely surprised)'' You got a nose in there?!!\ |
| 575 | '''Swamp Thing''': I also have fists. |
| 576 | * Deadshot vs. Swamp Thing |
| 577 | -->'''Swamp Thing''': Bullets will not be enough.\ |
| 578 | '''Deadshot''': I'll switch to explosive rounds.\ |
| 579 | '''Swamp Thing''': That could be... inconvenient. |
| 580 | * Green Lantern vs Swamp Thing |
| 581 | -->'''Green Lantern''': I fly, you don't. I win.\ |
| 582 | '''Swamp Thing''': I can grow wings, Lantern.\ |
| 583 | '''Green Lantern''': Okay, now it's a contest. |
| 584 | * Cyborg vs. Brainiac |
| 585 | -->'''Cyborg''': I want nothing to do with you.\ |
| 586 | '''Brainiac''': [[NotSoDifferentRemark We are similar. Almost family.]]\ |
| 587 | '''Cyborg''': [[DeadpanSnarker "Uncle Brainiac"? No thanks.]] |
| 588 | * Harley Quinn vs. Brainiac |
| 589 | -->'''Harley''': Where am I on that scale o' yours?\ |
| 590 | '''Brainiac''': At best, a 4th level intellect.\ |
| 591 | '''Harley''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Only three spots to Number One!]] |
| 592 | * Blue Beetle vs. Brainiac |
| 593 | -->'''Brainiac''': You are ''nothing'' without the Scarab.\ |
| 594 | '''Blue Beetle''': My mom would disagree.\ |
| 595 | '''Brainiac''': [[YourMom Mothers]] lack objectivity.[[note]]It's unclear whether Brainiac is uncharacteristically [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]], or if he actually researched how much objectivity mothers have.[[/note]] |
| 596 | * [[MirrorMatch Batman vs. Batman]] |
| 597 | -->'''Batman 1''': Wearing my cowl? You're asking for it!\ |
| 598 | '''Batman 2''': From you?\ |
| 599 | '''Batman 1''': From every goon who wants to kill me! |
| 600 | * Poison Ivy vs. Harley Quinn |
| 601 | -->'''Poison Ivy''': *sigh* What am I gonna do with you?\ |
| 602 | '''Harley Quinn''': Let me go? Join [[Comicbook/SuicideSquad my team]]? ''Marry me?!''\ |
| 603 | '''Poison Ivy''': None of the above, sweetie. |
| 604 | * Poison Ivy vs. Bane |
| 605 | -->'''Poison Ivy''': You smell like a gym locker.\ |
| 606 | '''Bane''': Perhaps I should rub you all over me!\ |
| 607 | '''Poison Ivy''': You would find it a nauseating way to die. |
| 608 | * Poison Ivy vs. Green Lantern |
| 609 | -->'''Poison Ivy''': You're part of the problem.\ |
| 610 | '''Green Lantern''': Come on, Ivy, I recycle!\ |
| 611 | '''Poison Ivy''': Not when you burn jet fuel! |
| 612 | * Poison Ivy vs. Captain Cold |
| 613 | -->'''Poison Ivy''': Captain Cold.\ |
| 614 | '''Captain Cold''': I'm surprised you don't dig me, Ivy.\ |
| 615 | '''Poison Ivy''': You're right! Kiss me. |
| 616 | * Poison Ivy vs. Brainiac |
| 617 | -->'''Poison Ivy''': [[IgnoreTheFanservice My pheromones don't work on you]].\ |
| 618 | '''Brainiac''': Carnal pleasures do not interest me.\ |
| 619 | '''Poison Ivy''': That's both sad '''and''' [[NerdsAreVirgins pathetic]]. |
| 620 | ** Even funnier when you consider that, in her Arcade ending, she ''does'' manage to seduce him. |
| 621 | * Captain Cold vs. Superman |
| 622 | -->'''Captain Cold''': Finally, a shot at the big guy.\ |
| 623 | '''Superman''': [[BecarefulwhatYouwishfor Careful what you wish for...]]\ |
| 624 | '''Captain Cold''': Just a chance to freeze your ass. |
| 625 | * Gorilla Grodd vs. Blue Beetle |
| 626 | -->'''Gorilla Grodd''': Batman sends a boy to tame me?\ |
| 627 | '''Blue Beetle''': Think I can handle a big, dumb monkey.\ |
| 628 | '''Gorilla Grodd''': ...[[BerserkButton There were three errors in that statement!]] |
| 629 | ** Becomes a BrickJoke in the following clash dialogue: |
| 630 | -->'''Gorilla Grodd''': "Big, dumb '''''[[SuddenlySHOUTING MONKEY]]'''''"?!\ |
| 631 | '''Blue Beetle''': I may have misspoken... |
| 632 | * Joker vs. Gorilla Grodd |
| 633 | -->'''Joker:''' Nice monkey.\ |
| 634 | '''Gorilla Grodd:''' [[BerserkButton I'M AN APE, CLOWN!]]\ |
| 635 | '''Joker:''' Like it matters. |
| 636 | * Firestorm vs. Superman |
| 637 | -->'''Firestorm''': These flames aren't just for show!\ |
| 638 | '''Superman''': I've stood on the sun, Firestorm.\ |
| 639 | '''Firestorm''': [[{{Squee}} That is seriously freaking cool!]] |
| 640 | * Catwoman vs. Harley Quinn: |
| 641 | -->'''Catwoman''': Nice outfit.\ |
| 642 | '''Harley:''' Yours is just... alright.\ |
| 643 | '''Catwoman''': ''[[SeriousBusiness Take that back.]]'' |
| 644 | * Power Girl vs. Supergirl |
| 645 | -->'''Power Girl''': [[TheMultiverse How many friggin' Earths are there?!]]\ |
| 646 | '''Supergirl''': Should we form a support group or something?\ |
| 647 | '''Power Girl''': I don't even know where to start. |
| 648 | * Brainiac vs. Darkseid |
| 649 | -->'''Brainiac:''' [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Are you a god?]]\ |
| 650 | '''Darkseid:''' From the fiery depths of Apokolips.\ |
| 651 | '''Brainiac:''' [[SeenItAll Noted for classification.]] |
| 652 | * The Joker vs. Red Hood |
| 653 | -->'''Joker''': We're both dead! How are we here?\ |
| 654 | '''Red Hood''': [[BadassBoast This is Hell, and I'm the devil!]]\ |
| 655 | '''Joker''': [[DeadpanSnarker ...how I missed your witty repartee.]] |
| 656 | * The Joker vs. Red Hood |
| 657 | -->'''Joker''': [[ComicBook/ADeathInTheFamily Didn't I kill you, already?]]\ |
| 658 | '''Red Hood''': Guess I got better!\ |
| 659 | '''Joker''': ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Not for long...]]'' |
| 660 | * Red Hood vs. The Joker |
| 661 | -->'''Red Hood''': Joker...you son of a bitch.\ |
| 662 | '''Joker''': Here to haunt your every dream!\ |
| 663 | '''Red Hood''': [[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} I ain't afraid of no ghost!]] |
| 664 | * Red Hood vs. Blue Beetle |
| 665 | -->'''Red Hood''': You might actually beat me, Jaime.\ |
| 666 | '''Blue Beetle''': You really think so?\ |
| 667 | '''Red Hood''': [[ILied HELL NO!]] [[PreAsskickingOneLiner You're dead meat!]] |
| 668 | * Red Hood vs. Captain Cold |
| 669 | -->'''Red Hood''': Nice gun, Leonard.\ |
| 670 | '''Captain Cold''': [[NoYou Right back at ya.]]\ |
| 671 | '''Red Hood''': We gonna be friends now? |
| 672 | * Black Canary vs. Vixen |
| 673 | -->'''Vixen:''' We've got two things in common, Dinah.\ |
| 674 | '''Black Canary:''' Good looks, quick wit, and a ''killer right hook''.\ |
| 675 | '''Vixen:''' Make that ''[[RuleofThree three]]'' things. |
| 676 | * Gorilla Grodd vs. The Flash |
| 677 | -->'''Gorilla Grodd''': Enjoy ruling the world?\ |
| 678 | '''The Flash''': I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.\ |
| 679 | '''Gorilla Grodd''': As yours, I'm {{disappointed|inyou}}. |
| 680 | * Captain Cold vs. Catwoman |
| 681 | -->'''Captain Cold''': Heard you like dangerous men.\ |
| 682 | '''Catwoman''': Capes are cooler than... parkas...\ |
| 683 | '''Captain Cold''': I'm ''practical'', sweetheart. |
| 684 | * Catwoman vs. Robin |
| 685 | -->'''Catwoman''': I met your mother once.\ |
| 686 | '''Robin''': No woman could surpass her.\ |
| 687 | '''[[DeadpanSnarker Catwoman]]''': [[FreudWasRight That's why you don't have a girlfriend.]] |
| 688 | * Red Hood vs. Deadshot |
| 689 | -->'''Red Hood''': Ready to duel with the devil?\ |
| 690 | '''Deadshot''': Take your shot. Make it count.\ |
| 691 | '''Red Hood''': One shot? But I brought all these bullets. |
| 692 | * Red Hood vs. Doctor Fate |
| 693 | -->'''Red Hood''': Ra's al Ghul saved my life!\ |
| 694 | '''Doctor Fate''': Ra's al Ghul ''defied'' fate.\ |
| 695 | '''Red Hood''': I don't see the downside. |
| 696 | ** In fact, considering how everything he says is absurdly profound, all of Doctor Fate's intros could make it to this page. |
| 697 | * Aquaman vs. Joker |
| 698 | -->'''Aquaman''': I hoped never again to see your face.\ |
| 699 | '''Joker''': But my smile brightens any room!\ |
| 700 | '''Aquaman''': I'll be fine in the dark! |
| 701 | * Green Arrow vs. Poison Ivy |
| 702 | -->'''Green Arrow''': I'm growing tomatoes. Got any tips?\ |
| 703 | '''Poison Ivy''': Choke on them.\ |
| 704 | '''Green Arrow''': No salsa for you! |
| 705 | * Aquaman vs. Green Arrow |
| 706 | -->'''Aquaman''': So Grodd's gone from your head?\ |
| 707 | '''Green Arrow''': You'll know if I start monkeying around.\ |
| 708 | '''Aquaman''': [[NotSoStoic Yes, he's gone.]] |
| 709 | * [[MirrorMatch Green Arrow vs. Green Arrow]] |
| 710 | -->'''Green Arrow 1''': Arrow Cave is ''not'' a stupid name.\ |
| 711 | '''Green Arrow 2''': [[CallBack It's called the Quiver now.]]\ |
| 712 | '''Green Arrow 1''': That...actually makes sense. |
| 713 | * Red Hood vs. Cheetah |
