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-> "[[HordeOfAlienLocusts Event crisis.199]], [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace event crisis.1000]], [[RobotWar event crisis.2000]]. See you all in super-hell!"

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-> "[[HordeOfAlienLocusts ->"[[HordeOfAlienLocusts Event crisis.199]], [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace event crisis.1000]], [[RobotWar event crisis.2000]]. See you all in super-hell!"



-> ''Disclaimer: Creator/WizardsOfTheCoast does not officially endorse the following tactics: (...) When all else fails, roll a bunch of dice behind your screen, study them for a moment with a look of deep concern mixed with regret, and announce that Tiamat swoops from the sky and attacks.
--> TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons 5th Edition Dungeon Master's Guide

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-> ''Disclaimer: ->''Disclaimer: Creator/WizardsOfTheCoast does not officially endorse the following tactics: (...) When all else fails, roll a bunch of dice behind your screen, study them for a moment with a look of deep concern mixed with regret, and announce that Tiamat swoops from the sky and attacks.
--> TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragonsFifthEdition 5th Edition Dungeon Edition]] ''Dungeon Master's GuideGuide''

->If you would like your group to roll up new Characters, nothing makes a more exciting end than adding a Chaos Dragon to the mix.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay'': ''Tome of Corruption''
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-->-- '''the Not-God King Supreme:''',''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', "Special 7: Space Game Pain"

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-->-- '''the Not-God King Supreme:''',''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', Supreme''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', "Special 7: Space Game Pain"
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'''Aeris:''' Absolutely not.\\

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'''Aeris:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Absolutely not.not]].\\
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'''Aeris:''' "bsolutely not.\\

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'''Aeris:''' "bsolutely Absolutely not.\\
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— TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons 5th Edition Dungeon Master's Guide

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--> TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons 5th Edition Dungeon Master's Guide
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-->-- '''the Not-God King Supreme:''',''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', "Special 7: Space Game Pain"

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-->-- '''the Not-God King Supreme:''',''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', "Special 7: Space Game Pain"Pain"

-> ''Disclaimer: Creator/WizardsOfTheCoast does not officially endorse the following tactics: (...) When all else fails, roll a bunch of dice behind your screen, study them for a moment with a look of deep concern mixed with regret, and announce that Tiamat swoops from the sky and attacks.
— TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons 5th Edition Dungeon Master's Guide
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->'''[[TheLoonie Krakus]]:''' I roll to collect the dragon's duuuuuuuung!\\
'''Magnus:''' ...[[DownplayedTrope You immediately fall over.]]\\
'''Krakus:''' (faceplants)
-->--''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', "Special 6: Tabletop Adventures"
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-> [[HordeOfAlienLocusts "Event crisis.199"]], [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace "event crisis.1000"]], [[RobotWar "event crisis.2000"]]. See you all in super-hell!

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-> [[HordeOfAlienLocusts "Event "[[HordeOfAlienLocusts Event crisis.199"]], 199]], [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace "event event crisis.1000"]], 1000]], [[RobotWar "event event crisis.2000"]]. 2000]]. See you all in super-hell!super-hell!"
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-->'''Not-God King Supreme:''' [[HordeOfAlienLocusts "Event crisis.199"]], [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace "event crisis.1000"]], [[RobotWar "event crisis.2000"]]. See you all in super-hell!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', "Special 7: Space Game Pain"

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-->'''Not-God King Supreme:''' -> [[HordeOfAlienLocusts "Event crisis.199"]], [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace "event crisis.1000"]], [[RobotWar "event crisis.2000"]]. See you all in super-hell!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', '''the Not-God King Supreme:''',''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', "Special 7: Space Game Pain"
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-->-- '''Comic Book Guy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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-->-- '''Comic Book Guy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->'''Not-God King Supreme:''' [[HordeOfAlienLocusts "Event crisis.199"]], [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace "event crisis.1000"]], [[RobotWar "event crisis.2000"]]. See you all in super-hell!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', "Special 7: Space Game Pain"
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'''Legolas:''' You're not the only one who hates this campaign, you know.'\

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'''Legolas:''' You're not the only one who hates this campaign, you know.'\\\
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->''"You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The end."''
-->--'''Rodrick''', ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''

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->''"You and ->''"Just for that, your group of nerds fall entire party falls into a pit and it's full of dynamite and hell. Roll to see how painfully you blow up. The end.die."''
-->--'''Rodrick''', ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''-->-- '''Comic Book Guy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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->'''[=PeeJee=]''': ''Aubrey, I'm going to have to ask you to explain why you just [[GroinAttack stabbed the king in the groin]] -- and by explain, I mean "explain in a way that makes some fucking sense."''\\
'''[[CloudCuckoolander Aubrey]]''': ''Oh yeah. I probably should have told you this during character creation, but Aubridawn is actually [[TheMole a double agent]] for a little-known race of underground mole-people known as the Doomlocks, who are bent on subjugation of the impudent surface people. My whole involvement with this mission was just an excuse to get close to the king and assassinate him in his own court as a strike to shatter the confidence of the surface dwellers. That's okay, right?''\\
'''[=PeeJee=]''': ''You know what? Fuck it. Rocks fall and everyone dies.'' \\
'''Kim''': ''But the kingdom is seated on a featureless plain. Where do--?''\\
'''[=PeeJee=]''': '''''[[TropeNamer ROCKS FALL! EVERYONE DIES!]]'''''\\
'''Aubrey''': ''[[AllAccordingToPlan Ah, the Doomlock aerial boulder squad strikes!]]''
-->--'''''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''''', "[=PeeJee=] & Dragons Pt. 6"

