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-->'''Seto Kaiba''': [[TropeNamer Screw the rules,]][[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney I have money!!]]

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-->'''Seto Kaiba''': [[TropeNamer Screw the rules,]][[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney rules,]] [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney I have money!!]]
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-->'''Seto Kaiba''': ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney!

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-->'''Seto Kaiba''': ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney!
[[TropeNamer Screw the rules,]][[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney I have money!!]]
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'''Yami''': You're most disappointing movie villain since General Grievous.

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'''Yami''': You're most disappointing movie villain since General Grievous.Grievous.
--->"Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie"
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-->'''Anubis''': Silence! Now, after 5000 years of waiting, I'm going to challenge you to a children's card game! And then I'll destroy the world!\\
'''Yami''': Why would you want to do that?\\
'''Anubis''': What?\\
'''Yami''': What's the point in destroying the world? What do you gain from it?\\
'''Anubis''': ...I don't understand the question.\\
'''Yami''': Look, you must have some reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise, this whole movie was just pointless bickering!\\
'''Anubis''': Of course I have a reason!\\
'''Yami''': Oh, goodie! Do you feel like sharing it with the class?\\
'''Anubis''': No, it's a secret.\\
'''Yami''': You're most disappointing movie villain since General Grievous.
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** *Cue CurbStompBattle*
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--> '''Yusei:''' I'm the serious one [[AudioErotica with the voice]] [[FetishFuel that makes the]] [[{{Fangirl}} fangirls]] ''[[{{Squee}} swoon]]''.

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--> '''Yusei:''' I'm the serious one [[AudioErotica [[ArousedByTheirVoice with the voice]] [[FetishFuel that makes the]] [[{{Fangirl}} fangirls]] ''[[{{Squee}} swoon]]''.
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--> "You don't know what you're up against. Pegasus is ruthless. [[CampGay Camp...]] but ruthless!

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--> "You don't know what you're up against. Pegasus is ruthless. [[CampGay [[CampStraight Camp...]] but ruthless!
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-->'''Yusei:''' [[RunningGag You can be]] [[TopGun my wingman anytime,]] Yugi.\\

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-->'''Yusei:''' [[RunningGag You can be]] [[TopGun [[Film/TopGun my wingman anytime,]] Yugi.\\
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''(cue sexy music and HeldGaze)''\\

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''(cue sexy music {{Sexophone}} and HeldGaze)''\\
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--> "Episode 1"

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--> ---> "Episode 1"



--> "Episode 5 - My Funny Skankentine"

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--> ---> "Episode 5 - My Funny Skankentine"



--> "Episode 12 - Duel of the Dead"

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--> ---> "Episode 12 - Duel of the Dead"



--> "Episode 13 - Busted Rhymes"

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--> ---> "Episode 13 - Busted Rhymes"



--> "Episode 17"

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--> ---> "Episode 17"



-->'''Yami''': That's aganist the rules!

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-->'''Yami''': That's aganist against the rules!
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-->'''Everybody Else Except Tristan''': [[SarcasmMode Riiiiiight.]]

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-->'''Everybody Else Except Tristan''': [[SarcasmMode Riiiiiight.]]

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--> '''Flame Swordsman''': My name... is... ''FRANK!! [commences to pwn Johnson's Deck Master]''



--> '''Flame Swordsman''': My name... is... ''FRANK!! [commences to pwn Johnson's Deck Master]''
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-->'''Yami''': Yugioh was filmed before a live [[StudioAudience studio audience]].

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-->'''Yami''': Yugioh was filmed before a live [[StudioAudience studio audience]].StudioAudience.



--> It's a good thing I'm Seto Kaiba, or that might've actually hurt me.

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--> It's a good thing I'm Seto Kaiba, or that might've actually hurt me.



--> It's like something out of HPLovecraft, only gay!

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--> It's like something out of HPLovecraft, Creator/HPLovecraft, only gay!