| 714 | -->'''Red Hood''': The hell do you think you're doing?\ |
| 715 | '''Cheetah''': I go where the hunt takes me!\ |
| 716 | '''Red Hood''': You're going into a woodchipper! |
| 717 | * Red Hood vs. Firestorm |
| 718 | -->'''Red Hood''': Bruce says you're something special.\ |
| 719 | '''Firestorm''': I can go nuclear in seconds!\ |
| 720 | '''Red Hood''': Lots of people can do that. |
| 721 | * Red Hood vs. Harley Quinn |
| 722 | -->'''Red Hood''': Call me the Red Hood.\ |
| 723 | '''Harley Quinn''': Put 'em up, Robin Hood!\ |
| 724 | '''Red Hood''': Know what? [[InvertedTrope Just]] [[DonotcallmePaul call me Jason]]. |
| 725 | * Joker vs. Green Arrow (Again) |
| 726 | -->'''Green Arrow''': There's a rule about fighting circus freaks.\ |
| 727 | '''Joker''': Do tell, Green Arrow...\ |
| 728 | '''Green Arrow''': Always go for [[{{Pun}} the juggler.]] |
| 729 | ** What sells this one is he then grins like an idiot [[LaughingAtYourOwnJokes and laughs at his own pun.]] |
| 730 | ** The altered Latin American Spanish translation of this joke also deserves some mentioning: |
| 731 | --->'''Green Arrow''': ¿Sabes como ganarle a un malabarista? (Do you know how to beat a juggler?)\ |
| 732 | '''Joker''': Dime Green Arrow. (Do tell, Green Arrow.)\ |
| 733 | '''Green Arrow''': Apúntale a las pelotas. [[GroinAttack (Aim for his balls.)]] |
| 734 | * Red Hood vs. The Flash |
| 735 | -->'''Red Hood''': You still represent the Regime?\ |
| 736 | '''The Flash''': Relax, I'm on your side.\ |
| 737 | '''Red Hood''': Never tell the man with a gun to relax! |
| 738 | * Red Hood vs. Jay Garrick |
| 739 | -->'''Red Hood:''' I don't think I've ever met a bigger goody-two-shoes.\ |
| 740 | '''Jay Garrick:''' [[NotHyperbole I'm about to]] [[GoshDangItToHeck land one on your posterior.]]\ |
| 741 | '''Red Hood:''' Good luck with that, Garrick. |
| 742 | * [[MirrorMatch Red Hood vs. Red Hood]] |
| 743 | -->'''Red Hood 1:''' Ahh, the smell of gunpowder...\ |
| 744 | '''Red Hood 2:''' You can't smell with a hood on.\ |
| 745 | '''Red Hood 1:''' [[PretenderDiss Upgrade your gear, poseur!]] |
| 746 | * Brainiac vs Captain Cold |
| 747 | -->'''Brainiac''': Your weapon is trifling.\ |
| 748 | '''Captain Cold''': Then I'll just punch you in the face.\ |
| 749 | '''Brainiac''': Even less effective. |
| 750 | * Aquaman vs. Firestorm |
| 751 | -->'''Aquaman''': Looks like you could use some water.\ |
| 752 | '''Firestorm''': I'm just here for the big fish.\ |
| 753 | '''Aquaman''': Batman must be so proud... |
| 754 | * Black Canary vs. Aquaman |
| 755 | -->'''Black Canary''': You were a jerk to Bruce.\ |
| 756 | '''Aquaman''': You will address me as royalty!\ |
| 757 | '''Black Canary''': You were a jerk to Bruce, ''Your Highness''. |
| 758 | * Cyborg vs. Sub-Zero |
| 759 | -->'''Cyborg''': Better hope you've got good defense!\ |
| 760 | '''Sub-Zero''': [[BadassBoast You would have better luck damaging a glacier.]]\ |
| 761 | '''Cyborg''': {{Rhetorical question|blunder}}, genius. |
| 762 | * Green Arrow vs. Sub-Zero |
| 763 | -->'''Green Arrow''': I brought plenty of fire arrows.\ |
| 764 | '''Sub-Zero''': ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner You are choosing to suffer...]]''\ |
| 765 | '''Green Arrow''': Geez, [[SarcasmMode spoiler alert]]... |
| 766 | * Sub-Zero vs. Green Arrow |
| 767 | -->'''Sub-Zero''': I come from a clan of assassins.\ |
| 768 | '''Green Arrow''': There's a prescription for that, y'know!\ |
| 769 | '''Sub-Zero''': ''I would not mock a Lin Kuei...'' |
| 770 | * Power Girl vs. Sub-Zero |
| 771 | -->'''Power Girl''': Sell your ice cream somewhere else.\ |
| 772 | '''Sub-Zero''': This realm must prepare for kombat.\ |
| 773 | '''Power Girl''': [[LaymansTerms I said]] ''beat it, Frosty''! |
| 774 | * Sub-Zero vs. Cheetah |
| 775 | -->'''Sub-Zero''': Why assume I will be easy prey?\ |
| 776 | '''Cheetah''': You lack VideoGame/KillerInstinct.\ |
| 777 | '''Sub-Zero''': I have engaged in Franchise/MortalKombat! |
| 778 | * Sub-Zero vs. Poison Ivy |
| 779 | -->'''Sub-Zero''': I offer one chance to surrender.\ |
| 780 | '''Poison Ivy''': I'll curl your toes~!\ |
| 781 | '''Sub-Zero''': [[NotDistractedByTheSexy Your invitation is not compelling.]] |
| 782 | * Starfire vs. Darkseid |
| 783 | -->'''Starfire''': I will fight to protect my home!\ |
| 784 | '''Darkseid''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner If it is battle you want, you will have it.]]\ |
| 785 | '''Starfire''': ''Please''. [[BadassBoast I've fought Trigon]] ''[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and won]]''! |
| 786 | * [[MirrorMatch Bizarro vs. Bizarro]] |
| 787 | -->'''Bizarro 1''': [[{{THERECANBEONLYONE}} ONLY TWO BIZARRO ALLOWED!]]\ |
| 788 | '''Bizarro 2''': ME DISAGREE WITH YOU!\ |
| 789 | '''Bizarro 1''': [[{{PREPARETODIE}} YOU WILL]] '''[[{{PREPARETODIE}} STAY]]'''! |
| 790 | * Bizarro vs. Red Hood |
| 791 | -->'''Bizarro''': YOUR HEAD AM LIKE RED BALLOON.\ |
| 792 | '''Red Hood''': ...lemme guess, you wanna pop it...\ |
| 793 | '''Bizarro''': THAT AM '''TERRIBLE''' IDEA! |
| 794 | ** What makes this quote even funnier is the huge grin Bizarro has when saying it. |
| 795 | * Reverse-Flash vs. Bizarro |
| 796 | -->'''Reverse-Flash''': You call what you're doing "good"?\ |
| 797 | '''Bizarro''': ME FIGHT FOR LIES, INJUSTICE, [[EagleLand AMERICAN WAY]]!\ |
| 798 | '''Reverse-Flash''': Gonna be hard if you don't ''[[RetGone exist]]''. |
| 799 | * Bizarro vs. Reverse-Flash |
| 800 | -->'''Bizarro:''' Why be Bizarro's best enemy?\ |
| 801 | '''Reverse-Flash:''' Isn't that a question for Superman?\ |
| 802 | '''Bizarro''': '''''WHY AM YOU SO POLITE?''''' |
| 803 | * Blue Beetle vs. Bizarro |
| 804 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': Don't go picking a fight with the Scarab.\ |
| 805 | '''Bizarro''': BIZARRO ''CANNOT'' WIN!\ |
| 806 | '''Blue Beetle''': [[MindScrew I am hopelessly confused]]. |
| 807 | * Blue Beetle vs. Bizarro |
| 808 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': Wow! Meeting you is just ''so cool''!\ |
| 809 | '''Bizarro''': YOU NO COMPLIMENT BIZARRO!\ |
| 810 | '''Blue Beetle''': ...that escalated quickly. |
| 811 | * Bizarro vs. Power Girl |
| 812 | -->'''Bizarro:''' ''(confused)'' Supergirl am have new haircut?\ |
| 813 | '''Power Girl:''' ''(imitating Bizarro)'' No. Me am Power Girl.\ |
| 814 | '''Bizarro:''' '''''[[MistakenIdentity SUPERGIRL NOT TRICK BIZARRO!]]''''' |
| 815 | * The Flash vs. Bizarro |
| 816 | -->'''The Flash:''' I'm not sure I get your question.\ |
| 817 | '''Bizarro:''' BIZARRO NO GIVE QUESTION. ASK STATEMENT.\ |
| 818 | '''The Flash:''' [[{{Touche}} Ran right into that one, didn't I?]] |
| 819 | * Bizarro vs. Darkseid |
| 820 | -->'''Bizarro:''' Superman say you [[KickTheDog hate puppies...]]\ |
| 821 | '''Darkseid:''' [[OmnicidalManiac I hate all creatures, great and small.]]\ |
| 822 | '''Bizarro:''' BIZARRO NOT LET YOU HURT '''''ComicBook/{{KRYPTO|THESUPERDOG}}!''''' |
| 823 | * Bizarro vs. Starfire |
| 824 | -->'''Bizarro:''' Why hairy lady behind Bizarro?\ |
| 825 | '''Starfire:''' The Titans can help you, Bizarro.\ |
| 826 | '''Bizarro:''' You help Bizarro, BIZARRO HELP YOU! |
| 827 | * Doctor Fate vs. Deadshot |
| 828 | -->'''Doctor Fate:''' Mercenaries are the ''hounds'' of duty.\ |
| 829 | '''Deadshot:''' [[LaymansTerms English, please?]]\ |
| 830 | '''Doctor Fate:''' You. Are. ''Disposable.'' |
| 831 | * The Flash vs. Power Girl |
| 832 | -->'''The Flash:''' I'm the fastest man alive!\ |
| 833 | '''Power Girl:''' I've heard better lines at the Ace O' Clubs.\ |
| 834 | '''The Flash:''' Couldn't you be intimidated? Just this once? |
| 835 | * Blue Beetle vs. Poison Ivy |
| 836 | -->'''Blue Beetle:''' Sorry, Ms. Ivy. I have to fight you.\ |
| 837 | '''Poison Ivy:''' Thought we'd get to know each other~.\ |
| 838 | '''Blue Beetle:''' I know, but it's like... Batman's orders. |
| 839 | * The Flash vs. Catwoman |
| 840 | -->'''The Flash:''' Ten bucks says the whip won't touch me.\ |
| 841 | '''Catwoman:''' Make it twenty.\ |
| 842 | '''The Flash:''' You're on, Selina! |
| 843 | * Starfire vs. Swamp Thing |
| 844 | -->'''Starfire''': You used to be a friend to the Titans!\ |
| 845 | '''Swamp Thing''': I have changed my mind.\ |
| 846 | '''Starfire''': ...yet another symptom of climate change... |
| 847 | * Power Girl vs. Starfire |
| 848 | -->'''Power Girl''': So you're... "[[MalaProper Tasamanian]]".\ |
