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** You should have a clean room - not because it will help to know where things are, or because clutter on the floor is a tripping hazard, but because your parents will throw your toys away otherwise!
*** If your kids won't clean their room to your liking? Don't offer to do anything like ''help'' them... Throw their stuff away.
** No need to see a counselor or read up on ways to help deal with nervous habits - bribery works instead.

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** You should have a clean room - -- not because it will help to know where things are, or because clutter on the floor is a tripping hazard, but because your parents will throw your toys away otherwise!
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*** If your kids won't clean their room to your liking? Don't offer to do anything like ''help'' them... Throw throw their stuff away.
away.
** No need to see a counselor or read up on ways to help deal with nervous habits - -- bribery works instead. instead.



** If you're sick from school? Don't relax - do ''homework''!

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** If you're sick from school? Don't relax - -- do ''homework''! ''homework''!



** Be nice to your asian neighbours - they might bring some amazing food to the potluck!
** If you commit a crime or any kind of wrongdoing? Don't apologise until it's convenient - then all will be forgiven.
** Don't let your kids watch action packed movies or movies about ballerinas. Or let them play with action-y toys and paper dolls. They'll have nightmares.

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** Be nice to your asian neighbours - -- they might bring some amazing food to the potluck!
potluck!
** If you commit a crime or any kind of wrongdoing? Don't apologise until it's convenient - -- then all will be forgiven.
** Don't let your kids watch action packed movies or movies about ballerinas. Or let them play with action-y toys and paper dolls. They'll have nightmares.



** You should never exclude girls - because the adults will ''always'' side with them.
** Don't get mad - get ''even''!

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** You should never exclude girls - -- because the adults will ''always'' side with them.
** Don't get mad - -- get ''even''! ''even''!



** If you tell your family that you want something, but they tell you that you should be thankful for what you have? Be thankful - because then they might decide to get you the thing you want as a reward!
** Cranial trauma and other sorts of injuries resulting from not wearing a helmet on a bike is ''funny''! ut only when it happens to adults.

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** If you tell your family that you want something, but they tell you that you should be thankful for what you have? Be thankful - -- because then they might decide to get you the thing you want as a reward!
reward!
** Cranial trauma and other sorts of injuries resulting from not wearing a helmet on a bike is ''funny''! ut But only when it happens to adults.
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* ''Literature/TheBerenstainBears'':
** You should have a clean room - not because it will help to know where things are, or because clutter on the floor is a tripping hazard, but because your parents will throw your toys away otherwise!
*** If your kids won't clean their room to your liking? Don't offer to do anything like ''help'' them... Throw their stuff away.
** No need to see a counselor or read up on ways to help deal with nervous habits - bribery works instead.
** Girl is being bullied at school? Shrug it off and teach her how to box. Don't do anything like tell ''the school staff''.
** All bullies have bad home lives and decide to pick on other kids because of it.
** Teasing is alright... so long as it's done from sibling to sibling.
** Teasing is alright... so long as it happens at school.
** Teasing is alright... so long as you gang up on a kid who teased his sister.
** If you teased your little sibling? You deserve to be teased at school.
** Wrestle with bullies if they tease you.
** It's okay to lie to teachers and principals if it'll help bullies get wrestled.
** WomenAreWiser.
** Kids are apparently able to learn how to divide without a teacher's oversight.
** If you're sick from school? Don't relax - do ''homework''!
** You should always trust your kids to ''not'' goof off and have fun instead of doing tedious homework.
** Be nice to your asian neighbours - they might bring some amazing food to the potluck!
** If you commit a crime or any kind of wrongdoing? Don't apologise until it's convenient - then all will be forgiven.
** Don't let your kids watch action packed movies or movies about ballerinas. Or let them play with action-y toys and paper dolls. They'll have nightmares.
** If you act like a bad winner? You'll only be told "It's not okay to be that way" because it's the ''boys''' fault for being bad losers.
** You should never exclude girls - because the adults will ''always'' side with them.
** Don't get mad - get ''even''!
** Becoming Christian will make you [[SeasonalRot a worse author]].
** 5-7 year old girls will have wild parties that will get the ''police'' called on them!
** You shouldn't wear earrings because they might get caught in jump ropes.
*** Getting jump ropes caught in your earrings is also a minor irritation at ''best''.
** If you want to win a contest about growing a big beautiful pumpkin? You'll at ''best'' win third places.
** Nobody ever actually ''played'' with Beanie Babies!
** If you tell your family that you want something, but they tell you that you should be thankful for what you have? Be thankful - because then they might decide to get you the thing you want as a reward!
** Cranial trauma and other sorts of injuries resulting from not wearing a helmet on a bike is ''funny''! ut only when it happens to adults.
** Flying a kite is like parasailing!
** Call your stinky neighbour to help you when you're being bullied!

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