--> '''Yami Yugi''': [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Kuriboh!]] [[CallingYourAttacks Activate]] [[SuperMode Super]] [[SuperDeformed Chibi]] [[{{Kawaisa}} Kawaii]] [[MemeticMutation Desu]] {{Moe}} [[SuperMode Mode]]! * Kuriboh makes a rainbow, [[ThemeMusicPowerUp cue theme music]]* And now I activate '''{{Robot Unicorn Attack}}! [[CoolHorse Go mighty unicorn!]] [[HorsebackHeroism Cross the rainbow bridge and attack his lifepoints directly!]]'''
--> Gansley: Ohhh, it's a full rainbow! Oh my God; [[MemeticMutation it's a]] ''[[MemeticMutation double rainbow]]'' [[MemeticMutation all the way!]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome So intense!]] Aaaaagggghhhhh!

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--> '''Yami Yugi''': [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Kuriboh!]] [[CallingYourAttacks Activate]] [[SuperMode Super]] [[SuperDeformed Chibi]] [[{{Kawaisa}} Kawaii]] [[MemeticMutation Desu]] {{Moe}} [[SuperMode Mode]]! * Kuriboh makes a rainbow, [[ThemeMusicPowerUp cue theme music]]* And now I activate '''{{Robot Unicorn Attack}}! '''RobotUnicornAttack! [[CoolHorse Go mighty unicorn!]] [[HorsebackHeroism Cross the rainbow bridge and attack his lifepoints directly!]]'''
--> Gansley: Ohhh, it's a full rainbow! Oh my God; [[MemeticMutation it's a]] ''[[MemeticMutation double rainbow]]'' [[MemeticMutation all the way!]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome So intense!]] Aaaaagggghhhhh!
Aaaaagggghhhhh!
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-->'''Zorc''': Because I have a terminal disease.

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-->'''Zorc''': [[SoapOperaDisease Because I have a terminal disease.disease!]]



-->'''Zorc''': She also has a terminal disease.

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-->'''Zorc''': [[SoapOperaDisease She also has a terminal disease.disease!]]



-->-- Seto Kaiba, walking [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOH]].

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-->-- Seto Kaiba, walking [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOH]].
CMoA]].
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--> '''Kaiba''': [[ThisIsSparta Best. Destiny. Ever.]]

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--> '''Kaiba''': [[ThisIsSparta [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Best. Destiny. Ever.]]



--> '''Flame Swordsman''': My name... is... ''FRANK!! [commences to pwn Johnson's Deck Master]''

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--> '''Flame Swordsman''': My name... is... ''FRANK!! [commences to pwn Johnson's Deck Master]''
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-->'''Marik''': '''"Shut up, I am Lady Gaga!"'''

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-->'''Marik''': '''"Shut up, I am Lady Gaga!"'''
LadyGaga!"'''
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--> Gansley: Ohhh, it's a full rainbow! Oh my God; [[MemeticMutation it's a]] ''[[MemeticMutation double rainbow]]'' [[MemeticMutation all the way!]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome So intense!]] Aaaaagggghhhhh!

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--> Gansley: Ohhh, it's a full rainbow! Oh my God; [[MemeticMutation it's a]] ''[[MemeticMutation double rainbow]]'' [[MemeticMutation all the way!]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome [[MundaneMadeAwesome So intense!]] Aaaaagggghhhhh!
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-->-- Slendy

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-->-- Slendy
[[SlenderManMythos Slendy]]
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--> '''Yugi''': I'm Yugi Muto, and I was playing card games before it was cool.
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--> [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "I'm not fighting for this world. This world can go to Hell for all I care. I'm fighting for-"]] [[{{Beat}} *beat*]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "The truth?... Marik, there's something you need to know... It's about us. Marik, I- I hate you. I hate you with all my heart. I hate you more than I've ever hated anybody. I hate you so much that I can barely take it. In fact, I want to go on hating you for the rest of my life. If our world is destroyed, well, I won't be able to hate you anymore."]]



--> '''Tristan''': It's okay Serenity, I lived my life as a side character, fit only for spouting mindless quips and catchphrases. But now, I get to die the way I always wanted, falling, screaming like a girl into a pit of boiling hot lava, flesh being seared from my bones. If I do survive, I'd probably be unrecognizable. But if I do die, '''It'll be as a main character.''' It's funny; I used to think my voice gave me super strength. But now, I know the truth. And it's my love for you is what really gives me super-strength.
-->'''Serenity''': I love you!
-->'''Tristan''': [[StarWars I know.]]