| 849 | '''Starfire''': [[PretentiousPronunciation It is pronounced]] "Tamaranean".\ |
| 850 | '''Power Girl''': Tama...ugh. Let's get this over with. |
| 851 | * Starfire vs. Harley Quinn |
| 852 | -->'''Starfire:''' Help me understand your fighting style.\ |
| 853 | '''Harley Quinn:''' ''What'' style?!\ |
| 854 | '''Stafire:''' OH! Now I get it! |
| 855 | * Captain Cold vs. Starfire |
| 856 | -->'''Captain Cold''': [[DistractedByTheSexy I like what I'm seeing!]]\ |
| 857 | '''Starfire''': That's what the boys usually say.\ |
| 858 | '''Captain Cold''': Don't kill the messenger, lady... |
| 859 | * Starfire vs. Cyborg has some strange tension: |
| 860 | -->'''Starfire:''' [[CatchPhrase Titans Together!]]\ |
| 861 | '''Cyborg:''' Careful you don't strain yourself.\ |
| 862 | '''Starfire:''' I observe proper ''stretching'' technique. |
| 863 | * Starfire vs. Cyborg: |
| 864 | -->'''Starfire:''' Good to see you, Victor.\ |
| 865 | '''Cyborg:''' Need some "tech support"?\ |
| 866 | '''Starfire:''' I need some warm up exercise. |
| 867 | * Cyborg vs. Starfire |
| 868 | -->'''Cyborg:''' Let's spar a little.\ |
| 869 | '''Starfire:''' After I win, wanna get pizza?\ |
| 870 | '''Cyborg:''' Oh, that's how it's gonna be, huh? |
| 871 | * Starfire vs. Jay Garrick |
| 872 | -->'''Starfire:''' Stop babysitting me, Jay!\ |
| 873 | '''Jay Garrick:''' ''(warmly)'' I can be a bit old fashioned.\ |
| 874 | '''Starfire:''' This princess fights her own battles! |
| 875 | * Jay Garrick vs. Starfire |
| 876 | -->'''Jay Garrick:''' [[{{Stripperific}} I don't know what to make of you.]]\ |
| 877 | '''Starfire:''' ''(almost laughing)'' Are you ''blushing'', Jay Garrick?\ |
| 878 | '''Jay Garrick:''' My heart belongs to Joan, miss! |
| 879 | * Harley Quinn vs. Red Hood |
| 880 | -->'''Harley Quinn:''' You'll make a nice chewie for Bud and Lou!\ |
| 881 | '''Red Hood:''' Where's the Bat-Hound when I need him?\ |
| 882 | '''Harley Quinn:''' Don't worry. their teeth are '''''RAZOR SHARP!''''' |
| 883 | * Red Hood vs. Poison Ivy |
| 884 | -->'''Red Hood:''' Waiting on your next victim, Ivy?\ |
| 885 | '''Poison Ivy:''' Looking for a hot date~.\ |
| 886 | '''Red Hood:''' You just found him. |
| 887 | * Starfire vs. Reverse-Flash |
| 888 | -->'''Starfire:''' Every battle is an adventure.\ |
| 889 | '''Reverse-Flash:''' [[IwillshowyouX Show me a hero, and I'll show you a tragedy.]]\ |
| 890 | '''Starfire:''' [[TakeAThirdOption And]] ''[[TakeAThirdOption I]]'' [[TakeAThirdOption will show you third-degree burns!]] |
| 891 | * Starfire vs. Green Arrow |
| 892 | -->'''Starfire:''' Ever had a really bad sunburn?\ |
| 893 | '''Green Arrow:''' Spent a year stranded on a desert island.\ |
| 894 | '''Starfire:''' ''(cheerily)'' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner This'll be a lot like that!]] |
| 895 | * Starfire vs. Bizarro |
| 896 | -->'''Starfire:''' Um...does Bizarro want a cookie?\ |
| 897 | '''Bizarro:''' BIZARRO NO SMELL COOKIES ON YOU!\ |
| 898 | '''Starfire:''' Figured you would have super smell... |
| 899 | * Green Lantern vs. Black Canary |
| 900 | -->'''Green Lantern:''' Here to yell at me, Dinah?\ |
| 901 | '''Black Canary:''' Damn right, I am.\ |
| 902 | '''Green Lantern:''' Ring, give me earplugs: stat! |
| 903 | * Cheetah vs. Harley Quinn |
| 904 | -->'''Cheetah:''' Let's play a game, Quinn.\ |
| 905 | '''Harley Quinn:''' Nah! No fun playin' with [[{{Pun}} cheat-ahs!]] (''laughs'')\ |
| 906 | '''Cheetah:''' [[LamePunReaction I'll silence your puns.]] |
| 907 | * Batman vs. Red Hood |
| 908 | -->'''Batman:''' You're blind to what you've become.\ |
| 909 | '''Red Hood:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's nice to know you care, Bruce]].\ |
| 910 | '''Batman:''' Your attitude's still intact. |
| 911 | * Red Hood vs. Batman |
| 912 | -->'''Red Hood:''' Last warning. Back off.\ |
| 913 | '''Batman:''' Plan to disappoint me again?\ |
| 914 | '''Red Hood:''' That's just for starters. |
| 915 | * Harley Quinn vs. Scarecrow |
| 916 | -->'''Harley Quinn:''' Outta my way, potato sack!\ |
| 917 | '''Scarecrow:''' I don't fear you.\ |
| 918 | '''Harley Quinn:''' I'll mash your potato-ey head! |
| 919 | * Catwoman vs. Brainiac |
| 920 | --> '''Catwoman''': You really think you could beat Bruce?\ |
| 921 | '''Brainiac''': I have ''every'' advantage.\ |
| 922 | '''Catwoman''': [[DeadpanSnarker You don't have]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker friends.]]'' |
| 923 | * Catwoman vs. Robin |
| 924 | --> '''Catwoman''': Annoying little snot.\ |
| 925 | '''Robin''': You hate me because Batman still loves my mother.\ |
| 926 | '''Catwoman''': Or because you say things like ''that.'' |
| 927 | * Black Canary vs. Brainiac |
| 928 | -->'''Black Canary''': [[FaceShip Skull-shaped ship's]] a bit obvious.\ |
| 929 | '''Brainiac''': Fear facilitates collection.\ |
| 930 | '''Black Canary''': [[CombatTentacles Tentacles]] just make it silly. |
| 931 | * Joker vs. Gorilla Grodd |
| 932 | -->'''Joker:''' Harley, your pet got out.\ |
| 933 | '''Grodd:''' I am no one's pet.\ |
| 934 | '''Joker:''' Back in your cage, monkey! |
| 935 | * Red Hood vs. Cheetah |
| 936 | -->'''Red Hood:''' Finally, some big game!\ |
| 937 | '''Cheetah:''' The huntress becomes hunted.\ |
| 938 | '''Red Hood:''' So many ways to skin this one. |
| 939 | * Dr. Fate vs. Harley Quinn |
| 940 | -->'''Dr. Fate:''' Your past is dark.\ |
| 941 | '''Harley Quinn:''' But my future's bright?\ |
| 942 | '''Dr. Fate:''' You have no future. |
| 943 | * Firestorm vs. Green Arrow |
| 944 | -->'''Firestorm''': Is it true you've got an Arrowcave?\ |
| 945 | '''Green Arrow''': [[CallBack It's called "The Quiver" now.]]\ |
| 946 | '''Firestorm''': Better, but still lame. |
| 947 | * Deadshot vs. Harley Quinn |
| 948 | -->'''Deadshot:''' Got a fever for some Deadshot?\ |
| 949 | '''Harley Quinn:''' More like Dead-miss.\ |
| 950 | '''Deadshot:''' [[NoYOU The only "dead miss" around here is you.]] |
| 951 | * Black Manta vs. Grid |
| 952 | -->'''Grid:''' Your form is horribly misshaped.\ |
| 953 | '''Black Manta:''' It's a helmet, you idiot.\ |
| 954 | '''Grid:''' It will not be enough to save you. |
| 955 | * Black Manta vs. Cheetah |
| 956 | -->'''Cheetah:''' Finally, a worthy quarry.\ |
| 957 | '''Black Manta:''' Finally, a new rug.\ |
| 958 | '''Cheetah:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner My claws will cut you down!]] |
| 959 | * Harley Quinn vs. Joker |
| 960 | -->'''Harley Quinn:''' Ready to be all done breathin'?!\ |
| 961 | '''Joker:''' Batman's enforcer. [[DeadpanSnarker How adorable.]]\ |
| 962 | '''Harley Quinn:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'll "enforce" my foot right up your laugh track!]] |
| 963 | * Joker vs. Harley Quinn |
| 964 | -->'''Joker:''' What shall we do after this?\ |
| 965 | '''Harley Quinn:''' Dunno. Circus, maybe?\ |
| 966 | '''Joker:''' My dear, we ''[[IamTheNoun are]]'' the circus. |
| 967 | * The Flash vs. Green Arrow |
| 968 | -->'''The Flash:''' You promised you wouldn't tell her, Ollie.\ |
| 969 | '''Green Arrow:''' Sorry, Barry. She beat it out of me.\ |
| 970 | '''The Flash:''' Last time I said anything about Dinah's costume. |
| 971 | * Vixen vs. Black Lightning |
| 972 | -->'''Vixen:''' So, are you also a new Justice Leaguer?\ |
| 973 | '''Black Lightning:''' Assuming we both pass the test.\ |
| 974 | '''Vixen:''' I'm not just a costume with a catchy name! |
| 975 | * Deadshot vs. Green Arrow |
| 976 | -->'''Deadshot:''' Run. Make it interesting.\ |
| 977 | '''Green Arrow:''' I really don't like being told what to do.\ |
| 978 | '''Deadshot:''' (''sighs'') Let's get this over with. |
| 979 | * Blue Beetle vs. Atrocitus |
| 980 | -->'''Blue Beetle:''' Maybe give that rage a siesta?\ |
| 981 | '''Atrocitus:''' [[ShutUpKirk Be silent, boy.]]\ |
| 982 | '''Blue Beetle:''' I'll take that as a "no." |
| 983 | * Red Hood vs. Green Lantern |
| 984 | -->'''Red Hood:''' That ring got anything special for me?\ |
| 985 | '''Green Lantern:''' How 'bout a straightjacket?\ |
| 986 | '''Red Hood:''' I'm not crazy, Hal. I'm enlightened. |
| 987 | * Hellboy vs. Cyborg |
| 988 | -->'''Cyborg:''' The Regime won't take "no" for an answer.\ |
| 989 | '''Hellboy:''' How 'bout "[[ExactWords screw you]]"?\ |
| 990 | '''Cyborg:''' ''That'' was your last chance. |
| 991 | * Hellboy vs. Batman |
| 992 | -->'''Hellboy:''' That getup supposed to scare me?\ |
| 993 | '''Batman:''' What do you think?\ |
| 994 | '''Hellboy:''' That you're kiddin’ yourself. |
