History WebVideo / GuaranteedVideo

** In "The Fifty State Nightmares," all the states listed have their border outlines shown...[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers except for]] Oregon, South Carolina and Virginia, instead represented by outlines of Abraham Lincoln, the ''{{Franchise/Batman}}'' logo and a goldfish, respectively.

* AccentUponTheWrongSyllable: In "[=GameCube=] Controller," Neil's character pronounces "UsefulNotes/GameCube" as "Game [=CUbe=]."

* BreakThemByTalking: In "The Questioning," two cops interrogate a teenage delinquent by explaining the entire plot of the {{Literature/Animorphs}} series.

* LongTitle: "The Amazingly Aerodynamic Unleaded & Quadro-Cylindrical Fly-o-mo Car, [[EitherOrTitle Or:]] Shitty Shitty Bang Bang."

* MissingEpisode: ''New Kids'' episode "Bad Lucked," a SuperstitionEpisode which ironically was so unlucky that not only was it deleted but the backup was erased, too. All that remains are [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omJx-5-1fVI the opening scene]] and the [[https://web.archive.org/web/20100215080246/http://api.ning.com/files/pYa6YOHVtby5FbTfXlmezGU4R6s2bAgqzZ35wdR*yVnVIa0fvGKQkaF0ZICqPX3ck8q7YbdzeOM*5SoRc1G-6MuNJzsvv*-X/NewKidsOnTheRockEight.pdf script]].

** Max is killed in "Bully Troubles," but returns in "Computer Fighters."

** In "The Fifty State Nightmares," all the states listed have their border outlines shown...[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers except for]] Oregon, South Carolina, and Virginia, instead represented by outlines of Abraham Lincoln, the ''{{Franchise/Batman}}'' logo, and a goldfish, respectively.

--->'''Neil:''' And to think, I waited all month to play Computer Fighters 2000, only to have that- that- that JERK embarrass me in front of everyone! ''(Ryan and Kevin gasp in shock)''

* FreezeFrameBonus: The game cabinets in the background of Computer Fighters include such classic titles as "Booger Baron," "Laser Laser," "Zork Stop," "Destroy the Pyramids," "Creator/MelGibson: The Game," "Loserville," and "Santa Kart."

* PowerTrio: Neil, Kevin, and Ryan.

[[caption-width-right:350:The PowerTrio themselves, as of 2016. (Left to right: Kevin, Neil, and Ryan.)]]

What is or isn't considered part of ''Guaranteed* Video'' proper is somewhat nebulous, given that the skits were created over a 10-year period, scattered across several Website/YouTube channels, and not originally intended to be part of the same series. The playlist linked to from the Patreon is [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4OE-zkbHahwgVv385NEWW3yMihi8cM_j here]], and the ''New Kids on the Rock'' skits [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZmhjO7Hzw&list=PLB7851C147CC1073D here.]] Other collaborations may be found on [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDrJor35jYVnuC3JgRzheIw Neil's]], [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg1CyCOtfWaR8kNmux1-HUA Ryan's]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/user/FoomMan Kevin's]] Website/YouTube channels.

* AccentUponTheWrongSyllable: In "[=GameCube=] Controller", Neil's character pronounces "UsefulNotes/GameCube" as "Game [=CUbe=]".
* AccidentalMisnaming: The New Kids on the Rock repeatedly call Daxter Flaxter wrong names, including "Dasher Baxter", "Dazzler Boxer", and "Proctor Tractor".

* BloodierAndGorier: Nevada's official state nightmare is "an extremely gory version of {{Film/TRON}}".

* BreakThemByTalking: In "The Questioning", two cops interrogate a teenage delinquent by explaining the entire plot of the {{Literature/Animorphs}} series.
* BrokeEpisode: ''New Kids'' webisode "The Money Tree".

** In "Computer Fighters", he is given four lives instead of five for unknown reasons. Of course, he is the only one to use any of his extra lives (he gets hit by a monster truck, set on fire by a pterodactyl, and eaten by a tree. Poor Kevin.) In addition, Max [[KickTheDog punches him and only him in the face]].
* ChristmasEpisode: New Kids webisode "Ryan's Christmas Wish".
** Also "Neil Saves Christmas" and "Neil Saves Christmas 2"
* ChekhovsGun: Subverted in "Computer Fighters". Neil has a virus on a floppy disk, which is set up as an obvious way to defeat Gunfoot, but it inexplicably becomes a BananaPeel.

** Georgia: "A laughing farmer makes you kiss a withered dying pig".
** Michigan: "Santa Claus just keeps bopping you with a huge exercise ball".
** North Carolina: "A little candle man keeps burning your legs".
** Vermont: "A scary king makes you eat vegetables".