--> '''Tristan''': It's okay Serenity, I lived my life as a side character, fit only for spouting mindless quips and catchphrases. But now, I get to die the way I always wanted, falling, screaming like a girl into a pit of boiling hot lava, flesh being seared from my bones. If I do survive, I'd probably be unrecognizable. But if I do die, '''It'll be as a main character.'''

-->'''Serenity''': I love you!
-->'''Tristan''': [[StarWars I know.]]
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--> '''Yami:''' So stand back y'all, cause it's time for a ''real'' main character to take the field.
--> '''Paradox:''' Oh pwease, you may be the King of Games in your timewine, but where I come from duel monsters has evolved far beyond your understanding. Compared to me you are just a learner.
--> '''Yami:''' That may be the case in your timeline Paradox, but then we're not ''in'' your timeline, are we?
--> '''Paradox:''' Um-
--> '''Yami:''' And where I come from, duel monsters is still a [[ScrewTheRulesIHavePlot broken, exploitable mess of a game.]] And I'm about to exploit the ''hell'' out of it! ''(summons Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl and destroys his Malefic Paradox Dragon)''
--> ...
--> '''Yami:''' I believe the appropriate phrase is, 'Boo-yah'.

-->'''Joey''': Okay Kaiba, this time I'm really gonna beat ya, and there's nothing you ca do about it!
-->'''Kaiba''': Please, Wheeler, I could defeat you with my hands tied behind my back. What makes you think you can win this time?
--> *music kicks in*
-->'''Joey''': Well, I'm glad you asked.
-->'''Kaiba''': O...kay, where the hell is that music coming from?
-->'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...
-->'''Kaiba''': ...Please tell me you're not going to sing.
-->'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...
-->'''Kaiba''': *quickly* Look, I'll pay you any amount of money right now if you ''don't sing''.
-->'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...*launches into song*



-->'''Marik''': '''"Shut up, I am Lady Gaga!"'''

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-->'''Marik''': '''"Shut up, I am Lady Gaga!"'''Gaga!"'''

--> '''Tristan''': It's okay Serenity, I lived my life as a side character, fit only for spouting mindless quips and catchphrases. But now, I get to die the way I always wanted, falling, screaming like a girl into a pit of boiling hot lava, flesh being seared from my bones. If I do survive, I'd probably be unrecognizable. But if I do die, '''It'll be as a main character.'''

-->'''Serenity''': I love you!
-->'''Tristan''': [[StarWars I know.]]

--> '''Joey''': Yeah, I have a closing statement. Maybe we have committed copyright infringement. But you gotta know we've done everything in our power to support the Yu-Gi-Oh franchise! And if it weren't for us, I don't think the show would be nearly as strong as it is right now!
--> '''Johnson''': And where is your evidence of such?
--> '''Joey''': Look around, Johnson! There are more Yu-Gi-Oh fans now than ever before! And the more you try to stifle our creativity, the more we'll try to express our love for a show that's about more than children's card games! It's about fighting for what you believe in, and I believe in this show and its fans now more than ever! Because they believe in me!
--> '''Yugi''': This is so meta.
--> '''Joey''': Flame Swordsman! Use the strength given to me by the Yu-Gi-Oh fanbase to wipe out his life points!
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--> '''Flame Swordsman''': My name... is... ''FRANK!! [commences to pwn Johnson's Deck Master]''

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->'''Yami''': Yugioh was filmed before a live [[StudioAudience studio audience]].

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->'''Yami''': -->'''Yami''': Yugioh was filmed before a live [[StudioAudience studio audience]].



->'''Yami''': Yugioh is brought to you by [[ProductPlacement YugiOs - they're Yugi-licious]]!

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->'''Yami''': -->'''Yami''': Yugioh is brought to you by [[ProductPlacement YugiOs - they're Yugi-licious]]!



->'''Yami''': [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed No duel monsters were harmed]] during the making of this episode...[[MyFriendsAndZoidberg except for Kuriboh]].

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->'''Yami''': -->'''Yami''': [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed No duel monsters were harmed]] during the making of this episode...[[MyFriendsAndZoidberg except for Kuriboh]].



->'''Yami''': [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory The following cartoon is based on real events]]. Some names were changed in order to protect the innocent.

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->'''Yami''': -->'''Yami''': [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory The following cartoon is based on real events]]. Some names were changed in order to protect the innocent.



