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->'''Milhouse:''' Then let's just say, I don't care what people think of me anymore.\\
'''Bart:''' You mean up until now you did care? Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week?\\
'''Milhouse:''' What about all the times I ''didn't'' wear a tutu? Nobody ever brings ''those'' up!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
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->'''Sideshow Bob''': Let's try to remember Krusty not as a hardened criminal, but as that lovable jester who honked his horn and puttered around in his little car.\\
'''Bart:''' And shot you out of a cannon.\\
'''Sideshow Bob''': (bitterly) ...And shot me out of a cannon. Yes, we will ''never'' forget that, will we?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS1E12KrustyGetsBusted "Krusty Gets Busted"]]
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->''"Reputation takes a lifetime to build and only seconds to destroy."''
-->-- '''Arnold Rothstein''', ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire''
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->'''Milhouse:''' Then let's just say, I don't care what people think of me anymore.\\
'''Bart:''' You mean up until now you did care? Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week?\\
'''Milhouse:''' What about all the times I ''didn't'' wear a tutu? Nobody ever brings ''those'' up!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
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-->-- ''Disney/BigHero6''

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-->-- ''Disney/BigHero6''
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->'''[[Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Perdita]]:''' Mickey, she took our puppies!\\

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->'''[[Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians ->'''[[WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Perdita]]:''' Mickey, she took our puppies!\\
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->''Always remember that you're a gun slut, and you will never be clean.''
-->--'''Sellout Recording of Tyreen Calypso''', ''VideoGame/Borderlands3'' [[note]]To get this gun, you have to kill yourself in an obvious deathtrap at the real Tyreen's request, because "you're a total gun slut"[[/note]]
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-->-- '''Creator/XanderMobus''', on [[VideoGame/FireEmblemGenealogyOfTheHolyWar Arvis]]

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-->-- '''Creator/XanderMobus''', on [[https://twitter.com/XanderMobusVO/status/1047514273428135936?s=20 on]] [[VideoGame/FireEmblemGenealogyOfTheHolyWar Arvis]]
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->You grow a perfect crop of [[EightiesHair amazingly on-brand colored hair]], do they call you the fabulous hair guy? No. You build an Empire based on the principals of equity giving up a lot in the process, do they call you that awesome Emperor guy? No. [[KillItWithFire YOU LIGHT ONE DUDE ON FIRE!]]
-->-- '''Creator/XanderMobus''', on [[VideoGame/FireEmblemGenealogyOfTheHolyWar Arvis]]
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''The old man starts to cry again, "[[BestialityIsDepraved But you fuck]] ''[[BestialityIsDepraved one]]'' [[BestialityIsDepraved sheep]]..."

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''The old man starts to cry again, "[[BestialityIsDepraved But you fuck]] ''[[BestialityIsDepraved fuck]]'' [[BestialityIsDepraved one]]'' [[BestialityIsDepraved sheep]]..."''"
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>''A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?"''\\

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>''A ->''A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?"''\\
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>''A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?"''\\
''The old man looks at him and points out the window, "See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me [=McGregor=] the dockbuilder? No, no."''\\
''The old man continued, "And see that ship out there? I've been fishing these waters for my village for thirty-five years! But do they call me [=McGregor=] the fisherman? No, no."''\\
''[[RuleOfThree The old man continued]], "And see all the crops in the farms out there? I planted and have been farming those crops for my village for nearly 45 years! But do they call me [=McGregor=] the farmer? No, no."''\\
''The old man starts to cry again, "[[BestialityIsDepraved But you fuck]] ''[[BestialityIsDepraved one]]'' [[BestialityIsDepraved sheep]]..."
-->--Old Joke
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->'''Starlight Glimmer:''' There hasn't been an election here for ''years?!''
->'''Spike:''' Kinda like ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E1TheCutieMapPart1 your]]'' [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E2TheCutieMapPart2 city]], huh?
-->-- ''ComicBook/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicIDW #46''
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->'''Buzz Lightyear:''' And did [Woody] give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Oh, you had to bring ''that'' up!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2''
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->"I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people, ONE TIME!"
-->-- '''Wasabi''' (explaining his nickname), ''Disney/BigHero6''
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'''Goku:''' Oh, hi, best buddy!\\

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'''Goku:''' Oh, hi, Hey, best buddy!\\



'''Vegeta:''' Three ''whole Androids'', huh? Pretty sure that makes ''eight''. Hmph. Not gonna let the boy live this one down.

