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# There is a [[MsFanservice sexy heroine]], and [[CoitusEnsues there is a steamy scene]] that can be narrated in ''Abante'' (a popular Filipino language tabloid).
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# There is a [[MsFanservice sexy heroine]], and [[CoitusEnsues there is a steamy scene]] scene that can be narrated in ''Abante'' (a popular Filipino language tabloid).
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# If ever the protagonist is cornered, he will not be immediately killed off. He will just be imprisoned and tortured instead, since the big boss always wants him caught alive.
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# If ever the protagonist is cornered, he will not be immediately killed off. He will just be imprisoned and tortured instead, since [[IWantThemAlive the big boss always wants him caught alive.alive]].
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# If he indeed gets hit, his skin will always be barely touched. No [[BoomHeadshot headshots]] or shots to the heart allowed.
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# [[PlotArmor If he indeed gets hit, his skin will always be barely touched. touched.]] No [[BoomHeadshot headshots]] or [[AttackOnTheHeart shots to the heart heart]] allowed.
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# [[TheCavalryArrivesLate The police will arrive fashionably late and will directly arrest the bad guys]]. Yes, they have a hunch on who really are the bad guys... and they leave the protagonist alone, even though he took part in the riot that just happened!
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# [[TheCavalryArrivesLate The police will arrive fashionably late and will directly arrest the bad guys]]. guys.]] Yes, they have a hunch on who really are the bad guys... and they leave the protagonist alone, even though he took part in the riot that just happened!
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# There is a sexy heroine, and [[CoitusEnsues there is a steamy scene]] that can be narrated in ''Abante'' (a popular Filipino language tabloid).
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# There is a [[MsFanservice sexy heroine, heroine]], and [[CoitusEnsues there is a steamy scene]] that can be narrated in ''Abante'' (a popular Filipino language tabloid).
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# The protagonist will [[MadeOfIron never feel any pain during battle]], but he will scream in pain if the heroine is healing his wounds.
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# The protagonist will [[MadeOfIron never feel any pain during battle]], but he will [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream in pain pain]] if the heroine is healing his wounds.
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# The villain is always a smoker and has lots of vices.
# The villain loves wearing leather jackets, even in April at high noon.
# The structure of the bad guys: the boss and his underlings.
# The headquarters of the bad guys is either a warehouse or a big house.
# The villain loves wearing leather jackets, even in April at high noon.
# The structure of the bad guys: the boss and his underlings.
# The headquarters of the bad guys is either a warehouse or a big house.
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# The villain is always a smoker and [[MrViceGuy has lots of vices.
vices]].
# The villain [[HellbentForLeather loves wearing leatherjackets, jackets]], even in April at high noon.
# The structure of the bad guys: [[BigBad theboss boss]] and [[{{Mooks}} his underlings.
underlings]].
# The headquarters of the bad guys is either [[AbandonedWarehouse awarehouse warehouse]] or [[BigFancyHouse a big house.house]].
# The villain [[HellbentForLeather loves wearing leather
# The structure of the bad guys: [[BigBad the
# The headquarters of the bad guys is either [[AbandonedWarehouse a
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(from the book "Why Do Filipinos Read Books in Reverse?" by Bob Ong, translated by Tropers/MoonlightBomber)
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(from the book "Why Do Filipinos Read Books in Reverse?" by Bob Ong, Creator/BobOng, translated by Tropers/MoonlightBomber)
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# There is a sexy heroine, and there is a steamy scene that can be narrated in ''Abante'' (a popular Filipino language tabloid).
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# There is a sexy heroine, and [[CoitusEnsues there is a steamy scene scene]] that can be narrated in ''Abante'' (a popular Filipino language tabloid).
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# The heroine is capable of fighting, she can even knock down a single man.
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# [[WaifFu The heroine is capable of fighting, fighting; she can even knock down a single man.]]
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# However, the survivor will not be alone for long; since [[PairTheSpares there will always be a spare partner read]]y.
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# However, the survivor will not be alone for long; since [[PairTheSpares there will always be a spare partner read]]y.ready]].
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# The protagonist has nine lives. The heroine has twice that.
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# The protagonist has nine lives. lives.
# The heroine has twicethat.that number of lives.
# The heroine has twice
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# The protagonist will never feel any pain during battle, but he will scream in pain if the heroine is healing his wounds.
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# The protagonist will [[MadeOfIron never feel any pain during battle, battle]], but he will scream in pain if the heroine is healing his wounds.
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# The villain loves wearing leather jackets. Even during the month of April at high noon.
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# The villain loves wearing leather jackets. Even during the month of jackets, even in April at high noon.
