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Or wonder till it drives you mad\\
What would have happened if you had.''

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Or wonder till 'til it drives you mad\\
What would have happened followed if you had.''
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->Make your choice, adventurous stranger\\

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->Make ->''Make your choice, adventurous stranger\\



What would have happened if you had.

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What would have happened if you had.''
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(''Most of the students, [=SpongeBob=] included, resist; then...'')\\

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(''Most of the students, [=SpongeBob=] included, [[NobodysThatDumb SpongeBob included]], resist; then...'')\\
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->'''Taliesin:''' I love that you knew I was gonna do this.\\
'''Matt:''' I ''didn't!''\\
'''Taliesin:''' ...really? God, you just put a big red button in front of me!\\
'''Matt:''' Yeah, and a LOT of warnings!
-->-- ''WebVideo/CriticalRole'', "The Promise and the Price"
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'''([[PieToTheFace Custard Pie gets thrown in Tom's face]])'''

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'''([[PieToTheFace '''([[PieInTheFace Custard Pie gets thrown in Tom's face]])'''
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->''"There's always free cheese in a mousetrap."''
-->-- '''Longbaugh''', ''Film/TheWayOfTheGun''
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-->-- ''Videogame/FallenLondon'', right before that particular questline gets a hundred times more horrifying

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-->-- ''Videogame/FallenLondon'', ''VideoGame/FallenLondon'', right before that particular questline gets a hundred times more horrifying



-->--''Videogame/FallenLondon'', letting you pick your death at sea [[EpicFail be as as ridiculous as possible]]

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-->--''Videogame/FallenLondon'', -->--''VideoGame/FallenLondon'', letting you pick your death at sea [[EpicFail be and make it as as ridiculous as possible]]



-->-- '''Gaze into the [[FictionalColour Neathoscope]] note''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''

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-->-- '''Gaze into the [[FictionalColour Neathoscope]] note''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''
''VideoGame/FallenLondon''



-->-- Tooltip for [[DealWithTheDevil making a covenant]] with the [[EldritchAbomination End of the Cycle]], ''Videogame/{{Stellaris}}''

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-->-- Tooltip for [[DealWithTheDevil making a covenant]] with the [[EldritchAbomination End of the Cycle]], ''Videogame/{{Stellaris}}''
''VideoGame/{{Stellaris}}''



-->-- ''Videogame/StreetsOfRogue'', description for the CyanidePill

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-->-- ''Videogame/StreetsOfRogue'', ''VideoGame/StreetsOfRogue'', description for the CyanidePill



-->-- ''Videogame/TheLordOfTheRingsOnline'', description of the Barrow-Brie consumable

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-->-- ''Videogame/TheLordOfTheRingsOnline'', ''VideoGame/TheLordOfTheRingsOnline'', description of the Barrow-Brie consumable



->"Well, what jolly travelling companions are we? [[AffablyEvil Pleased to meet you; call me Patches]]. Oh, see that treasure over there? [[TooDumbToLive Go on and take it]]! [[BlatantLies My gift to you, just to show that we're friends]]".

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->"Well, what jolly travelling companions are we? [[AffablyEvil Pleased to meet you; call me Patches]]. Oh, see that treasure over there? [[TooDumbToLive Go on and take it]]! [[BlatantLies My gift to you, just to show that we're friends]]".friends]]."



'''(Custard Pie gets thrown in Tom's face)'''

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'''(Custard '''([[PieToTheFace Custard Pie gets thrown in Tom's face)'''face]])'''
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->'''Announcer:''' Need a quick piss-me-up? Consider breaking and entering this haunted house!\\
'''Scott:''' Huh. I dunno, that seems a bit too by-the-numbers for me.\\
'''Announcer:''' People who talk about stupid Nintendo games beware!\\
'''Scott:''' Now we’re talking, that’s the perfect way to scare the piss! And out of me as well!
-->-- ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'', ''VideoGame/NightTrap'' review
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'''Banjo''': '''Yep, we'll have the game finished in no time!'''\\

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'''Banjo''': '''Yep, Yep, we'll have the game finished in no time!'''\\time!\\
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->'''Kazooie''': Hey look Banjo, there's another Jiggy! This is just too easy!\\
'''Banjo''': '''Yep, we'll have the game finished in no time!'''\\
''(Door closes behind them, Targitzan rises up with the Jiggy on his head)''\\
'''Targitzan''': Halt, mortal! Thought you'd get another Jiggy that easily, huh?
-->--''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''
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-->-- '''Patches the Hyena''', right before he leaves you for dead to a bearbug, ''VideoGame/DemonSouls''

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-->-- '''Patches the Hyena''', right before he leaves you for dead to a bearbug, ''VideoGame/DemonSouls''
''VideoGame/DemonsSouls''



'''Ren''': That's just it - ''we don't know!'' [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Maaaybe something bad.]] [[TemptingFate Maaaaybe something good.]]