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'''Vegeta:''' Three ''whole ''Three whole Androids'', huh? Pretty sure that makes ''eight''. Hmph. Not gonna let Hmm, never letting the boy live this one down.
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->'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony]]''': Shit!\\
'''[[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve]]''': Language!\\
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'''Tony''': Wait a second, no one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "language"?\\
'''Steve''': I know! Just slipped out.\\
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'''Tony''': And for gosh sake, watch your language!\\
'''Steve''': That's not going away anytime soon...
-->--''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''

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->I'd been a SerialKiller for four years, but they'd never given me a nickname. Then you bite ''one guy'' on the arse, and suddenly you're 'The Buttmuncher.'
-->-- '''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', "Unlikely Lines in a Thriller Movie", ''Series/MockTheWeek''



->I'd been a SerialKiller for four years, but they'd never given me a nickname. Then you bite ''one guy'' on the arse, and suddenly you're 'The Buttmuncher.'
-->-- '''Frankie Boyle''' doing "Unlikely Lines in a Thriller Movie", ''Series/MockTheWeek''
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->'''Hiro:''' Wait, Go Go? Honey Lemon? ''Wasabi?''
->'''Wasabi:''' I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time people! One! Time!
-->-- ''Disney/BigHero6''
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--> '''WebOriginal/{{Retsupurae}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtN3pna4uDQ Game of Crones: Episode 3]]

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--> '''WebOriginal/{{Retsupurae}}''', '''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtN3pna4uDQ Game of Crones: Episode 3]]
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-->-- '''Hank Pym''', ''Secret Empire #4'', in response to Iron Man bringing up the time he slapped his wife.

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-->-- '''Hank Pym''', ''Secret Empire ''ComicBook/SecretEmpire #4'', in response to Iron Man bringing up the time he slapped his wife.
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->The reader also knows that everyone poos. But if [[EstablishingCharacterMoment the first thing a character does]] is poo in front of the reader, the reader will think of him as the Pooing Character forevermore.

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->The reader also knows that [[NobodyPoops everyone poos. poos]]. But if [[EstablishingCharacterMoment the first thing a character does]] is poo in front of the reader, the reader will think of him as the [[InherentlyFunnyWords Pooing Character Character]] forevermore.
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-->-- '''Music/MileyCyrus''' on [[OldShame her song "Wrecking Ball"]] in [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIhh-BAeZ8Q this interview]]

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-->-- '''Music/MileyCyrus''' on [[OldShame her song "Wrecking Ball"]] in [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIhh-BAeZ8Q [[https://youtu.be/LIhh-BAeZ8Q this interview]]
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-->-- '''{{Gackt}}'''

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-->-- '''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/04/does-it-offend-you-twin-dilemma.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma}} "The Twin Dilemma"]]

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-->-- '''Dr. Phil El Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/04/does-it-offend-you-twin-dilemma.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma}} "The Twin Dilemma"]]
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->'''Jay''': Hey, wait a second, aren't you that guy [[Film/AmericanPie that fucked the pie?]]\\
'''Creator/JasonBiggs''': Y'see, man? Y'see? It's never "hey, you were in ''Film/{{Loser}}'', weren't ya?" or "dude, you rocked in ''Boys and Girls''!" No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm haunted by it!
-->--''Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack''
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-->'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/{{Daikatana}}'' and the infamous controversy surrounding it.

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-->'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/{{Daikatana}}'' and the infamous controversy surrounding it. its impact on John Romero's reputation.
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->Developing a game, as it turns out, is quite hard. As negative press grew and grew concerning nepotism and mass resignations, and full-page gaming adverts informed a restless gaming public that they were Creator/JohnRomero's cellmate and he'd claimed the top bunk, as it were, outright hostility was brewing. At this point, the universe takes two paths: one in which Romero spearheads a bold artistic movement in gaming design as a misunderstood genius burdened with the egotism that often strikes the auteur, or Romero is forever lambasted as a boob so massive that even the most determined baby would struggle to get its gob around him. And which universe we ended up with hinged on one thing: ''VideoGame/{{Daikatana}}'' not being an execrable pile of garbage. Better luck next time, universe.
-->'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/{{Daikatana}}'' and the infamous controversy surrounding it.
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->As someone who was raised in the South (Texas specifically) I’m perhaps a bit oversensitive to [[CulturalStereotypes the stereotype that all southerners are backwards hillbillies more interested in working on their trucks than following current events]]. [[SouthernFriedGenius Obviously, there are legions of southerners who have achieved great things in business, the sciences, entertainment, and other important fields.]] But all it takes is one moron to go on national TV for our accomplishments to be overshadowed by an outdated and harmful stereotype.
-->-- '''Matthew Bulger''', discussing Ted Crockett's assertion that [[CriticalResearchFailure elected officials in the United States must swear on a Christian Bible]], ''[[https://thehumanist.com/news/national/slack-jawed-yokel-proves-need-nationwide-civics-education Slack-Jawed Yokel Proves Need for Nationwide Civics Education]]''

