History Quotes / TheScrappy

->But no matter who you choose, you probably wind up wanting to kill these annoying little elf things that carry your magic refills. Yes, they serve a purpose. Yes, they're ''supposed'' to be cute. That doesn't stop from being the most irritating helpers this side of the dog in ''DuckHunt''.
-->--TheGamingPixie discussing ''GoldenAxe''

--> Brian Lynch, ''[[http://robinhoodmovies.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2009-06-05T05%3A57%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=7 Under the Hood]]'', on the character of Much in ''RobinOfSherwood''

-->-- ''ScoobyDooMysteryInc''

->"[[SpoonyBard Edward]] is possibly the most maligned character in ''FinalFantasy'', with the possible exceptions of maybe [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Quina]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX "Jar Jar" Wakka]]. I don't see how anybody could have thought Edward might be a hit. "Okay," someone at Squaresoft must have said at a developers' meeting, "''VideoGame/FinalFantasyII''[='s=] weakest character was Gordon, and ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIII''[='s=] most useless class was the Bard. You know what I think would be a good idea? COMBINING THEM."

-->-- '''{{SFDebris}}''' on "Year of Hell" (''Series/StarTrekVoyager'')

--> -- ''TheSpoonyExperiment''

-->-- '''InuYasha''' telling Koga what everyone thinks about him, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3Ji-9tiJo&feature=related Inuyasha Episode Infinity]]

-> "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU. Okay, got that out of my system. Much is Robin’s brother in this telling. A wise choice, as that’s the only possible explanation for why they’d keep someone this incompetent around for as long as they do, instead of leading him to a quiet spot in the woods, taking out their bows, and telling him about the rabbits. I’m not exaggerating. In one episode, Will idly refers to him as a ‘half-wit’, and he gets angry, pointing out that he may be a little slow on the uptake, but he’s no half-wit. And here I was thinking half was too generous. He’s also useless in a fight, usually getting backed into a corner and screaming for Robin or Nasir or someone to come save him. He falls asleep on guard duty, he lets prisoners escape, he gets captured 5 or 6 times in 24 episodes… I’d think that living in the woods as outlaws, having a dullard like him around would present a liability. But no, apparently survival is less important than having a mascot. Here’s a great illustration of his pointlessness. In the episode “The Betrayal”, a number of King John’s personal guard dress up as the outlaws and wreak havoc among the villages. There’s a fake Will, a fake John, a fake Tuck, a fake Nasir, and a fake Robin. Notice anything missing? Yeah, he’s so useless, he’s not even worth discrediting."

-> "Oh, [[StarWars Jar Jar]]. Everyone hates you but me."
--> Comic Book Guy, ''TheSimpsons''

->"Ooh, I think I'm gonna hate [[CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Wheeler]]. The other characters are passable, but he is just obnoxious."
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', CaptainPlanet

->"Oh my god, I hate this little turd. This was ScoobyDoo's...I don't know, nephew? Cousin? Weekend son? I have no idea, but he was annoying as hell. He would always act tough and rush into situations thinking he could save the day. But of course, he's the size of an 8-ball, so physical violence is probably not going to help you here. Naturally, Shaggy and Scooby had to go in rescue him every time he'd throw himself into peril. Yeah, you're making ''these guys'' look brave! His voice was annoying, the character was annoying, the fact that he never shuts up was annoying, GOD HE WAS ANNOYING!! If I ever see a dog like him crossing the street, I'm stepping on the gas, because the sooner I can eradicate this little bitch from being anybody else's problem, the better."
--> -- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', on the TropeNamer

--> -- ''WrestleCrap'', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/classic9.html in discussion of the cast of]] ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''

->"I ''hate'' that frog!"
-->--Wolf O'Donnell, ''VideoGame/StarFox'' Assault (Slippy)

-->--Wolf O'Donnell, ''VideoGame/StarFox'' Asault (Slippy)

--> -- ''WrestleCrap'', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/classic9.html in discussion of the cast of the]] ''StarWarsHolidaySpecial''

-->-- '''{{SFDebris}}''' on "Year of Hell" (''StarTrekVoyager'')

-> ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech No, she didn't miss you, you idiot! She doesn't give a shit about you! In fact, NO one gives a shit about you!]] [[BeyondTheImpossible Hell, people like]] [[BrattyHalfPint Shippo]] more than you.

