History Quotes / SnarkToSnarkCombat

->'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC: Identify yourself!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC: [[NoYou You will identify first.]]]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC: State your identity!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC: You will identify first.]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC:[[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason IDENTIFY!!]]]]\\

'''Cyberman:''' [[AC: ...and illogical, you will modify.]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC: Daleks do not take orders!]]\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:[[IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou You have identified as Daleks.]]]]\\

'''Cyberman:''' [[AC: Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant.]]\\
'''Dalek Thay:''' [[AC: Daleks have no concept of elegance!]] \\
'''Cyberman:''' [[AC:[[DeadpanSnarker This is obvious.]]]]\\

'''Cyber Leader:''' [[AC: Daleks be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC: This is not war, this is [[CurbStompBattle PEST CONTROL!]]]]\\
'''Cyber Leader:''' [[AC: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC: ...Four.]]\\
'''Cyber Leader:''' [[AC: You would destroy the Cybermen with ''four'' Daleks?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC: WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ''ONE'' DALEK! You are superior in only ''one'' respect!]]\\
'''Cyber Leader:''' [[AC:What is that?]]\\
'''Dalek Sec:''' [[AC: YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING!]]

-> '''Hiram Blythe:''' Black hole, did you see that?!\\

'''Player Character:''' The big ball of fire? No, totally missed it.\\

'''Player Character:''' The big ball of fire? No, totally missed it.
'''Hiram Blythe:''' Look, there's not enough room in this tower for two sarcastic hullheads. So one of us has to knock it off.\\

'''Hiram Blythe:''' Look, there's not enough room in this tower for two sarcastic hullheads. So one of us has to knock it off.

''(A screaming Calvin is chased by his bike, Calvin appears mangled in the final panel)''\\

'''The Doctor:''' You? I doubt it.

'''Ultimecia:''' You're so full of yourself you're bursting at the seams. It's no wonder everyone gives you a wide berth.\\

'''Ultimecia:''' [[TranquilFury Is that so.]] [[NotSoStoic Now I want those cavalier lips of yours kissing dirt.]]\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Castlevania}}''

'''Benedick''':What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?\\

-->--Creator/WilliamShakespeare, ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''

->'''The Doctor:''' We've got to find a way to turn this ship around.
->'''EMH Mark Two:''' (''smirks'') How? Waltz onto the bridge and take over the helm?
->'''The Doctor:''' Refresh my memory. Which of us has the terrible bedside manner?
->'''EMH Mark Two:''' You're not my patient.
->'''The Doctor:''' My first bit of good news.

->'''Doctor:''' Refresh my memory. Which of us has the terrible bedside manner?

'''Beatrice''': A dear happiness to women: they would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God
and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.\\

->'''Beatrice''': I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick: nobody marks you.\
'''Benedick''':What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?\
'''Beatrice''': Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick? Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come in her presence
'''Benedick''': Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart; for, truly, I love none.\

and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.\
'''Benedick''': God keep your ladyship still in that mind! so some gentleman or other shall 'scape a predestinate scratched face.\
'''Beatrice''': Scratching could not make it worse, an 'twere such a face as yours were.\
'''Benedick''': Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.\
'''Beatrice''': A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.\
'''Benedick''': I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and so good a continuer. But keep your way, i' God's name; I have done.\

->'''Chris:''' "What, you planning [[CatastrophicCountdown to go]] ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'' on the place?"\\
'''Rebecca:''' "Yeah! I mean, the place is still filled with T-virus samples."\\
'''Chris:''' "But wouldn't that do more harm than good, by releasing the T-virus into the air?"\\
'''Rebecca:''' "Okay, between the two us, [[TheMedic WHO]] [[LittleMissSnarker has the medical degree...?"]]\\
'''Chris:''' [[InsultBackfire "That doesn't automatically make you an expert on toxicology!"]]

->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI Shantotto]]:''' They forgot that since I'm on your team, we'll foil their crude scheme.
->'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Ultimecia]]:''' You think to keep the gate from being prised open?
->'''Shantotto:''' You've both the garb of a jester and the wit of one! I could laugh at you for days before being done. Now, be good boys and girls and lay your heads down to rest. Leave opening the gate to one who can do it with zest.
->'''Ultimecia:''' You wish to swoop in and steal our thunder?
->'''Shantotto:''' I'm saying I've made it my mission to bring your failed plan to fruition.
->'''Ultimecia:''' You're so full of yourself you're bursting at the seams. It's no wonder everyone gives you a wide berth.
->''([[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyII Firion]] exchange looks)''
->'''Shantotto:''' Confusing yourself with others now, are we? I can't fathom how wretched your life must be.
->''([[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyV Exdeath]] shift impatiently)''
->'''Ultimecia:''' My condolences on the loss of your hearing, but such is old age.
->'''Shantotto:''' More like your mind is so infantile that even listening proves a trial.
->'''Ultimecia:''' [[TranquilFury Is that so.]] [[NotSoStoic Now I want those cavalier lips of yours kissing dirt.]]
->'''Shantotto:''' In due time you shall come to rue, biting off more than you can chew.
->'''Ultimecia:''' Or you will rue misjudging me!
-->''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasyNT'', "Sorcerous Mudslinging"

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->'''Chris:''' "What, you planning [[CatastrophicCountdown to go]] ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'' on the place?"
->'''Rebecca:''' "Yeah! I mean, the place is still filled with T-virus samples."
->'''Chris:''' "But wouldn't that do more harm than good, by releasing the T-virus into the air?"
->'''Rebecca:''' "Okay, between the two us, [[TheMedic WHO]] [[LittleMissSnarker has the medical degree...?"]]
->'''Chris:''' [[InsultBackfire "That doesn't automatically make you an expert on toxicology!"]]

--> ''If a boss was proving hard I just cast a Jedi mind trick stun thing for a free hit and then keep dodging until I could shake off my magic wanker's cramp and repeat. Meanwhile the game watched uncomfortably from the sidelines, occasionally shouting "Hey, there's all these fancy oils you could be using to get this done about .4 percent more efficiently. Maybe you could craft some from the entire Hanging Gardens of Babylon's worth of random herbs and flowers you've got stuffed down your trousers?"''

--> ''"Got any upgrades for the basic healing potion?" I shout back.''

--> ''"Not presently, no," replies the game.''

--> ''"Then I'll stick with mashing quick attack if it's all the same to you."''

--> ''"Well, if that's your attitude, your sword just broke again, har har har." Oh, bloody hell.''