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-->- '''Homer''', after seeing [[KingofFighters Iori]] fall on his butt

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-->- '''Homer''', after seeing [[KingofFighters [[VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters Iori]] fall on his butt
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-->--Sideshow Bob gets into a meltdown after he got arrested for framing Krusty the Clown at the end of ''Krusty Gets Busted''.

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-->--Sideshow Bob gets into a meltdown after he got arrested for framing Krusty the Clown at the end of ''Krusty Gets Busted''.Busted''.

->'''Ned Flanders:''' (Sighs as he looks sadly at the picture of Edna Krabappel) I sure do miss that laugh.
->'''Nelson:''' (peaking at the window) Ha-Ha! I miss her too!
-->-- Ned Flanders and Nelson the school bully are sadden on the death of Edna Krabappel at the end of ''The man who grew too much!'' As we pay tribute to the late Marcia Wallace.
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-->-- '''Nelson'''

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-->-- '''Nelson''''''Nelson'''

->'''Bart:''' (Gasp after his flashback of Krusty being framed) WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DID THIS!
->'''Sideshow Bob:''' WHAT?!?
->'''Bart:''' (Grabs the microphone) ATTENTION, FELLOW CHILDREN! Krusty did not armed robbed the store. Sideshow Bob framed him, And I got proof. (Uses a hammer to hit Sideshow Bob's big wide feet).
-->--After Bart Simpson realized that Sideshow Bob was the one who made the serious revenge.

->'''Sideshow Bob:''' I played the buffoon, That's why I framed Krusty. I hated those children, Especially Bart!
-->--Sideshow Bob gets into a meltdown after he got arrested for framing Krusty the Clown at the end of ''Krusty Gets Busted''.
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-->-- '''Homer'''

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-->-- '''Homer''''''Homer'''

->"Ha-ha! I touched your heart!"
-->-- '''Nelson'''
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-->-- '''Homer'''

->"Bart! This is America. Anyone can eat what they want as long as it's too much."
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-->-- '''Abraham Simpson'''

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-->-- '''Abraham Simpson'''Simpson'''

->"Let's just agree that on this day a million years ago a dude was born who lots of people think was magical. And some people don't think so, and that's cool too. But we're probably right."
-->-- '''Homer'''
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-->-- '''Groundskeeper Willie'''

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-->-- '''Groundskeeper Willie'''Willie'''

->"My Homer is not a Communist. Now he may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is ''not'' a porn star!"
-->-- '''Abraham Simpson'''

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->"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try, because trying is the first step towards failure."

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->"Kids, you tried your best ->"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we’re just making him madder and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try, because trying is the first step towards failure."madder"



->"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, ''To Kill A Mockingbird,'' and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does ''that'' do me?"

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->"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, ''To Kill A Mockingbird,'' ->"Kids, you tried your best and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try, because trying is the color of his skin…but what good does ''that'' do me?"first step towards failure."



->"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice..."

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->"A woman is ->"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, ''To Kill A Mockingbird,'' and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice..."man by the color of his skin…but what good does ''that'' do me?"



->"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true."

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->"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.->"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice..."


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->"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true."
-->-'''Homer'''
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->"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does ''that'' do me?"

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->"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To ''To Kill A Mockingbird,” Mockingbird,'' and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does ''that'' do me?"



->"Stealing! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. [makes sound effects and laughs] Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze."

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->"Stealing! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy ''Police Academy'' movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. [makes sound effects and laughs] Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze."
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->"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?"

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->"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* ''that'' do me?"



->"Do you know how Ridiculous you look right now?"

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->"Do you know how Ridiculous ridiculous you look right now?"
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-->-- '''Bart Simpson'''

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-->-- '''Bart Simpson'''Simpson'''

->"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
-->-- '''Groundskeeper Willie'''
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-->-'''[[CareerKillers Fernando Vidal]]'''

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-->-'''[[CareerKillers -->-'''[[ProfessionalKiller Fernando Vidal]]'''
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->"I'm Bart Simpson, Who the hell are you?"

