History Quotes / TheSimpsons

->"A woman is a lot like... refrigerator. They're six feet tall, 300 pounds, they...make ice... Oh! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd walk over your own mother just to get one!" ''<Homer downs a can of beer.>'' "But you can't stop with one. Soon you have to drink another woman!"

->"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice..."

->"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man"

-->-- '''Milhouse'''

->"Car ''what?'' Car's the subject, but what's the ''verb''"?

-->-- '''Abraham Simpson'''

-->-- '''Lisa'''

-->-- '''Homer'''

-->-- '''Homer''', after seeing [[VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters Iori]] fall on his butt

->"Boy, everyone is stupid except me"

->"When Marge first told me she was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''. But instead it's been painful and disturbing, like that movie ''PoliceAcademy''."

->"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we’re just making him madder and madder"

->'''Bart:''' (Grabs the microphone) ATTENTION, FELLOW CHILDREN! Krusty did not armed robbed the store. Sideshow Bob framed him, And I got proof. (Uses a hammer to hit Sideshow Bob's big wide feet).
-->-- After Bart Simpson realized that Sideshow Bob was the one who made the serious revenge.

->'''Nelson:''' (peaking at the window) Ha-Ha! I miss her, too.

-->--'''Homer'''

-->--'''Homer'''

-->Homer

-->Homer

-->-- Springfield's Town Motto

->-- '''Milhouse Van Houten'''

-->-- Ned Flanders and Nelson the school bully are sadden on the death of Edna Krabappel at the end of "The Man Who Grew Too Much" as we pay tribute to the late Marcia Wallace.

-->-- Ned Flanders and Nelson the school bully are sadden on the death of Edna Krabappel at the end of "The Man Who Grew Too Much" as we pay tribute to the late Marcia Wallace.

->-'''Milhouse Van Houten'''

-->-'''Sideshow Bob [[spoiler:Roberts]]'''

-->-'''Homer'''

-->-'''Troy [=McClure=]'''

-->-'''Homer'''

-->-'''Homer'''

->"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try, because trying is the first step towards failure."
-->-'''Homer'''

->"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, ''To Kill A Mockingbird,'' and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does ''that'' do me?"
-->-'''Homer'''

-->-'''Homer'''

-->-'''Homer'''

-->-'''Mr. Burns'''

-->-'''Sideshow Bob'''

-->-'''Homer'''

-->-'''Mr. Burns'''

-->-'''Sideshow Bob'''

-->-'''Marge'''

-->-'''Homer'''

-->-'''[[ProfessionalKiller Fernando Vidal]]'''

-->- '''Homer''', after seeing [[VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters Iori]] fall on his butt

->"Ooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing?! Well, I say "hard cheese"!

-->--After Bart Simpson realized that Sideshow Bob was the one who made the serious revenge.

->'''Sideshow Bob:''' I played the buffoon, That's why I framed Krusty. I hated those meddling kids, Especially Bart!

-->"Car ''what?'' Car's the subject, but what's the ''verb''"?
-->-'''Milhouse Van Houten'''

-->"Careful! There's ''hydroelectricity'' in there!"
-->-'''Sideshow Bob [[spoiler:Roberts]]

-->"To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

->"To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

-->--Sideshow Bob gets into a meltdown after he got arrested for framing Krusty the Clown at the end of ''Krusty Gets Busted''.

->'''Nelson:''' (peaking at the window) Ha-Ha! I miss her too!
-->-- Ned Flanders and Nelson the school bully are sadden on the death of Edna Krabappel at the end of ''The man who grew too much!'' As we pay tribute to the late Marcia Wallace.

->'''Sideshow Bob:''' I played the buffoon, That's why I framed Krusty. I hated those children, Especially Bart!