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-> Alliteration is always awesome. You know what else is awesome? [[Creator/{{Taito}} The Taito Corporation.]]
-> Alliteration is always awesome. You know what else is awesome? [[Creator/{{Taito}} The Taito Corporation.]]
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* IndestructibleEdible: {{Discussed}} in [[http://sydlexia.com/cabbage_patch_cereal.htm Syd's article on Cabbage Patch Kids cereal.]] He mentions that the cereals that contain more artificial flavours tend to hold up better over time... and unfortunately for him, ''Cabbage Patch Kids'' cereal was an outright healthy cereal, and he could only handle about four spoonfuls before getting sick.
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* IndestructibleEdible: {{Discussed}} in [[http://sydlexia.com/cabbage_patch_cereal.htm Syd's article on Cabbage Patch Kids cereal.]] He mentions that the cereals that contain more artificial flavours tend to hold up better over time... and unfortunately for him, ''Cabbage Patch Kids'' cereal was an outright healthy cereal, and he could only handle about four spoonfuls before getting sick. For the other cereals, it's {{downplayed}}; most of the expired ones remain barely edible, but have clearly degraded over time, and the marshmallows tend to shrivel up faster than the rest of the cereal.
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'''[[JustForFun/DescribeTopicHere 09/24/22:]]''' [[JustForFun/DescribeTopicHere The TV Tropes page is up.]]
''[[http://sydlexia.com/ SydLexia.com]]'' is a humor website run by the eponymous Syd Lexia, alongside other guest posters such as Valdronius and Kris Lexia. The site's content is mostly focused on pop culture from the 80s and 90s, especially video games.
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!!Tropes featured on sydlexia.com include:
* AltText: Many of the images on the articles, especially older ones, feature additional jokes or commentary from the author if hovered over. For posts about video games, however, the title screen image always has a copyright notice.
* AndThatsTerrible: In the article [[http://sydlexia.com/pac-nihilism.htm Pac-Man: An Accurate Simulation of Your Meaningless Life]], one parallel Syd draws between ''VideoGame/PacMan'' and real life is the fact that keys are valuable. He provides a scoring guide for the different types of keys you can own in real life. Keys to "The Shackles of Your Slaves" are worth the most, but this qualifier is included below:
-> **IMPORTANT NOTE:** Slavery is quite illegal under U.S. federal law and it is generally frowned upon in 42 of the 48 continental states, as well as Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico. Furthermore, attempting slavery is a good way to get yourself shot in the face. Repeatedly. As a result, the international scoreboard maintained by Twin Galaxies does not recognize high scores obtained via slavery. [[TakeThat Famed gamer Billy Mitchell has heavily criticized this decision.]]
* BaitAndSwitch: [[http://sydlexia.com/mega_man_3_sucks.htm "Mega Man 3: A Stinking Pile Of Crap"]] looks like it's going to be talking about [[VideoGame/MegaMan3 the beloved NES game]] at first... only to reveal that it's actually a review of the far worse, far more obscure [[VideoGame/MegaManDOS DOS version of the game.]]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Articles written by other people than Syd himself are given a different color scheme.
* IndestructibleEdible: {{Discussed}} in [[http://sydlexia.com/cabbage_patch_cereal.htm Syd's article on Cabbage Patch Kids cereal.]] He mentions that the cereals that contain more artificial flavours tend to hold up better over time... and unfortunately for him, ''Cabbage Patch Kids'' cereal was an outright healthy cereal, and he could only handle about four spoonfuls before getting sick.
* InsaneTrollLogic:
** [[http://sydlexia.com/ducktales_is_impossible_and_reality_is_a_lie.htm "DuckTales Is Impossible And Reality As We Know It Is A Giant Fucking Lie"]] has Syd use a variation of Zeno's Paradox to "prove" that [[VideoGame/DuckTales the NES DuckTales]] is unbeatable... and that the reality we inhabit is not the true reality. Along the way, he also briefly convinces himself that [[AGodAmI he is a god]] through similar means.
** [[http://sydlexia.com/pong.htm "Pong: Violent, Sexist, and Vile"]] has Syd attempt to convince the reader that ''VideoGame/{{Pong}}'' is a [[UltraSuperDeathGoreFestChainsawer3000 violent game that contributes to male power fantasies and objectifies women.]] It's even {{lampshaded}} at the end of the article.
--> I know what you're thinking thus far: Syd Lexia, you're full of shit. And hell, maybe I am. I'm high as fuck on bath salts right now and most of the evidence that I've presented thus far is "open to interpretation" as you fuckwads in academia like to say. On top of that, four of my previous seven points are the exact same point argued in four slightly different ways.
* {{Jobber}}: [[http://sydlexia.com/jobbersofthenes.htm "Jobbers of the NES"]] goes over a list of 10 of the weakest characters in NES games, characterizing them as jobbers and listing their "Deadliest Move" and threat rating. Naturally, [[VideoGame/PunchOut Glass Joe]] is at a high position on the list.
