History Radar / ModernFamily

* When Cam goes back to teaching music, he writes his name ''Mr Tucker'' on the board, just above a semi quaver note. The note looks like a ''F'', whilst the ''ucker''is also visible.

* In one ep, Jay and Gloria try to have sex:
-->'''Jay:''' “I’ll be back in one hour, tops.”
-->'''Gloria:''': “We’ll decide who does what when you get back.”

** Their kids get them a door lock to use when they’re having sex. Phil remarks that they’ll “use it all the time.”
** When Claire and Phil are chatting to Gloria about being caught having sex, and Gloria thinks it’s about Claire not being used to being criticised:
-->'''Gloria:''' “Its happened to me before with another woman. This time I was getting it. And it hurt. I’m sorry it has to come out like this. But you have to admit that you’re only happy when you’re the one cracking the whip. We all know how you ride Phil. Maybe if you just let go a little. Maybe even taste my cupcakes. I will join you.”
-->'''Claire:''' “I am so confused right now.”
-->'''Phil:''' “I may pass out.”

* “One time she gave me a Woody. She remembered he’s my favorite from Toy Story.”

--> ”You always put a wet blanket on my dreams. You know what I end up with? Wet dreams.”

* This troper’s favorite joke:
-->'''Mitch:''' “Everyone follow the birthday flag.”
-->'''Cam:''' “What did you call me?”

-->'''Mitch:''' “I’m talking about a cockatoo.”
-->'''Cam:''' “Oh, one or two. How blasé!

-->'''Fergus:''' “Hugh was just standing on his deck...”
-->'''Mitch:''' “I’m sorry, standing on his what?”

-->'''Cam:''' “I make my own, so it’s not even real facon. It’s faux-facon. Faux-con.”
-->'''Mitch:''' “It’s fauxcon disgusting.”

-->'''Phil:''' [[DoubleEntendre “Getting wood, Andy?”]]
* Claire and Phil’s neighbours make it very clear they’re into them.

*
-->'''Mitch:''' [to Cam] “This is my second favorite suit of yours.”
-->'''Cam:''' “Second?”
-->'''Mitch:''' “Right after your birthday suit.”

*
-->'''Claire:''' “I say no every day in this house.”
-->'''Phil:''' “But at night, she’s a yes machine.”
* Amazingly, to UnusuallyUninterestingSight levels in "Regrets Only." Phil is talking to Gloria about an argument he had with Claire related to him accidentally buying cauliflower instead of broccoli.[[note]]It's really a case of SerialEscalation, as Gloria is telling Phil everything he did wrong and he's telling her that each mistake wasn't when Claire got mad.[[/note]] All the time, Gloria's top is mostly unzipped, with Phil on the verge of MarshmallowHell, and her left breast and nipple are actually hanging out of it. That's right, '''[[Creator/SofiaVergara SOFIA VERGARA]]''''s breast was shown on national television and ''NOBODY'' noticed it.[[note]]The scene has been edited for the Creator/USANetwork version.[[/note]]

* Amazingly, to UnusuallyUninterestingSight levels in "Regrets Only." Phil is talking to Gloria about an argument he had with Claire related to him accidentally buying cauliflower instead of broccoli. All the time, Gloria's top is mostly unzipped, with Phil on the verge of MarshmallowHell, and her left breast and nipple are actually hanging out of it. That's right, '''[[Creator/SofiaVergara SOFIA VERGARA]]''''s breast was shown on national television and ''NOBODY'' noticed it.[[note]]The scene has been edited for the Creator/USANetwork version.[[/note]]

-->'''Phil:''' “But at night, she’s a yes machine.”

* “One time she gave me a Woody. She remembered he’s my favourite from Toy Story.”

* This troper’s favourite joke:

-->'''Mitch:''' [to Cam] “This is my second favourite suit of yours.”

* Mitch and Cam have a sex move called ''Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang. ''

* Mitch and Cam have a sex move called '''Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang. '''

-->'''Mitch:''' “Right after your birthday suit.”

*

-->'''Phil:''' [[DoubleEntendre “Getting wood, Andy?”]]

-->'''Phil:''' [[DoubleEntendre“Getting wood, Andy?”]]

-->'''Phil:''' “Getting wood, Andy?”

-->'''Mitch:''' “It’s fauxcon disgusting.”

* In "First Days" while pretending to be George Washington, Cam pretended to be confused about why the class were dressed in 21st century attire and to think they were trappers from the Canadian provinces. He then asked if they were, "here to sell [their] beavers?"

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—> Jay: “I’ll be back in one hour, tops.”
—> Gloria: “We’ll decide who does what when you get back.”

* ”You always put a wet blanket on my dreams. You know what I end up with? Wet dreams.”

* “One time she gave me a Woody. She remembered he’s my favourite from Toy Story.”