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* '''{{Joke Character}}s:''' When you want to sell a [[ThemeSerialKiller gimmick]] or if parents want to complain, add some [[LighterAndSofter levity]] and [[DenserAndWackier shenanigans]] with a JokeCharacter! They [[BewareTheSillyOnes dress funny]], they [[DeadpanSnarker crack jokes]], are really short for some reason and they [[DeadlyPrank pull pranks, often with deadly results]]. We've got your [[CreepyDoll dolls]], [[DemonicDummy dummies]] and [[PerversePuppet puppets]] brought to life with HollywoodVoodoo, Franchise/{{Leprechaun}}s and {{Monster Clown}}s from folklore and outer space. You've got {{Jackass Genie}}s that [[Film/{{Wishmaster}} kills you with your own stupid heart's desires]], [[Film/TheGingerdeadMan sentient cookies that choke you with frosting]] and [[HostileAnimatronics killer arcade animatronics]] that want to make pizza out of you. Includes a free contrived backstory and WeaksauceWeakness.
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* '''{{Joke Character}}s:''' When you want to sell a [[ThemeSerialKiller gimmick]] or if parents want to complain, add some [[LighterAndSofter levity]] and [[DenserAndWackier shenanigans]] with a JokeCharacter! They [[BewareTheSillyOnes dress funny]], they [[DeadpanSnarker crack jokes]], are really short for some reason and they [[DeadlyPrank pull pranks, often with deadly results]]. We've got your [[CreepyDoll dolls]], [[DemonicDummy dummies]] and [[PerversePuppet puppets]] brought to life with HollywoodVoodoo, Franchise/{{Leprechaun}}s and {{Monster Clown}}s from folklore and outer space. You've got {{Jackass Genie}}s that [[Film/{{Wishmaster}} kills you with your own stupid heart's desires]], {{Toon}}s free to wreak havoc on the real world, [[Film/TheGingerdeadMan sentient cookies that choke you with frosting]] and [[HostileAnimatronics killer arcade animatronics]] that want to make pizza out of you. Includes a free contrived backstory and WeaksauceWeakness.
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* '''{{Joke Character}}s:''' When you want to sell a [[ThemeSerialKiller gimmick]] or if parents want to complain, add some [[LighterAndSofter levity]] and [[DenserAndWackier shenanigans]] with a JokeCharacter! They [[BewareTheSillyOnes dress funny]], they [[DeadpanSnarker crack jokes]], are really short for some reason and they [[DeadlyPrank pull pranks, often with deadly results]]. We've got your [[CreepyDoll dolls]], [[DemonicDummy dummies]] and [[PerversePuppet puppets]] brought to life with HollywoodVoodoo, Franchise/{{Leprechaun}}s and {{Monster Clown}}s from folklore and outer space. You've got {{Jackass Genie}}s that [[Film/{{Wishmaster}} kills you with your own stupid heart's desires]], [[Film/TheGingerdeadMan sentient cookies that choke you with frosting]] and [[HostileAnimatronics killer arcade animatronics]] that want to make pizza out of you. Includes a free contrived backstory and WeaksauceWeakness.
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Hi, I'm Mark. [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Mark Defnitleenotavillan]], MakerOfMonsters and founder of the TropeCo/TropeCo.® TropeCo/OurMonstersAreDifferent. [[Music/DuranDuran As you try to make your way to the ordinary world]], you look to the shadows in your closet or trees standing in the window for ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight, only to come to the horrible realization that HumansAreTheRealMonsters.
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Hi, I'm Mark. [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Mark Defnitleenotavillan]], MakerOfMonsters and founder of the TropeCo/TropeCo.® TropeCo/OurMonstersAreDifferent. [[Music/DuranDuran As you try to make your way to the ordinary world]], you look to the shadows in your closet or trees standing in the window for ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight, only to come to the horrible realization that HumansAreTheRealMonsters.