->'''Aragorn:''' ''[[CatchPhrase I hate this campaign]] so much.''\\
'''Legolas:''' ''You're not the only one who hates this campaign, you know.''\\
'''Aragorn:''' ''You don't understand. I'm wearing boots of +3 to hating this campaign.''\\
'''Legolas:''' ''Oh yeah? Well I have ten ranks in the "Hating This Campaign" skill.''\\
'''DM:''' ''Are you guys about done?''\\
'''Gimli:''' ''I just rolled a one on my saving throw vs. hating this campaign.''\\
'''DM:''' '''''DO YOU MIND? CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS?'''''\\

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->'''[=PeeJee=]''': ''Aubrey, Aubrey, I'm going to have to ask you to explain why you just [[GroinAttack stabbed the king in the groin]] -- and by explain, I mean "explain in a way that makes some fucking sense."''\\
"\\
'''[[CloudCuckoolander Aubrey]]''': ''Oh Oh yeah. I probably should have told you this during character creation, but Aubridawn is actually [[TheMole a double agent]] for a little-known race of underground mole-people known as the Doomlocks, who are bent on subjugation of the impudent surface people. My whole involvement with this mission was just an excuse to get close to the king and assassinate him in his own court as a strike to shatter the confidence of the surface dwellers. That's okay, right?''\\
right?\\
'''[=PeeJee=]''': ''You You know what? Fuck it. Rocks fall and everyone dies.'' \\
'''Kim''': ''But But the kingdom is seated on a featureless plain. Where do--?''\\
do--?\\
'''[=PeeJee=]''': '''''[[TropeNamer '''[[TropeNamer ROCKS FALL! EVERYONE DIES!]]'''''\\
DIES!]]'''\\
'''Aubrey''': ''[[AllAccordingToPlan [[AllAccordingToPlan Ah, the Doomlock aerial boulder squad strikes!]]''
-->--'''''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''''',
strikes!]]
-->--''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'',
"[=PeeJee=] & Dragons Pt. 6"

->'''Aragorn:''' ''[[CatchPhrase [[CatchPhrase I hate this campaign]] so much.''\\
\\
'''Legolas:''' ''You're You're not the only one who hates this campaign, you know.''\\
'\
'''Aragorn:''' ''You You don't understand. I'm wearing boots of +3 to hating this campaign.''\\
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'''Legolas:''' ''Oh Oh yeah? Well I have ten ranks in the "Hating This Campaign" skill.''\\
\\
'''DM:''' ''Are Are you guys about done?''\\
done?\\
'''Gimli:''' ''I I just rolled a one on my saving throw vs. hating this campaign.''\\
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'''DM:''' '''''DO '''DO YOU MIND? CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS?'''''\\THIS?'''\\



'''DM:''' ''All done now? Good. The dark door gapes before you like the mouth of night-''\\
'''Gimli:''' ''At last level up I took the feat: "Improved Hating This Campaign".''\\
'''DM:''' ''Rocks fall. Everyone dies.''
-->--'''''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings''''', "A Subtle Hint"

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'''DM:''' ''All All done now? Good. The dark door gapes before you like the mouth of night-''\\
night-\\
'''Gimli:''' ''At At last level up I took the feat: "Improved Hating This Campaign".''\\
\\
'''DM:''' ''Rocks Rocks fall. Everyone dies.''
-->--'''''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings''''',
dies.
-->--''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings'',
"A Subtle Hint"



->(Nova Produces her cellphone).\\

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->(Nova Produces produces her cellphone).\\cellphone.)\\



->'''Leo:''' "I tie the rat's tail to the stick."\\
'''Aeris:''' "...[[FlatWhat what]]?"\\
'''Leo:''' "It's a rat-flail!"\\
'''Aeris:''' "Absolutely not."\\
'''Leo:''' "Aw come on, it's '''awesome'''!"\\
'''Aeris:''' "No, it's retarded."\\
'''Leo:''' "Pulleeez?"\\
'''Aeris:''' "FINE! The dead rat gives you the plague and you die!"\\
'''Ternaldo:''' "Can I have his items?"\\
'''Krug:''' "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Krug...choking...on...skittles...]]"\\
'''Aeris:''' "No you can't have the rat-flail! You know what? You die too! You all fucking DROP DEAD!"

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->'''Leo:''' "I I tie the rat's tail to the stick."\\
\\
'''Aeris:''' ...[[FlatWhat what]]?\\
'''Leo:''' It's a rat-flail!\\
'''Aeris:''' "...[[FlatWhat what]]?"\\
"bsolutely not.\\
'''Leo:''' "It's a rat-flail!"\\
Aw come on, it's '''awesome'''!\\
'''Aeris:''' "Absolutely not."\\
No, it's retarded.\\
'''Leo:''' "Aw come on, it's '''awesome'''!"\\
Pulleeez?\\
'''Aeris:''' "No, it's retarded."\\
'''Leo:''' "Pulleeez?"\\
'''Aeris:''' "FINE!
FINE! The dead rat gives you the plague and you die!"\\
die!\\
'''Ternaldo:''' "Can Can I have his items?"\\
items?\\
'''Krug:''' "[[ItMakesSenseInContext [[ItMakesSenseInContext Krug...choking...on...skittles...]]"\\
]]\\
'''Aeris:''' "No No you can't have the rat-flail! You know what? You die too! You all fucking DROP DEAD!"DEAD!

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