->'''Announcer''': Next week, in a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:
->'''Florence''': Zorc, what's wrong? Why haven't you destroyed the world?
->'''Zorc''': Because I have a terminal disease.
->'''Florence''': But you can't die! What about our adopted daughter? Who is going to take care of her when you're gone?
->'''Zorc''': She also has a terminal disease.

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->'''Announcer''': -->'''Announcer''': Next week, in a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:
->'''Florence''': -->'''Florence''': Zorc, what's wrong? Why haven't you destroyed the world?
->'''Zorc''': -->'''Zorc''': Because I have a terminal disease.
->'''Florence''': -->'''Florence''': But you can't die! What about our adopted daughter? Who is going to take care of her when you're gone?
->'''Zorc''': -->'''Zorc''': She also has a terminal disease.


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--> '''Lecter:''' Let's say we had your motorcycle, Mr. Kaiba. And for the sake of argument, imagine we were both dueling while riding said motorcycle. How would you describe that situation?
--> '''Kaiba:''' Uhh, I dunno, card games on motorcycles?
--> '''Jack:''' CARD GAMES ON MOTOR--WHAT THE AAAAAAGH (gets blown up by Jinzo's laser beam eyes)


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-->'''Bakura''': "You sound nervous. Is it the accent? Do you want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker; one night he went a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours ''boiling hot tea'' all over her. Then he comes at me with a teapot and asks ''''Why so British?''''."

-->'''Mai Valentine''': My breasts are not fake!
-->'''Everybody Else Except Tristan''': [[SarcasmMode Riiiiiight.]]
-->'''Tristan''': I don't believe you!

-->[[strike:Marik]] '''Melvin:''' Remember Team Four Star?
-->'''Yami:''' Yeah, they got suspended. So what?
-->[[strike:Marik]] '''Melvin:''' That. Was. ''Me!''
-->''(The rest of the cast gives shocked looks, except for Kaiba, who is smiling, with a caption reading [[AC:+9001 Dead Puppies]].)''

--> '''Kaiba''': Summonitsummonitsummonitsummonitsummonitsummonit

-->'''Kaiba:''' It looks like the rules--''[[GlassesPull (pulls out a pair of sunglasses)]]''--just got screwed!
-->'''YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'''

-->'''Kaiba''' F(BEEB) DESTINY! I AM SETO KAIBA! I MAKE MY OWN FATE!
-->'''Ishizu''': How can this be, why would you do this?
-->'''Kaiba''': BECAUSE A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE TOLD ME TO!
-->'''Ishizu''': ...
-->'''Kaiba''': What? It's just as ridiculous as the crap that comes out of you.

--> '''Yami Yugi''': [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Kuriboh!]] [[CallingYourAttacks Activate]] [[SuperMode Super]] [[SuperDeformed Chibi]] [[{{Kawaisa}} Kawaii]] [[MemeticMutation Desu]] {{Moe}} [[SuperMode Mode]]! * Kuriboh makes a rainbow, [[ThemeMusicPowerUp cue theme music]]* And now I activate '''{{Robot Unicorn Attack}}! [[CoolHorse Go mighty unicorn!]] [[HorsebackHeroism Cross the rainbow bridge and attack his lifepoints directly!]]'''
--> Gansley: Ohhh, it's a full rainbow! Oh my God; [[MemeticMutation it's a]] ''[[MemeticMutation double rainbow]]'' [[MemeticMutation all the way!]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome So intense!]] Aaaaagggghhhhh!

-->'''Crump''': I ''looovve'' penguins!
-->'''Tea''': [[{{Squick}} Eww!]]
-->'''Crump''': Platonically...
-->'''Tea''': Oh.
-->'''Crump''': ''And'' physically!
-->'''Tea''': [[BrainBleach EWWW!!!]]

-->'''Kaiba''': ''(Possessed!Tristan is standing on a roof)'' Hey, that's that funny guy that says the funny things! Hey, funny guy! Say some funny things!
-->'''Possessed!Tristan''': ''(Leaps off building)'' I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUU!
-->'''Kaiba''': ''(Jumps out of the way of Tristan)'' Hahahahaha, that's classic!

--> "Ushio! Baby! How's it hanging! Get it? 'cause you're gonna die!"

