History Webcomic / PastelDefenderHeliotrope

** Dr. Aoi names the Omnipitor on the spot because he needed ''some'' kind of name for the alien artifact he and Dr. Nakimono picked up. However, later on it turns out that even the SufficientlyAdvancedAliens who created the Omnipitors in the first place call them that too, at least when talking to the Pastellians.

* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: The protagonist is a superpowered lesbian sex doll animated by LostTechnology from SufficientlyAdvancedAliens.

* AndManGrewProud: The true history of humans before their arrival on Pastel is largely forgotten, kept only inside hidden artifacts of LostTechnology. In fact, readers of ''Webcomic/UnicornJelly'' will realize that the beliefs of the Church of Godan are a fictionalized account of [[spoiler:the destruction of Myrmil, which started the Stormfall in Tryslmaistan]].

* {{Bizarrchitecture}}: Pastel, Tryslmaistan, and Ktlikitkaktl all feature different examples.

* CrystalDragonJesus: Godanism.

* {{Golem}}

* ImportedAlienPhlebotinum: The Omnipitors.

* SufficientlyAdvancedAlien: Tryslmaistan's current inhabitants.

* TimeyWimeyBall: The last two chapters are best described as this.

* APupilOfMineUntilSheTurnedToEvil: [[spoiler:Chartreuse to Dr. Aoi.]]

''[[http://www.pasteldefender.com Pastel Defender Heliotrope]]'' by Creator/JenniferDianeReitz is what happens when you cross ''Webcomic/UnicornJelly'' (to which it is a sequel) with cute art that would look in place in a children's book, with an (eventually) even more convoluted plot than the original. It starts in a bizarre alien universe called Pastel, where humans have adapted to life with the help of GreenRocks called Chatoyanite, with a dysfunctional scientist [[GuiltyPleasures covertly]] buying a sex doll. Said scientist, Dr. Ranse Aoi, is involved in alternate universe research, and one day, in drunken haze, accidentally sticks a piece of ImportedAlienPhlebotinum from one of the alternate universes into the doll, bringing her to life -- though at first he has trouble accepting that, thinking of her as just a clever machine.

!!This webcomic provides examples of:

-->Why is Fuschia wearing her pink dress again? She really doesn't have that much in the way of clothing. Since being kicked out of her house by her mother, she has been just trying to survive, and it hasn't been easy. So be nice to her...she can't help not having more outfits to wear.

* UnwantedRescue: Chartreuse is pissed at Heliotrope saving her from a suicide attempt.

''Pastel Defender Heliotrope'' by Creator/JenniferDianeReitz is what happens when you cross ''Webcomic/UnicornJelly'' (to which it is a sequel) with cute art that would look in place in a children's book, with an (eventually) even more convoluted plot than the original. It starts in a bizarre alien universe called Pastel, where humans have adapted to life with the help of GreenRocks called Chatoyanite, with a dysfunctional scientist [[GuiltyPleasures covertly]] buying a sex doll. Said scientist, Dr. Ranse Aoi, is involved in alternate universe research, and one day, in drunken haze, accidentally sticks a piece of ImportedAlienPhlebotinum from one of the alternate universes into the doll, bringing her to life -- though at first he has trouble accepting that, thinking of her as just a clever machine.

* APupilOfMineUntilSheTurnedToEvil: [[spoiler:Chartreuse to Dr. Aoi.]]

''Pastel Defender Heliotrope'' by Jennifer Diane Reitz is what happens when you cross ''Webcomic/UnicornJelly'' (to which it is a sequel) with cute art that would look in place in a children's book, with an (eventually) even more convoluted plot than the original. It starts in a bizarre alien universe called Pastel, where humans have adapted to life with the help of GreenRocks called Chatoyanite, with a dysfunctional scientist [[GuiltyPleasures covertly]] buying a sex doll. Said scientist, Dr. Ranse Aoi, is involved in alternate universe research, and one day, in drunken haze, accidentally sticks a piece of ImportedAlienPhlebotinum from one of the alternate universes into the doll, bringing her to life -- though at first he has trouble accepting that, thinking of her as just a clever machine.

* CorruptChurch: Mostly an obvious caricature of Christian fundamentalism with some Islamic overtones, with rampant homophobia, sexism, and hypocritical clergy that [[spoiler:actually knows that their deity, Godan, was a human scientist, but hides that knowledge to exploit the population]].

* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: The protagonist is a superpowered lesbian sex doll animated by LostTechnology from SufficientlyAdvancedAliens

* TheUnpronounceable: Go on, try to pronounce "Tryslmaistan", "Ktlikitkaktl", or "Burangidaeni".

* UnusualEuphemism: All swear words in this comic are made up, often with {{narm}}tastic results. "Majumdered", "kshetka", etc.

* AndManGrewProud: The true history of humans before their arrival on Pastel is largely forgotten, kept only inside hidden artifacts of LostTechnology.

* EsotericHappyEnding: [[spoiler:All the main characters eventually live on as post-singularity uploaded minds.]]

* MeaningfulName: Theo's full name is based on the religious concept of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodicy theodicy]].

* {{Anvilicious}}: The CorruptChurch and its teachings embody practically every political idea the author hates.

* {{Bizarrchitecture}}

* TheSingularity
* SufficientlyAdvancedAlien

* UnusualEuphemism: All swear words in this comic are made up, often with {{narm}}tastic results. "Majumdered", "kshetka", etc.
* ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs