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HeyYou! Yeah, ''you,'' the one drinking the rats' blood. Don't act so surprised, you're not the only freak in this town, and lucky you, I'm in a sharing mood.
You're new to this whole "being a monster" thing, so I'll cut you a break. You're probably thinking this is all [[AllJustADream some horrible nightmare]], or you just have some [[LittlestCancerPatient exotic new disease]]... well, sorry to break it to you, but [[ViralTransformation you ain't human no more]] and the sooner you realize it the better off we'll all be.
After [[WhatHaveIBecome noticing the first signs]], most "people" [-(and I [[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman use the term]] [[IWouldSayIfICouldSay loosely]])-] prefer to live in '''[[ZombieInfectee Denial]]''' and act like nothing's the matter for as long as they can... but sooner or later the HorrorHunger kicks in and they [[WarmBloodbagsAreEverywhere take a bite from whoever is nearest]]. [[GameFace Not]] a [[GlamourFailure pretty picture]]. Seriously, it's like waking up and seeing a TomatoInTheMirror.
If they aren't '''[[DrivenToSuicide Depressed]]''' enough to [[WeakenedByTheLight take a walk in the sun]] or hide in the woods, they'll get angry. And I mean ''[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge really]]'' angry, [[IHateYouVampireDad cut out your sire's heart with a rusty wooden spoon]] and [[KillItWithFire burn his castle down]] angry. These '''[[VampireRefugee Defiant]]''' SOB's usually can't keep it in their pants, either; before long they'll [[HunterOfHisOwnKind start gunning for the rest of us]], as if dying once wasn't hard enough.
Me? I'm at what you'd call '''[[IAmWhatIAm Acceptance]]''' [-(and if you have a lick of sense, you will too)-]. You wake up one night, realize [[WhoWantsToLiveForever forever is a long time to mope]], and [[LivingForeverIsAwesome decide to make the most of it]]. Most of us are sane, and some even do a [[ReluctantMonster good impression]] of [[FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire Mahatma-bloodsucking-Gandhi]]. That's [[FullyEmbracedFiend not to say we're all "nice"]] or [[VegetarianVampire never hurt anyone]], we just don't see the point in beating yourself [-[[ImAHumanitarian (or your food)]]-] up.
Speaking of which, try to avoid the loonies who [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope jumped]] at the chance to '''[[TranshumanTreachery Betray]]''' humanity. These types think being a monster is an excuse to act like one. [-(Well yeah, we ''are'' monsters, but there's no need to be a ''monster'' about it.)-] Thankfully, these idiots tend to burn out pretty fast, what with ignoring the {{Masquerade}} and acting all {{Horror}} movie monster. ... but those that don't? Yeah, watch out for those. I don't know why, but these bastards seem to actually [[TheDarkSide get stronger]] from all that [[KickTheDog puppy kicking]], though they usually [[EvilMakesYouMonstrous stop even looking remotely human]].
Anyway, nice talking to you kid. If you have any questions, need advice, or a shoulder to cry on... [[SinkOrSwimMentor find someone else!]]
You're new to this whole "being a monster" thing, so I'll cut you a break. You're probably thinking this is all [[AllJustADream some horrible nightmare]], or you just have some [[LittlestCancerPatient exotic new disease]]... well, sorry to break it to you, but [[ViralTransformation you ain't human no more]] and the sooner you realize it the better off we'll all be.
After [[WhatHaveIBecome noticing the first signs]], most "people" [-(and I [[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman use the term]] [[IWouldSayIfICouldSay loosely]])-] prefer to live in '''[[ZombieInfectee Denial]]''' and act like nothing's the matter for as long as they can... but sooner or later the HorrorHunger kicks in and they [[WarmBloodbagsAreEverywhere take a bite from whoever is nearest]]. [[GameFace Not]] a [[GlamourFailure pretty picture]]. Seriously, it's like waking up and seeing a TomatoInTheMirror.
If they aren't '''[[DrivenToSuicide Depressed]]''' enough to [[WeakenedByTheLight take a walk in the sun]] or hide in the woods, they'll get angry. And I mean ''[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge really]]'' angry, [[IHateYouVampireDad cut out your sire's heart with a rusty wooden spoon]] and [[KillItWithFire burn his castle down]] angry. These '''[[VampireRefugee Defiant]]''' SOB's usually can't keep it in their pants, either; before long they'll [[HunterOfHisOwnKind start gunning for the rest of us]], as if dying once wasn't hard enough.
Me? I'm at what you'd call '''[[IAmWhatIAm Acceptance]]''' [-(and if you have a lick of sense, you will too)-]. You wake up one night, realize [[WhoWantsToLiveForever forever is a long time to mope]], and [[LivingForeverIsAwesome decide to make the most of it]]. Most of us are sane, and some even do a [[ReluctantMonster good impression]] of [[FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire Mahatma-bloodsucking-Gandhi]]. That's [[FullyEmbracedFiend not to say we're all "nice"]] or [[VegetarianVampire never hurt anyone]], we just don't see the point in beating yourself [-[[ImAHumanitarian (or your food)]]-] up.
Speaking of which, try to avoid the loonies who [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope jumped]] at the chance to '''[[TranshumanTreachery Betray]]''' humanity. These types think being a monster is an excuse to act like one. [-(Well yeah, we ''are'' monsters, but there's no need to be a ''monster'' about it.)-] Thankfully, these idiots tend to burn out pretty fast, what with ignoring the {{Masquerade}} and acting all {{Horror}} movie monster. ... but those that don't? Yeah, watch out for those. I don't know why, but these bastards seem to actually [[TheDarkSide get stronger]] from all that [[KickTheDog puppy kicking]], though they usually [[EvilMakesYouMonstrous stop even looking remotely human]].
Anyway, nice talking to you kid. If you have any questions, need advice, or a shoulder to cry on... [[SinkOrSwimMentor find someone else!]]