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-->--''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel''
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-->--'''Vince Boudreau''', ''Play it to the Bone''

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-->--'''Vince -->-- '''Vince Boudreau''', ''Play it to the Bone''



-->--''Film/OceansEleven''

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-->--'''Hon. Joseph Palmer''', ''Film/TheJudge''

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-->--'''Hon.-->-- '''Hon. Joseph Palmer''', ''Film/TheJudge''



-->--''Film/TheAmericanPresident''

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-->--'''Colonel Belt''', ''Series/TheXFiles'' ("Space")

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-->--'''T. Bone Burnett''', "The Rat Age"

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-->--'''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/04/does-it-offend-you-twin-dilemma.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma}} "The Twin Dilemma"]]

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-->--'''Dr.-->-- '''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/04/does-it-offend-you-twin-dilemma.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma}} "The Twin Dilemma"]]



-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/end-of-days-written-by-chris-chibnall.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "[[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E13EndOfDays}} End of Days]]"

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-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/end-of-days-written-by-chris-chibnall.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "[[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E13EndOfDays}} End of Days]]"



-->--'''[[http://leviatiel.tumblr.com/post/43190354091/character-says-i-like-bread-that-one levatiel]]''' on Website/{{Tumblr}}

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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-famous-people-whose-best-work-was-motivated-by-revenge/#ixzz31pABcxlq "5 Famous People Whose Best Work Was Motivated by Revenge"]]

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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', -->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-famous-people-whose-best-work-was-motivated-by-revenge/#ixzz31pABcxlq "5 Famous People Whose Best Work Was Motivated by Revenge"]]



-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2016/01/11/ricky-gervais-and-mad-mel-reunited-and-it-was-beautiful/ Michael K.]]''', "What he meant was that 'he’ll put Ricky Gervais to sleep' by making Ricky watch ''{{Film/Apocalypto}}''."

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-->--'''[[http://dlisted.-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2016/01/11/ricky-gervais-and-mad-mel-reunited-and-it-was-beautiful/ Michael K.]]''', "What he meant was that 'he’ll put Ricky Gervais to sleep' by making Ricky watch ''{{Film/Apocalypto}}''."



-->--'''Amy Nicholson''', [[http://www.laweekly.com/2014-05-22/news/the-last-movie-star/ "How YouTube and Internet Journalism Destroyed Tom Cruise, Our Last Real Movie Star"]]''

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-->--'''Amy -->-- '''Amy Nicholson''', [[http://www.laweekly.com/2014-05-22/news/the-last-movie-star/ "How YouTube and Internet Journalism Destroyed Tom Cruise, Our Last Real Movie Star"]]''



-->'''WebOriginal/{{Retsupurae}}''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtN3pna4uDQ Game of Crones: Episode 3]]

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-->'''WebOriginal/{{Retsupurae}}''', --> '''WebOriginal/{{Retsupurae}}''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtN3pna4uDQ Game of Crones: Episode 3]]






-->--'''Randy Marsh''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' ("With Apologies to Jesse Jackson")

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-->--'''Randy -->-- '''Randy Marsh''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' ("With Apologies to Jesse Jackson")



-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"

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-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine Henry]]''', "Percy Takes The Plunge"

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-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine Henry]]''', -->-- '''Henry''', ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'', "Percy Takes The Plunge"



-->--''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'', "House of Crime"

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-->--'''Wasabi''' (explaining his nickname), ''Disney/BigHero6''

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-->--'''Wasabi''' -->-- '''Wasabi''' (explaining his nickname), ''Disney/BigHero6''






-->--'''{{Creator/Cicero}}'''

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-->--'''Fiorello La Guardia'''

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-->--'''Frankie Boyle''' doing "Unlikely Lines in a Thriller Movie", ''Series/MockTheWeek''

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-->--'''Frankie -->-- '''Frankie Boyle''' doing "Unlikely Lines in a Thriller Movie", ''Series/MockTheWeek''



-->--'''UsefulNotes/DanQuayle''', inventing Gore's invention of the internet

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-->--'''[[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII General Douglas MacArthur]]'''

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-->--'''[[{{UsefulNotes/Feminism}} Gloria Steinem]]''' on [[OldShame her seminal piece]] "I Was a Playboy Bunny"

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-->--'''Music/MileyCyrus''' on [[OldShame her song "Wrecking Ball"]] in [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIhh-BAeZ8Q this interview]]

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-->--'''Music/MileyCyrus''' -->-- '''Music/MileyCyrus''' on [[OldShame her song "Wrecking Ball"]] in [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIhh-BAeZ8Q this interview]]






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