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# The heroine is capable at fighting, and she can knock down even a single man.
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# The heroine is capable at of fighting, and she can even knock down even a single man.
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# When he encounters the big boss, he'll just be killed... only slowly.
# The protagonist and his mortal enemy will talk while pointing their guns at each other. The conversation will be long, as long as a long-winding speech, like lovers arguing on the phone.
# There will be huge explosions even when they're not needed.
# The protagonist and his mortal enemy will talk while pointing their guns at each other. The conversation will be long, as long as a long-winding speech, like lovers arguing on the phone.
# There will be huge explosions even when they're not needed.
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# When he encounters the big boss, he'll just he will be killed... only just more slowly.
# The protagonist and his mortal enemy will [[MexicanStandoff talk while pointing their guns at eachother. other]]. The conversation will be long, as long as a long-winding speech, [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple like lovers arguing on the phone.
phone]].
# There will be [[Creator/MichaelBay huge explosions even when they're notneeded.needed]].
# The protagonist and his mortal enemy will [[MexicanStandoff talk while pointing their guns at each
# There will be [[Creator/MichaelBay huge explosions even when they're not
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# The protagonist can easily take on twenty mooks in a fight since they do not charge all at once. They always do it individually, like they're dancing.
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# The protagonist can easily take on twenty mooks in a fight since because [[MookChivalry they do not charge all at once. once]]. They always do it individually, one at a time, like they're dancing.
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# The protagonist has nine lives.
# The heroine has twice the said number of lives.
# The heroine has twice the said number of lives.
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# The protagonist has nine lives.
#lives. The heroine has twice the said number of lives.that.
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# However, the survivor will not be alone for long; since there will always be a spare partner ready.
# The police will arrive fashionably late and will directly arrest the bad guys. Yes, they have a hunch on who really are the bad guys... and they leave the protagonist alone, even though he took part in the riot that just happened!
# The police will arrive fashionably late and will directly arrest the bad guys. Yes, they have a hunch on who really are the bad guys... and they leave the protagonist alone, even though he took part in the riot that just happened!
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# However, the survivor will not be alone for long; since [[PairTheSpares there will always be a spare partner ready.
read]]y.
# [[TheCavalryArrivesLate The police will arrive fashionably late and will directly arrest the badguys.guys]]. Yes, they have a hunch on who really are the bad guys... and they leave the protagonist alone, even though he took part in the riot that just happened!
# [[TheCavalryArrivesLate The police will arrive fashionably late and will directly arrest the bad
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# The protagonist can't be hit by bullets even though thirty mooks are opening fire at him. Conversely, he can easily shoot them all.
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# [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy The protagonist can't be hit by bullets even though thirty mooks are opening fire at him. Conversely, he can easily shoot them all.]]
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'''Classic Filipino Action Movie Cliches'''
(from the book "Why Do Filipinos Read Books in Reverse?" by Bob Ong, translated by Tropers/MoonlightBomber)
Have you ever watched a [[UsefulNotes/{{Philippines}} Filipino]] action movie? Here are some signs that what you're watching is a Filipino fight flick.
# The plot centers on {{revenge}}.
# The protagonist's sister was raped, or a relative of his was slain (father, mother, older sister, older brother, stepsibling, wife, fiancee, mistress, son/daughter, cousin, uncle, aunt, grandfather, grandmother, godfather, godmother, grandchild, great-grandchild, great-great-grandchild, ancestor).
# One of the scenes depicts either the protagonist or his fiancee being ridiculed and harassed by loitering drunkards.
# There will be a commotion at a huge gathering (birthday, wedding, baptism, wake).
# The protagonist will never feel any pain during battle, but he will scream in pain if the heroine is healing his wounds.
# If you hear a character laugh [[EvilLaugh "bwahahahaha"]], he's automatically a villain.
# Whenever he's doing something evil, the villain laughs. Even when he's [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil raping someone]].
# The villain is always a smoker and has lots of vices.
# The villain loves wearing leather jackets. Even during the month of April at high noon.
# The structure of the bad guys: the boss and his underlings.
# The headquarters of the bad guys is either a warehouse or a big house.
# There is always a scene at a beer house, too.
# There is a sexy heroine, and there is a steamy scene that can be narrated in ''Abante'' (a popular Filipino language tabloid).
# After that steamy scene, the heroine will revert to being meek like nothing happened.
# The heroine is capable at fighting, and she can knock down even a single man.
# If ever the protagonist is cornered, he will not be immediately killed off. He will just be imprisoned and tortured instead, since the big boss always wants him caught alive.