--->'''Yami:''' Wanna play a game?
--->'''Ushio:''' What sort of game-
--->'''Yami:''' First one to die loses!
--->'''Ushio:''' ...
--->'''Yami:''' Look! the ''Queen'' of ''Spades''!
--->'''Ushio:''' What does that do-
--->'''Yami:''' You lose!
--->'''Ushio:''' *''falls''* UAHHHHHHHHH!

--> '''Yusei:''' I'm the serious one [[AudioErotica with the voice]] [[FetishFuel that makes the]] [[{{Fangirl}} fangirls]] ''[[{{Squee}} swoon]]''.
--> '''Jaden:''' I'm the cute, hyperactive one that people want to choke in his sleep!

-->'''Yusei''': Paradox.\\
'''Paradox''': Pwotagonist?!\\
'''Yusei''': I came--\\
'''Paradox''': What?!\\
'''Yusei''': --to the past.\\
'''Paradox''': Oh.\\
'''Yusei''': But I also had an orgasm.\\
'''Paradox''': Ewww!\\
'''Jaden''': Ha! Nice!

-->'''Marik''': "Plus, we're both hot! Hot, hot, hot! We are quite sexy!
-->'''Florence''': "Marik, that doesn't rhyme."
-->'''Marik''': '''"Shut up, I am Lady Gaga!"'''
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-->-- Seto Kaiba, walking [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOH]].

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-->-- Seto Kaiba, walking [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOH]].CMOH]].

--> [[MemeticMutation CARD]] [[RunningGag GAMES]] [[OverusedRunningGag ON]] [[CatchPhrase MOTORCYCLES]]!
-->-- [[NoIndoorVoice Jack Atlas]]

--> '''''"Hey Guys! Can I be in your movie?"'''''
-->-- Slendy

--> '''Tristan:''' My voice gives me super strength!

--> "You don't know what you're up against. Pegasus is ruthless. [[CampGay Camp...]] but ruthless!

--> "Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand."
--> "These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark. But I refuse to take them off, because I'm an American. And Americans always wear sunglasses."
--> "And now it's time for my favorite Shakespeare quote. Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him. In America."

--> It's like something out of HPLovecraft, only gay!

--> '''Yami''': By the way, have you ever seen ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}''?
--> '''Shadi''': No. Why?
--> '''Yami''': No reason.
--> (cue DavidBowie as Shadi stumbles through the maze).

--> '''[[SealedEvilInATeddyBear Teddy]]''': Your mother plays card games in hell!

-->'''Duke''': We'll play Dungeon Dice Monsters, a game of my own creation. We each take it in turns to draw dice.
-->'''Yami''': So it's just like Duel Monsters.
-->'''Duke''': Then we use those dice to summon holographic monsters to the field.
-->'''Yami''': So it's just like Duel Monsters.
-->'''Duke''': Both opponents are given three Heart Points, and when they run out, the game is-
-->'''Yami''': So it's just like Duel Monsters.
-->'''Duke''': Hey, stop it! My game is nothing like Duel Monsters!
-->'''Yami''': Prove it then!
-->''(Pause)''
-->'''Duke''': My game uses dice.
-->'''Tristan''': Burn the witch!

--> ..."Hey that guy looks just like me! And he has a Blue-Eyes, just like me! And he's an asshole, just like me!"

--> "OH MY GOD, A GIANT ROCK!"
--> "IT'S A ROCK AND IT'S GIANT!"
--> "OH MY GOD, ANOTHER GIANT ROCK!"

--> '''Kaiba''': Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for eternity?
--> '''Ishizu''': Yes.
--> '''Kaiba''': [[ThisIsSparta Best. Destiny. Ever.]]

-->'''Yugi''': Okay, Pharaoh, you can thank me later. And remember, no hickeys! (switches to Yami)
-->'''Yami''': Huh? '''''YUGI, YOU LITTLE (BEEP)! YOU SON OF A F(BEEP)ING (BEEP) (BEEP BEEP BEEP)! I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR (BEEP) AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP) AND THEN (BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) ON YOUR (BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) WITH (BEEPBEEPBEEP) IN THE (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) AND (BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP) YOUR (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO (BEEP) SIDEWAYS! (BEEP)''''' (He finally notices Tea staring at him.) Hm? *waves* Hi there.

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--> Screw the rules I have green hair!
--> Screw the money, I have rules!

-->'''Joey''': BROOKLYN RAGE!