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Hi, I'm Mark. [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Mark Defnitleenotavillan]], MakerOfMonsters and founder of the TropeCo/TropeCo.® TropeCo/OurMonstersAreDifferent .TropeCo/OurMonstersAreDifferent. [[Music/DuranDuran As you try to make your way to the ordinary world]], you look to the shadows in your closet or trees standing in the window for ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight, only to come to the horrible realization that HumansAreTheRealMonsters.
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Sick of trying to breed and train your own {{Serial Killer}}s? Well don't worry, we've got you covered.
Hi, I'm Mark. [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Mark Defnitleenotavillan]], MakerOfMonsters and founder of the TropeCo/TropeCo.® TropeCo/OurMonstersAreDifferent . [[Music/DuranDuran As you try to make your way to the ordinary world]], you look to the shadows in your closet or trees standing in the window for ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight, only to come to the horrible realization that HumansAreTheRealMonsters.
Introducing OurSlashersAreDifferent™! With OurSlashersAreDifferent™, your SlasherMovie can become an instant classic and [[VillainBasedFranchise iconic franchise]] full of sequels, [[BrokenBase base-breaking]] remakes, comic books, video games and more!
OurSlashersAreDifferent™ comes in five unique flavors for added suspense:
* '''StockSlasher:''' Is this your first SlasherMovie? Don't fret, for we have the StockSlasher. An ideal baddy for beginners, this BadassNormal is the best for [[SuburbanGothic the gentle suburbs]], [[TownWithADarkSecret cozy arcadias]] and [[SouthernGothic the open country]]. Comes with one free knife, a form-fitting jump-suit and burlap mask. Buy the Premium Package for HockeyMaskAndChainsaw.
* '''VengefulGhost:''' Imported and improved from OurGhostsAreDifferent™, the VengefulGhost is [[GhastlyGhost horrifying to look at]], peels paint off the walls, [[{{Poltergeist}} throws furniture around]] and would very much like to assimilate you into its eternal purgatory. Women in Black in the {{Haunted Castle}}s of Europe, [[StringyHairedGhostGirl Women in White]] crawling down the stairs in Asia, all packaged in the [[HauntedTechnology device]] or [[TropeCo/SealedEvilInACan can]] of your choice.
* '''NightmareWeaver:''' The Unholy Beast of Belief. Born from the AbstractApotheosis of evil, [[IKnowWhatYouFear this creature knows what you fear and rubs your face in it like a soiled rug]]. Whether through [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet dream invasion]] or [[Film/{{Candyman}} urban legends]], [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve your belief gives it shape]], your fear lures it in and [[YourSoulIsMine your soul is its lunch]].
* '''TheScourgeOfGod:''' ''"Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord."'' For a drop of moral complexity, the Scourge of God is the [[SerialKillerKiller killer of killers]]. And [[CorruptCorporateExecutive avaricious leaders]], [[GoodAdulteryBadAdultery seducers and adulterers]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking anyone who has ever bought Froot Loops during the Kelloggs boycott]]. You have [[TheFundamentalist the good, God-fearing Christian taking a warped stance of their views of "sin" and "redemption"]], [[ReligionOfEvil adherents to a fringe faith dealing in the Dark Arts]], even a DemonOfHumanOrigin that wants nothing more than to share their damnation with the rest of the human race.
* '''InvincibleBoogeyman:''' The NintendoHard of bad guys. The HopelessBossFight of {{Horror}}. This PerpetualMotionMonster, this SuperPersistentPredator that can [[InescapableHorror be anywhere]], [[NighInvulnerability cannot be killed]] and your best hope is to give up and die or pin it to somebody else, hoping that it will forget you.
[-May contain {{Slasher Smile}}s, OffscreenTeleportation, nuts and gratuitous use of the word "Bitch!" Overuse of OurSlashersAreDifferent™ may result in {{Sequelitis}}. Please keep different breeds of OurSlashersAreDifferent™ separate lest {{Crossover}}s ensue. TropeCo/TropeCo® is not responsible for any murders, deaths, suicides or [[FranchiseZombie Genre Fatigue]] that may occur when using OurSlashersAreDifferent™. FinalGirl™ not included.-]
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Sick of trying to breed and train your own {{Serial Killer}}s? Well don't worry, we've got you covered.
