History Quotes / StraightGay

->''"The man is epic. [[RatedMForManly He's a man's man.]] It's incredible, I said that in chat, and a friend pointed out that he's actually gay. I didn't know that. As far as I'm concerned, that's rad...It's not news to me that gay guys can portray masculine better than most straight guys, I mean, heck, it's a survival instinct AND a cover story for some, but I have rarely been so fooled as I have been with Creator/JohnGlover, and the cool thing is, I don't think it's because he's hiding his sexuality, I think it's because he's an awesome actor."''

->''"I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood and find out that Creator/MrT is a faggot. Really, he be walkin' up to people going'' "'''HEY BOY, HEY BOY! YOU LOOK MIGHT' CUTE IN DEM JEANS. NOE C'MON OVER HERE AND FUCK ME IN DA ASS.'''""
-->--'''Creator/EddieMurphy''', ''Delirious'', (1983)

'''Leon''': Oh yeah, well think about it. [[StraightGay I hate to shop, I am absolutely insensitive, I detest Barbara Streisand, and for God's sake I'm a Republican!]]\\

--->'''Roseanne''': You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson.\\

->''"I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood and find out that Creator/MrT is a faggot. Really, he be walkin' up to people going'' "'''HEY BOY, HEY BOY! YOU LOOK MIGHT' CUTE IN DEM JEANS. NOE C'MON OVER HERE AND FUCK ME IN DA ASS.'''""''

->''"State Senator Jim Ferlo, the Pennsylvania State Senator who came out to the public during a press conference yesterday morning by basically blurting out, 'Yeah, I like dick AND?' ...Jim Ferlo spit out some 'We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it!' shit AND he quoted REOSpeedwagon. This is how it's done."''

-->--'''Prior Walter''', ''AngelsInAmerica'': ''Millennium Approaches''

-->-- '''Mr. Smith on his employer''', ''[[NeilGaiman Keepsakes and Treasures]]''

->'''Jay:''' Lots of stories about shower-molesting. Supposedly happening to [[Wrestling/LondonAndKendrick Paul London (a lot), Brian Kendrick]], and the [[Wrestling/JeffHardy Hardy]] [[Wrestling/MattHardy Boyz]], too.\\
'''V1:''' So what you're saying is that he likes long-haired pretty boys. '''A LOTTA HOMOSEXUAL SPIRIT IN 'ERE MAGGLE!'''
-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield, Ep. 39

->'''Jay:''' ''Lots'' of stories about shower-molesting. Supposedly happening to [[Wrestling/LondonAndKendrick Paul London (a lot), Brian Kendrick]], and the [[Wrestling/JeffHardy Hardy]] [[Wrestling/MattHardy Boyz]], too.\\
'''V1:''' So what you're saying is that he likes long-haired pretty boys. '''''A LOTTA HOMOSEXUAL SPIRIT IN 'ERE MAGGLE!'''''

'''V1:''' So what you're saying is he likes long-haired pretty boys. '''''A LOTTA HOMOSEXUAL SPIRIT IN 'ERE MAGGLE!'''''

-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on ''Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield, Ep. 39

->''"The man is epic. [[RatedMForManly He's a man's man.]] It's incredible, I said that in chat, and a friend pointed out that he's actually gay. I didn't know that. As far as I'm concerned, that's rad...It's not news to me that gay guys can portray masculine better than most straight guys, I mean, heck, it's a survival instinct AND a cover story for some, but I have rarely been so fooled as I have been with John Glover, and the cool thing is, I don't think it's because he's hiding his sexuality, I think it's because he's an awesome actor."''

->''"Lionel plays an INCREDIBLE slimeball. He nails his lines, delivers them perfectly, and manages to seem a wholly different character while shades of the same. The man is epic. [[RatedMForManly He's a man's man.]]\\\
It's incredible, I said that in chat, and a friend pointed out that he's actually gay. I didn't know that. As far as I'm concerned, that's rad...It's not news to me that gay guys can portray masculine better than most straight guys, I mean, heck, it's a survival instinct AND a cover story for some, but I have rarely been so fooled as I have been with John Glover, and the cool thing is, I don't think it's because he's hiding his sexuality, I think it's because he's an awesome actor."''

->"You don't notice anything. If I hadn't spent the last four years fellating you I'd swear you were straight."

->"''He is gay, guys. Only he doesn't talk about it all the time, on account of having interests outside of being gay?''"\\
--'''Ryan North''' on Utahraptor, ''Webcomic/DinosaurComics''[[note]]in title text for comic 1129.[[/note]]

--'''Ryan North''' on Utahraptor, ''DinosaurComics''[[note]]in title text for comic 1129.[[/note]]

--'''Ryan North''' on Utahraptor, ''DinosaurComics''[[hottip:*:in title text for comic 1129.]]

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