# When he encounters the big boss, he'll just be killed... only slowly.
# The protagonist and his mortal enemy will talk while pointing their guns at each other. The conversation will be long, as long as a long-winding speech, like lovers arguing on the phone.
# There will be huge explosions even when they're not needed.
# There will be no huge explosions even when they're needed.
# [[ThrowAwayGuns Guns are cheap and can be disposed of when they're out of ammo.]]
# The protagonist can pick up a loaded gun whenever he needs it.
# The heroine is a sharpshooter even though she hasn't handled a gun even once before in her life.
# The protagonist can easily take on twenty mooks in a fight since they do not charge all at once. They always do it individually, like they're dancing.
# The protagonist can't be hit by bullets even though thirty mooks are opening fire at him. Conversely, he can easily shoot them all.
# If he indeed gets hit, his skin will always be barely touched. No [[BoomHeadshot headshots]] or shots to the heart allowed.
# The protagonist has nine lives.
# The heroine has twice the said number of lives.
# If ever one of them will die, he or she will say something that is worth a whole script's page before biting the dust.
# After listening to the lengthy farewell speech, the survivor will [[SkywardScream look up at the sky]] [[SayMyName and then scream the name of the deceased]].
# However, the survivor will not be alone for long; since there will always be a spare partner ready.
# The police will arrive fashionably late and will directly arrest the bad guys. Yes, they have a hunch on who really are the bad guys... and they leave the protagonist alone, even though he took part in the riot that just happened!
(from the book "Why Do Filipinos Read Books in Reverse?" by Bob Ong, translated by Tropers/MoonlightBomber)
Have you ever watched a [[UsefulNotes/{{Philippines}} Filipino]] action movie? Here are some signs that what you're watching is a Filipino fight flick.
# The plot centers on {{revenge}}.
# The protagonist's sister was raped, or a relative of his was slain (father, mother, older sister, older brother, stepsibling, wife, fiancee, mistress, son/daughter, cousin, uncle, aunt, grandfather, grandmother, godfather, godmother, grandchild, great-grandchild, great-great-grandchild, ancestor).
# One of the scenes depicts either the protagonist or his fiancee being ridiculed and harassed by loitering drunkards.
# There will be a commotion at a huge gathering (birthday, wedding, baptism, wake).
# The protagonist will never feel any pain during battle, but he will scream in pain if the heroine is healing his wounds.
# If you hear a character laugh [[EvilLaugh "bwahahahaha"]], he's automatically a villain.
# Whenever he's doing something evil, the villain laughs. Even when he's [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil raping someone]].
# The villain is always a smoker and has lots of vices.
# The villain loves wearing leather jackets. Even during the month of April at high noon.
# The structure of the bad guys: the boss and his underlings.
# The headquarters of the bad guys is either a warehouse or a big house.
# There is always a scene at a beer house, too.
# There is a sexy heroine, and there is a steamy scene that can be narrated in ''Abante'' (a popular Filipino language tabloid).
# After that steamy scene, the heroine will revert to being meek like nothing happened.
# The heroine is capable at fighting, and she can knock down even a single man.
# If ever the protagonist is cornered, he will not be immediately killed off. He will just be imprisoned and tortured instead, since the big boss always wants him caught alive.
# When he encounters the big boss, he'll just be killed... only slowly.
# The protagonist and his mortal enemy will talk while pointing their guns at each other. The conversation will be long, as long as a long-winding speech, like lovers arguing on the phone.
# There will be huge explosions even when they're not needed.
# There will be no huge explosions even when they're needed.
# [[ThrowAwayGuns Guns are cheap and can be disposed of when they're out of ammo.]]
# The protagonist can pick up a loaded gun whenever he needs it.
# The heroine is a sharpshooter even though she hasn't handled a gun even once before in her life.
# The protagonist can easily take on twenty mooks in a fight since they do not charge all at once. They always do it individually, like they're dancing.
# The protagonist can't be hit by bullets even though thirty mooks are opening fire at him. Conversely, he can easily shoot them all.
# If he indeed gets hit, his skin will always be barely touched. No [[BoomHeadshot headshots]] or shots to the heart allowed.
# The protagonist has nine lives.
# The heroine has twice the said number of lives.
# If ever one of them will die, he or she will say something that is worth a whole script's page before biting the dust.
# After listening to the lengthy farewell speech, the survivor will [[SkywardScream look up at the sky]] [[SayMyName and then scream the name of the deceased]].
# However, the survivor will not be alone for long; since there will always be a spare partner ready.
# The police will arrive fashionably late and will directly arrest the bad guys. Yes, they have a hunch on who really are the bad guys... and they leave the protagonist alone, even though he took part in the riot that just happened!