| 995 | * Hellboy vs. Bane |
| 996 | -->'''Hellboy''': Look at you, all vain and bulging...\ |
| 997 | '''Bane''': [[SarcasmMode You're very funny.]]\ |
| 998 | '''Hellboy''': [[InsultBackfire Glad you appreciate my wit!]] |
| 999 | * Hellboy vs. Bane |
| 1000 | -->'''Hellboy''': ...this is goddamn pointless.\ |
| 1001 | '''Bane''': [[BadassBoast I am second to no man!]]\ |
| 1002 | '''Hellboy''': Against me? Isn't worth crap. |
| 1003 | * Hellboy vs. Atrocitus |
| 1004 | -->'''Hellboy:''' Finally! A giant monster for me to fight.\ |
| 1005 | '''Atrocitus:''' Be silent, boy!\ |
| 1006 | '''Hellboy:''' The name's ''Hell''boy... dumbass. |
| 1007 | * Hellboy vs. Captain Cold |
| 1008 | -->'''Hellboy:''' ''You're'' why I woke up today?\ |
| 1009 | '''Captain Cold:''' Yeah. Got a problem with that?\ |
| 1010 | '''Hellboy:''' I should have slept in. |
| 1011 | * Hellboy vs. Bizarro |
| 1012 | -->'''Hellboy''': I'm okay with not doing this, your call.\ |
| 1013 | '''Bizarro''': BIZARRO CANNOT WIN!\ |
| 1014 | '''Hellboy''': ''(sigh)'' What a load of crap... |
| 1015 | * Hellboy vs. Starfire |
| 1016 | -->'''Hellboy''': Are we really doing this?\ |
| 1017 | '''Starfire''': After I win, you wanna get pizza?\ |
| 1018 | '''Hellboy''': Best offer I've had all day! |
| 1019 | * Jay Garrick vs. Hellboy |
| 1020 | -->'''Jay Garrick''': Do you enjoy hurting people?\ |
| 1021 | '''Hellboy:''' Judging the book by its cover, pal.\ |
| 1022 | '''Jay Garrick:''' ''(embarrassed, to self)'' [[OpenMouthInsertFoot Way to stick your foot in it, Jay]]. |
| 1023 | * Hellboy vs. Jay Garrick |
| 1024 | -->'''Hellboy:''' You ever meet The Lobster?\ |
| 1025 | '''Jay Garrick:''' Ah, someone who knows his history!\ |
| 1026 | '''Hellboy:''' "History"? I fought alongside the guy's ''ghost''! |
| 1027 | * Hellboy vs. Harley Quinn |
| 1028 | -->'''Hellboy:''' What do you have in mind, lady?\ |
| 1029 | '''Harley Quinn:''' How about slaps and tickles at ten paces?\ |
| 1030 | '''Hellboy:''' Not the answer I was expecting. |
| 1031 | * Harley Quinn vs. Hellboy |
| 1032 | -->'''Harley Quinn:''' You've got a funny name!\ |
| 1033 | '''Hellboy:''' [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Makes sense if you know the story.]]\ |
| 1034 | '''Harley Quinn:''' To thine own self be you, I say. |
| 1035 | * Hellboy vs. Red Hood |
| 1036 | -->'''Hellboy:''' Your deal is ''what'', exactly?\ |
| 1037 | '''Red Hood:''' I'm the cure for a sick, sad world.\ |
| 1038 | '''Hellboy:''' ''(sighing)'' [[IfIhadanickel If I had a nickel for]] [[NeverheardThatOnebefore every time I heard]] ''[[NeverheardTHATonebefore that]]''. |
| 1039 | * Red Hood vs. Hellboy |
| 1040 | -->'''Red Hood:''' Ready to duel with the Devil?\ |
| 1041 | '''Hellboy:''' Right back at ya, bud.\ |
| 1042 | '''Red Hood:''' Let's see if you ''bleed''. |
| 1043 | * [[MirrorMatch Hellboy vs. Hellboy]] |
| 1044 | -->'''Hellboy 1:''' Could the BPRD handle ''two'' of us?\ |
| 1045 | '''Hellboy 2:''' Let's just say the Professor is ''[[{{Understatement}} concerned]]''.\ |
| 1046 | '''Hellboy 1:''' WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong |
| 1047 | * [[MirrorMatch Hellboy vs. Hellboy]] |
| 1048 | -->'''Hellboy 2:''' Wanting a rematch, eh?\ |
| 1049 | '''Hellboy 1:''' [[SarcasmMode My, aren't you perceptive.]]\ |
| 1050 | '''Hellboy 2:''' [[OtherMeAnnoysMe Kiss your ass goodbye,]] ''[[OtherMeAnnoysMe freak!]]'' |
| 1051 | * Hellboy vs. Blue Beetle |
| 1052 | -->'''Hellboy''': Y'now, fighting kids isn't my thing...\ |
| 1053 | '''Blue Beetle''': Hey, I'm old enough to drive!\ |
| 1054 | '''Hellboy''': [[OnSecondThought Well, in that case, let's do this!]] |
| 1055 | * Hellboy vs. Black Canary |
| 1056 | -->'''Hellboy:''' What do you bring to this fight, exactly?\ |
| 1057 | '''Black Canary:''' Good looks, quick wit, and a killer right hook.\ |
| 1058 | '''Hellboy:''' ''(amused)'' [[RightHandOfDoom Wait 'til you see]] ''[[RightHandOfDoom mine]]''. |
| 1059 | * Black Manta vs. The Atom |
| 1060 | -->'''Black Manta''': Ray Palmer is already dead.\ |
| 1061 | '''The Atom''': You can't prove that. No one has.\ |
| 1062 | '''Black Manta''': Maybe I've got his corpse in my pocket. |
| 1063 | * The Atom vs. Sub-Zero |
| 1064 | -->'''The Atom''': Have I wandered onto a movie set?\ |
| 1065 | '''Sub-Zero''': This fight is all too real, Ryan Choi.\ |
| 1066 | '''The Atom''': [[LampshadeHanging Not good when the ninjas know your name]]... |
| 1067 | * The Atom vs. Vixen |
| 1068 | -->'''The Atom''': It's like we're [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX Jacqui and Takeda]].\ |
| 1069 | '''Vixen''': What are you talking about, Ryan?\ |
| 1070 | '''The Atom''': Play more fighting games, Mari. |
| 1071 | * Bizarro vs. The Atom |
| 1072 | -->'''Bizarro''': You am [[ComicBook/AntMan part man, part ant]]?\ |
| 1073 | '''The Atom''': Just a Ph.D. candidate with a quantum bio-belt.\ |
| 1074 | '''Bizarro''': Bizarro not like big words! |
| 1075 | * The Atom vs. Power Girl |
| 1076 | -->'''The Atom''': Even a Kryptonian can't hit a subatomic man.\ |
| 1077 | '''Power Girl''': Heat vision and nano vision will fry you.\ |
| 1078 | '''The Atom''': [[SuperpowerLottery You]] [[BornWinner people]] [[LampshadeHanging are just totally OP]]! |
| 1079 | * Red Hood vs. The Atom |
| 1080 | -->'''Red Hood''': I feel an urge to crush your dreams.\ |
| 1081 | '''The Atom''': [[ThereAreNoTherapists Ever thought about seeing a therapist?]]\ |
| 1082 | '''Red Hood''': This ''is'' my therapy. |
| 1083 | * The Atom vs. Hellboy |
| 1084 | -->'''The Atom''': You ever been [[SwallowedWhole swallowed alive?]]\ |
| 1085 | '''Hellboy''': More times than I can count. You?\ |
| 1086 | '''The Atom''': I have, and it was fascinating! |
| 1087 | * Jay Garrick vs. The Atom |
| 1088 | -->'''Jay Garrick''': Listen up, Atom Jr.!\ |
| 1089 | '''The Atom''': I'm just "The Atom", Jay.\ |
| 1090 | '''Jay Garrick''': I got it! [[TheGadfly I'll call you]] ''[[TheGadfly Kid]]'' [[TheGadfly Atom!]] |
| 1091 | * Black Lightning vs. The Atom |
| 1092 | -->'''Black Lightning''': Why are we fighting, Atom?\ |
| 1093 | '''The Atom''': [[ForScience I'm here in the name of science!]]\ |
| 1094 | '''Black Lightning''': Research? ''(chuckles)'' Nice. |
| 1095 | * The Atom vs. Hellboy |
| 1096 | -->'''The Atom:''' I fought ''mice'' bigger than you.\ |
| 1097 | '''Hellboy:''' That's crap and you know it...\ |
| 1098 | '''The Atom:''' They had better table manners than you, too. |
| 1099 | * Robin vs. Firestorm |
| 1100 | -->'''Robin:''' Do you know what I had to listen to every day in jail?\ |
| 1101 | '''Firestorm:''' The weeping angel on your shoulder?\ |
| 1102 | '''Robin:''' No, you arguing with that stupid professor. |
| 1103 | * Firestorm vs. Robin |
| 1104 | -->'''Firestorm:''' Mommy ever tell you not to touch a hot stove?\ |
| 1105 | '''Robin:''' [[TrainingFromHell She forced me to grip hot coals barehanded]].\ |
| 1106 | '''Firestorm:''' (''winces'') Jeez, kid... |
| 1107 | * Green Lantern vs. The Atom: |
| 1108 | -->'''Green Lantern:''' Know your role, junior.\ |
| 1109 | '''The Atom:''' ''(hurt)'' Bruce says I'm a member, not a sidekick.\ |
| 1110 | '''Green Lantern:''' Spoken like a true sidekick. |
| 1111 | * [[MirrorMatch The Atom vs. The Atom]] |
| 1112 | -->'''The Atom 1:''' What's causing this MirrorMatch?\ |
| 1113 | '''The Atom 2:''' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fresnel_diffraction Fresnel diffraction]]? [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Zeno_effect The Zeno effect]]?\ |
| 1114 | '''The Atom 1:''' Palmer said, "Investigate before you instigate." |
| 1115 | * [[MirrorMatch The Atom vs. The Atom]] |
| 1116 | -->'''The Atom 1:''' ''(wondering)'' Asynchronous phase phantom...?\ |
| 1117 | '''The Atom 2:''' [[Literature/SlaughterhouseFive I've become unstuck in space and time!]]\ |
| 1118 | '''The Atom 1:''' This is why I don't work with ComicBook/RipHunter! |
| 1119 | * Enchantress vs. Sub-Zero |
| 1120 | -->'''June''': If you can cure me, please do it!\ |
| 1121 | '''Sub-Zero''': You are choosing to suffer...\ |
| 1122 | '''Enchantress''': Oh, trust me, Sub-Zero. June has no choice. |
| 1123 | * Enchantress vs. Raiden |
| 1124 | -->'''June''': Please, Raiden, can you cure me?\ |
| 1125 | '''Raiden''': You would do well at the Wu Shi Temple.\ |
| 1126 | '''Enchantress''': Aren't you sentimental, old man. |
| 1127 | * Enchantress vs. Cyborg |
| 1128 | -->'''June''': Your technology won't stop Enchantress!\ |