Hi, I'm Mark. [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Mark Defnitleenotavillan]], MakerOfMonsters and founder of the TropeCo/TropeCo.® TropeCo/OurMonstersAreDifferent . [[Music/DuranDuran As you try to make your way to the ordinary world]], you look to the shadows in your closet or trees standing in the window for ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight, only to come to the horrible realization that HumansAreTheRealMonsters.
Introducing OurSlashersAreDifferent™! With OurSlashersAreDifferent™, your SlasherMovie can become an instant classic and [[VillainBasedFranchise iconic franchise]] full of sequels, [[BrokenBase base-breaking]] remakes, comic books, video games and more!
OurSlashersAreDifferent™ comes in five unique flavors for added suspense:
* '''StockSlasher:''' Is this your first SlasherMovie? Don't fret, for we have the StockSlasher. An ideal baddy for beginners, this BadassNormal is the best for [[SuburbanGothic the gentle suburbs]], [[TownWithADarkSecret cozy arcadias]] and [[SouthernGothic the open country]]. Comes with one free knife, a form-fitting jump-suit and burlap mask. Buy the Premium Package for HockeyMaskAndChainsaw.
* '''VengefulGhost:''' Imported and improved from OurGhostsAreDifferent™, the VengefulGhost is [[GhastlyGhost horrifying to look at]], peels paint off the walls, [[{{Poltergeist}} throws furniture around]] and would very much like to assimilate you into its eternal purgatory. Women in Black in the {{Haunted Castle}}s of Europe, [[StringyHairedGhostGirl Women in White]] crawling down the stairs in Asia, all packaged in the [[HauntedTechnology device]] or [[TropeCo/SealedEvilInACan can]] of your choice.
* '''NightmareWeaver:''' The Unholy Beast of Belief. Born from the AbstractApotheosis of evil, [[IKnowWhatYouFear this creature knows what you fear and rubs your face in it like a soiled rug]]. Whether through [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet dream invasion]] or [[Film/{{Candyman}} urban legends]], [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve your belief gives it shape]], your fear lures it in and [[YourSoulIsMine your soul is its lunch]].
* '''TheScourgeOfGod:''' ''"Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord."'' For a drop of moral complexity, the Scourge of God is the [[SerialKillerKiller killer of killers]]. And [[CorruptCorporateExecutive avaricious leaders]], [[GoodAdulteryBadAdultery seducers and adulterers]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking anyone who has ever bought Froot Loops during the Kelloggs boycott]]. You have [[TheFundamentalist the good, God-fearing Christian taking a warped stance of their views of "sin" and "redemption"]], [[ReligionOfEvil adherents to a fringe faith dealing in the Dark Arts]], even a DemonOfHumanOrigin that wants nothing more than to share their damnation with the rest of the human race.
* '''InvincibleBoogeyman:''' The NintendoHard of bad guys. The HopelessBossFight of {{Horror}}. This PerpetualMotionMonster, this SuperPersistentPredator that can [[InescapableHorror be anywhere]], [[NighInvulnerability cannot be killed]] and your best hope is to give up and die or pin it to somebody else, hoping that it will forget you.
[-May contain {{Slasher Smile}}s, OffscreenTeleportation, nuts and gratuitous use of the word "Bitch!" Overuse of OurSlashersAreDifferent™ may result in {{Sequelitis}}. Please keep different breeds of OurSlashersAreDifferent™ separate lest {{Crossover}}s ensue. TropeCo/TropeCo® is not responsible for any murders, deaths, suicides or [[FranchiseZombie Genre Fatigue]] that may occur when using OurSlashersAreDifferent™. FinalGirl™ not included.-]
