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'''Joey:''' Heh heh. Ross, they're gonna ''kill'' you.

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'''Joey:''' Heh heh. Ross, (''chuckles'') they're gonna ''kill'' you.
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->'''Joey:''' Right here, this is a "scrum," okay. It's kinda like a huddle.\\
'''Ross:''' And is a "hum" kinda like a "scruddle"? Heh.\\
'''Joey:''' Heh heh. Ross, they're gonna ''kill'' you.
-->--''Series/{{Friends}}'', [[Recap/FriendsS4E15TheOneWithAllTheRugby "The One With All The Rugby"]]

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->Rugby is a game where large men run at each other and then stomp on each other with spiked boots for 80 minutes.
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}'''

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->Rugby Union is a game where large men run at each other and then stomp on each other with spiked boots for 80 minutes.
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}'''
'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', "[[https://www.cracked.com/article_14982_the-9-manliest-names-in-world.html The 9 Manliest Names in the World]]"
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-> '''Bill Mclaren:''' ''"Mercy me, that could've put him in Ward 4."''\\
'''Bill Beaumont:''' ''"I hope not Bill, that's a Maternity Ward."''

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-> '''Bill Mclaren:''' ''"Mercy Mercy me, that could've put him in Ward 4."''\\
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'''Bill Beaumont:''' ''"I I hope not not, Bill, that's a Maternity Ward."''maternity ward.
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-->-- '''Commentary exerpt from ''Jonah Lomu Rugby'' (Playstation 1), and origin of the Ward 4 joke on the main page'''.


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-->-- '''Commentary exerpt from ''Jonah Lomu Rugby'' (Playstation 1), and origin of the Ward 4 joke on the main page'''.

''VideoGame/JonahLomuRugby''

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->'''Sousuke:''' What is our specialty, ladies?!\\

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->'''Sousuke:''' ->'''[[DrillSergeantNasty Sousuke:]]''' What is our specialty, ladies?!\\ladies?!\\
'''[[BrainwashedAndCrazy Team:]]''' KILL! KILL! KILL!\\
'''Sousuke:''' What is our goal in this game?!\\



'''Sousuke:''' What is our goal in this game?!\\
'''Team:''' KILL! KILL! KILL!\\

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-> '''Bill Mclaren:''' ''"Mercy me, that could've put him in Ward 4."''\\
'''Bill Beaumont:''' ''"I hope not Bill, that's a Maternity Ward."''
-->-- '''Commentary exerpt from ''Jonah Lomu Rugby'' (Playstation 1), and origin of the Ward 4 joke on the main page'''.

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-->-- '''Creator/Spike Milligan''' [[note]]reflecting on being "volunteered" to play for a Royal Artillery side that was stomped flat by seven-foot tall and four-feet wide Welsh Guardsmen[[/note]].

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-->-- '''Creator/Spike Milligan''' '''Creator/SpikeMilligan''' [[note]]reflecting on being "volunteered" to play for a Royal Artillery side that was stomped flat by seven-foot tall and four-feet wide Welsh Guardsmen[[/note]].






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--> ...I never played again. Nobody should play rugby. Rugby is a game for watching.

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--> ...-> ...I never played again. Nobody should play rugby. Rugby is a game for watching.

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->''In football, you spend 90 minutes pretending you're injured. In rugby, you spend 80 minutes pretending you aren't.''

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->''In football, you spend 90 minutes pretending you're injured. In rugby, you spend 80 minutes pretending you aren't.''


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->''In football, you spend 90 minutes pretending you're injured. In rugby, you spend 80 minutes pretending you aren't.''


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--> I never played again. Nobody should play rugby. Rugby is a game for watching.
-->-- Creator/Spike Milligan [[note]]reflecting on being "volunteered" to play for a Royal Artillery side that was stomped flat by seven-foot tall and four-feet wide Welsh Guardsmen[[/note]].