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'''Ren''': That's just it - ''we don't know!'' [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Maaaybe something bad.]] [[TemptingFate Maaaaybe something good.]]
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-->--''WesternAnimation/IceAge''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/IceAge''
-->--''WesternAnimation/IceAge1''
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->'''Mr. Wolf:''' That's strange, why would Marmalade leave the Golden Dolphin unprotected?\\
'''Diane:''' Because ''maybe'' it's a trap.\\
'''Mr. Wolf:''' [[StickyFingers Or maaayyybbbeeee....]]\\
''(Wolf touching the Golden Dolphin unleashes a powerful electric shock that knocks out him and Diane)''\\
'''Mr. Wolf:''' ''(now tied up with Diane)'' Yeah, it was a trap.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheBadGuys2022''
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->''"If you want to see him [[UnstoppableRage blow his top]], try calling him "Stumpy". Go on. Try it."''
-->-- The FlavourText for Captain Combustible, ''VideoGame/PlantsVsZombiesHeroes''
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->''"...though, human, this can is obviously a trap, yeah? ...Let's rather not touch this!"''
-->-- '''Puro''', ''VideoGame/{{Changed}}''
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-->--'''Researcher Andrews''', ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718 SCP-2718]]

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-->--'''Researcher Andrews''', ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', ''Website/SCPFoundation'', [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718 SCP-2718]]
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->'''Ernst Stavro Blofeld:''' What makes you think that M, the head of British intelligence, will oblige you by falling in with your plan?\\
'''Kronsteen:''' For the simple reason that this is so obviously a trap. My reading of the British mentality is that they always treat a trap as a challenge.
-->-- ''Film/FromRussiaWithLove''
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->''"There ''is'' no [[ConvenientlyInterruptedDocument last page]], by the way. No Jovat Kazran, either. I have ''dozens'' of those journals hidden away in "secret" places. They're like a ''siren'' for alchemists. You idiots have a knack for hunting them out. But with a little ''nudge'' in the right direction, you do make some ''ingenious'' toys."''
-->-- '''Enigma''', the ''VideoGame/DOTA2'' tie-in comic [[https://www.dota2.com/thesummoning/ "The Summoning"]]
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->"What, you again? Well, well! You've been a stranger. [[LaughablyEvil Ah good to see you're well, mate]]. Oh, right, you came at the perfect time. There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole. I found it first, but... well, we're friends now. I'll split it with you! In any case, have a look, it'll shimmer you blind! Heh heh heh... ".
-->-- '''[[LegacyCharacter Trusty Patches]]''', right before he kicks you off a cliff into a dark chasm, ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI''

->"What, you again? Well, well! You've been a stranger. Ah good to see you're well, mate. Oh, right, you came at the perfect time. There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole. I found it first, but... well, we're friends now. I'll split it with you! In any case, have a look, it'll shimmer you blind! Heh heh heh... ".
-->-- '''[[LegacyCharacter Trusty Patches]]''', right before he kicks you off a cliff into a dark chasm, ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI''
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->"Well, what jolly travelling companions are we? [[AffablyEvil Pleased to meet you; call me Patches]]. Oh, see that treasure over there? [[TooDumbToLive Go on and take it]]! [[BlatantLies My gift to you, just to show that we're friends]]".
-->-- '''Patches the Hyena''', right before he leaves you for dead to a bearbug, ''VideoGame/DemonSouls''

->"What, you again? Well, well! You've been a stranger. Ah good to see you're well, mate. Oh, right, you came at the perfect time. There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole. I found it first, but... well, we're friends now. I'll split it with you! In any case, have a look, it'll shimmer you blind! Heh heh heh... ".
-->-- '''[[LegacyCharacter Trusty Patches]]''', right before he kicks you off a cliff into a dark chasm, ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI''

->"What, you again? Well, well! You've been a stranger. [[LaughablyEvil Ah good to see you're well, mate]]. Oh, right, you came at the perfect time. There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole. I found it first, but... well, we're friends now. I'll split it with you! In any case, have a look, it'll shimmer you blind! Heh heh heh... ".
-->-- '''[[LegacyCharacter Trusty Patches]]''', right before he kicks you off a cliff into a dark chasm, ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI''

->"What, you again? Well, well! You've been a stranger. Ah good to see you're well, mate. Oh, right, you came at the perfect time. There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole. I found it first, but... well, we're friends now. I'll split it with you! In any case, have a look, it'll shimmer you blind! Heh heh heh... ".
-->-- '''[[LegacyCharacter Trusty Patches]]''', right before he kicks you off a cliff into a dark chasm, ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI''

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->'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' ''"You owe me a dimensional check for 100 magic units! Your hero and his partner lost!"''\\
'''Batmite:''' ''"Oh, all right! Here...I signed it with my real name...the one I use in my own dimensional world!"''\\
'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' ''"Hmm...Your name is... Klt Pzy Xm? Yaaa! It's my name...in reverse! Whenever I say it backwards, I'm automatically returned to my own world! You tricked me!"''

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->'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' ''"You You owe me a dimensional check for 100 magic units! Your hero and his partner lost!"''\\
lost!\\
'''Batmite:''' ''"Oh, Oh, all right! Here...I signed it with my real name...the one I use in my own dimensional world!"''\\
world!\\
'''Mr. Mxyzptlk:''' ''"Hmm...Hmm...Your name is... Klt Pzy Xm? Yaaa! It's my name...in reverse! Whenever I say it backwards, I'm automatically returned to my own world! You tricked me!"''me!


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->'''The Cat:''' Call me paranoid, but you don't think those were those Psiren dude things, do you?\\
''(Lister, Kryten and Rimmer nod)''\\
'''The Cat:''' Even the brunette?\\
''(they nod again)''\\
'''The Cat:''' If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a cold shower in liquid oxygen.\\
'''Rimmer:''' Well, if that's the best they can throw at us I hardly think we're in any danger of being bewitched.\\
'''Kryten:''' If I may, sir, that was merely the level of sophistication required to ensnare [[TheDitz the Cat]]. And it ''worked''. Had we not been here to stop him he would now be stumbling around on one of those asteroids without a brain trying to write "oh, boy was I suckered!" with his own intestinal tract.
-->--''Series/RedDwarf'', "Psirens"

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