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->'''DO NOT DO THIS.'''

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->'''DO NOT DO THIS.'''->'''''[[red:"Do not do this."]]'''''
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->''The effects of this are random and mostly unpleasant – particularly [[LaserGuidedAmnesia the irrigo]]. But go on, don't you want to try it?''
-->-- '''Gaze into the [[FictionalColour Neathoscope]] note''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'', ''WesternAnimation/QuietPlease''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'', ''WesternAnimation/QuietPlease''''[[WesternAnimation/QuietPlease1945 Quiet Please!]]''
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->'''Tom''': (Reading note) "To Tom, my favorite cat, I leave my sole earthly possession... ''One Custard Pie?'' [[TemptingFate Let me have it!]]"\\
'''(Custard Pie gets thrown in Tom's face)'''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'', ''WesternAnimation/QuietPlease''

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-->-- '''Kakashi''', ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}''

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-->-- '''Kakashi''', ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}''''Manga/{{Naruto}}''


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->'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' ''"You owe me a dimensional check for 100 magic units! Your hero and his partner lost!"''\\
'''Batmite:''' ''"Oh, all right! Here...I signed it with my real name...the one I use in my own dimensional world!"''\\
'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' ''"Hmm...Your name is... Klt Pzy Xm? Yaaa! It's my name...in reverse! Whenever I say it backwards, I'm automatically returned to my own world! You tricked me!"''
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheSupergirlBatgirlPlot''

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(''Most of the students, [=SpongeBob=] included, resist; then...'')\\



(''the other students gasp; he goes to the box'')\\

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(''the other students and [=SpongeBob=] gasp; he goes to the box'')\\
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->'''Terra:''' Master Xehanort! Why?\\
'''Xehanort:''' χ-BLADE! (I am actually an evil guy.) χ-BLADE! (By the way, if you can, please visit the Keyblade Graveyard. [[BlatantLies It is most definitely not a trap.]])\\
''(SmashCut to Terra wandering around the Keyblade Graveyard)''\\
'''Terra:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why am I still listening to him?]]
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell Kingdom Hearts- Birth by Sleep in a Nutshell]]''
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(''[[{{NPC}} Gary]] [[ArtificialStupidity promptly walks up to the chest and opens it]]'')\\

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(''[[{{NPC}} (''[[NonPlayerCharacter Gary]] [[ArtificialStupidity promptly walks up to the chest and opens it]]'')\\
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-> I guess I got to thinking my brain was hosed either way so what the hell and i don’t know why but i just went ahead and did it - couldn't help myself really - [[OhCrap RESIST THE URGE]] - it’s clearly a [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow Fridge-class cognitohazard]] and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck already it’s starting to sink in]] so [[LaserGuidedAmnesia this horse pill]] better work right quick

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-> I guess I got to thinking my brain was hosed either way so what the hell and i don’t know why but i just went ahead and did it [read the SCP description] - couldn't help myself really - [[OhCrap RESIST THE URGE]] - it’s clearly a [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow Fridge-class cognitohazard]] and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck already it’s starting to sink in]] so [[LaserGuidedAmnesia this horse pill]] better work right quick
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-> I guess I got to thinking my brain was hosed either way so what the hell and i don’t know why but i just went ahead and did it - couldn't help myself really - [[OhCrap RESIST THE URGE]] - it’s clearly a [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow Fridge-class cognitohazard]] and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck already it’s starting to sink in]] so [[LaserGuidedAmnesia this horse pill]] better work right quick
-->--'''Researcher Andrews''', ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718 SCP-2718]]
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[[folder:Fairy Tales]]
->At last the third also came with the like intent, and the others screamed out, "Keep away; for goodness' sake keep away!" But she did not understand why she was to keep away. "The others are there," she thought, "I may as well be there too," and ran to them; but as soon as she had touched her sister, she remained sticking fast to her. So they had to spend the night with the goose.
-->-- "Literature/TheGoldenGoose"
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-->-- '''Kakashi''' to Naruto, ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}''

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-->-- '''Kakashi''' to Naruto, '''Kakashi''', ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}''


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->'''ComicBook/{{Superboy}}:''' Now I've seen everything! Nobody would deliberately put me on guard, by putting a sign like that on a real trap!\\
'''Narration:''' Curiously... Well, let's face it... Stupidly, the Boy of Steel enters the trap!\\
'''Superboy:''' It's... Kryptonite-lined! I--I'm p-passing out...\\
'''Lex Luthor:''' I captured Superboy through his sheer dumbness!
-->-- ''ComicBook/ActionComics'' #259

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' There is a girl there. A '''prisoner'''. Test subject. She needs our help.\\
'''ComicBook/{{Batgirl}}:''' And how'd you find out about her?\\
'''Supergirl:''' Long-distance telepathic transmission. Only I can hear her.\\
'''Batgirl:''' Ah, the old '''incarcerated psychic''' trick. If I had a nickel for every time--
-->-- ''ComicBook/EscapeFromThePhantomZone''
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->The younger girl skipped away. Jaune looked at the book. Out of curiosity, he opened it to page 56. Upon reading the first sentence, [[NoodleImplements which included his name]], he slammed it shut with his face red. "Well, I'm having nightmares tonight."

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->The younger girl skipped away. Jaune looked at the book. Out of curiosity, he opened it to page 56. Upon reading the first sentence, [[NoodleImplements which included his name]], name, he slammed it shut with his face red. "Well, I'm having nightmares tonight."