-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic''', CaptainPlanet

--> -- ''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic'', on the TropeNamer

->"[[SpoonyBard Edward]] is possibly the most maligned character in ''FinalFantasy'', with the possible exceptions of maybe [[FinalFantasyIX Quina]] and [[FinalFantasyX "Jar Jar" Wakka]]. I don't see how anybody could have thought Edward might be a hit. "Okay," someone at Squaresoft must have said at a developers' meeting, "''FinalFantasyII''[='s=] weakest character was Gordon, and ''FinalFantasyIII''[='s=] most useless class was the Bard. You know what I think would be a good idea? COMBINING THEM."
--> -- '''[[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff04 Pitchfork]]''' reviewing ''FinalFantasyIV''

-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''', CaptainPlanet

--> -- ''TheNostalgiaCritic'', on the TropeNamer

-->--[[ScoobyDooMysteryInc Mystery Inc]]

-->--Wolf O'Donnell, ''StarFox'' Asault (Slippy)

->"Ooh, I think I'm gonna hate [[CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Wheeler]]. The other characters are passable, but he is just obnoxious."
-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''', CaptainPlanet

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->"Oh my god, I hate this little turd. This was ScoobyDoo's...I don't know, nephew? Cousin? Weekend son? I have no idea, but he was annoying as hell. He would always act tough and rush into situations thinking he could save the day. But of course, he's the size of an 8-ball, so physical violence is probably not going to help you here. Naturally, Shaggy and Scooby had to go in rescue him every time he'd throw himself into peril. Yeah, you're making ''these guys'' look brave! His voice was annoying, the character was annoying, the fact that he never shuts up was annoying, GOD HE WAS ANNOYING!! If I ever see a dog like him crossing the street, I'm stepping on the gas, because the sooner I can eradicate this little bitch from being anybody else's problem, the better."
--> -- ''TheNostalgiaCritic'', on the TropeNamer

-> "Oh, Jar Jar. Everyone hates you but me."

->[[SpoonyBard Edward]] is possibly the most maligned character in ''FinalFantasy'', with the possible exceptions of maybe [[FinalFantasyIX Quina]] and [[FinalFantasyX "Jar Jar" Wakka]]. I don't see how anybody could have thought Edward might be a hit. "Okay," someone at Squaresoft must have said at a developers' meeting, "''FinalFantasyII''[='s=] weakest character was Gordon, and ''FinalFantasyIII''[='s=] most useless class was the Bard. You know what I think would be a good idea? COMBINING THEM."

->Finally, and most annoyingly, we have Chewbacca's son, Lumpy. You will soon learn to hate Lumpy. You'll hate him when he smiles, you'll hate him when he looks sad, you'll hate him when he growls, and you'll hate him when he watches his holographic Cirque de Soleil gymnasts. On an annoyance scale, think of Jar Jar Binks and every single Ewok rolled into one, then multiply that nightmare by 3,720. I mean, seriously - just look at him. Tell me you have ever, in your life, wanted to set fire to something more.

-> "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU. Okay, got that out of my system Much is Robin’s brother in this telling. A wise choice, as that’s the only possible explanation for why they’d keep someone this incompetent around for as long as they do, instead of leading him to a quiet spot in the woods, taking out their bows, and telling him about the rabbits. I’m not exaggerating. In one episode, Will idly refers to him as a ‘half-wit’, and he gets angry, pointing out that he may be a little slow on the uptake, but he’s no half-wit. And here I was thinking half was too generous. He’s also useless in a fight, usually getting backed into a corner and screaming for Robin or Nasir or someone to come save him. He falls asleep on guard duty, he lets prisoners escape, he gets captured 5 or 6 times in 24 episodes… I’d think that living in the woods as outlaws, having a dullard like him around would present a liability. But no, apparently survival is less important than having a mascot. Here’s a great illustration of his pointlessness. In the episode “The Betrayal”, a number of King John’s personal guard dress up as the outlaws and wreak havoc among the villages. There’s a fake Will, a fake John, a fake Tuck, a fake Nasir, and a fake Robin. Notice anything missing? Yeah, he’s so useless, he’s not even worth discrediting."

-> SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU. Okay, got that out of my system Much is Robin’s brother in this telling. A wise choice, as that’s the only possible explanation for why they’d keep someone this incompetent around for as long as they do, instead of leading him to a quiet spot in the woods, taking out their bows, and telling him about the rabbits. I’m not exaggerating. In one episode, Will idly refers to him as a ‘half-wit’, and he gets angry, pointing out that he may be a little slow on the uptake, but he’s no half-wit. And here I was thinking half was too generous. He’s also useless in a fight, usually getting backed into a corner and screaming for Robin or Nasir or someone to come save him. He falls asleep on guard duty, he lets prisoners escape, he gets captured 5 or 6 times in 24 episodes… I’d think that living in the woods as outlaws, having a dullard like him around would present a liability. But no, apparently survival is less important than having a mascot. Here’s a great illustration of his pointlessness. In the episode “The Betrayal”, a number of King John’s personal guard dress up as the outlaws and wreak havoc among the villages. There’s a fake Will, a fake John, a fake Tuck, a fake Nasir, and a fake Robin. Notice anything missing? Yeah, he’s so useless, he’s not even worth discrediting.
--> Brian Lynch, ''Under the Hood'', on the character of Much in ''RobinOfSherwood''