* CurseCutShort: Subverted in "The Lawn-Mowing Man". Neil's character says "Oh, sh--", before a cut to the title card interrupts him. When it cuts back to the film, he actually says "...shit!"

** Kevin gets his eyes pulled out by the ghoul in "The Curse of Spooky Manor".
** Daxter Flaxter inflicts this on a [[BritishStuffiness stuffy movie festival guest]] [[DisproportionateRetribution for wanting to watch]] Film/TheEnglishPatient.
* FreezeFrameBonus: The game cabinets in the background of Computer Fighters include such classic titles as "Booger Baron", "Laser Laser", "Zork Stop", "Destroy the Pyramids", "Creator/MelGibson: The Game", "Loserville", and "Santa Kart".

* GoodCopBadCop: Ryan and Kevin in "The Questioning".

* LaughTrack: At the end of "The Money Tree".
* LongTitle: "The Amazingly Aerodynamic Unleaded & Quadro-Cylindrical Fly-o-mo Car, [[EitherOrTitle Or:]] Shitty Shitty Bang Bang"
* KnockKnockJoke: The subject of the aptly titled [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJ0TG5Nvu0 "Knock Knock!"]] video and its sequel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzGSx0Yil1Q "Knock Knock Knock"]].
* MissingEpisode: ''New Kids'' episode "Bad Lucked", a SuperstitionEpisode which ironically was so unlucky that not only was it deleted but the backup was erased, too. All that remains are [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omJx-5-1fVI the opening scene]] and the [[https://web.archive.org/web/20100215080246/http://api.ning.com/files/pYa6YOHVtby5FbTfXlmezGU4R6s2bAgqzZ35wdR*yVnVIa0fvGKQkaF0ZICqPX3ck8q7YbdzeOM*5SoRc1G-6MuNJzsvv*-X/NewKidsOnTheRockEight.pdf script]].
* NonindicativeName: "Ryan's Christmas Wish", while a Christmas episode, contains no wishes, particularly not from Ryan.
* OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope: Parodied in a ShoutOut in the "The Lawn-Mowing Man".

* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: "Ernest Roulette", their podcast which reviewed the Film/ErnestPWorrell films, came with the catchphrase, "The only Ernest podcast with a wheel!"[[note]]Though this is actually true, as there ''are'' two other podcasts about Ernest films, and neither of them features a wheel.[[/note]]
* ParanormalEpisode: ''New Kids'' HalloweenEpisode "The Curse of Spooky Manor".
* PolicePsychic: Parodied at the start of "Computer Fighters", where the boys are literally watching a show called "The Psychic Detective".

* PrecisionFStrike: Used often, most notably "Mister Basement", but also "Knock Knock Knock", "Computer Fighters", "Year of the Snake", and humorously in the "Explicit Version" of "It's the World Wide Web".

* ReferenceOverdosed
* ShowWithinAShow: "The Psychic Detective".
* SnapBack: Kevin dies and is cremated at the end of "The Curse of Spooky Manor", but is alive and well by "The Vigilante".
** Max is killed in "Bully Troubles", but returns in "Computer Fighters".
* SuperheroEpisode: ''New Kids'' webisode "The Vigilante", where Ryan becomes a Film/TheDarkKnight-style vigilante with unexpected consequences.
* TotallyRadical: PlayedForLaughs in "It's the World Wide Web".
** Taken to its logical extreme with Daxter Flaxter of "Computer Fighters", and pushed even further with the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSFxlAW4k5c VHS edit]].

** Taken to its logical extreme with Daxter Flaxter of "Computer Fighters", and [[UpToEleven pushed even further]] with the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSFxlAW4k5c VHS edit]].

* AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle: In "[=GameCube=] Controller", Neil's character pronounces "UsefulNotes/GameCube" as "Game [=CUbe=]".

* CrosscastRole: The Misery Meister in "Ryan's Christmas Wish" is played by Ashley Rodgers, and yes, in this case, that is a girl's name. Helping out is a voiceover by an uncredited male actor and a BadassMoustache for [[DastardlyWhiplash some traditional moustache-twirling]].

** In "The Fifty State Nightmares," all the states listed have their border outlines shown...[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers except for]] Oregon, South Carolina, and Virginia, instead represented by outlines of Abraham Lincoln, the Franchise/Batman logo, and a goldfish, respectively.

* ChekhovsGun: Subverted in "Computer Fighters". Neil has a virus on a floppy disk, which is set up as an obvious way to defeat Gunfoot, but is never used.

* StealthPun: In "[=GameCube=] Controller," Neil ''literally'' controls his [=GameCube=] with the controller.

* StealthPun: In "[=GameCube=] Controller," Neil ''literally'' controls his GameCube with the controller.

* StealthPun: In "GameCube Controller," Neil ''literally'' controls his GameCube with the controller.