| 1129 | '''Cyborg''': It's the ''man'' that should worry you.\ |
| 1130 | '''Enchantress''': In my experience, men are easy. |
| 1131 | * Enchantress vs. Catwoman |
| 1132 | -->'''June''': What are you trying to prove, Selina?\ |
| 1133 | '''Catwoman''': Everyone deserves a second chance.\ |
| 1134 | '''Enchantress''': Ugh! Since when are you so sentimental? |
| 1135 | * Enchantress vs. Green Lantern |
| 1136 | -->'''June''': Fighting magic isn't your bag, Hal.\ |
| 1137 | '''Green Lantern''': Green Lantern stands his ground!\ |
| 1138 | '''Enchantress''': ''Enchantress'' challenges you, you ''sniveling worm''! |
| 1139 | * Enchantress vs. Batman |
| 1140 | -->'''June''': I tried to be honest with you, Batman!\ |
| 1141 | '''Batman''': You left out some important details.\ |
| 1142 | '''Enchantress''': Ohohoh, she didn't...''I did''. |
| 1143 | * Enchantress vs. Gorilla Grodd |
| 1144 | -->'''June''': Like what you see, Grodd?\ |
| 1145 | '''Grodd''': [[ThisCannotBe It cannot be!]]\ |
| 1146 | '''Enchantress''': Go to hell, you dirty ape. |
| 1147 | * Blue Beetle vs. Enchantress |
| 1148 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': What smells like burning eggs?\ |
| 1149 | '''Enchantress''': Fire, brimstone, and ''[[BreadEggsMilkSquick your burning corpse]]''.\ |
| 1150 | '''Blue Beetle''': ...that escalated quickly. |
| 1151 | * Firestorm vs. Enchantress |
| 1152 | -->'''Firestorm''': These flames aren't just for show.\ |
| 1153 | '''Enchantress''': Want to see a trick?\ |
| 1154 | '''Firestorm''': [[BluntNo No.]] |
| 1155 | * Black Canary vs. Enchantress |
| 1156 | -->'''Black Canary''': Another girl's always a good thing.\ |
| 1157 | '''Enchantress''': This "other girl" wants to eat your soul.\ |
| 1158 | '''Black Canary''': You're gonna go home hungry! |
| 1159 | * Enchantress vs. Hellboy |
| 1160 | -->'''June''': You've never met a hag like this.\ |
| 1161 | '''Hellboy''': Hags, witches, you're all the same to me.\ |
| 1162 | '''Enchantress''': There's no witch like Enchantress. |
| 1163 | * Hellboy vs. Enchantress |
| 1164 | -->'''Hellboy''': You can't tell, but I'm blushing right now.\ |
| 1165 | '''Enchantress''': Don't be so modest, [[IKnowYourTrueName Anung-un-Rama]].\ |
| 1166 | '''Hellboy''': ''(startled)'' How do you know my goddamn name? |
| 1167 | * Hellboy vs. Enchantress |
| 1168 | -->'''Hellboy:''' You some kind of succubus?\ |
| 1169 | '''Enchantress:''' A witch and devourer of souls? '''''[[BluntYes Yes.]]'''''\ |
| 1170 | '''Hellboy:''' Well, in ''that'' case... ''(grinning)'' [[BringIt let's do this!]] |
| 1171 | * Enchantress vs. Red Hood |
| 1172 | -->'''June''': She can smell death on you.\ |
| 1173 | '''Red Hood''': Must be a resurrection thing.\ |
| 1174 | '''Enchantress''': Come on, Jason. Let me under that hood. |
| 1175 | * Enchantress vs. Superman |
| 1176 | -->'''June''': I can't help it. She has to be let out.\ |
| 1177 | '''Superman''': But you'll hurt innocent people!\ |
| 1178 | '''Enchantress''': Since when is that a problem for you? |
| 1179 | * [[MirrorMatch Enchantress vs. Enchantress]] |
| 1180 | -->'''June:''' My Enchantress went toe-to-toe with Superman.\ |
| 1181 | '''Enchantress 1:''' But she was no match for Maxwell Lord.\ |
| 1182 | '''Enchantress 2:''' Are you ''another'' of his mind games? |
| 1183 | * [[MirrorMatch Enchantress vs. Enchantress]] |
| 1184 | -->'''June:''' Great. Now there's ''two'' of you.\ |
| 1185 | '''Enchantress 1:''' Give me the Herne-Ramsgate Cauldron.\ |
| 1186 | '''Enchantress 2:''' ''Please.'' You know I don't ''share''. |
| 1187 | * [[MirrorMatch Enchantress vs. Enchantress]] |
| 1188 | -->'''June:''' Son of a... this can't be happening!\ |
| 1189 | '''Enchantress 1:''' Watch your tongue, mortal!\ |
| 1190 | '''Enchantress 2:''' Why? Sisters can speak freely. |
| 1191 | * Harley Quinn vs. Enchantress: |
| 1192 | -->'''Harley Quinn:''' You know, married couples start lookin' alike.\ |
| 1193 | '''Enchantress:''' June's my possession, not my bride.\ |
| 1194 | '''Harley Quinn:''' Learn to take a compliment, sweetie! |
| 1195 | * Enchantress vs. Harley Quinn: |
| 1196 | -->'''June:''' I'd... rather forget the [[ComicBook/SuicideSquad Squad]].\ |
| 1197 | '''Harley Quinn:''' Awww, but I ''miss'' our little chats.\ |
| 1198 | '''Enchantress:''' Well, I don't miss a thing, Harley. |
| 1199 | * Harley Quinn vs. Enchantress: |
| 1200 | -->'''Harley Quinn:''' Give me some breathing room, huh?\ |
| 1201 | '''Enchantress:''' I'm the monster that lurks under your bed.\ |
| 1202 | '''Harley Quinn:''' [[SeenItAll I got plenty of]] ''[[SeenItAll those]]'' [[SeenItAll at home.]] |
| 1203 | * Enchantress vs. The Joker: |
| 1204 | -->'''June:''' [[GodzillaThreshold Enchantress, Enchantress, Enchantress]]!\ |
| 1205 | '''The Joker:''' Could you be any more melodramatic?\ |
| 1206 | '''Enchantress:''' June can't, ''[[BadassBoast but I goddamn well can]]''! |
| 1207 | * Enchantress vs. Scarecrow: |
| 1208 | -->'''June:''' Enchantress, Enchantress, Enchantress!\ |
| 1209 | '''Scarecrow:''' Even gods succumb to fear.\ |
| 1210 | '''Enchantress:''' Maybe that's why they're all dead. |
| 1211 | * Raphael vs. Batman |
| 1212 | -->'''Raphael:''' What is it you wanted to teach me?\ |
| 1213 | '''Batman:''' That the shadows are your friend.\ |
| 1214 | '''Raphael:''' [[FailedASpotCheck You missed the fact I'm a]] ''[[FailedASpotCheck ninja]]'', [[FailedASpotCheck dude]]? |
| 1215 | * Batman vs. Leonardo |
| 1216 | -->'''Batman''': I know exactly how to beat you.\ |
| 1217 | '''Leonardo''': You've fought Ninja Turtles, Batman?\ |
| 1218 | '''Batman''': I'm full of surprises. |
| 1219 | ** Adding to the humor, Batman actually had fought the Turtles in a crossover comic the prior year. |
| 1220 | * [[MirrorMatch Leonardo vs. Leonardo]] |
| 1221 | -->'''Leo 1''': I'm hallucinating you, right?\ |
| 1222 | '''Leo 2''': Won't know until you fight me, dude.\ |
| 1223 | '''Leo 1''': I gotta lay off Mikey's garlic fudge pizza... |
| 1224 | * Raphael vs. The Joker |
| 1225 | -->'''Raph''': Lookin' for trouble? 'Cause you found it!\ |
| 1226 | '''Joker''': I'll put the "fun" in ''your'' funeral!\ |
| 1227 | '''Raph''': [[BrooklynRage I'm a New Yorker, I can take it!]] |
| 1228 | * Raphael vs. Superman |
| 1229 | -->'''Raph''': New York pizza’s the best! Am I right?\ |
| 1230 | '''Superman''': Two words: Beef. Bourguignon.\ |
| 1231 | '''Raph''': ''[[SeriousBusiness You really]]'' '''''[[SeriousBusiness have]]''''' ''[[SeriousBusiness lost your mind.]]'' |
| 1232 | * Hellboy vs. Donatello |
| 1233 | -->'''Hellboy''': Can't say I've met a Ninja Turtle...\ |
| 1234 | '''Donnie''': Hope you're not turtle-phobic, Hellboy!\ |
| 1235 | '''Hellboy''': Nah, my problem's with frogs. |
| 1236 | * Michelangelo vs. Starfire |
| 1237 | -->'''Mikey''': Okay, Starfire, let's do this!\ |
| 1238 | '''Starfire''': After I win, you wanna get pizza?\ |
| 1239 | '''Mikey''': After ''I'' win, ''you're'' buying pizza! |
| 1240 | * Michelangelo vs. Bane |
| 1241 | -->'''Mikey:''' Now you look tough, amigo.\ |
| 1242 | '''Bane:''' Don't butcher my language!\ |
| 1243 | '''Mikey:''' Dude, let's get this over with. |
| 1244 | * Raphael vs. Michelangelo |
| 1245 | -->'''Raph''': You ate the last ice cream sandwich!\ |
| 1246 | '''Mikey''': I-it was Donnie, {{not me|thistime}}!\ |
| 1247 | '''Raph''': The wrapper's stuck to your shell, bro. |
| 1248 | * Raphael vs. The Atom |
| 1249 | -->'''Raphael:''' New York pizza beats Gotham pizza.\ |
| 1250 | '''Atom:''' My expert opinion is you're exaggerating.\ |
| 1251 | '''Raphael:''' Don't need Donnie to know your facts are bad. |
| 1252 | * Raphael vs. Mr. Freeze |
| 1253 | -->'''Raph''': New York pizza's the best, am I right?\ |
| 1254 | '''Mr. Freeze''': [[FlatYes Quite possibly.]]\ |
| 1255 | '''Raph''': Man! I love being a Turtle! |
| 1256 | * Reverse-Flash vs. Donatello |
| 1257 | -->'''Reverse-Flash''': I'm the fastest man alive!\ |
| 1258 | '''Donny''': Got any facts to back that up?\ |
| 1259 | '''Reverse-Flash''': If anyone's faster, I'll kill 'em! |
| 1260 | * Donatello vs. Bizarro |
| 1261 | -->'''Donny''': You're clinically proven to be pure evil...\ |
| 1262 | '''Bizarro''': ME FIGHT FOR LIES, INJUSTICE, AMERICAN WAY!\ |
| 1263 | '''Donny''': At least you accept the science. |
| 1264 | * Raphael vs. Supergirl |
| 1265 | -->'''Raph''': Now, that's a sweet Superman cosplay.\ |
| 1266 | '''Supergirl''': The name is Supergirl!\ |
