History Quotes / NominalHero

-->-- '''Morty Smith''' describing '''Rick Sanchez''', ''WesternAmination/RickAndMorty''

->''"Shadow is always on the prowl for dangers to the world. While he has no love for it or its people, they were cherished by his one friend: the late Maria Robotnik (Dr. Eggman’s cousin). He protects Earth in honor of her memory; willing to do anything, and fight anyone, to ensure no one threatens the world Maria cherished."''
-->-- English ''Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog'' [[https://sonicthehedgehog.com/fastfriendsforever/ website's]] character profile for [[Characters/SonicTheHedgehogShadowTheHedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog]]

-->-- ''SÜPER'', by Corey Redekop

-->--'''Hades''', ''VideoGame/{{Hades}}''

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->''Frankly, most of your name-brand heroes are, for lack of a better term, utter assholes, and The Reckoning is an A-Number-One poopchute. ''[...]'' By way of example, do you all recall the death of Major Proton? In truth, he was ''not'' slain in mortal combat with Teminatrobot, that was only a cover story. Some years back, one of our residents removed one of [=PorcuPinenut=]'s quills from the Major's thigh and called him a... what was it again, Colonel? Yes, "big baby," when he cried. Major Proton [[DisproportionateRetribution transmuted the doctor into a]] [[AndIMustScream sentient rod of fissionable uranium-235]] and stormed out in a huff. [[{{Understatement}} That was quite the day]].''

-->--'''Hades''', ''Videogame/{{Hades}}''

'''Sylvanas Windrunner:''' Isn't it obvious, Warchief? [[WithFriendsLikeThese I serve the Horde.]]
-->--''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft: Cataclysm''

-->--'''[[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Asagi Asagiri]]''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->''"Don't get me wrong. I will not claim to be a good person – I assure you I am not. That said, you are likely to discover I am a proud man. I would consider it a catastrophic failure on my part if this city did not thrive under my rule, a tremendous blow to my ego."''

-->--'''Franchise/SherlockHolmes''', ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'', "The Reichenbach Fall"

->Frankly, most of your name-brand heroes are, for lack of a better term, utter assholes, and The Reckoning is an A-Number-One poopchute.[...] By way of example, do you all recall the death of Major Proton? In truth, he was ''not'' slain in mortal combat with Teminatrobot, that was only a cover story. Some years back, one of our residents removed one of [=PorcuPinenut=]'s quills from the Major's thigh and called him a... what was it again, Colonel? Yes, "big baby," when he cried. Major Proton [[DisproportionateRetribution transmuted the doctor into a]] [[AndIMustScream sentient rod of fissionable uranium-235]] and stormed out in a huff. [[{{Understatement}} That was quite the day]].
-->--''SÜPER,'' by Corey Redekop

->"You really wanna know why I kill demons? ''Because you jerks attack my friends and my home!!'' Like, I don't give a shit about the human race or blah blah whatever!"

->'''Garrosh Hellscream:''' Have you given any thought to what [[AnimateDead this]] means, Sylvanas? [[NotSoDifferent What difference is there between you and the Lich King now?]]\\

->Frankly, most of your name-brand heroes are, for lack of a better term, utter assholes, and The Reckoning is an A-Number-One poopchute.[...] By way of example, do you all recall the death of Major Proton? In truth, he was ''not'' slain in mortal combat with Teminatrobot, that was only a cover story. Some years back, one of our residents removed one of PorcuPinenut's quills from the Major's thigh and called him a... what was it again, Colonel? Yes, "big baby," when he cried. Major Proton [[DisproportionateRetribution transmuted the doctor into a]] [[AndIMustScream sentient rod of fissionable uranium-235]] and stormed out in a huff. [[{{Understatement}} That was quite the day]].

->''"[ [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim The Dragonborn]] ] did dick-all to stop Alduin just so she could get a political position and screw about with the local assassin's guild, then took the credit after we bent space, time, sanity, life and death to kill the dragon son of a bitch. When stopping Alduin was '''her job'''. She had '''one job''' and she fucked it up."''

-->--'''[[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Asagi Asagiri]]''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''