History WebVideo / TeLoResumoAsiNomas

* ThePowerOfRock: ''WesternAnimation/WhatIf2021'': Ultron has killed all people in the world, then all the people in the universe, then all the people in all the universes, and there's nothing the bald baby can do about it. The "Guardians of the Multiverse" made the Avengers circle, but can't defeat him either. But then Black Widow shoots the arrow with the USB port and uploads [[Music/PatricioReyYSusRedonditosDeRicota Indio Solari]].
-->'''Background music:''' "No lo soñeeeeee-eeeeee-ee-ee-ee-ee!"

* TakeThat: Politics in Argentina are highly polarizing, so the videos absolutely avoid to make ''any'' references, good or bad, to either the Kirchners ([[UsefulNotes/NestorKirchner Néstor]] or UsefulNotes/{{Cristina|FernandezDeKirchner}}), UsefulNotes/MauricioMacri, or any modern political issue. The presidency of UsefulNotes/CarlosMenem, however, is absolutely free game, and it's so strongly associated to {{Spoiled Brat}}s and RichKids that they are described as "blond(e) Menemists". That said, some memes do show lesser-known politicians saying things without political significance, such as deputy Luis Juez saying "''¡No, pero este pibe es un pelotudo!'' ["No, this kid is so stupid!")

-->"''Y así, Iron Man muere. Chau Iron Man, que la fuerza te acompañe!''"

* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: And about that character or plot detail that seemed to be so important a while ago... Nino. Ni Noticias.

* GoodNewsBadNews: In "Film/AvengersEndgame" the Thanos from the past followed the guys to the present [[[Franchise/TheSimpsons Homer]]: That's bad...], but understood that killing half the universe was wrong [Homer: That's good!]. Instead, he wants to kill '''all''' the universe [Homer:That's bad...], but the Infinity Stones contain Potassium Benzoate [Homer: ...].

--> '''[[Film/BackToTheFuture Marty]]''': He's alive!

* AcceptablePoliticalTargets: Politics in Argentina are highly polarizing, so the videos absolutely avoid to make ''any'' references, good or bad, to either the Kirchners, Macri, or any modern political issue. The presidency of Carlos Menem, however, is universally reviled, and it's so strongly associated to {{Spoiled Brat}}s and RichKids that they are described as "blonde Menemists". That said, some memes do show less known politicians saying things without political significance (such as deputee Luis Juez saying "no, this kid is so stupid...!")

* HumansAreMorons: ''Film/Eternals'' end with the giant robot angry because the Eternals killed the newborn Celestial, but spares humanity for the time being. He will take his sweet time to decide if humans deserve to be saved, and then he will return to give his verdict. But... do we deserve to be saved? Cue several scenes of people doing stupid thing, ending with the "Thanos was right" from ''Series/Hawkeye2021'' and the snap from ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''.

* GivingUpOnLogic: The ''Ice Age'' saga concludes in ''WesternAnimation/IceAge5CollisionCourse'', set in space. Space? Sorry, he actually meant "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer SPACE]]"! It seems that the squirrel found a spaceship left by AncientAstronauts, flies by accident into space and creates UsefulNotes/TheSolarSystem. THE SOLAR SYSTEM! If it was not created yet, where was everything taking place? Or is it a prequel? What the hell is happening with this saga?

* GlobalWarming: That's the villain of ''WesternAnimation/IceAge2TheMeltdown'', but initially Manny did not believe in it. Mmm, look the way Greta Thunberg is looking at you. But things are randomly solved by the squirrel. Everything is solved, there's no more global warming, and Greta is happy!

* AcceptablePoliticalTargets: Politics in Argentina are highly polarizing, so the videos absolutely avoid to make ''any'' references, good or bad, to either the Kirchners, Macri, or any modern political issue. The presidency of Carlos Menem, however, is universally reviled, and it's so strongly associated to {{Spoiled Brat}}s and RichKids that they are described as "blonde Menemists".

* ClimateChange: That's the villain of ''WesternAnimation/IceAge2TheMeltdown'', but initially Manny did not believe in it. Mmm, look the way Greta Thunberg is looking at you. But things are randomly solved by the squirrel. Everything is solved, there's no more global warming, and Greta is happy!
-->'''Greta Thunberg''': How dare you!

* AcceptablePoliticalTargets: Politics in Argentina are highly polarizing, so the videos absolutely avoid to make ''any'' references, good or bad, to either the Kirchners, Macri, or any modern political issue. The presidency of Carlos Menem, however, is universally reviled, so any SpoiledBrat and RichKids are described as "blonde Menemists".

-->[[Film/RoboCop2014 Pat Novak]]: A ustedes quiero decirles: Ya basta de lloriquear!

-->'''[[Film/HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days Andie Anderson]]''': Patrañas.

-->Greta Thunberg: How dare you!

-->'''Film/HerculesInNewYork''': I-Don't-Know!

* MundaneSolution: In the first ''Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes'' series the heroes (both human and apes) got jailed several times, and manage to escape with several ingenious tricks. (Conan's EyeTake) Well, not so ingenious, but work, they worked.

-->'''Ray Patterson''': Lo arruinaron todo, gracias, adiós

-->'''Film/HerculesInNewYork''': I-Don't-Know!

* PreviouslyOn: "Priviusli, en el universe Marvel, pasaron bocha de cosas..."

* OnceDoneNeverForgotten: The video "The 3 worse films of Creator/KeanuReeves" starts with ''Film/JohnnyMnemonic'', and the narrator mocks a scene where Keanu is having some weird yoga at a public bathroom. He follows with "''The Lake House''" and "''Film/{{The Gift|2000}}''", and when the plot becomes too convoluted, the narrator says "Argh! This is too much! Keanu needs some yoga!". And when the video ends, he invites the people to like the video, subscribe to the channel, share it in social media... and upload videos having Yoga, Keanu Reeves-style.

Una vez en Website/YouTube estaba todo bien, todos estaban joya con todos los videos del mundo, desde la última película de los Vengadores -Hey, Creator/StanLee[=!=] -hasta la cámara de seguridad del probador del negocio de mallas. Hasta que, de golpe, empezó a estar todo mal. Las películas duraban bocha de horas. Las series duraban bocha de capítulos, y ni te digo las telenovelas. La muchachada empezó a quejarse, "Todo esto dura bocha, somos gente ocupada, no tenemos tiempo!". Así que vino un tipo con voz rasposa y armó el canal más pedido por toda Latinoamérica unida, "Te lo resumo así nomás". Pero esto genera PREGUNTAS QUE NO TIENEN RESPUESTA. ¿Con qué estan tan ocupados los yonis que ven estos videos que no pueden dignarse a ver una película entera? ¿Están tomando mate? ¿Y el loco este del canal, se fuma los trochocientos capítulos de una novela, nada más para hacer un video de quince minutos? Bueno, supongo que alguien tiene que hacerlo. [[[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} Pinocho]]: Okey, Polisha!] Obviamente, cuando suben los videos no les prestan atención a las advertencias de youtube sobre los derechos de autor y yo que sé, sin darse cuenta de que [[[Franchise/StarWars Ackbard]]: It's a trap!], y se los borran, y parece que el canal se va a morir. Pero no se muere nada, porque unos meses después [[[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Marty]]: He's alive!] y lo suben de nuevo. Eso fue todo. Péguenle una megusteada, una suscribida, una compartida, una facebokeada y una instagrameada. [Xuxa: Besitos, besitos, chau, chau!]