| 1267 | '''Raph''': [[AndImTheQueenOfSheba Sure, and I'm a Renaissance]] ''[[GratuitousFrench artiste]]''! |
| 1268 | * Donatello vs. Firestorm |
| 1269 | -->'''Donny''': So, you're two minds in one body?\ |
| 1270 | '''Firestorm''': One of us, a Nobel Prize winner!\ |
| 1271 | '''Donny''': [[TheKnightsWhoSaySquee I cannot possibly be more jealous!]] |
| 1272 | * Leonardo vs. Raphael |
| 1273 | -->'''Leonardo:''' That Atrocitus dude really likes you, Raph.\ |
| 1274 | '''Raphael:''' Don't worry, bro. I'm not ''that'' angry!\ |
| 1275 | '''Leonardo:''' [[BringIt You]] ''[[BringIt will]]'' [[BringIt be after I]] ''[[BringIt beat]]'' [[BringIt you!]] |
| 1276 | * Green Lantern vs Harley |
| 1277 | -->'''Green Lantern''': [[BadassBoast I've survived the cold of deep space!]]\ |
| 1278 | '''Harley Quinn''': [[CloudCuckooLander I collect toenail clippings!]]\ |
| 1279 | '''Green Lantern''': Fair enough, let's do this. |
| 1280 | * Harley Quinn vs Bane |
| 1281 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': Jaime promised me ring girls...\ |
| 1282 | '''Bane''': Surely, he was pulling your leg.\ |
| 1283 | '''Harley Quinn''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall Least there's an announcer]].\ |
| 1284 | '''Brother Eye''': BEGIN! |
| 1285 | * Catwoman Vs. Harley Quinn |
| 1286 | -->'''Catwoman:''' The Gotham City ''what''?\ |
| 1287 | '''Harley Quinn:''' [[ComicBook/GothamCitySirens Sirens]]! You, me, Kate and Babs!\ |
| 1288 | '''Catwoman:''' [[ItWillNeverCatchOn It'll never fly.]] |
| 1289 | * Harley Quinn Vs. Catwoman |
| 1290 | -->'''Harley Quinn:''' Bats says you'll be my mentor!\ |
| 1291 | '''Catwoman:''' Remind me to ask him for a raise.\ |
| 1292 | '''Harley Quinn:''' Wait... you get ''paid''?! |
| 1293 | * The Flash Vs. Green Arrow |
| 1294 | -->'''The Flash:''' Any side effects from Grodd's mind control?\ |
| 1295 | '''Green Arrow:''' My head's filled with blood-soaked bananas.\ |
| 1296 | '''The Flash:''' Let's try shaking them loose. |
| 1297 | * Jay Garrick Vs. Blue Beetle |
| 1298 | -->'''Jay Garrick:''' So you're the new Blue Beetle.\ |
| 1299 | '''Blue Beetle:''' My reputation precedes me!\ |
| 1300 | '''Jay Garrick:''' Let's see if you live up to ''Dan Garrett's'' legacy.[[note]]Ouch, Ted Kord.[[/note]] |
| 1301 | * Blue Beetle Vs. Poison Ivy |
| 1302 | -->'''Blue Beetle:''' Well, hello beautiful!\ |
| 1303 | '''Poison Ivy:''' Flattery ''might'' spare your life.\ |
| 1304 | '''Blue Beetle:''' I can live with that! |
| 1305 | * Brainiac VS. Power Girl |
| 1306 | -->'''Brainiac''': [[MistakenIdentity Kara Zor-El, the illusive specimen...]]\ |
| 1307 | '''Power Girl''': [[VideoGame/SupermArioBros1 Your princess is in another castle]], Brainiac.\ |
| 1308 | '''Brainiac''': ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Your defeat will be painful.]]'' |
| 1309 | * Even Bane isn't above a cheap pun now and again. |
| 1310 | -->'''Bane''': Sing me a song.\ |
| 1311 | '''Black Canary''': I have a number in mind.\ |
| 1312 | '''Bane''': I will supply the ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beat!]]'' |
| 1313 | * Harley Quinn Vs. [[MirrorMatch Harley Quinn]] |
| 1314 | -->'''Harley Quinn 1:''' You're cramping my style!\ |
| 1315 | '''Harley Quinn 2:''' ...What style?\ |
| 1316 | '''Harley Quinn 1:''' Grr... I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS! |
| 1317 | * The Flash and Atrocitus have an argument about them both wearing the color red: |
| 1318 | -->'''The Flash''': Uh, gotta say I have dibs on the whole 'red' thing.\ |
| 1319 | '''Atrocitus''': I wore red ''eons'' before you!\ |
| 1320 | '''The Flash''': Gotta say, I wore it better. |
| 1321 | ** This even extends into a Clash quote: |
| 1322 | -->'''Atrocitus''': Now do you see why red's ''my'' color?\ |
| 1323 | '''The Flash''': Alright, we can share. |
| 1324 | * Supergirl vs. Captain Cold |
| 1325 | -->'''Supergirl:''' You don't look like a [[{{Pun}} captain, Cold]].\ |
| 1326 | '''Captain Cold:''' You look like a cheerleader.\ |
| 1327 | '''Supergirl:''' Let me show you some spirit. |
| 1328 | * Catwoman vs. Supergirl: |
| 1329 | -->'''Catwoman:''' Girl of Steel.\ |
| 1330 | '''Supergirl:''' And you're the girl who [[FunWithHomophones steals]].\ |
| 1331 | '''Catwoman:''' Hmm. Clever, too. |
| 1332 | * Cyborg vs. Robin: |
| 1333 | -->'''Cyborg:''' 'Sup, [[TheGadfly Dwayne]]?\ |
| 1334 | '''Robin:''' My name's not Dwayne!\ |
| 1335 | '''Cyborg:''' Heh. It is now. |
| 1336 | * Cyborg vs. Robin (again): |
| 1337 | -->'''Cyborg:''' After I win, wanna get pizza?\ |
| 1338 | '''Robin:''' Loser buys.\ |
| 1339 | '''Cyborg:''' You mean it's on Batman? |
| 1340 | * Robin vs. Cyborg: |
| 1341 | -->'''Robin:''' Got a problem?\ |
| 1342 | '''Cyborg:''' Why'd you break all my game consoles?\ |
| 1343 | '''Robin:''' [[TruthinTelevision No one saves the world by playing games.]] |
| 1344 | * Cyborg vs. Gorilla Grodd: |
| 1345 | -->'''Cyborg:''' Escaped from the lab, monkey?\ |
| 1346 | '''Gorilla Grodd:''' I hope you brought more than insults.\ |
| 1347 | '''Cyborg:''' If you win, a banana. |
| 1348 | * Blue Beetle vs. Green Arrow: |
| 1349 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': You're gonna get [[AccidentalInnuendo blue!]]\ |
| 1350 | '''Green Arrow''': ''(confused)'' [[ThatCameOutWrong Excuse me?]]\ |
| 1351 | '''Blue Beetle''': [[VerbalBackspace Beetled. Gonna get Blue Beetled.]] |
| 1352 | * Black Adam vs. Robin: |
| 1353 | -->'''Black Adam:''' The grandson of Ra's al Ghul...\ |
| 1354 | '''Robin:''' ...meets the dictator of a failed state.\ |
| 1355 | '''Black Adam:''' Are you incapable of respect? |
| 1356 | [[/folder]] |
| 1357 | |
| 1358 | [[folder:Clashes]] |
| 1359 | * Supergirl vs. Atrocitus |
| 1360 | -->'''Supergirl''': Ready for naptime, ''baby''?\ |
| 1361 | '''Atrocitus''': '''''[[BerserkButton YOU'LL NOT RIDICULE ME AGAIN!]]''''' |
| 1362 | * [[BrickJoke Atrocitus vs. Supergirl]] |
| 1363 | -->'''Atrocitus:''' [[RunningGag THIS IS FOR CALLING ME A BABY!]]\ |
| 1364 | '''Supergirl:''' Wow, need a diaper change? |
| 1365 | * Atrocitus vs. Aquaman; Arthur ''really'' has too much fun lampshading Atrocitus' {{Catchphrase}} |
| 1366 | -->'''Atrocitus:''' My rage is unending!\ |
| 1367 | '''Aquaman:''' Enough with the rage! (''four'' of their Clash interactions start with some paraphrase of the first line, and Arthur gives the same response each time)\ |
| 1368 | \ |
| 1369 | '''Atrocitus:''' My rage consumes you!\ |
| 1370 | '''Aquaman:''' Yes, yes, rage!\ |
| 1371 | \ |
| 1372 | '''Atrocitus:''' Your rage runs deep!\ |
| 1373 | '''Aquaman:''' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore You like using that word, don't you?]] |
| 1374 | * Batman vs. Atrocitus (doubles as a ShoutOut to ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie'', as well as ''ComicBook/BlackestNight''.) |
| 1375 | -->'''Atrocitus''': You'd be a perfect Red Lantern!\ |
| 1376 | '''Batman''': I only come in black! |
| 1377 | * Batman vs. Joker |
| 1378 | -->'''Batman''': You're definitely a headache!/I'm ending this nightmare.\ |
| 1379 | '''Joker''': [[EngineeredHashtag #GrumpyBat]]! |
| 1380 | * Batman vs. Wonder Woman |
| 1381 | -->'''Wonder Woman''': Damien despises you.\ |
| 1382 | '''Batman''': You can have him. |
| 1383 | * Black Canary vs. Brainiac |
| 1384 | -->'''Black Canary''': Gonna [[AssShove shove]] my fist up your--\ |
| 1385 | '''Brainiac''': Humans are ''obsessed'' with scatology! |
| 1386 | * Black Canary vs. Green Arrow |
| 1387 | --> '''Black Canary''': I can go all night.\ |
| 1388 | '''Green Arrow''': Promise!? |
| 1389 | * Black Canary vs. Joker |
| 1390 | -->'''Black Canary''': Gonna shove my fist up your--\ |
| 1391 | '''Joker''': It could use a polish! |
| 1392 | * Blue Beetle vs. Atrocitus |
| 1393 | -->'''Blue Beetle''': Who names their cat "''Dex-Starr''"?\ |
| 1394 | '''Atrocitus''': [[ComicalOverreacting YOU'LL NOT RIDICULE ME AGAIN!]] |
| 1395 | * Blue Beetle vs Flash |
| 1396 | -->'''Beetle''': Am I fast, or are you slow?\ |
| 1397 | '''Flash''': It's a little of both. |
| 1398 | * Catwoman vs. Gorilla Grodd |
| 1399 | -->'''Catwoman:''' [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 Keep your stinkin' paws off me!]]\ |
| 1400 | '''Gorilla Grodd:''' [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes2001 You damn dirty human!]] |
| 1401 | * Cyborg vs. Supergirl |
| 1402 | -->'''Cyborg''': Friend request ''denied''!\ |
| 1403 | '''Supergirl''': [[SarcasmMode Ugh, I'm heartbroken.]] |