'''Himeko''': My mom's a book writer, and my dad directs movies. I know the... what's that word again, [[BuffySpeak the stuff that every writer seems to use]]? Anyway, dad and Aiko'neechan would sit and watch some really bad American horror films and make fun of them at the same time. If you want someone to investigate something, you hide it then call attention to the fact that you're hiding something.\\

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'''Himeko''': My mom's a book writer, and my dad directs movies. I know the... what's that word again, [[BuffySpeak the stuff that every writer seems to use]]? use? Anyway, dad and Aiko'neechan would sit and watch some really bad American horror films and make fun of them at the same time. If you want someone to investigate something, you hide it then call attention to the fact that you're hiding something.\\



->On the [[DeathWorld Pantheon Isles]] ... [[ProperlyParanoid never move]] without asking yourself, is this too easy?

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->On the [[DeathWorld Pantheon Isles]] ... [[ProperlyParanoid Isles ... never move]] move without asking yourself, is this too easy?
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->''The result will be by far the worst thing that can happen on this storylet. But aren't you curious?''
-->--''Videogame/FallenLondon'', letting you pick your death at sea [[EpicFail be as as ridiculous as possible]]

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-->--'''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''

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-->--'''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''

->'''Sergeant Roderick:''' Second rule, no eating in my class. (''pulls out a box of bon-bons'') Would anyone care for a bon-bon?\\
'''Student:''' Uh, I'll eat one!\\
(''the other students gasp; he goes to the box'')\\
'''Roderick:''' Pick your favorite.\\
(''the student picks one and eats it'')\\
'''Roderick:''' How's it taste?\\
'''Student:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's a delightful taste sensation!]]\\
'''Roderick:''' NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM! (''throws the student out one of the doors'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Mrs. Puff, You're Fired"
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->'''Leader Dodo''': Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely--\\
''' Crazy Dodo''': (''sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going'') INTRUDERS! INTRU--WAAAAAAH! (''trips and falls into crater; a sound of sizzling is heard'')\\
'''Dodo Students''': EEEEWWWW! OHHH!\\
'''Leader Dodo''': ...burn and die.
-->--''WesternAnimation/IceAge''
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-> ''At [[AmusementParkOfDoom Starr Park]], nothing could ever go wrong, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and why would it?]] Come closer and we'll show you.''
-->-- '''A plaque at Starr Park''', an "amusement park" that captured certain people and attempted to make them into a legion of [[SuperSoldiers Super Soldiers]], including the Brawlers, ''VideoGame/BrawlStars''
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->''To definitely chop your own head off, turn to page 137.''
-->--'''Fanfic/WelcomeToSandHands'''

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->'''Freakazoid''': Well, if it isn't--\\
'''Steph & kids''': '''NO!!!'''\\
'''Freakazoid''': What? I was just gonna say--\\
'''Steph & kids & Dr. Hanker''': '''NO!!!'''\\
'''Dr. Hanker''': Don't say it!!\\
'''Freakazoid''': Don't say what??\\
'''Steph''': Don't say his name!\\
'''Freakazoid''': You mean 'Don't say Candle Jack'?\\
''(One GilliganCut later, Freakazoid is tied up like the rest)''\\
'''Steph''': Freakazoid, why did you say his name...?
-->--'''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}''
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-->-- ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime''

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-->-- ''Discworld/ThiefOfTime''
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->''This alien artifact seems to be emitting an extraordinarily powerful suppression field, as if it were [[SealedEvilInACan keeping something very dangerous from awakening]]. Destroying it might have unexpected consequences, but [[ForScience would make for fascinating study]].''

->''Your chief science officer notes that opening it may be humanity-ending. One of your military advisers believes that [[GodzillaThreshold there's a chance humanity could hold this new threat at bay while it ravages the AI]]. Either way, things are likely to be... lively.''
-->--'''[[GrayGoo Nanocaust]] Suppression Field Emitter description''', ''[[Videogame/AIWarFleetCommand AI War 2]]''
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-->-- '''Tiara''', ''VideoGame/FairyFencerF''

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-->-- '''Tiara''', '''Tiara''' to Fang, ''VideoGame/FairyFencerF''
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
->"If the bait is obvious, don't take it."
-->-- '''Kakashi''' to Naruto, ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}''
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->"You still have much to learn about being a Fencer if you fell for such a cliche trick."
-->-- '''Tiara''', ''VideoGame/FairyFencerF''
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->'''Dana:''' ''<reading from Patience Buckner's diary>'' "I have found it. In the oldest books, the way of [[RevenantZombie saving our family]]. My good arm is hacked up and ate, so I hope this will be readable. That a believer will come and speak [[TomeOfEldritchLore this]] to our spirits. Then we will be restored and the great pain will return." And then... then there's [[CanisLatinicus something in Latin]].\\
'''Marty:''' Okay, [[GenreSavvy I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand]] here. [[OminousLatinChanting Do not read the Latin.]]
-->-- ''Film/TheCabinInTheWoods''
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->'''Kirito:''' Oh, wow. A ''single chest'' in an ''empty room''. [[SarcasmMode Yeah, this looks legit.]] Come on, guys, even we are not dumb enough to fall for this-\\

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->'''Kirito:''' Oh, wow. A ''single chest'' in an ''empty room''. [[SarcasmMode Yeah, this looks legit.]] Come on, guys, even we are we're not dumb enough to fall for this-\\
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-->'''Junior''': Hunter?\\

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-->'''Junior''': ->'''Junior''': Hunter?\\
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->-->'''Junior''': Hunter?\\

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->-->'''Junior''': -->'''Junior''': Hunter?\\

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->There's a stack of freshly-made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
-->-- '''Shrek''' to Donkey, ''WesternAnimation/ShrekForeverAfter''



->There's a stack of freshly-made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
-->-- '''Shrek''' to Donkey, ''WesternAnimation/ShrekForeverAfter''


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->There's a stack of freshly-made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
-->-- '''Shrek''' to Donkey, ''WesternAnimation/ShrekForeverAfter''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/Storks''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/Storks''-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Storks}}''

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