History Quotes / MistakenForProfound

-->-- '''Dr. El Sandifer''' [[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/11/triptych-dance-aerobics-danny-sullivans.html on]] ''Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat'' (UsefulNotes/{{NES}})

->'''Tom''' ''(as [[CaptainSpaceDefenderOfEarth "Captain Proton"]])'': Take a look around you. ''This'' is how the twentieth century saw the future! We are studying sociology!\\

-->--''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Night"

->'''Archchancellor Ridcully''': So why, every year, do we hang a damn great bunch of mistletoe up there?\\
'''Senior Wrangler''' Well, er ... well, it's ... it's symbolic, Archchancellor.\\
'''Archchancellor''': Ah?\\
'''Wrangler''': Of ... the leaves, d'y'see ... they're symbolic of ... of green, d'y'see, whereas the berries, in fact ... symbolize white. Yes. White and green. Very ... symbolic.\\
'''Archchancellor''': What of?\\
'''Wrangler''': ''(coughs)'' I'm not sure there ''has'' to be an ''of''.\\
'''Archchancellor''': Ah? So it could be said that the white and green symbolize a small parasitic plant?\\
'''Wrangler''': Yes, indeed.\\
'''Archchancellor''': So mistletoe, in fact, symbolizes mistletoe?\\
'''Wrangler''': Exactly, Archchancellor.\\
'''Archchancellor''': Funny thing, that. That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?\\
'''Wrangler''': It could be both.\\
'''Archchancellor''': And ''that'' comment is either very perceptive or very trite.\\
'''Wrangler''': It might be bo--\\
'''Archchancellor''': Don't push it, Senior Wrangler.
-->--''Literature/{{Hogfather}}''

-->--'''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'''

->'''Robot''': That's your point, isn't it? No matter how much we produce, there will be those who are never satisfied. Our perception is shifted when it comes to humans. We needed a sqid to see this with lenses clean of bias. You are a very wise teacher.\\
'''Sam''': I appreciate that you think I'm deep and all, but really, I'm just trying to steal from you.
-->--''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->'''Clark Kent''': A girl I knew back home got hurt. Burned real bad. We all chipped in, raised money. Took a month of her suffering. These dumb things could have paid for her surgery three times over. [[ConspicuousConsumption And you're eating them like they're potato chips.]]\\
'''Partygoer''': Never thought I'd hear [[MistakenIdentity Bruce Wayne]] worry about money.\\
'''Clark''': I'm ''not'' Bruce Wayne.\\
'''Partygoer''': ...[[IgnoredConfession Deep.]]
-->--''Comicbook/SupermanAmericanAlien''

-->-- '''Alkor''', ''VideoGame/Diablo2''

-->--''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', "Teaming with Problems"

'''Dot:''' ''(pointing out a falling meteor heading towards them)'' No, we're ''really'' all about to die.
-->--''WesternAnimation/Animaniacs2020'', "Everyday Safety: Giant Adirondack Chair"

-->--''Fanfic/QueensOfMewni'', [[https://www.deviantart.com/jgss0109/art/Helia-the-Light-of-Power-Biography-764299189 Biography of Helia the Light of Power]]

-->--'''[[http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/the_best_policy/1996/09/government_and_volleyball.html Newt Gingrich]]'''

->That’s right. In ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'', Tolkien is really writing up the real history of the world that he had discovered in ancient Finnish texts, and which had been suppressed by the powers that be, though the story really involved aliens and archons … archons? Oh, yeah -- [[VichyEarth those]]....And not only are ''The Lord of the Rings'' real. ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' are real as well; the films ''“show the unaware public a theatrical play or representation of what has been actually occurring in secret enclaves.” ''His evidence? ''“Why wouldn’t the real elite that run the planet just LOVE the Hunger Games? New World Order obviously financed the series. Examine posters for film #2 ''[[Film/TheHungerGamesCatchingFire Catching Fire]].'' You see there is a sun in one of them; and fire. These are all Illuminati themes''."
-->--''Encyclopedia on American Loons'', [[http://americanloons.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/1282-doug-yurchey.html Doug Yuchey]]

-->--'''Dr. El Sandifer''' [[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/11/triptych-dance-aerobics-danny-sullivans.html on]] ''Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat'' (UsefulNotes/{{NES}})

->One of the many questions I have about the post-animapocalypse world of ''Slylock Fox'' involves biodiversity: have the newly sapient animals remained restricted to their original ranges, or, like the early members of genus Homo, are they using their smarts to conquer new environments? Today we learn that Australia, at least, is still largely the domain of its unique native fauna, who have in their brief period of ascendency already established an iron-clad hierarchy: the marsupials wear fancy clothes and sell expensive baubles to each other, while the monotremes live on the margins of society and are forced to steal to survive. Unfortunately, the marsupials aren’t equipped to maintain the oppressive social structure they’ve created and have been forced to call in placental mammals from outside to help. If human history is any guide, this is a terrible, terrible mistake.

->You can especially tell that [[Creator/PeterDavison Davison]] doesn’t have a clue how to play the Doctor and so he walks from the TARDIS and simply [[TheUnsmile grins like a lunatic]] until he meets somebody. That's his default setting and yet people seem obsessed with the fact that he is really channeling something deeper (Creator/PaulCornell) when the actor himself admits he was just winging it at this stage with little off screen assistance.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-nineteen.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E2FourToDoomsday}} "Four to Doomsday"]]

'''Scott:''' Is that some kind of metaphor for a search that cant be described?\\

-->--'''WesternAnimation/Animaniacs2020''', ''Everyday Safety: Giant Adirondack Chair''

-->--''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', "Teaming with Problems"

-->--'''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Literature/{{Hogfather}}''

->A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. Now it is not only a sport, it's in the Olympics... And that's what freedom is all about.

-->--'''''Encyclopedia on American Loons''''', [[http://americanloons.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/1282-doug-yurchey.html Doug Yuchey]]

->{{Music/Rihanna}} said ''"People should not take the lyrics too literally. I don't think of it in a sexual way, I'm thinking metaphorically. It's more of a thing to say that people can talk about you, you just have to be that strong person who--"'' Oh, I'm not even going to dignify that.\\\
Yeah, and "Let's Get It On" is actually a protest song about the Vietnam war!

->That’s right. In ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'', Tolkien is really writing up the real history of the world that he had discovered in ancient Finnish texts, and which [[ConspiracyTheorist had been suppressed by the powers that be]], though the story really involved aliens and archons … archons? Oh, yeah -- [[VichyEarth those]]....And not only are ''The Lord of the Rings'' real. ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' are real as well; the films ''“show the unaware public a theatrical play or representation of what has been actually occurring in secret enclaves.” ''His evidence? ''“Why wouldn’t the real elite that run the planet just LOVE the Hunger Games? New World Order obviously financed the series. Examine posters for film #2 ''[[Film/TheHungerGamesCatchingFire Catching Fire]].'' You see there is a sun in one of them; and fire. These are all Illuminati themes''."

-->--'''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/{{Hogfather}}''