| 1404 | * Darkseid vs. Harley Quinn |
| 1405 | -->'''Darkseid''': Why should Darkseid fear you?\ |
| 1406 | '''Harley''': ''[[ComicalOverreacting YOU SINGED MY PIGTAILS!]]'' |
| 1407 | * Darkseid vs. Joker |
| 1408 | -->'''Darkseid''': Darkseid laughs as you perish. |
| 1409 | -->'''Joker''': [[ThreatBackfire Thank you.]] |
| 1410 | * Deadshot vs. Batman |
| 1411 | -->'''Deadshot''': My shots are getting closer!\ |
| 1412 | '''Batman''': But you're ''still'' missing. |
| 1413 | * Doctor Fate vs. Green Arrow |
| 1414 | -->'''Doctor Fate''': ORDER SHALL PREVAIL!\ |
| 1415 | '''Green Arrow''': {{You|needtogetlaid}} ''[[YouNeedToGetLaid really]]'' [[YouNeedToGetLaid need to get laid.]] |
| 1416 | * Doctor Fate vs Captain Cold |
| 1417 | -->'''Doctor Fate''': You are but a man with a gun!\ |
| 1418 | '''Captain Cold''': Not what my bank account says! |
| 1419 | ** Alternatively, with Supergirl: |
| 1420 | --->'''Supergirl''': Crime doesn't pay!\ |
| 1421 | '''Captain Cold''': Not what my bank account says! |
| 1422 | * Firestorm vs. The Flash |
| 1423 | -->'''Firestorm''': You familiar with the laws of physics?\ |
| 1424 | '''The Flash''': I've broken them all, so... Yeah! |
| 1425 | * The Flash vs Blue Beetle |
| 1426 | -->'''Flash''': I can see why Bruce likes you.\ |
| 1427 | '''Blue Beetle''': He does? He ''really does''!? |
| 1428 | * The Flash vs Poison Ivy |
| 1429 | -->'''Flash''': See? Fastest man alive!\ |
| 1430 | '''Poison Ivy''': Then hurry up and die. |
| 1431 | * Green Arrow vs Captain Cold |
| 1432 | -->'''Green Arrow''': It's a pleasure to kick your ass.\ |
| 1433 | '''Captain Cold''': [[InsultBackfire Feeling's mutual!]] |
| 1434 | * Green Arrow vs. Green Arrow |
| 1435 | -->'''Green Arrow 1''': Can't tell which of us is evil!\ |
| 1436 | '''Green Arrow 2''': I know! We've both got {{beard|ofevil}}s! |
| 1437 | * Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) vs Green Lantern (John Stewart) |
| 1438 | -->'''Green Lantern (Hal)''': ''I'm'' the real Green Lantern!\ |
| 1439 | '''Green Lantern (John)''': [[SarcasmMode Very funny, Hal!]] |
| 1440 | * Harley vs. Aquaman |
| 1441 | -->'''Harley''': You kiss like a fish, too?!\ |
| 1442 | '''Aquaman''': ''[[BerserkButton Enough with the fish metaphors...]]''/Only Mera knows! |
| 1443 | * Harley Quinn vs. Atrocitus |
| 1444 | -->'''Harley''': You'd make a darn cute plushie!\ |
| 1445 | '''Atrocitus''': '''''[[BigWhat WH]][[FlatWhat at...]]''''' IS A PLUSHIE?! |
| 1446 | ** What makes this especially hilarious is Atrocitus' perfect delivery. He's still speaking [[UnstoppableRage with rage through gritted teeth]], but this is the one time [[NotSoAboveItAll where it briefly falters]], seemingly [[TheComicallySerious out of amazement]] and [[FlatWhat utter confusion]] at the concept of a "plushie". |
| 1447 | * Harley vs Bane |
| 1448 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': (imitating Bane) [[{{Pun}} I'll break wind!]]\ |
| 1449 | '''Bane''': [[SeriousBusiness Don't you dare!]] |
| 1450 | * Harley Quinn vs Black Canary |
| 1451 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': You know, Lucy could take on Connor.\ |
| 1452 | '''Black Canary''': The kids are not going to fight, Harley! |
| 1453 | * Harley Quinn vs Captain Cold |
| 1454 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': Could ya' make me a snow cone?\ |
| 1455 | '''Captain Cold''': Try asking Mr. Freeze. |
| 1456 | ** Becomes a BrickJoke with Harley Quinn vs. Mr. Freeze |
| 1457 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': Could ya make me a snow cone?\ |
| 1458 | '''Mr. Freeze''': Did Snart tell you to ask me that? |
| 1459 | * Harley vs. Catwoman |
| 1460 | -->'''Harley''': ''[[LesYay I love you~]]''\ |
| 1461 | '''Catwoman''': Then quit yanking my tail! |
| 1462 | * Harley Quinn vs. Deadshot |
| 1463 | -->'''Harley''': Stop tryin' to kill me, will ya?!\ |
| 1464 | '''Deadshot''': Nah, I'll keep shooting. |
| 1465 | * Harley Quinn vs. Flash |
| 1466 | -->'''Harley''': Hah! [[ToiletHumor Bet you sonic boom when you fart!]]\ |
| 1467 | '''Flash''': [[DeadpanSnarker Definitely]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker not]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker how the Speed Force works.]] |
| 1468 | ** Alternatively, against Supergirl: |
| 1469 | --->'''Harley''': Hah! Bet you sonic boom when you fart!\ |
| 1470 | '''Supergirl''': Pfft! [[PunctuatedforEmphasis As! If!]] |
| 1471 | *** Or, against Superman: |
| 1472 | ---->'''Harley''': Hah! Bet you sonic boom when you fart!\ |
| 1473 | '''Superman:''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint You asked for it!]] |
| 1474 | * Harley Quinn vs. Green Lantern |
| 1475 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': Green means '''''GO'''''!\ |
| 1476 | '''Green Lantern''': My fist means '''''STOP'''''! |
| 1477 | * Harley Quinn vs. Poison Ivy |
| 1478 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': ''I love you~''\ |
| 1479 | '''Poison Ivy''': [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack I know.]] |
| 1480 | * Harley Quinn vs. Swamp Thing |
| 1481 | -->'''Harley Quinn''': Make like a tree and ''[[{{Pun}} leaf]]''!\ |
| 1482 | '''Swamp Thing''': [[LamePunReaction I hate that joke, Quinn.]] |
| 1483 | * Joker vs Aquaman |
| 1484 | -->'''Joker''': You'll be delicious, battered and fried.\ |
| 1485 | '''Aquaman''': Enough with the fish metaphors! |
| 1486 | * Joker vs. Black Adam |
| 1487 | --> '''Joker''': [[ShoutOut Meet that other]] [[ActorAllusion lightning guy?]]\ |
| 1488 | '''Black Adam''': [[Franchise/MortalKombat With the bamboo hat?]] [[TheComicallySerious Yes.]] |
| 1489 | * Joker vs. Brainiac |
| 1490 | -->'''Joker''': You're taking the fun out of this!\ |
| 1491 | '''Brainiac''': [[TheComicallySerious The advantage of a 12th level intellect.]] |
| 1492 | * Joker vs. Cyborg |
| 1493 | -->'''Joker''': You're breaking [[ThreeLawsCompliant Asimov's first law]]!\ |
| 1494 | '''Cyborg''': [[InsistentTerminology I'm a cyborg, not a robot]]! |
| 1495 | * Joker vs. Firestorm |
| 1496 | -->'''Joker''': You must've [[Film/TheMatrix swallowed the red pill]]!\ |
| 1497 | '''Firestorm''': ''[[WrongGenreSavvy Completely different "matrix"!]]'' |
| 1498 | * Joker vs. Green Arrow |
| 1499 | -->'''Joker''': You've got no sense of humor!\ |
| 1500 | '''Green Arrow''': Hello, boxing glove arrow? |
| 1501 | * Joker vs. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) |
| 1502 | -->'''Joker''': Look! Sinestro's behind you!\ |
| 1503 | '''Green Lantern (Hal)''': Not falling for that one./NeverHeardThatOneBefore. |
| 1504 | ** Alternatively, against John Stewart: |
| 1505 | --->'''Joker''': Look! Sinestro's behind you!\ |
| 1506 | '''Green Lantern (John)''': Not in my Sector. |
| 1507 | *** Or, against Atrocitus |
| 1508 | ---->'''Joker''': Look! Sinestro's behind you!\ |
| 1509 | '''Atrocitus''': '''''[[ComicalOverreacting YOU'LL NOT RIDICULE ME AGAIN!]]''''' |
| 1510 | * Joker vs. Red Hood |
| 1511 | -->'''Joker''': [[ComicBook/ADeathInTheFamily Your pick: dynamite or crowbar?]]\ |
| 1512 | '''Red Hood''': '''''[[BerserkButton Die, Joker!]]''''' |
| 1513 | * Joker vs Scarecrow |
| 1514 | -->'''Joker''': More gas, please! |
| 1515 | -->'''Scarecrow''': You've had enough./Stop having fun! |
| 1516 | * Poison Ivy vs. Supergirl |
| 1517 | -->'''Poison Ivy''': ''[[DepravedBisexual Kiss me, lover...]]''\ |
| 1518 | '''Supergirl''': [[{{Squick}} Gross!]] [[NoJustNoReaction Not happening!]] |
| 1519 | ** Alternatively, against Black Manta: |
| 1520 | --->'''Poison Ivy''': ''Kiss me, lover...''\ |
| 1521 | '''Black Manta:''' [[BettertoDIEthanbekilled I'd rather die here...]] |
| 1522 | *** Or, against Black Adam: |
| 1523 | ---->'''Poison Ivy''': ''Kiss me, lover...''\ |
| 1524 | '''Black Adam:''' You're unworthy. |
| 1525 | * Red Hood vs the Joker: |
| 1526 | -->'''Red Hood''': Scum like you deserve to ''die!'' |
| 1527 | -->'''[[CardCarryingVillain Joker]]''': [[InsultBackfire Thank you]]! |
| 1528 | * Reverse-Flash vs Jay Garrick |
| 1529 | -->'''Reverse-Flash''': I'll destroy ''your'' future!\ |
| 1530 | '''Jay''': [[AndThatsTerrible That would be incredibly impolite!]] |
| 1531 | * Robin vs. Deadshot |
| 1532 | -->'''Robin''': Who'd put a hit on me!?\ |
| 1533 | '''Deadshot''': [[HatedByAll Anyone who's ever met you.]] |
| 1534 | * Robin vs. Red Hood |
| 1535 | -->'''Robin''': This time, you're dead!\ |
