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->'''Eddie:''' Nah, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
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->'''Eddie:''' Nah, I'm doing just fine, Clark.Clark.
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->'''Ellen:''' I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.
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->'''Ellen:''' I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.
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-> '''Rusty:''' This present from Aunt Bethany is making weird noises....
->'''Clark:''' What did she wrap up (sudden loud cat screeching noises) she wrapped up her damn cat.
-> '''Ellen:''' Put it in the kitchen, we'll figure out what to do with it.
-> '''Clark:''' But then we'll have a cat running around the house...
-> '''Rusty:''' Why would Aunt Bethany wrap up her cat?
-> '''Ellen:''' Well, she gets confused so she goes around the house, takes items, and wraps them up as presents.
->'''Clark:''' What did she wrap up (sudden loud cat screeching noises) she wrapped up her damn cat.
-> '''Ellen:''' Put it in the kitchen, we'll figure out what to do with it.
-> '''Clark:''' But then we'll have a cat running around the house...
-> '''Rusty:''' Why would Aunt Bethany wrap up her cat?
-> '''Ellen:''' Well, she gets confused so she goes around the house, takes items, and wraps them up as presents.
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'''Ellen:''' What?\\
'''Rusty:''' This
->'''Clark:''' What did she wrap up (sudden loud cat screeching noises) she
'''Clark:''' Let me see it. ''(grabs the box and shakes it, the box makes [[ThatPoorCat sudden yowling noises]])'' She wrapped up her damn
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'''Ellen:'''
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'''Clark:'''
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'''Ellen:''' We can't leave it in the ''box''.\\
'''Rusty:''' Why would
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'''Ellen:'''
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->'''Eddie:''' You surprised to see us, Clark?
->'''Clark:''' Surprised? Eddie, if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
->'''Clark:''' Surprised? Eddie, if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
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->'''Eddie:''' You surprised to see us, Clark?
surprised?
->'''Clark:'''Surprised? Eddie, if Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
->'''Clark:'''
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-> '''Rusty:''' This present from Aunt Bethany is making weird noises....
->'''Clark:''' What did she wrap up (sudden loud cat screeching noises) she wrapped up her damn cat.
-> '''Ellen:''' Put it in the kitchen, we'll figure out what to do with it.
-> '''Clark:''' But then we'll have a cat running around the house...
-> '''Rusty:''' Why would Aunt Bethany wrap up her cat?
-> '''Ellen:''' Well, she gets confused so she goes around the house, takes items, and wraps them up as presents.
-> '''Rusty''': [[SarcasmMode Great, can't wait to see what I got.]]
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->'''Clark:''' What did she wrap up (sudden loud cat screeching noises) she wrapped up her damn cat.
-> '''Ellen:''' Put it in the kitchen, we'll figure out what to do with it.
-> '''Clark:''' But then we'll have a cat running around the house...
-> '''Rusty:''' Why would Aunt Bethany wrap up her cat?
-> '''Ellen:''' Well, she gets confused so she goes around the house, takes items, and wraps them up as presents.
-> '''Rusty''': [[SarcasmMode Great, can't wait to see what I got.]]
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->''"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"''
-->--'''Clark W. Griswold Jr.'''
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->'''Ellen:''' What are you looking at?
->'''Clark:''' Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.
->'''Eddie:''' ''[from outside]'' Shitter was full!
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->'''Eddie:''' You surprised to see us, Clark?
->'''Clark:''' Surprised? Eddie, if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
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->'''Clark:''' Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
->'''Eddie:''' Nah, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
-->--'''Clark W. Griswold Jr.'''
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->'''Ellen:''' What are you looking at?
->'''Clark:''' Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.
->'''Eddie:''' ''[from outside]'' Shitter was full!
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->'''Eddie:''' You surprised to see us, Clark?
->'''Clark:''' Surprised? Eddie, if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
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->'''Clark:''' Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
->'''Eddie:''' Nah, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