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--> --> ...I never played again. Nobody should play rugby. Rugby is a game for watching.
-->-- Creator/Spike Milligan '''Creator/Spike Milligan''' [[note]]reflecting on being "volunteered" to play for a Royal Artillery side that was stomped flat by seven-foot tall and four-feet wide Welsh Guardsmen[[/note]].
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--> I never played again. Nobody should play rugby. Rugby is a game for watching.
-->-- Creator/Spike Milligan [[note]]reflecting on being "volunteered" to play for a Royal Artillery side that was stomped flat by seven-foot tall and four-feet wide Welsh Guardsmen[[/note]].
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->''In football, you spend 90 minutes pretending you're injured. In rugby, you spend 80 minutes pretending you aren't.''
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->'''Sousuke:''' What is our specialty, ladies?!\\
'''Team:''' KILL! KILL! KILL!\\
'''Sousuke:''' What is our goal in this game?!\\
'''Team:''' KILL! KILL! KILL!\\
'''Sousuke:''' DO WE LOVE OUR SCHOOL?! DO WE LOVE OUR RUGBY CLUB?!\\
'''Team:''' [[GratuitousEnglish GUNG HO! GUNG HO! GUNG HO!]]
-->--''Anime/FullMetalPanicFumoffu''
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-->-- '''Anonymous'''[[note]] For the record, as noted by {{QI}}, the story is false, rugby being a ''much'' older game.[[/note]]

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-->-- '''Anonymous'''[[note]] For the record, as noted by {{QI}}, Series/{{QI}}, the story is false, rugby being a ''much'' older game.[[/note]]
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->"[[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball Football]] is a game for gentlemen, played by ruffians, and Rugby is a game for ruffians, played by gentlemen."

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->"[[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball Football]] is a game for gentlemen, played by ruffians, [[FootballHooligans ruffians]], and Rugby is a game for ruffians, played by gentlemen."
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->"[[TheBeautifulGame Football]] is a game for gentlemen, played by ruffians, and Rugby is a game for ruffians, played by gentlemen."

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->"[[TheBeautifulGame ->"[[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball Football]] is a game for gentlemen, played by ruffians, and Rugby is a game for ruffians, played by gentlemen."
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-> "Rugby is a good occasion for keeping [[KidsAreCruel thirty bullies]] [[{{Delinquents}} far from the center of the city]]."

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-> "Rugby is a good occasion for keeping [[KidsAreCruel thirty [[TheBully bullies]] [[{{Delinquents}} far from the center of the city]].city."
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-->-- '''[[TheBigGuy Obelix]]''', ''{{Asterix}} in Britain''

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-->-- '''[[TheBigGuy Obelix]]''', ''{{Asterix}} ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}} in Britain''

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-->-- '''Creator/PGWodehouse''', "[[Literature/JeevesAndWooster The Ordeal of Young Tuppy]]"

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-->-- '''Creator/PGWodehouse''', "[[Literature/JeevesAndWooster The Ordeal of Young Tuppy]]"
Tuppy]]"

->Rugby is a game where large men run at each other and then stomp on each other with spiked boots for 80 minutes.
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}'''

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-->-- '''OscarWilde'''

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-->-- '''OscarWilde'''
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-> "Rugby is a good occasion for keeping [[KidsAreCruel thirty bullies]] [[{{Delinquents}} far from the center of the city]]."
-->-- '''Creator/OscarWilde'''
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-->-- '''Anonymous'''[[hottip:*: For the record, as noted by {{QI}}, the story is false, rugby being a ''much'' older game.]]

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-->-- '''Anonymous'''[[hottip:*: '''Anonymous'''[[note]] For the record, as noted by {{QI}}, the story is false, rugby being a ''much'' older game.]]
[[/note]]
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-->-- '''Creator/PGWodehouse''', ''Right Ho, Jeeves!''

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-->-- '''Creator/PGWodehouse''', ''Right Ho, Jeeves!''
"[[Literature/JeevesAndWooster The Ordeal of Young Tuppy]]"
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-->-- '''PGWodehouse''', ''Right Ho, Jeeves!''

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-->-- '''PGWodehouse''', '''Creator/PGWodehouse''', ''Right Ho, Jeeves!''
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->"[[TheBeautifulGame Football]] is a game for gentlemen, played by ruffians, and Ruby is a game for ruffians, played by gentlemen."

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->"[[TheBeautifulGame Football]] is a game for gentlemen, played by ruffians, and Ruby Rugby is a game for ruffians, played by gentlemen."



->" ... each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellowman which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench.

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->" ...-> ... each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellowman which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench.
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->" ... each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellowman which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench.
-->-- '''PGWodehouse''', ''Right Ho, Jeeves!''
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->"[[TheBeautifulGame Football]] is a game for gentlemen, played by ruffians, and Ruby is a game for ruffians, played by gentlemen."
-->-- '''OscarWilde'''
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->"We must bring this lovely game back to Gaul!"
-->-- '''[[TheBigGuy Obelix]]''', ''{{Asterix}} in Britain''

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