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->"I'm Bart Simpson, Who who the hell are you?"
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-->-- '''Krusty the Klown'''

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-->-- '''Krusty the Klown'''Klown'''

->"I'm Bart Simpson, Who the hell are you?"
-->-- '''Bart Simpson'''
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->"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

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->"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.try, because trying is the first step towards failure."
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->"When Marge first told me she was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, ''{{Spaceballs}}''. But instead it's been painful and disturbing, like that movie ''PoliceAcademy''."

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->"When Marge first told me she was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, ''{{Spaceballs}}''.''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''. But instead it's been painful and disturbing, like that movie ''PoliceAcademy''."
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-->- '''Homer''', after seeing [[KingofFighters Iori]] fall on his butt

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-->- '''Homer''', after seeing [[KingofFighters Iori]] fall on his buttbutt

->"Ooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing?! Well, I say "hard cheese"!
-->-- '''Mr. Burns'''

->"Hey, yutz! Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous and delicious animals and keepin' the King of England out of your face."
-->-- '''Krusty the Klown'''
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--> '''Homer''', after seeing Iori fall on his butt

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--> -->- '''Homer''', after seeing Iori [[KingofFighters Iori]] fall on his butt
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-->-- '''Homer'''

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-->-- '''Homer''''''Homer'''

->"Do you know how Ridiculous you look right now?"
--> '''Homer''', after seeing Iori fall on his butt

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->"Stealing! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. [makes sound effects and laughs] Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze."

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->"Stealing! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. [makes sound effects and laughs] Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze."



-->-'''[[CareerKillers Fernando Vidal]]'''

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-->-'''[[CareerKillers Fernando Vidal]]'''Vidal]]'''

->"When Marge first told me she was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, ''{{Spaceballs}}''. But instead it's been painful and disturbing, like that movie ''PoliceAcademy''."
-->-- '''Homer'''
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-->-'''Homer'''

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-->-'''Homer'''-->-'''Homer'''

->"There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess."
-->-'''[[CareerKillers Fernando Vidal]]'''
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->"How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. [makes sound effects and laughs] Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze."

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->"How ->"Stealing! How could you?! you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? movies? For fun? fun Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. [makes sound effects and laughs] Where was I? I? Oh yeah! yeah! Stay out of my booze."
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->"How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze."

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->"How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes [makes sound effects and laughs. laughs] Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze."
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-->-'''Troy McClure'''

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-->-'''Troy McClure'''
[=McClure=]'''

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->"To alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

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->"To alcohol. The cause of of, and solution to to, all of life's problems."



->"Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about"

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->"Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about"about."



->"You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way"

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->"You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way"way."



->"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

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->"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"try."






->"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice"

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->"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice"ice..."



->"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true"

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->"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true"true."



->"I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business"

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->"I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business"business."






->"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"

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->"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"listen."









->"Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone"

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->"Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone"bone."



->"How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze"

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->"How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze"booze."

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-->-'''Homer'''
->"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
-->-'''Homer'''
->"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?"
-->-'''Homer'''
->"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice"
-->-'''Homer'''
->"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true"
-->-'''Homer'''
->"I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business"
-->-'''Mr. Burns'''
->"Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-->-'''Sideshow Bob'''
->"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"
-->-'''Homer'''
->"What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?"
-->-'''Mr. Burns'''
->"Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!"
-->-'''Sideshow Bob'''
->"Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone"
-->-'''Marge'''
->"How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze"
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-->-'''Homer'''
->"Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about"
-->-'''Troy McClure'''
->"You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way"
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-->-Homer

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-->-Homer-->-'''Homer'''

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"To alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems." -Homer

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"To alcohol. ->"To alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems." -Homer"
-->-Homer
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Click the edit button to start this new page.

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Click the edit button "To alcohol. The cause of and solution to start this new page. all of life's problems." -Homer

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