Line #10 Funny/DeadSpaceRemake


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3	Is the remake of ''Dead Space'' as horrific as the original and then some? Yes. Is it still hilarious at times? Also yes!
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5	* The remake follows the trend of the original second game when it comes to Isaac stomping repeatedly for long enough - grunting and swearing rather loudly. Considering the circumstances, it's some much-needed, if unexpected, levity.
6	--> '''Isaac''': ''(stomp)'' FUCKING ''(stomp)'' DIE ''(stomp)'' MOTHER ''(stomp)'' FUCKER!
7	* Whereas Isaac rather stoically retrieved and installed the Stasis and Kinesis modules in the original after finding them, Isaac finds his Stasis module in the remake, still attached to it's original owner's... severed arm, which Isaac squeamishly picks up while trying to detach the module from the arm.
8	* If Isaac runs out of ammo for all of his equipped weapons, he will often yell some obscenities in frustration.
9	--> '''Isaac''': Hey, thanks, CEC! '''YOU PIECE OF SHIT!'''
10	* Graffiti, taken almost verbatim from the original.
11	--> ''This ship is FUCKED UP''\
12	''hey it's okay to be fucked up''
13	* One of the pre-order suits, "Infested", is mostly pretty horrific to look at since it shows Isaac completely mutilated. What ''isn't'' horrific (well, it is, but in a funny way) is when Isaac removes his helmet during scenes where he talks to others... only for ''his entire head'' to come off with it, leaving only the stump of his neck. [[DevelopersForesight The developers have confirmed that this was intentional.]]
14	* Aboard the ''Valor'', Hammond contacts Isaac to warn him that there's a ''nuke'' aboard the ship with them, and that Isaac needs to handle it. Isaac is quick to respond that he's a ship engineer, not a nuclear engineer.
15	* If you decide to play Z-Ball, you'll hear the usual chanting from the Marker-induced delusions ''cheering Isaac on''. Even the Marker seems to appreciate some good Z-Ball plays.
16	* In Hydroponics, if you switch off the deck's "Jungle Ambience" you can hear the Leviathan roar in response. Seems even a massive eldritch abomination doesn't like anyone messing with its tunes.
17	* When Isaac decides to fight the Leviathan when ejecting it into space fails.
18	--> '''Cross''': The Leviathan has a ten-kiloton mass! Do you really need me to tell you this is a bad idea?\
19	'''Isaac''': Well, I'm all out of good ideas, so guess what's left.
20	* Isaac, upon escaping the final drag tentacle, is just about fed up with everything.
21	--> '''Kyne''': Mr. Clarke! Are you there?!\
22	'''Isaac''': ''Fuck'' this ship.\
23	'''Kyne''': Oh, Altman be praise—\
24	'''Isaac''': ''Fuck'' Altman, too.
25	* Kendra is ''not'' pleased that Isaac gave Kyne, who to put it mildly has some screws loose, the only shuttle off the ship.
26	--> '''Kendra''': ''(annoyed)'' So glad you gave ''that'' guy our only escape shuttle.
27	* And of course, [[RunningGag there's always Peng!]]
28	* Necromorphs can end up ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice if you throw sharp stuff at them with Kinesis. You can, of course, fire their own blades at them. There's an achievement for catching a blade off of a dangling piece of flesh to impale its former owner with.
29	* And finally, as the cherry on top, what's your reward for completing [[NintendoHard Impossible]] [[CheckpointStarvation difficulty]]? ''[[VideoGame/DeadSpace2 The Hand Cannon!]]'' Just like in ''2'', the Hand Cannon is a foam finger (with JigglePhysics this time around, to boot) that kills ''everything'' in one, two, ''maybe'' three shots. Even Isaac's melee attacks with it are a one-hit kill. It has infinite ammunition, it has no need to reload, and it is an absolute ''delight'' for Isaac if his delighted, child-like [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud onomatopoeia]] whenever he uses it are anything to go by.
30	--> ''Real space. Real terror. Real foam.''\
31	''[Primary Fire] - Bang!''\
32	''[Secondary Fire] - Pew!''

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