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--> Screw the rules I have green hair!
--> Screw the money, I have rules!

ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules!

-->'''Joey''': BROOKLYN RAGE!RAGE!

-->'''Yami Yugi:''' Couldn't I just [[MindRape mind-crush]] him?\\
'''Yugi:''' You can't [[TheAllSolvingHammer fix all your problems]] by mind-crushing people!\\
'''Yami Yugi:''' Oh, come on! Just one little mind-crush, it'll barely hurt him.\\
'''Yugi:''' No! Bad pharaoh! No mind-crush!
-->-- KidWithTheLeash

-->'''Yusei:''' [[RunningGag You can be]] [[TopGun my wingman anytime,]] Yugi.\\
'''Yami:''' No Yusei, you can be ''mine''.\\
''(cue sexy music and HeldGaze)''\\
'''Yusei:''' [[HaveIMentionedIamHeterosexualToday No homo, right?]]\\
'''Yami:''' ALL OF THE HOMO!
-->-- HoYay-tastic.

--> It's a good thing I'm Seto Kaiba, or that might've actually hurt me.
--> I ''am'' on a drug. It's called '''SETO FREAKIN' KAIBA.'''
--> F*ck destiny! I'm Seto Kaiba!
-->-- Seto Kaiba, walking [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOH]].
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--> "Episode 17"

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--> "Episode 17"17"

-->'''Yami''': Wait, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
-->'''Kaiba''': Yeah, so?
-->'''Yami''': That's aganist the rules!
-->'''Seto Kaiba''': ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney!

--> Screw the rules I have green hair!
--> Screw the money, I have rules!

-->'''Joey''': BROOKLYN RAGE!

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->'''Zorc''': Because I have a terminal disease!
->'''Florence''': But you can't die! What about our adopted daughter? Who is going to take care of her when you're gone?\\
->'''Zorc''': She also has a terminal disease!
->'''Announcer''': Don't miss this very special award-winning episode of Zorc and Pals. [[RatingsStunt Because we really need the ratings]].

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->'''Zorc''': Because I have a terminal disease!
disease.
->'''Florence''': But you can't die! What about our adopted daughter? Who is going to take care of her when you're gone?\\
gone?
->'''Zorc''': She also has a terminal disease!
->'''Announcer''': Don't miss this very special award-winning episode of Zorc and Pals. [[RatingsStunt Because we really need the ratings]].
disease.
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'''Announcer''': Next week, in a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:\\
'''Florence''': Zorc, what's wrong? Why haven't you destroyed the world?\\
'''Zorc''': Because I have a terminal disease!\\
'''Florence''': But you can't die! What about our adopted daughter? Who is going to take care of her when you're gone?\\
'''Zorc''': She also has a terminal disease!\\
'''Announcer''': Don't miss this very special award-winning episode of Zorc and Pals. [[RatingsStunt Because we really need the ratings]].

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'''Announcer''': ->'''Announcer''': Next week, in a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:\\
'''Florence''':
Pals:
->'''Florence''':
Zorc, what's wrong? Why haven't you destroyed the world?\\
'''Zorc''':
world?
->'''Zorc''':
Because I have a terminal disease!\\
'''Florence''':
disease!
->'''Florence''':
But you can't die! What about our adopted daughter? Who is going to take care of her when you're gone?\\
'''Zorc''': ->'''Zorc''': She also has a terminal disease!\\
'''Announcer''':
disease!
->'''Announcer''':
Don't miss this very special award-winning episode of Zorc and Pals. [[RatingsStunt Because we really need the ratings]].ratings]].
--> "Episode 17"
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--> '''Announcer''': Next week, in a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:\\

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--> '''Announcer''': Next week, in a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:\\
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--> "Episode 13 - Busted Rhymes"

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--> "Episode 13 - Busted Rhymes"Rhymes"

--> '''Announcer''': Next week, in a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:\\
'''Florence''': Zorc, what's wrong? Why haven't you destroyed the world?\\
'''Zorc''': Because I have a terminal disease!\\
'''Florence''': But you can't die! What about our adopted daughter? Who is going to take care of her when you're gone?\\
'''Zorc''': She also has a terminal disease!\\
'''Announcer''': Don't miss this very special award-winning episode of Zorc and Pals. [[RatingsStunt Because we really need the ratings]].

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