* MasochistsMeal: Several articles on the site have Syd attempting to eat food which is many years out of date, such as ''Toys/CabbagePatchKids'' cereal from 1985 or ''Franchise/StarWars'' cookies from 1983.
* TheStinger: Every article has a final line of all-caps text, usually either one final joke or a phrase from earlier in the article, which links you back to the main page.
* YouCantGetYeFlask: Syd has to grapple with the text parser in ''Mystery House'' in [[http://www.sydlexia.com/mysteryhouse.htm his review of the game]], and quickly grows frustrated. He even provides the page quote.
-> "Dammit! So let's recap: there are four directions that I can move in and none of them work. What the fuck am I supposed to do?"
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[[TheStinger TV TROPES WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.]]
''[[http://sydlexia.com/ SydLexia.com]]'' is a humor website run by the eponymous Syd Lexia, alongside other guest posters such as Valdronius and Kris Lexia. The site's content is mostly focused on pop culture from the 80s and 90s, especially video games.
----
!!Tropes featured on sydlexia.com include:
* AltText: Many of the images on the articles, especially older ones, feature additional jokes or commentary from the author if hovered over. For posts about video games, however, the title screen image always has a copyright notice.
* AndThatsTerrible: In the article [[http://sydlexia.com/pac-nihilism.htm Pac-Man: An Accurate Simulation of Your Meaningless Life]], one parallel Syd draws between ''VideoGame/PacMan'' and real life is the fact that keys are valuable. He provides a scoring guide for the different types of keys you can own in real life. Keys to "The Shackles of Your Slaves" are worth the most, but this qualifier is included below:
-> **IMPORTANT NOTE:** Slavery is quite illegal under U.S. federal law and it is generally frowned upon in 42 of the 48 continental states, as well as Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico. Furthermore, attempting slavery is a good way to get yourself shot in the face. Repeatedly. As a result, the international scoreboard maintained by Twin Galaxies does not recognize high scores obtained via slavery. [[TakeThat Famed gamer Billy Mitchell has heavily criticized this decision.]]
* BaitAndSwitch: [[http://sydlexia.com/mega_man_3_sucks.htm "Mega Man 3: A Stinking Pile Of Crap"]] looks like it's going to be talking about [[VideoGame/MegaMan3 the beloved NES game]] at first... only to reveal that it's actually a review of the far worse, far more obscure [[VideoGame/MegaManDOS DOS version of the game.]]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Articles written by other people than Syd himself are given a different color scheme.
* IndestructibleEdible: {{Discussed}} in [[http://sydlexia.com/cabbage_patch_cereal.htm Syd's article on Cabbage Patch Kids cereal.]] He mentions that the cereals that contain more artificial flavours tend to hold up better over time... and unfortunately for him, ''Cabbage Patch Kids'' cereal was an outright healthy cereal, and he could only handle about four spoonfuls before getting sick.
* InsaneTrollLogic:
** [[http://sydlexia.com/ducktales_is_impossible_and_reality_is_a_lie.htm "DuckTales Is Impossible And Reality As We Know It Is A Giant Fucking Lie"]] has Syd use a variation of Zeno's Paradox to "prove" that [[VideoGame/DuckTales the NES DuckTales]] is unbeatable... and that the reality we inhabit is not the true reality. Along the way, he also briefly convinces himself that [[AGodAmI he is a god]] through similar means.
** [[http://sydlexia.com/pong.htm "Pong: Violent, Sexist, and Vile"]] has Syd attempt to convince the reader that ''VideoGame/{{Pong}}'' is a [[UltraSuperDeathGoreFestChainsawer3000 violent game that contributes to male power fantasies and objectifies women.]] It's even {{lampshaded}} at the end of the article.
--> I know what you're thinking thus far: Syd Lexia, you're full of shit. And hell, maybe I am. I'm high as fuck on bath salts right now and most of the evidence that I've presented thus far is "open to interpretation" as you fuckwads in academia like to say. On top of that, four of my previous seven points are the exact same point argued in four slightly different ways.
* {{Jobber}}: [[http://sydlexia.com/jobbersofthenes.htm "Jobbers of the NES"]] goes over a list of 10 of the weakest characters in NES games, characterizing them as jobbers and listing their "Deadliest Move" and threat rating. Naturally, [[VideoGame/PunchOut Glass Joe]] is at a high position on the list.
* MasochistsMeal: Several articles on the site have Syd attempting to eat food which is many years out of date, such as ''Toys/CabbagePatchKids'' cereal from 1985 or ''Franchise/StarWars'' cookies from 1983.
* TheStinger: Every article has a final line of all-caps text, usually either one final joke or a phrase from earlier in the article, which links you back to the main page.
* YouCantGetYeFlask: Syd has to grapple with the text parser in ''Mystery House'' in [[http://www.sydlexia.com/mysteryhouse.htm his review of the game]], and quickly grows frustrated. He even provides the page quote.
-> "Dammit! So let's recap: there are four directions that I can move in and none of them work. What the fuck am I supposed to do?"
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[[TheStinger TV TROPES WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.]]