| 1536 | '''Red Hood''': [[ComicBook/ADeathInTheFamily Been dead]], [[BackFromTheDead done that]]! |
| 1537 | ** Gives the same response in a MirrorMatch, when the other Red Hood snarls, "Scum like you deserve to die!" |
| 1538 | *** Also applies to others who want him dead. Against Grid: |
| 1539 | ---->'''Grid:''' Your death will not stir me.\ |
| 1540 | '''Red Hood:''' Been dead, done that! |
| 1541 | *** Against Wonder Woman: |
| 1542 | ---->'''Wonder Woman:''' Die with honor.\ |
| 1543 | '''Red Hood:''' Been dead, done that! |
| 1544 | *** Against Mr. Freeze: |
| 1545 | ---->'''Mr. Freeze:''' You will die a cold death!\ |
| 1546 | '''Red Hood:''' Been dead, done that! |
| 1547 | *** Against Atrocitus: |
| 1548 | ---->'''Atrocitus:''' I'll spill your blood.\ |
| 1549 | '''Red Hood:''' Been dead, done that! |
| 1550 | *** Against Poison Ivy: |
| 1551 | ---->'''Poison Ivy:''' One kiss and you're dead.\ |
| 1552 | '''Red Hood:''' Been dead, done that! |
| 1553 | *** Against Black Adam: |
| 1554 | ---->'''Black Adam:''' How long till you die?\ |
| 1555 | '''Red Hood:''' Been dead, done that! |
| 1556 | * Scarecrow vs. Deadshot |
| 1557 | -->'''Scarecrow''': ''Scream in terror!''\ |
| 1558 | '''Deadshot''': [[ThreatBackfire Actually, that might be cathartic.]] |
| 1559 | * Scarecrow vs. Joker |
| 1560 | -->'''Scarecrow''': You couldn't beat Batman!\ |
| 1561 | '''Joker''': Best you'll give him is a ''hangover''! |
| 1562 | * Scarecrow vs. Robin |
| 1563 | -->'''Scarecrow''': ''Daddy fights better than you!''\ |
| 1564 | '''Robin''': [[ShutupHannibal Shut up, Scarecrow!]] |
| 1565 | * Scarecrow vs Superman |
| 1566 | -->'''Scarecrow:''' Confess your fears!\ |
| 1567 | '''Superman:''' I'm afraid for your safety. |
| 1568 | * Superman vs. Bane |
| 1569 | -->'''Superman''': I'll break you, Bane.\ |
| 1570 | '''Bane''': [[HeyThatsMyLine That is my line.]] |
| 1571 | * Superman vs. Batman |
| 1572 | -->'''Superman''': I'm sorry, Bruce.\ |
| 1573 | '''Batman''': I'm not dead yet! |
| 1574 | * Wonder Woman vs. Harley Quinn |
| 1575 | -->'''Wonder Woman''': Say goodnight, Harley.\ |
| 1576 | '''Harley Quinn''': [[ExactWords Goodnight, Harley!]] |
| 1577 | * Sub-Zero vs. The Joker |
| 1578 | -->'''Sub-Zero''': You fight without honor!\ |
| 1579 | '''Joker''': [[Videogame/MortalKombatVsDCUniverse Because this Joker's]] ''[[Videogame/MortalKombatVSDCUniverse wild]]''! |
| 1580 | * Robin vs. Harley Quinn |
| 1581 | -->'''Robin:''' How's this gonna end?\ |
| 1582 | '''Harley Quinn:''' I'm a doctor, not a fortune teller! |
| 1583 | * Scarecrow vs. Green Lantern |
| 1584 | --> '''Scarecrow:''' Crashing... just like your father!\ |
| 1585 | '''Green Lantern:''' Forget scared, ''[[BerserkButton I'm angry!]]'' |
| 1586 | * Firestorm vs. Robin |
| 1587 | -->'''Firestorm:''' What do you think you're doing?\ |
| 1588 | '''Robin:''' Thrashing two of you at once. |
| 1589 | * Atrocitus vs. Bizarro |
| 1590 | -->'''Atrocitus:''' I can feel your fury...\ |
| 1591 | '''Bizarro:''' [[HoYay BIZARRO]] ''[[HoYay LOVE]]'' [[HoYay YOU!]] |
| 1592 | * Bane vs. Batman |
| 1593 | -->'''Bane:''' How is your back?\ |
| 1594 | '''Batman:''' Never better. |
| 1595 | * Swamp Thing vs. Poison Ivy |
| 1596 | -->'''Swamp Thing:''' [[TherecanbeONLYone There can only be one]] guardian.\ |
| 1597 | '''Poison Ivy:''' Then hurry up and die. |
| 1598 | * Scarecrow vs. Black Manta |
| 1599 | -->'''Scarecrow:''' The Trench are behind you!\ |
| 1600 | '''Black Manta:''' Choke on a harpoon! |
| 1601 | * The Atom vs. Robin |
| 1602 | -->'''The Atom:''' I've still got a ''[[{{Pun}} small]]'' [[{{Pun}} advantage]]!\ |
| 1603 | '''Robin:''' [[LamePunReaction Quit embarrassing yourself]]! |
| 1604 | * The Atom vs. Blue Beetle |
| 1605 | -->'''The Atom:''' Don't make me fly up your nose!\ |
| 1606 | '''Blue Beetle:''' It's totally not cool! |
| 1607 | * Atrocitus vs. Hellboy |
| 1608 | -->'''Atrocitus:''' [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Let your rage]] ''[[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi flow]]''!\ |
| 1609 | '''Hellboy:''' ''(almost sighing)'' I'm so ''over'' this crap. |
| 1610 | * Aquaman vs. Hellboy |
| 1611 | -->'''Aquaman''': Should I summon the shark?\ |
| 1612 | '''Hellboy''': [[AssShove Shove it up your ass!]] |
| 1613 | * Michelangelo vs. Scarecrow |
| 1614 | -->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\ |
| 1615 | '''Scarecrow:''' [[ItMakesSenseinContext You've had enough.]] |
| 1616 | ** Alternatively, against Supergirl |
| 1617 | --->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\ |
| 1618 | '''Supergirl:''' Ever hear of "sharing"? |
| 1619 | *** Or, against The Flash |
| 1620 | ---->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\ |
| 1621 | '''The Flash:''' Alright! We can share. |
| 1622 | *** ...or Darkseid |
| 1623 | ---->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\ |
| 1624 | '''Darkseid:''' [[TheComicallySerious You cannot deny Darkseid.]] |
| 1625 | *** ...or Black Canary |
| 1626 | ---->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\ |
| 1627 | '''Black Canary:''' Too late for that. |
| 1628 | *** ...or Blue Beetle |
| 1629 | ---->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\ |
| 1630 | '''Blue Beetle:''' I am ''so'' blogging about this! |
| 1631 | *** ...or Catwoman |
| 1632 | ---->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\ |
| 1633 | '''Catwoman:''' [[AttentionWhore Then quit yanking my tail.]] |
| 1634 | *** ...or Hellboy |
| 1635 | ---->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\ |
| 1636 | '''Hellboy:''' That crap's getting old. |
| 1637 | *** ...or Green Lantern |
| 1638 | ---->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\ |
| 1639 | '''Green Lantern:''' What would be the fun in that? |
| 1640 | * Aquaman vs. Black Adam |
| 1641 | -->'''Aquaman:''' Go back to the desert!\ |
| 1642 | '''Black Adam:''' Famous LastWords. |
| 1643 | * Gorilla Grodd vs. Cyborg |
| 1644 | -->'''Gorilla Grodd:''' Man plus machine equals failure.\ |
| 1645 | '''Cyborg:''' That the new math, Grodd? |
| 1646 | * Atrocitus vs. Firestorm |
| 1647 | -->'''Atrocitus:''' [[BreathWeapon TASTE MY BILE!]]\ |
| 1648 | '''Firestorm:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Just...]] [[{{squick}} blegh...]] |
| 1649 | ** ...or Supergirl: |
| 1650 | --->'''Atrocitus:''' TASTE MY BILE!\ |
| 1651 | '''Supergirl:''' Gross! Not happening! |
| 1652 | *** ...or Jay Garrick: |
| 1653 | ---->'''Atrocitus:''' TASTE MY BILE!\ |
| 1654 | '''Jay Garrick:''' That would be incredibly impolite! |
| 1655 | *** ...or Blue Beetle: |
| 1656 | ---->'''Atrocitus:''' TASTE MY BILE!\ |
| 1657 | '''Blue Beetle:''' That's messed up, brah. |
| 1658 | * Harley Quinn vs. Robin |
| 1659 | -->'''Harley Quinn:''' Bruce and Talia, sitting in a--\ |
| 1660 | '''Robin:''' [[ShutupKirk Shut it, clown!]] |
| 1661 | * Black Adam vs. Superman |
| 1662 | -->'''Black Adam:''' It's my turn to rule.\ |
| 1663 | '''Superman:''' [[SarcasmMode Didn't know we were taking turns.]] |
| 1664 | * Bizarro vs. Captain Cold |
| 1665 | -->'''Bizarro:''' Bizarro am number one!\ |
| 1666 | '''Captain Cold:''' You're overcompensating! |
| 1667 | * Green Lantern vs. Swamp Thing |
| 1668 | -->'''Green Lantern:''' Say it! I'm the most green!\ |
| 1669 | '''Swamp Thing:''' "Green" as in "[[DoubleMeaning inexperienced]]"? |
| 1670 | * Atrocitus vs. Wonder Woman |
| 1671 | -->'''Atrocitus:''' My rage in unending!\ |
| 1672 | '''Wonder Woman:''' Another dose, perhaps? |
| 1673 | * Supergirl vs. Brainiac |
| 1674 | -->'''Supergirl:''' [[AndThisisfor This is for]] Krypton!\ |
| 1675 | '''Brainiac:''' Your abject failure? |
| 1676 | ** Speaking of abject failures...Wonder Woman vs. Brainiac |
| 1677 | --->'''Wonder Woman:''' This is for (Earth/Superman)!\ |
| 1678 | '''Brainiac:''' Your abject failure? |
| 1679 | *** Catwoman vs. Brainiac, again on abject failures |
| 1680 | ---->'''Catwoman:''' This is going ''purr''-fectly.\ |
| 1681 | '''Brainiac:''' Your abject failure? |
| 1682 | *** Black Adam vs. Brainiac |
| 1683 | ---->'''Black Adam:''' This only ends one way...\ |
| 1684 | '''Brainiac:''' Your abject failure? |
| 1685 | * Cheetah vs. Aquaman |
| 1686 | -->'''Cheetah:''' I thirst for your blood!\ |
| 1687 | '''Aquaman:''' You need teeth to eat. |
| 1688 | * Atrocitus vs. Doctor Fate |
| 1689 | -->'''Atrocitus:''' Submit to my anger!\ |
| 1690 | '''Doctor Fate:''' ''You'' will submit to ''order''! |
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