History Recap / OrangeIsTheNewBlackS05E03Pissters

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Penn sets several alarms on her phone to use it as a makeshift vibrator, unaware that Coates is watching until she looks up from her bunk.

* ExposedToTheElements: Megan dies in the cold after going out to pee while drunk, wearing only a pink dress, and Linda forgetting about her.

* SkewedPriorities: Taystee is upset at how low Bayley's arrest ranks at nine between "Internet" and "Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Takis in the commissary."

* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: It seems that this is Linda's reaction to Megan's death, but ultimately [[SubvertedTrope subverted]].

* MoodWhiplash: The inmates are having dinner, compiling their demands, chatting, and goofing off, when Suzanne comes into the cafeteria and starts cordoning off the spot where Poussey died. Everyone goes silent, tearfully watching what Suzanne's doing.

!!This Episode Provides Examples of:

Fade in on a Leopard poodle. We're at C.O. Bayley's father's dog dyeing business, where Bayley's father is explaining to a woman over the phone that he does not euthanize dogs. Bayley is clearly still blaming himself over Poussey's death at the end of last season.
-> '''Bayley:''' ''Am I a monster, dad?''
His father ignores the question, ranting about the business. Bayley presses the matter, but his father deflects again and sends Bayley inside to wash his hands.

Mr. Pearson's looking at the picture of the guards that the inmates took last episode, and is on the phone with Piscatella who's trying to get the go ahead to take the prison by storm. Piscatella is interrupted by Judy King's husband and boyfriend arriving to pick her up. Mr. Pearson tells Piscatella that nobody's going to storm the prison if King's still inside.

Inside the prison, Janae and Black Cindy are looting the inmate intake clothes. Taystee's yelling at them for getting distracted, when she sees (and takes) a pair of Classic Air Max shoes. As they're enjoying themselves, Piscatella gets on a megaphone, asking for the inmates' demands.

Leanne and Angie are high as a kite, back to be the Litchfield comic relief. They find C.O. uniforms in the chapel and decide to dress up as C.O.s and start pantsing people. Pennsatucky trades an inmate for candy for a phone. The guards are brought into Spanish Harlem and are locked in the bubble as [[PortmanteauCoupleName Flaritza]] are taking selfies. Daya orders Flaritza to bring Humphrey back to medical. He's still sitting in the wheelchair, unresponsive.

Piper and Alex are in the bathroom, teaching Linda how to pass as an inmate. Alex wants to leave Linda behind as she's "dead weight", but Linda threatens to tell about Alex's involvement in Aydin's death. Piper is having none of it. She pushes Linda against the wall and threatens her to keep her quiet. Alex and Piper take Linda with them. For backstory, Linda tells Piper that she got busted for aa fake ID. Piper tells her that her crime is forgery.

Taystee, Janae, and Cindy settle on the demand: nobody comes in until Bayley is in chains. Abdullah asks for more demands, and argues that they need to ask everyone for their demands.

Flashback to Linda's sorority days where she's been busted for trying to buy beer with a fake ID by the sorority leader.
uses the phone's alarm as a vibrator. As she's enjoying herself, C.O. Donuts appears in the ceiling above her bed, watching her get off. Tucky meets his eye.

Piper and Alex are in the bathroom, teaching Linda how to pass as an inmate.

Fade in on a Leopard poodle. We're at CO Bayley's father's dog dyeing business, where Bayley's father is explaining to a woman over the phone that he does not euthanize dogs. Bayley is clearly still blaming himself over Poussey's death at the end of last season.

Inside the prison, Janae and Black Cindy are looting the inmate intake clothes. Taystee's yelling at them for getting distracted, when she sees (and takes) a pair of Classic Air Max shoes.

The Sun sets on day one of the riot. The prisoners start compiling their demands for ending the riot, Red and Blanca start looking for dirt on Piscatella, and Judy starts looking for an escape.