History Quotes / SchmuckBait

->'''Budnick''': You can trash whatever you want to trash, destroy whatever you want to destroy and nobody will punish you or bother you you'll have complete freedom.

->'''Budnick''': The only way you will be punished is if you push that little red button over there but you will only be bringing the punishment on yourself.

->'''Budnick''': You'll find out but don't say I didn't warn you.

->'''Capt. Amazing:''' Oh looky here, a multi frequency radio detonator. You should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.\\

''* puff of smoke goes off in Captain Amazing's face* ''\\
'''Capt. Amazing:''' ''* sniffs* '' Yuck.\\
'''Casanova Frankenstein:''' It's a cholorform-deploying portable enticement snare.\\
''* Captain Amazing nods in confusion and both foes stare at each other in silence momentarily* ''\\
'''Capt. Amazing:''' ''* sniffs* '' Ah, dang!\\

->'''Hermione''':This isn't a movie or a book, Himeko.

->'''Ren''': See this button? '''''[[DontTouchItYouIdiot DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!]]'''''\\

->'''Night Master''': Meet me here after your master is asleep>

->That was the first I ever heard of shadowed Innsmouth. Any reference to a town not shewn on common maps or listed in recent guide-books would have interested me, and the agent’s odd manner of allusion roused something like real curiosity. A town able to inspire such dislike in its neighbours, I thought, must be at least rather unusual, and worthy of a tourist’s attention.

->That was the first I ever heard of shadowed Innsmouth. Any reference to a town not shewn on common maps or listed in recent guide-books would have interested me, and the agent’s odd manner of allusion roused something like real curiosity. A town able to inspire such dislike in its neighbours, I thought, must be at least rather unusual, and worthy of a tourist’s attention.
-->-- HPLovecraft, ''TheShadowOverInnsmouth''

-->--{{Creator/Tailsteak}}, [[TheRant commenting]] on ''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup''

-->-- '''The same tablet''', when read a second time

->''Make your choice, adventerous stranger''

-->-- [[Discworld/ThiefOfTime Thief Of Time]], 26th {{Discworld}} novel

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->Make the choice, adventurous stranger
->Strike the bell, and bide the danger
->Or wonder, till it drives you mad
->What would have followed if you had
-->-- ''[[TheMagiciansNephew The Magician's Nephew]]'' (book 6 of "TheChroniclesOfNarnia"), by C.S Lewis

-->-- An inscription on a pedestal with a small bell and hammer on it, from ''TheMagiciansNephew''. [[SealedEvilInACan You don't want to know]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero what happens if]] [[WhatAnIdiot you hit the bell]].

''Make your choice, adventerous stranger''
''Strike the bell and bide the danger''
''Or wonder till it drives you mad''
''What would have happened if you had''

''Make your choice, adventerous stranger//
Strike the bell and bide the danger//
Or wonder till it drives you mad//
What would have happened if you had//

->-- ''Fanfic/RibbonAndStone''

-->Vivian, ''TheYoungOnes''

->Sucker!

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->''Make your choice, adventurous stranger''
->''Strike the bell and bide the danger''
->''Or wonder 'till it drives you mad''
->''What would have followed if you had.''
-->-- ''TheMagiciansNephew''

->'''Himeko''': My mom's a book writer, and my dad directs movies. I know the... what's that word again, the stuff that every writer seems to use? Anyway, dad and Aiko'neechan would sit and watch some really bad American horror films and make fun of them at the same time. If you want someone to investigate something, you hide it then call attention to the fact that you're hiding something.

->What would have happened if you had

-->--[[http://sonichu.thecomicseries.com/comics/14 "Sonichu Is Dead, Chapter 14"

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